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Slone Ryder came to SCORELAND in an unusual way.

"In my day job, I wear pin-striped suits, so wearing a racing cheerleader costume was a lot of fun," Dallas Dixon said of her outfit in this pictorial and the video. "I don't ride bikes at home but I've heard the vibrations can make a girl really happy."

If you had asked me a year and a half ago which SCORE Girl who has never done hardcore would be best at doing hardcore, I would have said Angela White, and then I would have said Morgan Leigh. Angela, of course, finally took the hardcore plunge (four times, in fact), but the scene you're about to see is Morgan's only with a guy, a tits 'n' tugs scene in which Morgan, clad in a bikini that her J-cup tits are destroyinng, yanks and tit-fucks a real dick and jacks his load all over her tits.

This is the first SCORELAND2 appearance for 2011 SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen, who came into our lives almost exactly two years ago. Kelly is the wife of a SCORE reader, and readers' wives have become a growing trend in SCORE over the past few years (Siri, Jayden Prescott, etc.). Kelly told me, "My husband is a website member, too, and he also buys some videos. One day, he said to me, 'Hey, look, they have this BeASCOREModel.com website,' so we watched the little introductory video and he said, 'You should do this.' He was very open about it."

Where do I begin with Ashley Sage Ellison, one of the most-popular and most-controversial models in the history of SCORE magazine? Popular because, in the great tradition of British super-stacked naturals, Ashley Sage is a beautiful, blonde, J-cupper whose tits are god-given. Controversial because when she won 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year, reaction to her victory was so polarized, you'd have thought we suddenly decided that flat-chested 18eighteen girls were suddenly being permitted in the hallowed pages of SCORE.

We shot this scene of Hungarian porn star Lucy Love during the Busty Riding Academy shoot in Hungary in 2008, and I remember the day she arrived at our country castle in Seregélyes. That's because of all the commotion she caused. We had several porn studs on-site, all ready to fuck busty girls at a moment's notice (I know, tough job), and some of these guys had been fucking busty girls two or three times a day all week. But when Lucy showed up wearing short shorts, fuck-me pumps and a tight, low-cut top, all of the studs noticed, and they were practically begging for the chance to fuck her. The honors went to Hungarian porn stud Matt Bird, Lucy's choice because they were able to communicate in something other than the International language of fucking.

First, I'd like to extend congratulations to Isis Haze, who got into a contest frame of mind and has been burning up strip-club stages in the Midwest the past two years. Isis won the "Hottest Brunette" and "Best Boobs" awards at the Miss Nude Wisconsin contest at Grand Daddy's, a totally nude club in Schoefield, Wisconsin (the photos are at SCORELAND).

This video (and the accompanying photos) of Africa were shot in 2007. It's a great scene in which this ebony goddess gets ass-fucked on-camera (she did it a few other times), and the action beautifully shows off her pliable, natural, G-cup hangers and pink pussy (one of the pinkest I've ever seen, if not the pinkest).

The cast alone for the movie Pounding The Pledges was a big-boobed dream team of voluptuous and curvy girls. Three of them were new. Tera Cox, April McKenzie and Sabina Leigh had the bodies, faces and hooters that make for Voluptuous role-models. Panther had already been active for a couple of years and was becoming one of the top busty black porn stars, but she still retained the girl-next-door appeal this feature movie needed.

Now this is the strangest thing: I spend a good part of my day looking at naked women. I'd say I spend more time looking at naked women than 99.9% of the men on Earth. And when I accompanied our studio for a week-long shoot in Hungary four years ago, I spent more time than usual around naked women. Just about any minute of the day, I could find a naked woman at the castle where we shot. And I could look at her. And she'd be perfectly okay with that.

I don't think there's really ever been a girl like Bunny De La Cruz. Her measurements don't quite do justice to what she looks like. The numbers say 44-35-45 with JJ-cup tits. What the numbers don't say is that those tits are real and firm and perfectly creamy. They don't say that she has an ass that BootyLicious magazine readers would love: a giant, round bottom that curves sharply out from her waist and shelves hard-oningly. Did I just make up that word? Yes, I did. Hard-oningly. Bunny inspired it.

Maria and I joined our studio crew for an epic journey to the Hungarian countryside (about an hour outside of Budapest) to shoot many European big-boobed models and film the DVDs Busty Riding Academy and Hooter Hotel. The location for our shoot was an old, renovated country castle (it had been built in the early 1800s as a vacation retreat for some kind of royalty), and it was on the grounds of this castle that this scene with Czech mega-buster Jana was shot.

You know the old saying, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"? In Anna Loren's case, maybe the saying should be something like, "Sometimes two apples from the same tree fall very far from each other."

Every big-boob man has fantasized about having a busty secretary. Heck, I sometimes wonder why every boss doesn't have a busty secretary. Put it this way: If I owned a business, all of my secretaries would have big tits, and I wouldn't care if they could type or answer a phone properly as long as they wore push-up bras and low-cut tops. Call me a pig, but if this was the kind of business in which customers were in and out of the office every day, you could also call me rich. And if it weren't that kind of business, well, at least one person would love coming to work every day: Me!

I haven't heard from Alana Anderson in about a year. She used to often comment on the SCORELAND blog. A webcam model in California, Alana once shocked me by saying she rarely gets tit-fucked. I'd have thought that tit-fucking would be a regular part of her sex life.

Jolie Rain is like a box of chocolates. Sweet on the outside. All creamy and gooey on the inside. A Texas tomboy when she was growing up and her chest was growing out, Jolie loves working on cars, shooting guns, building computers and remodeling homes. She used to tend bar in a town overrun by college students and politicians (aka drunks).

Both Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps are retired from dancing and modeling, so it's been off-putting for me not to see them in the SCORE building anymore. As Dave will tell you, they've been here so many times since 2001 that sometimes it felt like they were part of the staff. I rarely list favorite SCORE Girls because I think an editor should be impartial, but I'll admit they are two of my all-time favorites and I thought they retired too soon. I mean, they could have waited until they were 50 or so. What's the rush?

Here's Persia Monir, who might be the hottest, sexiest, most-beautiful 50something I've ever seen. If you walked into a strip club and saw her riding the pole (which you might, because she's a real-life stripper), you'd immediately plop down into one of the seats at the stage and pull out a wad of dollars. Then, when she offered you a lap dance, you'd definitely say yes.

During our week in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, in June 2007, Lorna Morgan used her breaks from shooting photos and videos to read and work on her computer and chat with the other girls, mostly Angela White and Christy Marks. Oh, and to get the latest on the mosquito situation. Those no-see-ums were killers that week, Lorna will tell you.

I met Rachel Love in person for the first time in 1996 at an adult video convention in Las Vegas. This was a time when the adult expos were for business people only. Today, they've become fan events like car shows and sporting events. I still have a few photos of her in my files.

For SCORELAND2 members, this is your first look at Valory Irene, the Ukrainian girl-next-door who took the big-boob world by storm in 2010 and won SCORE's 2011 Newcomer of the Year. In fact, this is the very shoot that introduced Valory to SCORELAND on September 21, 2010, a historic day in the history of big tits.

SCORE has been traveling to the Dominican Republic since 2004. The climate is tropical, the locations are spectacular, there's no congestion and the women are even more phenomenal than the scenery. Our recent trips there were to see Miosotis, Kristina Milan and Vanessa Del, but when we saw Chica, we wanted her, too.

Angelina Vallem is a Czech doll who Voluptuous arranged to meet on a road trip to Prague. We could have just hired a local studio to photograph her, but we prefer a hands-on approach whenever possible. Her English was rudimentary so we had an interpreter along for the ride. Miss Vallem may not speak English but her dicktation was perfect, and that's what counted.

A girl like Aspen comes along almost never. She wasn't a model or dancer and had no desire to become one. She certainly wasn't a porn star and had no desire to become one, either. This short 'n' stacked (5'2", F-cup) cutie was an office girl back home in Oregon and totally content with her life, and, yet, she had this secret side (well, not-so-secret side, but I'll get to that later) that adored being a V-Girl and fucking for our cameras.

Everything in the universe can be translated into mathematics. When April McKenzie contacted The SCORE Group and introduced herself, she measured 42-32-40. Her areolae measured three-inches in diameter and her cup size was 36GG. This is further proof that the right numbers can make beautiful music.

"I think I'm a sexy girl," Harmony Heart told us when we met her for the first time. "Guys are always coming on to me and staring at my tits. If I really like a guy, I'll let him know that I want to fuck. I don't play games and I don't like it when guys play games. I'll usually wait for a man to make the first move, but if he's taking too long, I'll do it."

"I don't flaunt what I have," Cindy Cupps once told me. "I walk around in regular clothing. If guys stare at me, they stare at me. If guys think I'm hot, great. It's great for my self-esteem, but it's not like I'm walking around with a big chip on my shoulder, like, 'Oh, I'm hot.' I don't do that."

When I told Elliot James that I'd like to write the copy for today's Anna Kay scene, he said, "Why, because you sat on her chest?"

Although they look nothing alike, Taylor Steele of Canada and Angela White of Australia remind me a lot of each other. Yeah, they both have big, natural tits, but that's not what I'm getting at. What I'm getting at is that when Angela first walked into our studio in 2003, I would have bet anything that she would've been doing full-on hardcore within a few years. Well, she made us wait until 2011.

Some girls naturally radiate an extreme sexuality that guys can sense. They have a high-powered sex engine revving inside them like the eight-cylinder engine under a Maserati's hood. That's the feeling Angel Gee gave off when I met her for the first time in 2008. Girls don't become nude models and strippers because their sex drives are in neutral. They have something inside them that compels them. It can't be faked.

We've all heard the phrase "man's man." Well, Stephanie Stalls of Kentucky is a man's woman. I've never seen a woman who looks more like a woman (short 'n' stacked, 40-26-36, F-cup tits, big, round ass) and thinks more like a man. And I don't just mean that she's horny all the time (although she is). I mean that she can sit down with the guys and suck down a few beers and talk dirty, but then she can give you the lapdance of your life, grinding her pussy into your crotch until you blow your load.

SCORE first explored the treasures of the Dominican Republic in 2004, when a Dominican gentleman and fellow tit-hound contacted us about flying over and seeing what breastivities the island had to offer. He introduced us to Yanine Diaz then Thalia, Lisa, Melanie, Elena and Mila. The last five starred in the DVD Busty Island Girls.