1st October - They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but it turns out that's also the best way to make her horny! I picked up Maddison Rose, a petite brunette spinner with the most adorable tiny tits, while she was on her way to work. It was a bit late in the morning, but she assured me that wouldn't be a problem: her boss let her come and go as she pleased. Maddison thought their relationship was serious, but then she received a text telling her to stay home. Her boss's wife had found Maddison's panties in his desk and he was breaking things off! This royally angered Maddison, who immediately started planning revenge. Her big idea? She wanted to send him pictures with my cock in her mouth! I offered to take it one step farther and make her a sextape with the cab's cameras. Her revenge became eating my ass and holding up her middle finger for the camera when I came on her face! ...Read More

28th September - Raven haired hottie Catalia Valentine hopped into the cab this morning dressed to the nines. Seeing as it was barely breakfast time, there could only be one explanation for her fancy dress: Catalia was doing the walk of shame! She seemed upset about it too. Apparently the idiot she had gone home with the night before couldn't keep up and left the poor woman unsatisfied. Mid-rant, she realized she had forgotten her bag at the bloke's flat. She offered to flash her tits to pay her fare, but I wanted more than that, especially when I saw her big round arse! I showed her what a real man could do in the taxi's backseat: I made her climax with my fingers and tongue, then fucked her sore! She kept up with me too, enthusiastically giving me a blowjob and sucking my big balls, then taking my hard cock deep inside her tight pussy! She had a kinky mouth on her and never stopped talking dirty, so I rewarded her with a cumshot right on her tongue! ...Read More

24th September - Spanish senorita Betty Foxxx got into the Fake Taxi today. She was a sexy MILF with huge tits, and her nipples her poked right out of her see-through shirt! Betty was in town seeing friends, she told me, and it was her first time visiting Britain. I've got a line for first-timers involving a tradition dating back 150 years. It goes like this: if you flash the cab driver your tits, you get your ride for free. To my dismay, Betty wasn't having any of it. She took out her phone and took my picture, then threatened to report me! She said she'd keep it quiet if I showed her my cock, so I pulled the cab over and joined her in the backseat. I wasn't hard yet, and Betty was not pleased! I told her I needed some help, so Betty spat all over my cock and started giving me a fucking horny blowjob. She didn't want a cock in her arse, so I made her tight pussy squirt before spraying my cum all over her! ...Read More

21st September - It was a busy day in the Fake Taxi, with many fares coming and going. Lots of pretty ladies (and pretty arses) had sat in my cab that day, and I was starting to get horny. Lucky for me, my next client was Rhiannon Ryder. As she climbed into the back seat, she noticed another client had forgotten their bag. I asked her to check for ID or some way to return it, but when she reached in, she pulled out a dildo! Instead of being embarrassed, Rhiannon slid off her shorts and shoved it right in her pussy. I watched in awe for a few minutes, and when she asked me if I had anything bigger, I couldn't park the car fast enough. Rhiannon was a deepthroat queen: I doubt the world gag was in her vocabulary! She was so sexy with her perky tits out that I had to stop her a few times so I didn't cum too quick, but when I did pop I covered her in jizz from head to toe! ...Read More

17th September - It must've been my lucky day. I was driving down the road when a pretty little number flagged me down. She was wearing a "Popular Sluts Club" t-shirt that showed off her perky little tits, so I figured it would be a fun ride. Liz looked a little familiar, but it wasn't until she mentioned a certain tradition I like to tell my fares about that I remembered who she was. Liz Rainbow threatened to report me for my harmless fun unless I did something for her. She wanted to see my cock, and she wanted it right away. Before I could even get in the backseat, she was devouring my dick like a shipwrecked sailor being offered a steak. I fucked her till she came hard my on cock, smacked her right in the arse, and came all over her pretty little face. I seem to be having a lot of lucky days lately! ...Read More

14th September - It was a bloody cold, rainy day, and I was counting up my earnings at the end of my shift. That's when Skyler McKay came up to my cab needing a ride to a place about an hour's drive. She looked fucking sexy, but it had been a long shift, so I had to turn her away. Skyler persisted, however, and when she told me I could fuck her in the ass if I gave her a ride, she had my full attention! Let me tell you, she had a fucking horny pussy, and this little slut swallowed my big cock right down to the base. After I ate her out, she sat right down deep on my rod, and bounced her petite body up and down like a rollercoaster ride. By the time I was ready to cum, I exploded on her face and big fake tits. Like I told her: for another ride like this one, I'd drive her to Timbuktu if she asked me to! ...Read More

7th September - I was feeling silly on the crisp night Lovita Fate knocked on my cab's window. She was wearing a pink top that hardly contained her tits and jean shorts: an outfit that screamed "I want dick!" Lovita was on her way to a male strip club. Apparently, she had won big at bingo, and since she had not seen a naked man in a while, was going to treat herself with her winnings. Well, she was fucking hot, and I had an ace up my sleeve. I told her I would give her a striptease for 2000 Czech, and for 2000 more she could have a surprise. She agreed, so I got my surprise ready...a bright green mankini! After she smacked my ass a few times, she pulled out my cock and tasted dick on her lips for the first time in forever. Make a girl laugh, guys. It'll get you laid! ...Read More

3rd September - Night had fallen and I had just about finished my shift when Sunny Honey knocked on the cab window. She was rather wandering all alone in the dark and had a great ass, so I agreed to give her a ride. The skinny brunette told me how she was in Prague for schooling, and going to visit a friend. It wouldn't be far, or an expensive ride: 200 crowns, max. Of course, when it was time for payment, she couldn't find her money. She emptied her bag in the backseat of my cab and half a dozen dildos fell out! When pressed, Sunny admitted she had not been able to find a boyfriend in Prague. Well, I'm a fair man. I waived the debt and gave her what she wanted at the same time, one thick thrust of my hard cock at a time! I got into the backseat and fucked her good, until she was begging for my cum. ...Read More

31st August - I was waiting for my next call when Jureka Del Mar knocked on my cab's window. She was here on vacation from Thailand, and needed a little help getting around. I had never seen a Thai girl in my car before, so this was a particular treat. She was so pretty, with a thin waist and great boobs. It took some convincing, but I got her to show me her pussy. She had three piercings, the little nympho! I couldn't resist coming into the backseat for a taste, and so I could play with her toys. This Asian babe sucked dick like a champ, and when I bent her over the front seat I couldn't take my eyes off her big ass. After finishing heavy on her face, I welcomed her to my country! I always love to make foreign tourists feel welcome. ...Read More

27th August - Carmel Anderson is a fresh-faced fit blonde who got into my cab in the middle of the day asking for a ride to the local college. It being mid-summer and all, I was under the impression that classes had broken up for the holidays. They had, but not for Carmel, who had been kicked out earlier in the school year for dressing inappropriately. Said her teachers called her a distraction, she did. I could see their point: her tits were practically bursting from her dress! Since they had treated her unfairly at school, I asked her if she wanted to say bollocks to the college and have some fun together. I might've been older than the boys she was used to, but she had a fantasy of rubbing her pussy all over a beard like mine, and I wasn't about to say no! College girls are extra freaky, and I'm always available to provide a supplementary education in the form of two fingers in the ass and a cumshot on a pretty face! ...Read More

20th August - Lexi Lou flagged the cab down today, a real looker with long legs and a thin waist. As she got into my cab something fell out the door and, being a gentleman, I got out to pick it up for her. It was a butt plug, a butt plug that had been in her ass all day! Her boyfriend wanted to fuck her ass, she tells me, and she was doing a little training. Well, I know a thing or two about anal sex myself, so I offered to help her learn. The little nympho agreed! She slobbered all over my cock with a sloppy blowjob, and then I fucked her ass until I could fit my whole foot in! By the time I drained my balls all over her face and tits, she was ready for anything her boyfriend could throw at her. ...Read More

10th August - "Can you take me to the butt street?" That's what Thai stunner Miss Pinay asked me when I inquired where she wanted to go. Almost took me for a loop, never heard Bute Street pronounced that way! Turns out she was a masseuse, which I thought was brilliant. Been getting sore, driving this taxi around all day. I offered her a trade, a free ride for a massage, and she gleefully accepted. I found us a secluded area and got my clothes off, lying down in the backseat. Let me tell you, this woman had magic hands! She was getting a bit cheeky, not that I was complaining, but when she said that if I gave her nice sex she would love me long time I wasn't about to say no. I fucked her from head to toe, big tits to round arse, and the pussy was so good that I dropped a massive load right on her face. Nothing like taking care of the body, is there? ...Read More

27th July - Barbie Sins is one of the best arse lickers in the business, that's for sure. When the buxom blonde wanted to meet me today, I thought she wanted another run at The Bishop, but she made a confession when she got in the car: she was after cock and pussy, and was wondering if she could join our team as a female taxi driver! Of course, this kind of business arrangement requires a certain type of persuasion, if you know what I mean. Barbie and I found a farmers field where she impressed me with some absolutely incredible deepthroating, then I piledrived that tight pink pussy of hers, and launched a massive load of cum on her face. And next week, I'll hand the perfect beauty her own set of keys to the car, and she can go looking for her very own passengers. Please joins us in welcoming new FakeTaxi Driver, Barbie Sins! ...Read More

23rd July - When Summer Rose got in my cab today, I admit it: I couldn't stop staring at her tits in that sundress! When I told her, she blushed, and I decided to push my luck and ask her for a little flash in exchange for a free ride. Summer took those big beautiful knockers out of her shirt and squeezed them for me while I watched in the rearview. Then she pulled off her red panties, and showed me her pussy as well! Next thing I knew she was taking a banana out of her purse and using it to pleasure herself, the cheeky minx. But we got to our destination and Summer left the car without giving me any pussy! She did, however, leave her panties. I didn't think she would come back for them, so I was having a little wank when she suddenly knocked on the window to get them back! My nice cock saved the day. We had a lovely rainy-day fuck, and then Summer realized she should probably go home and clean up instead of hitting the library. It's always the quiet ones. ...Read More

20th July - It was a scorching hot day when I picked up lovely Lola Marie. She asked me to take it easy on the bumps because she'd drank so much water, she had to pee very badly! But the bumps got the better of her, and she pissed a little in the back of my car. I found a place to park so we could clean it up, but it was so soaked into the seat, I had to tell the gorgeous ebony babe that I would have to charge her a cleaning fee. When Lola disagreed, I had a better idea: I took her water bottle and sprayed water all over her little white shirt! Now she could charge me the same fee. Even Steven! Lola stripped out of those wet clothes in the back of the taxi, and as soon as I saw her there, legs open, nipples hard, my dick went up, and we realized what we could do while we waited for her clothes to dry. We had a nice hard fuck, after which I sprayed my spunk all over Lola's face. I certainly know how to leave my mark. ...Read More