29th July - It was raining pretty heavily, so Alice Judge was already all wet when she got into my taxi. Alice was in a rush. She was very late for her driving lesson, and had ten minutes to get there. Problem was, the lesson was 40 minutes away! I felt bad for her, so I offered to call my mate Ryan up, a driving instructor with plenty of talent. We got her sorted out, and arranged a lesson for the next day. Alice decided she wanted to reward me, and seeing as how she couldn't remember the last time she had a cock in her arse or her pussy, she invited me in the backseat for a special spot of fun. Alice showed off her big ass for me as I found a place to park, then gave me a horny deepthroat blowjob. I stuffed my cock deep in her arsehole and she came. We hopped out of the car and she got low, then I fucked her face until I covered her with a facial! ...Read More

22nd July - I didn't even recognize Stacey Saran when she flagged down the cab this afternoon, but my god did she ever looking fucking amazing! Stacey asked me to take her to the clinic, and while we were en route, revealed to me that she was now "suffering" from sex addiction. Apparently, ever since she had fucked me in the backseat, she couldn't stop looking at strangers and getting horny! Stacey asked if I would bang her one last time before she went to rehab, then pulled out her tits and flashed me her pussy. I wasn't going to say no, got in the back, and she commenced sucking my cock and eating my arse. I pounded her like I was trying to fuck the addiction out of her, finally cuming all over her pussy. It isn't a problem at all, Stacey, you're just a filthy little monster! ...Read More

18th July - Poor Luna Toxxxic had been out in the sun for some time before I drove by and rescued her. Luna, it turns out, was headed back home to Germany after partying for some time with a group of Irishmen. I know a phrase in German, so I tested it out, but Luna called me cheeky! Turns out the phrase was "let me see your pussy," and Luna decided that sounded like an excellent idea. She pulled her panties to the side, then inquired if she could get a free ride both in the taxi and on my cock! I don't turn down offers like that, so I popped into the backseat where she gave me a sloppy blowjob, pulled off her dress to show me her small tits, then gave my arse a rimjob. To return her favour, I fucked and fingered Luna to multiple orgasms, then absolutely covered her pretty face with a huge facial! ...Read More

15th July - A beautiful woman by the name of Lilyan Red got into my cab today. Lilyan was on her way to London to walk around and visit some places. It was a bloody hot day, almost too hot for London. I was driving us along when out of the corner of my eye I noticed Lilyan had taken her shorts off. Next thing I knew, she was taking off her panties! I asked her what the trouble was, and she told me she just needed some air. Well, airing out her pussy like that made my cock hard, and she was very interested in that tidbit of information. Lilyan reached up and wrapped her hand around the Bishop, and soon enough I was sucking her tits in the backseat. The horny minx went right for the rimjob (my favourite), and then I fucked her tight pink pussy six ways to Sunday! By the time she sucked the cum out of my cock, I covered her with a huge facial. ...Read More

11th July - Kiki Minaj had mischief written all over her face. It was a hot day, and Kiki was dressed for the occasion. I could practically see her pussy when she got into the cab! When I offered her the cab ride for free, Kiki was all too happy to show me her "pom pom." As I found us a quiet place to park, Kiki pulled her shorts down and twerked her big ass up and down. I couldn't wait for her to do that on my dick, and it was worth the wait! I ate her pussy and stuck a finger in her arse to make her cum, then she deepthroated the Bishop and sucked my big balls. After a fun spot of anal, Kiki, the little slut, stuck her finger in my arse as I fucked her face, then swallowed a huge load of cum. When a woman fucks me this good, I'll drive her anywhere! ...Read More

8th July - I turned the corner today and said to myself "oh no," because standing there once more was Rhiannon Ryder. Our first few fucks had been horny enough, and she did have one hell of an arse, but it was getting to the point where I thought she was stalking me! I let her into the car to tell her to leave me alone, but she pulled down her skirt and panties and started to twerk. I couldn't resist that pretty pink pussy! I decided to punish her with a spanking, then fucked her face roughly in the backseat. She wouldn't let me put it in her arse, but that was fine: I made sure to fuck her pussy so hard she'd be sore for weeks! Rhiannon had a big smile on her face and mascara running down her cheeks by the time I came on her face with a facial. ...Read More

4th July - "Now that is a slut if I ever saw one," I said to myself when I laid eyes on Anna De Ville flagging down my cab. An American redhead, Anna was certainly dressed for the weather...that is she was wearing next to nothing, and her tits were practically falling out! She started telling me about a challenge she had given herself to fuck her way across Europe with nothing but her clothes. When I asked how she would pay her cab fare, she spread her legs and showed me her money box. I hopped into the backseat and she was already wet, so I ate her pussy, then she gave me a sloppy blowjob and a rimjob. I fucked her pussy and her arse before cuming inside her with a creampie! ...Read More

1st July - "There's a slut if I ever I saw one," I said to myself as I pulled around the corner and laid my eyes on Sasha Steele. Ms. Steele was on her way to a nice bar or a park, she wasn't sure. All she knew was the sunny weather made her horny and she wanted to play! Sasha was wearing this horny kimono dress so loose that when I hit a bump her tits popped out, and I could see she was already wet through her panties. We decided to treat ourselves to a horny fuck, so I jumped in the backseat and made the hot blonde squirt, fucked her silly, and then came all over her body from head to toe! ...Read More

27th June - It was Shona River's first time in the UK, so I immediately told the blonde babe that if she showed me her tits I would give her the ride for free. She was not even fooled for a moment, and threatened to call the police! I begged her not to dial 911, and told her I would do anything it took to change her mind. To my surprise, Shona told me we'd call it even if I ate her pussy! I got into the backseat and played with her perky tits while I ate her out, she gave me a horny blowjob and rimjob. Shona loved getting fucked doggystyle, so I fucked her hard over the partition to the front seat, then dropped a huge facial on her tongue! ...Read More

24th June - An attractive French couple by the names of Cassie and Dorian Del Isla got into my cab today. The pair were headed to a fancy restaurant or bar to celebrate their anniversary, and they could barely keep their hands off each other. Dorian kept touching his wife's perky tits and tight pussy and she looked a little shy, but I assured the brunette babe I loved to watch! Watch I did, as Cassie sucked Dorian's cock, and then he ate her pussy. As he fucked her doggystyle over the partition, they asked me if I wanted to join in. I hopped into the backseat and Dorian and I took turns fucking Cassie's pussy and mouth until she made us both cum! ...Read More

20th June - If Melissa Medisson's big tits hadn't caught my attention as I pulled around the corner, it would've been her sexy long legs and tight arse! Melissa was from Prague, but now lived in the UK, and was on her way to a posh Italian restaurant. I figured that meant she had already been in a cab, which was true, but she was also interested in our little tradition so she could save a few pounds for lunch. When she showed me her pussy, I offered to pay for her whole lunch if I could jump in the backseat and have some fun with her. Melissa loved the idea so I ate her out, then she gave me a horny blowjob. I fucked her pussy on the backseat and her arse over the front. Finally, fucking her doggystyle from outside the car, I stretched her arsehole and came in it! ...Read More

17th June - It was raining really hard outside, so when I saw Cassie Del Isla flagging down the cab without an umbrella, I figured she wasn't native to London. It was the gorgeous French lady's first time in the UK, so I used my tried and true pickup line: I offered her a free cab ride if she flashed me her tits! Even told her it was a tradition that went back 150 years, I did. Cassie found London to be really expensive, so she was more than happy to pull up her shirt. That's when I made her another offer, 400 euro if I could jump into the backseat with her and have some fun! Cassie gave me a horny blowjob and a great rimjob, then I fucked her French pussy and arse until she wanked me off all over her body! ...Read More

13th June - Seeing Masked Maya flagging down the Fake Taxi for a second time immediately woke the Bishop. I asked her where she wanted to go and she responded "to the middle of the field, please," so I knew I was in for one horny afternoon. Maya had gone home after our last fuck in the backseat and told her husband all about it, and surprisingly, it turned him on! It made him so horny to hear about the sex that Maya was back for another round, so as she played with her tits and pussy as I found a field for us to park in. I ate her pussy until she was dripping, pushing it into my tongue with two handfuls of her big booty. Maya came on my face, then gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, then I fucked her hard until she spread her lips for me to cum on her tight pussy! ...Read More