Poor Luna Toxxxic had been out in the sun for some time before I drove by and rescued her. Luna, it turns out, was headed back home to Germany after partying for some time with a group of Irishmen. I know a phrase in German, so I tested it out, but Luna called me cheeky! Turns out the phrase was "let me see your pussy," and Luna decided that sounded like an excellent idea. She pulled her panties to the side, then inquired if she could get a free ride both in the taxi and on my cock! I don't turn down offers like that, so I popped into the backseat where she gave me a sloppy blowjob, pulled off her dress to show me her small tits, then gave my arse a rimjob. To return her favour, I fucked and fingered Luna to multiple orgasms, then absolutely covered her pretty face with a huge facial!
A beautiful woman by the name of Lilyan Red got into my cab today. Lilyan was on her way to London to walk around and visit some places. It was a bloody hot day, almost too hot for London. I was driving us along when out of the corner of my eye I noticed Lilyan had taken her shorts off. Next thing I knew, she was taking off her panties! I asked her what the trouble was, and she told me she just needed some air. Well, airing out her pussy like that made my cock hard, and she was very interested in that tidbit of information. Lilyan reached up and wrapped her hand around the Bishop, and soon enough I was sucking her tits in the backseat. The horny minx went right for the rimjob (my favourite), and then I fucked her tight pink pussy six ways to Sunday! By the time she sucked the cum out of my cock, I covered her with a huge facial.
Kiki Minaj had mischief written all over her face. It was a hot day, and Kiki was dressed for the occasion. I could practically see her pussy when she got into the cab! When I offered her the cab ride for free, Kiki was all too happy to show me her "pom pom." As I found us a quiet place to park, Kiki pulled her shorts down and twerked her big ass up and down. I couldn't wait for her to do that on my dick, and it was worth the wait! I ate her pussy and stuck a finger in her arse to make her cum, then she deepthroated the Bishop and sucked my big balls. After a fun spot of anal, Kiki, the little slut, stuck her finger in my arse as I fucked her face, then swallowed a huge load of cum. When a woman fucks me this good, I'll drive her anywhere!
I turned the corner today and said to myself "oh no," because standing there once more was Rhiannon Ryder. Our first few fucks had been horny enough, and she did have one hell of an arse, but it was getting to the point where I thought she was stalking me! I let her into the car to tell her to leave me alone, but she pulled down her skirt and panties and started to twerk. I couldn't resist that pretty pink pussy! I decided to punish her with a spanking, then fucked her face roughly in the backseat. She wouldn't let me put it in her arse, but that was fine: I made sure to fuck her pussy so hard she'd be sore for weeks! Rhiannon had a big smile on her face and mascara running down her cheeks by the time I came on her face with a facial.
"Now that is a slut if I ever saw one," I said to myself when I laid eyes on Anna De Ville flagging down my cab. An American redhead, Anna was certainly dressed for the weather...that is she was wearing next to nothing, and her tits were practically falling out! She started telling me about a challenge she had given herself to fuck her way across Europe with nothing but her clothes. When I asked how she would pay her cab fare, she spread her legs and showed me her money box. I hopped into the backseat and she was already wet, so I ate her pussy, then she gave me a sloppy blowjob and a rimjob. I fucked her pussy and her arse before cuming inside her with a creampie!
"There's a slut if I ever I saw one," I said to myself as I pulled around the corner and laid my eyes on Sasha Steele. Ms. Steele was on her way to a nice bar or a park, she wasn't sure. All she knew was the sunny weather made her horny and she wanted to play! Sasha was wearing this horny kimono dress so loose that when I hit a bump her tits popped out, and I could see she was already wet through her panties. We decided to treat ourselves to a horny fuck, so I jumped in the backseat and made the hot blonde squirt, fucked her silly, and then came all over her body from head to toe!
It was Shona River's first time in the UK, so I immediately told the blonde babe that if she showed me her tits I would give her the ride for free. She was not even fooled for a moment, and threatened to call the police! I begged her not to dial 911, and told her I would do anything it took to change her mind. To my surprise, Shona told me we'd call it even if I ate her pussy! I got into the backseat and played with her perky tits while I ate her out, she gave me a horny blowjob and rimjob. Shona loved getting fucked doggystyle, so I fucked her hard over the partition to the front seat, then dropped a huge facial on her tongue!
An attractive French couple by the names of Cassie and Dorian Del Isla got into my cab today. The pair were headed to a fancy restaurant or bar to celebrate their anniversary, and they could barely keep their hands off each other. Dorian kept touching his wife's perky tits and tight pussy and she looked a little shy, but I assured the brunette babe I loved to watch! Watch I did, as Cassie sucked Dorian's cock, and then he ate her pussy. As he fucked her doggystyle over the partition, they asked me if I wanted to join in. I hopped into the backseat and Dorian and I took turns fucking Cassie's pussy and mouth until she made us both cum!
If Melissa Medisson's big tits hadn't caught my attention as I pulled around the corner, it would've been her sexy long legs and tight arse! Melissa was from Prague, but now lived in the UK, and was on her way to a posh Italian restaurant. I figured that meant she had already been in a cab, which was true, but she was also interested in our little tradition so she could save a few pounds for lunch. When she showed me her pussy, I offered to pay for her whole lunch if I could jump in the backseat and have some fun with her. Melissa loved the idea so I ate her out, then she gave me a horny blowjob. I fucked her pussy on the backseat and her arse over the front. Finally, fucking her doggystyle from outside the car, I stretched her arsehole and came in it!
It was raining really hard outside, so when I saw Cassie Del Isla flagging down the cab without an umbrella, I figured she wasn't native to London. It was the gorgeous French lady's first time in the UK, so I used my tried and true pickup line: I offered her a free cab ride if she flashed me her tits! Even told her it was a tradition that went back 150 years, I did. Cassie found London to be really expensive, so she was more than happy to pull up her shirt. That's when I made her another offer, 400 euro if I could jump into the backseat with her and have some fun! Cassie gave me a horny blowjob and a great rimjob, then I fucked her French pussy and arse until she wanked me off all over her body!
Seeing Masked Maya flagging down the Fake Taxi for a second time immediately woke the Bishop. I asked her where she wanted to go and she responded "to the middle of the field, please," so I knew I was in for one horny afternoon. Maya had gone home after our last fuck in the backseat and told her husband all about it, and surprisingly, it turned him on! It made him so horny to hear about the sex that Maya was back for another round, so as she played with her tits and pussy as I found a field for us to park in. I ate her pussy until she was dripping, pushing it into my tongue with two handfuls of her big booty. Maya came on my face, then gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, then I fucked her hard until she spread her lips for me to cum on her tight pussy!
When I saw a naughty looking woman with booty shorts and a see-through top around the corner, I knew it had to be Ava Austin. It had been at least half a year since I had seen Ava, and she had taken off without returning my calls. Explaining what happened, Ava told me she had met a bloke in the taxi and they had got into a bit of a relationship, so he didn't want her driving the taxi anymore. The reason she had stopped ghosting me was that riding the same dick every day was getting boring, so she wanted her job back. I would do anything for Ava so I said yes, but informed her of a caveat: she would have to pay for her ride! Her tits were already out, so I jumped into the backseat for a long overdue blowjob and rimjob, then fucked Ava's wet pussy until she wanked me all over her for a classic John facial!
I won't lie to you, I didn't want to go to work today, and I wasn't very enthused when I picked up Molly Milf. As I told Molly, I was driving a new taxi because my old one had been stolen right off my street! The coppers were powerless to do anything about it, and it felt like I lost an old friend. Turns out Molly was having a hard day too. Her boss was on her arse for whatever reason, so she had a proposition that put a smile on my face. We pulled over and I got into the backseat, then Molly gave me a sloppy blowjob and a horny rimjob, then I sucked her big tits and ate her big pussy lips. We fucked in the new Fake Taxi until she wanked me off so we could christen the new cab with my cum!
Abigail Ash approached the Fake Taxi today, and asked me if I could drive her to the center. We struck up a friendly conversation, and Abigail told me she hoped the ride was long because she was enjoying our time together. As we chatted, I casually remarked how while playing football I had injured my foot, and Abigail said she was a physiotherapist. I offered her the ride for free if she was willing to check my foot, so she got into the backseat. My foot was fine, but having her rubbing me, made my cock hard. This turned Abigail on, and she gave me a sloppy blowjob before turning around so I could spread her ass and finger her pussy. Climbing on my cock, Abigail took my dick deep in her tight pussy, then wanked me off until I came on her stomach!
A hot blonde MILF named Amber Jayne got into the Fake Taxi today, and she asked me to take her to the new apartments at the top of town. She was wearing a flasher's trenchcoat, so I inquired about her seemingly odd fashion choice. Amber told me she went to boyfriend's place wearing nothing but the coat and sexy underwear ready to show him her big tits, but his wife answered the door! Amber didn't even know he was married! She didn't want to let her look go to waste, so Amber invited me into the backseat to sample the goods. She gave me a horny blowjob while I fingered her, then I spat on her tight pussy and went to town eating it. I fucked Amber hard in the backseat while spanking her arse, then came all over her face!