19th September - A sexy blonde named Karlie Simons got into the taxi today. Karlie was on her way to the sunbooth shop up by the station to get a spray tan done. I tried to listen to her speak, but I couldn't shake the feeling that she reminded me of my ex. Not that my ex was blonde, but she did have a fucking amazing arse. Karlie called me a cheeky so and so, but I could tell she was flattered. My motto is you don't ask you don't get, so I asked if she would flash me her arse if I paid for her spray tan. For the tan and a free ride (and after she had felt how hard the Bishop was for her) Karlie agreed to let me jump into the backseat and play with her big tits, then she gave me a fucking horny blowjob. She bounced her big arse on my cock before I fucked her doggystyle, then I came all over her face! ...Read More

16th September - Melody Pleasure got into the Fake Taxi today, and she was headed to the South Bank. We got to driving, and I noticed I needed to fill up the tank, so I pulled into a station to get some petrol. When I went to pay for the petrol, I noticed I had no cash in my wallet, which was weird, because I knew for sure I had some when I left. Getting back in the car, I quickly deduced that Melody had stolen it. She confessed she had forgotten her wallet, and had no way to pay! I would've called the police, but she offered a deal, that we could go somewhere quiet and I could hop in the back. I told her the quickest way to a man's heart was through his arse, and she had a long tongue. Melody put on a show for me in the backseat, flashing her pretty tits and her round arse, then sucked my cock and gave me a rimjob. I fucked her hard in the backseat, then she stuck a finger in my arse and I covered her in cum! ...Read More

12th September - Gorgeous American tourist Kira Noir told me it was her first time in the UK, so I figured I might as well try my luck and offer her a free lift if she'd flash her tits. Little did I know, this ebony bird had already been through the routine with pervy John and ended up fucking him in a field! Kira had hailed my cab hoping for another go, so I wanted to be sure to give her an even better shag as the younger, fitter, pervier cabbie. As I looked for somewhere to pull up, Kira started without me, strumming her clit in the backseat and telling me to join her. She couldn't wait to get her lips around my hard cock! I wanted to show Kira a thing or two, so I fingered her until she squirted, then gave her a good doggystyle shagging before she asked me to spunk in her tight little twat! The way Kira sighed "Oh my god, English guys are the best!" was music to my ears! ...Read More

9th September - A lovely ebony beauty named Lola Marie asked me to drive her to Wimbleton today to watch the tennis. Lola told me she just loved seeing the guys there grabbing their balls. It was early, so the sexual innuendo was unexpected, but appreciated! Suddenly, I began to feel light headed, as if my blood sugar was low. Lola suggested we pull over so I could have something sweet to eat, then started flashing me her tits and ass! I got into the backseat and ate that sweet ebony pussy and arse, then Lola got hungry too and swallowed my sausage. After a sloppy blowjob and a horny rimjob, I fingered then fucked Lola to multiple orgasms. After a tit wank, Lola got on her knees and I covered her mouth and boobs with a huge facial! ...Read More

5th September - Kira was on vacation from LA, and had tried to get into the cab on the wrong side. It was Kira's first time travelling alone, and she was trying to change her goodie two shoes attitude by doing the opposite of what she would normally. I told her about our tradition and how she could get a free ride for showing me her tits. Kira knew I was pulling her leg, but was still interested in the deal! Since she was adventurous, I told her I'd drive her around for free if she let me fuck her tight pussy. Kira said yes, and I hopped in the backseat to introduce her to the Bishop. I ate her arse from behind and even put a finger in it, and she enthusiastically sucked my cock and gave me a rimjob. We fucked inside and outside the taxi and, finally, while she sat on the windshield, I covered her with cum! ...Read More

2nd September - I saw a big titted blonde bimbo on the side of the road so I stopped, and it turned out to be the horny minx Michelle Thorne! MIchelle was looking very summery in a yellow dress. When she got into the taxi, I was sure she was going to try to convince me to take the car out again, but without a license, I couldn't let her have it. That's when Michelle told me to look between her tits, and pulled out a brand new license! She was looking for some cock and it had been a while since we had fucked, so I decided that if she wanted the keys she'd have to suck my cock, rim my arse, and sit on my dick! Michelle went above and beyond, even giving me a footjob, and then I covered her face and big tits in spunk. Enjoy your trip, Michelle! ...Read More

29th August - I picked up Brooke Jameson today, a busty gym bunny who was on her way to the coffee shop by the station. She had just come from a workout, so I remarked on how lovely and pumped up she looked. Brooke told me guys get intimidated by a strong woman, but I think a woman with muscles is hot! I asked her if she would be willing to squeeze my head with her thighs, to which she replied she would if I stuck my tongue up her pussy! Brooke got her big fake tits out while I found us somewhere to park, then peeled off her workout clothes and shook her squat booty for me. I got in the backseat and ate her pussy, then readied her arse for the Bishop! We had some horny anal in the backseat and Brooke gave me a sloppy rimjob and blowjob before I jizzed all of her tits! ...Read More

26th August - "Fuck me," I said when Skyler Mckay got into the taxi, "what a lovely pair of fun bags you got there!" Skyler didn't recognize me at first, and I noticed she had made a few enhancements too. I had shaved my beard, it being summer and all, but when she realized she could ride my face again, Skyler asked me to pull over right away. She squirted on my face and then I ate her out, then Skyler gave me one hell of a horny blowjob and rimjob. After a quick tit wank, I fucked Skyler silly in the backseat of the taxi. Playing with her pussy, I then turned my attention to her arse. She had a banana she put up there, but I thought the Bishop might do her a lot more favors! I fucked her arse hard, then she gave me more sloppy head before I came all over her face! ...Read More

22nd August - When I saw Sophie Anderson standing on the corner flagging down the cab, I thought my air bags had deployed prematurely! She had huge tits and she had them right out, like she was looking for attention. Sophie was headed to Bristol, but she was also talking about taking her tits out before even getting in the car, so I went along for the ride. Before I knew it, Sophie had her tits out and was playing with her pussy and arse in the backseat! I quickly found a spot to pull over and got to shagging her good. Sophie had a filthy mouth and kept up the dirty talk while I ate her pussy, she sucked my cock, and I made her squirt with my fingers! I wish every fare was like Sophie, because she was filthy! ...Read More

19th August - Alyssa Divine had dressed for a summer day, but was lucky enough to have her umbrella with her when it started pouring. I was pulling up near her as it started to rain so she flagged me down, and asked if she could get a ride to the tanning shop near the station. She was wearing such a small summer dress that I told her the flashes of pussy lips I was seeing were making me horny. This made Alyssa horny, and she decided to skip the salon to come for a 30 minute ride with me instead. I got in the backseat and stuck a finger in her arse while I played with her clit, then we did it all. She gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, a titwank and a footjob, and then I made her pussy gush by fucking her hard. After a rough facefuck, she wanked my cock and then I came on her face and tits! ...Read More

15th August - It had been a while since I had a ginger in the Fake Taxi, so when I saw Harley Morgan flagging down the cab I was hoping she'd be a slut. Harley was on her way to get her nails done, but immediately realized she had forgotten her purse. I've heard that line many times, but before I could kick her out, she offered to suck my dick. While I found a place to park, Harley showed me her big bum and flashed her tits to the driver behind us, and when I parked, she pounced on my cock. This girl was made to have a cock in the back of her throat! She deepthroated my cock so deep I thought even my eyes would start to wonder! She let me fuck her pussy, and even let me have a bit of anal. After another rough facefuck, I covered Harley's pretty face with a facial! ...Read More

12th August - When I saw that slut Catalia Valentine hailing the cab this afternoon, my dick started to tingle. She said she was headed to Big Dickins, and while she meant to say Deakins, she wasn't actually that far off from the truth. Catalia didn't recognize me from six months prior because I had shaved my beard, but after I told her she looked familiar, she remembered my tongue deep in her pussy. I convinced her it would be more fun to fuck me than to get her hair done at Big Deakins, and the minute I came to the backseat she grabbed my cock. Catalia wasted no time and started giving me a blowjob and my cock all over her big tits. I ate her out and made her cum with my fingers, then fucked her tight pussy hard all over the taxi. Finally, while fucking her doggystyle out the side of the door, I dropped a huge creampie inside of her. She's probably still dripping it out to this day! ...Read More

5th August - I picked up a pretty girl named Nayomi Sharp, a Dutch tourist visiting England for the first time. Since it was her first time in England, I told her about the tradition we have here. You know, the one where when a woman gets in a cab, the taxi driver has to offer her a free ride if she flashes her tits? Naomi was very liberal and not shy, so she got the girls out and took off her shorts too. As I watched her play with her pussy, I heard her tell me if I didn't want messy seats I had better get into the backseat so she could sit on my face. I ate her pussy like I was famished, then face fucked her with the Bishop. After the blowjob and a rimjob, I fingered her pussy and arse, then she rode my cock. I offered her the chance to pick where I came, and I was quite pleased to hear her ask me for a creampie! ...Read More