
The fare that flagged me down today was an adorable lass named Kylie Nymphette. Kylie was a ginger honey, and covered in piercings and tattoos. She was headed to the tattoo parlor to get a new piercing, so I asked to see some she already had. To my surprise, Kylie flashed me her tits! I asked her if she had any lower on her body, and wouldn't you know it, she spread her legs until her tights ripped! Her pussy wasn't even pierced, she was just horny. Kylie rode my face as I ate her pussy, then she gave me a blowjob and a rimjob. I pierced her pussy with my own needle (I call him The Bishop), then came deep inside her with a creampie!

I love Spanish women because they always have big, sexy arses, so when Montse Swinger got into the cab I had a big smile on my gob. Montse was on vacation in England, but only had euros to pay me! I told her I couldn't accept that currency, so she offered me a currency accepted worldwide: a blowjob. I wasn't about to turn down that sort of treat, and she already had her tongue and tits out by the time I got to the backseat. Montse gave me one hell of a blowjob and then tugged my cock while eating my arse. I fucked her tight pussy all over the cab before she wanked me off onto her tongue. I covered her with a facial!

I picked up Louise Lee, and she was dressed very festive wasn't she? Looking like a proper Missus Claus she was. Louise was headed to a work party, and was disappointed none of her co-workers were the type to duck into a closet and play with her tits. I told her if it was cock she was after, that she could have a grab of mine, and the saucy minx loved the idea. I got into the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob, then I ate her pussy. Louise then tongue-fucked my arse which made me harder than diamonds, and I fucked her hard until I covered her with a facial!

One gorgeous Mexican minx got into the Fake Taxi today. She only had euro on her, which I could not accept, so she asked me if sucking my cock might be better payment. Blowjobs are certainly a currency I will accept, and anyone who knows me knows how much I love Latinas! I found us a quiet spot to pull over while she showed me her tits and arse, then I headed to the backseat where she gave me an enthusiastic blowjob! I fucked her pussy and she gave me a footjob, then I glazed her face with a facial.

Last week, I left Darina Ivanov and her boyfriend borrow the Fake Taxi to bang in for the low cost of a blowjob, and wouldn't you know it, I picked her up alone today. Darina was a little embarrassed getting into the car, but then she told me we could've had a threesome the last time if I hadn't left! Well, I figured when could pick up where we left off, especially when I saw she wasn't wearing any knickers under her tights. I couldn't wait to eat that pussy, so I got into the backseat and tasted her sweet juices. Darina deepthroated my cock while I played her her big tits, then after I made her cum with a vibrator and some doggystyle sex, I came all over her arse!

Sharon Lee got into the Fake Taxi today, a 30-year-old busty Asian babe who was in Prague to visit friends and do some business. Sharon told me her boyfriend had left her for another woman, which was ironic, because I was in the exact same situation. Sharon was very beautiful, and I had never been with an Asian woman before, so I asked if she would like the ride for free. Sharon told me she had money, but she thought I was a beautiful man, so she flashed me her big boobs and her tiny pussy. I got into the backseat and worshiped her tits, then ate her pussy. Sharon sucked my cock like a pro, and then we fucked hard until I could cum on her boobs!

What a lovely surprise it was to see Alyssa Divine hailing the cab today! It had been a while since our last encounter, and I couldn't resist telling her how I've had a few cheeky wanks thinking about it. Alyssa told me she felt the same, so we decided to rekindle the magic. While I was finding us a quiet spot, Alyssa pulled down her panties, and shoved her arse into the front seat! I almost crashed the car! Alyssa climbed on top of me and wanked my cock while I sucked her tits, then we took turns sitting on each others' faces! After a randy fuck, I made her squirt with my fingers, then she rode my dick to a creampie.

I saw a familiar arse in a red dress waving down the cab, and when Sasha Steele got in, she cheekily remarked she was happy it was me driving, since that meant she wouldn't have to pay! Since the meter wasn't running, I figured I had enough time to pop into the car wash. While the lads scrubbed the Fake Taxi, I suggested Sasha give them a cheeky flash. The lads were so aroused by her big tits that they tried to come in the car! Sasha was about to offer one of them a bj when I said fuck that, I wanted my own cock sucked. I found us a nice spot and the blonde MILF sucked my dick and ate my arse, then I fucked her tight, wet pussy until covering her with a facial!


Darina Ivanov and Clarke Kent got into my cab today, and asked me to lift them to the Uni Bar. I could tell they were new lovers, because they could not keep their hands off of each other. Within a few minutes Darina was grabbing Clarke's cock, and then he started taking out her tits! When she spread her legs, I could see that Darina was not wearing any panties, and the sight of her pussy really turned me on. Since they were so horny, I made them an offer: I'd lend them the cab for 30 minutes if Darina sucked my cock! The horny bird wanted more dick, so I pulled over. Darina gave me a horny blowjob, then I went to grab a coffee while she sucked and fucked Clarke in the backseat until he covered her with a facial!

It had been a while since Alice Judge came for a ride in the Fake Taxi, and she was dressed quite smart, wasn't she? Alice was doing pretty well monetarily, and told me she had decided to treat herself to a day of pampering at the spa. I was jealous, because I had not been pampered in weeks. Lucky for me, Alice, the saint, decided she wanted to pamper me with her big tits! Alice wrapped her big lips around my cock and it felt amazing, then I fingered her pussy. After warming up her arse with my fingers, we had a spot of anal sex, then she wanked me off to a huge facial!

Russian blonde MILF Tanya Virago got into my cab today after a long night of partying. The party had been so wild that she had forgotten her shirt! I wasn't going to complain, her tits were fantastic. She looked gorgeous, but I had to make sure she didn't forget her purse too. I was joking, but she really had! I asked her how she would pay me, and with a sly smile, Tanya offered to suck my cock. I wasn't going to say no to that, so while I found us a spot to pull over, Tanya flashed my her pierced pussy. I got into the backseat so she could give a blowjob, then I ate her pussy, and fingered her until she squirted!

I was having a bad when when Jennifer Amilton got into the taxi, but being in the presence of the beautiful blonde, I could not help but cheer up. Right before I met her my girlfriend had broken up with me. I was so angry, but when the french MILF got into my cab, I couldn't help but smile. Jennifer was a dancer and an exhibitionist, and helped cheer me up by flashing her big tits and shaking her round ass! When she pulled up her panties to show me her pussy, I almost crashed the car in my haste to pull over and taste it. I ate Jennifer's pussy in the backseat, then she sucked my cock. Her wet pussy gripped my dick so tightly that I came twice!

When a dark-haired hottie got into the Fake Taxi today, it took me a minute to realize it was Myla Elysa! I hadn't seen Myla in years, not since our last tryst in the cab. Myla told me she had been traveling the world in search of cock, so obviously I offered her my dick for some fun. Myla agreed on one condition, that I help her fulfill a fantasy she had: two cocks at once! We arranged to meet back at the same time and the same spot on Tuesday, and that I would bring a friend. I got into the backseat and Myla climbed on top of me so I could play with her tits, then she gave me a horny blowjob. I got four fingers into her pussy, then got her arse ready with my fingers, and fucked her in both holes before covering her face with my spunk!

Charlie Red got into the car today, a beautiful redhead with a nice body. Charlie was coming from her friend's hen party, and kept telling me how horny the male strippers were making her. When we arrived at the destination, Charlie realized she had lost her wallet. We drove back to her friend's house, but nobody was home, so I told her I'd be interested in seeing her strip for me as payment. Charlie was already horny, so she agreed, and showed me her pert boobs, then shook her ass. She asked to see my dick, so I took it out, and seeing it, she invited me to the backseat. Charlie sucked my cock in the backseat, then rode me fast and hard! I fucked her shaved wet pussy until I pulled out and came all over her pussy.

I was driving along when I saw Queenie B standing there in a tiny skirt, looking like she was ready for some fun. She got in the taxi, and already knew my name. Seems her friend Emma had told her about me, and since Queenie needed a seeing too, she asked me if I would fuck her. I knew it wasn't a trap when she showed me her pussy, and then stuck her bare arse through the hatch! I got in the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob and rimjob, then I fingered her hard until she came. I fucked that wet pussy well, and she wanked me off to cum all over her tits!

I hadn't seen busty Welsh MILF Stacy Saran in a while, so I was quite happy to see her flagging down my cab. I had to make a stop at the bank, and Stacy was kind enough to give me a good luck flash. When I got back to the car, I found Stacy in the middle of fiddling with her pussy with a vibrator! All horny, Stacy asked me for some real cock, and I was more than happy to oblige. I ate her pussy on the backseat of the car, then she gave me a horny blowjob and ate my arse. After a footjob and some kinky sex, I came all over those huge tits!


A brunette woman named Freya Dee got into my taxi today. Freya was on her way to a job interview, so she asked if I minded she change while we drove there. I definitely didn't mind getting to see her perky boobs and round ass. As we drove, my car started to overheat, and I had to pull over. I told Freya we would have to wait for the engine to cool down before we could continue, and suggested she show me her panties again to pass the time. One thing led to another, and before Iknew it, I was eating Freya's pink pussy! After she gave me a horny blowjob, I fucked Freya hard until I could pull out and cum!

Baby Nichols got into my taxi today, and she asked me to drive her to the Old Town Square. Baby was from Venezuela, and it was her first time visiting Prague. I could've sworn I had seen her before, so I asked where I knew her from. Baby told me she was a lingerie model, and I asked if she could model for me in exchange for a discount on the fare. It took some convincing, but Baby eventually started giggling, and then showed me her nice ass. Turning around, she showed me her boobs and let me touch, then leaned into the front and asked to see my dick. I got into the back seat and introduced her to it up close and personal, and she swallowed all my cum!

Sweet Angelina got into my taxi today wearing a very nice dress. Angelina was headed for Lidicka, and not having a very good day. She told me she had been at a casting, and it had not gone well. I tried to cheer her up by telling her I knew a friend with a casting company, and I could send him some pictures of her. Angelina took off her dress and showed me her nice boobs in her underwear, then turned around so I could see her bum. She wanted to thank me for helping her, so she offered me a blowjob, and I wasn't about to turn her down. We parked, I got in the backseat, and she started sucking my cock. This made her horny, so she took my dick in her pink pussy, then let me cover her with a facial.

I had called Elizabeth Romanova and asked her to meet me, because I had to get something off my chest. I told her it was time to hang up the keys to the cab and settle down, and she was the woman I wanted to settle down with. Elizabeth, to her credit, was entirely skeptical. She told me within a week I'd be bored, and back in the cab trolling for pussy. To be fair, she was right! To be even more fair, Elizabeth said we could still fuck whenever we liked, then showed me she wasn't wearing panties! She got her tits out and I ate her pussy and arse, then she sucked my cock and gave me a rimjob. When it was time for the Bishop to sing, she wanked me off into her pretty mouth!

I nearly had a heart attack when I got into the cab and found Ava Austen hiding out in the backseat! I must've left the door open, because there was Ava, dressed in a slutty bra that stuck out her tits and a short skirt, waiting for me. Ava told me how she knew I'd be on shift today, and reminded me how months earlier she had promised to let me fuck her arse as a birthday present. I was so flattered she remembered, so as she warmed her holes up for me, I found us a secluded location to park. I got into the backseat and ate that lovely pussy, then she deepthroated my hard cock. Her arse was heavenly, and watching my cock go in and out of her tight hole was the best birthday present this dirty old man could ever hope for!

I was driving the car for my old man John today when Amber Jayne flagged the cab down. The hot blonde MILF was surprised I was driving, and told me how she had plans with John. That could only mean one thing, she was a horny bugger! I offered her my dick as a consolation prize, and when I showed it to her, she asked me to come to the backseat. The blonde bird had huge tits, and sucked cock like a champ. I was so turned on that I finger fucked her pussy until she squirted, then came all over her face! That's when John turned up, whoops. At least he got to fuck her too!

If you recall, I had picked up Azura Alii and her slutty friend Piggy Mouth, and we had quite the naughty threesome in the backseat of the taxi. I wasn't sure what these girls liked more, my hard cock, or eating each other out! I had cum once, but the ladies weren't finished with me yet. I took a break while they warmed their arses up with the double headed dildo, then Piggy deepthroated my cock while I dildo-fucked Azura's tight arse. I took turns fucking their cunts and arseholes, the Piggy stuck her tongue deep in my arse and Azura wanked me off, then sucked all the cum out!

I saw slutty ginger Azura Alii standing on the side of the road with her friend Piggy Mouth. Azura told me she had been telling Piggy about me, and the dreadlocked slut was curious to meet the Bishop. You know how much I love a ginger bush, and the ladies had come prepared. They took out a double headed dildo and started to deepthroat it together, then stuck it in their pussies and started fucking each other! I jumped into the backseat as quick as I could, and they gave me a sloppy double blowjob. I fucked Azura while Piggy fucked herself, then I covered both the sluts in cum!


Stacy Cruz got into the Fake Taxi today, a lovely brunette with blue eyes and natural boobs. Stacy was coming from an interview, and we got to chatting. She told me how she preferred taking taxis rather than public transportation since it was cleaner, and she could talk to the driver. Since she took taxis often, I asked her if she knew about our tradition out west. The tradition was simple: if she showed me her boobs, she'd get the ride for free. Her boobs were so hot! I offered her more free rides to show me her pussy, but instead, she leaned forward to tease my cock! By the time I got in the back seat, I could tell she had played me, but with her lips wrapped around my shaft, I wasn't about to complain!

A slim beautiful brunette got into my car today, and introduced herself as Adelle Unicorn. I immediately told her how beautiful she looked. We got to talking, and Adelle told me she was on her way to a casting. She was a model, so I told her that I happened to know quite a few photographers and people in the industry. Since my phone was full of their info, I asked if she would like me to take some pictures of her boobs and butt to send to my friends. I got into the backseat and snapped some pics, then asked her what else she would do for a modeling job. Adelle gave me a sloppy deepthroat blowjob, then I fucked her pussy hard until I covered her with a facial.

When I saw that slut Catalia Valentine hailing the cab this afternoon, my dick started to tingle. She said she was headed to Big Dickins, and while she meant to say Deakins, she wasn't actually that far off from the truth. Catalia didn't recognize me from six months prior because I had shaved my beard, but after I told her she looked familiar, she remembered my tongue deep in her pussy. I convinced her it would be more fun to fuck me than to get her hair done at Big Deakins, and the minute I came to the backseat she grabbed my cock. Catalia wasted no time and started giving me a blowjob and my cock all over her big tits. I ate her out and made her cum with my fingers, then fucked her tight pussy hard all over the taxi. Finally, while fucking her doggystyle out the side of the door, I dropped a huge creampie inside of her. She's probably still dripping it out to this day!

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I picked up a pretty girl named Nayomi Sharp, a Dutch tourist visiting England for the first time. Since it was her first time in England, I told her about the tradition we have here. You know, the one where when a woman gets in a cab, the taxi driver has to offer her a free ride if she flashes her tits? Naomi was very liberal and not shy, so she got the girls out and took off her shorts too. As I watched her play with her pussy, I heard her tell me if I didn't want messy seats I had better get into the backseat so she could sit on my face. I ate her pussy like I was famished, then face fucked her with the Bishop. After the blowjob and a rimjob, I fingered her pussy and arse, then she rode my cock. I offered her the chance to pick where I came, and I was quite pleased to hear her ask me for a creampie!

It was raining pretty heavily, so Alice Judge was already all wet when she got into my taxi. Alice was in a rush. She was very late for her driving lesson, and had ten minutes to get there. Problem was, the lesson was 40 minutes away! I felt bad for her, so I offered to call my mate Ryan up, a driving instructor with plenty of talent. We got her sorted out, and arranged a lesson for the next day. Alice decided she wanted to reward me, and seeing as how she couldn't remember the last time she had a cock in her arse or her pussy, she invited me in the backseat for a special spot of fun. Alice showed off her big ass for me as I found a place to park, then gave me a horny deepthroat blowjob. I stuffed my cock deep in her arsehole and she came. We hopped out of the car and she got low, then I fucked her face until I covered her with a facial!

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I didn't even recognize Stacey Saran when she flagged down the cab this afternoon, but my god did she ever looking fucking amazing! Stacey asked me to take her to the clinic, and while we were en route, revealed to me that she was now "suffering" from sex addiction. Apparently, ever since she had fucked me in the backseat, she couldn't stop looking at strangers and getting horny! Stacey asked if I would bang her one last time before she went to rehab, then pulled out her tits and flashed me her pussy. I wasn't going to say no, got in the back, and she commenced sucking my cock and eating my arse. I pounded her like I was trying to fuck the addiction out of her, finally cuming all over her pussy. It isn't a problem at all, Stacey, you're just a filthy little monster!
