
Picked up beauty blonde Sienna today, on her way to the airport, and she didn't recognize me on account of my beard disguise! She was on her way to Marbella, eager for dick, but had a couple of hours before her flight. I suggested since she was so eager, maybe I could bend her over and pound her ass with my cock! I was barely in the backseat, and I had my fingers in that hot minx's amazing arse. I had forgotten that Sienna was a veritable blowjob queen. She loves it sloppy, and gives excellent rimjobs with that long tongue of hers. I think that was the first time I've had two fingers in my arse! Sienna loves to have her ass fucked almost as much as her pussy, so I got to work on the tight little tart, pounding as hard as I could, then I came all over her face and tits and hair, and everywhere! My legs were fucking shaking! As for Sienna, she was absolutely covered in cum, and while it dripped from her face, the cheeky fucker announced herself "airport ready!"

I picked Deny Lou up today near the hospital, and he was headed to Cakovice on Krabatska street. Deny had just been at the hospital for x-rays due to an injury he suffered while practicing his sport of choice, boxing. I like boxers because they have to keep their bodies in shape, and muscles turn me on! I noticed he kept touching his cock in the backseat, so when he realized he didn't have his wallet, I told him he would have to work off the 900 crowns he owed me! I got in the backseat and put my tits in his face, then told him to lick my pussy and ass. I sucked his cock and got it nice and wet, then climbed on it so he could fuck my tight pussy and make me cum!

I was waiting for a client when Alex Vichner opened the cab door to ask me for a ride. I told him I was not free, but he was very insistent. I let him in the cab and we got to talking. Alex was headed for an interview with a modeling agency, and one look at his body told me he'd get the job. That's when I directed his attention to the price list: I drive an expensive cab after all! He didn't have enough money to pay me, but his body had my attention, so I jumped in the backseat and demanded he show me his cock. It was nice and hard, so I gave him a blowjob, then stuck my tits in his face. In order to get my money's worth I bounced my ass up and down on his lap and made him make me cum hard!

I was having a nice time driving the Female Fake Taxi today when I pulled over to pick up Marc. Marc was headed to the new gym that had just opened up and was going to walk there, but flagged me down because it was so bloody cold! Marc had some nice arms on him and it made me horny, so I asked to see more skin. As I found us somewhere to park, Marc opened his shirt, then started wanking his cock. As I watched him, I started playing with my pussy and pinching my tits, getting myself nice and wet. I got in the backseat and he spanked me good while I sucked his dick, then we fucked all over the cab. When all was said and done Marc was kind enough to give me a huge facial!

An innocent young tourist named Johnny Pag got into the Fake Taxi today. He wasn't going far, so we got to chatting while I drove. Johnny, a native of Russia, was here in Prague on holiday, and had not brought his girlfriend along. When it came time to pay, Johnny pulled a wad of Euros from his pocket, which was an issue, because I only accept Czech crowns. He asked me what we could do if I didn't accept Euros, so I got into the backseat and grabbed his dick. He understood his role, and ate my pussy. I got naked and sucks his dick, then rode him hard as he sucked my tits. I loved grinding my ass into his young tourist cock, and I let him go after he came on my pussy.

It was a bit of a boring shift in the Female Fake Taxi today, but when Minel Mojado got in, business began to pick up! Minel told me she was having problems with her girlfriend, but all I heard was that she liked to go with girls! It was a bit forward, but I told her I could be her new girlfriend for an hour. Minel was game, so I found a spot to park, then jumped into the backseat, and when she smacked my arse, I knew I was in for a good time. I sucked on her big fake tits, then she sucked mine. She ate my pussy like an angel, then we used a few different sex toys to make each other cum!

Rebecca Jane Smith was on her way to the pub to meet with her girlfriends, and was intent to getting to the bottom of a rumor she'd heard! Apparently one of her friends had had a tryst with a female taxi driver in the area, and Rebecca was curious if I knew this kind of thing was going on! I asked if she was interested in women, and when she said yes, I decided to be a nice guy and offer to introduce her to our Ava. And since the horny MILF seemed to need a little loving, I offered her a chance at some cab driver cock as well! We found a place to park and I nibbled on those incredible hard nipples of hers before licking her pussy. Rebecca rode me like a professional in the backseat, then she gave me a titty fuck, rim job, and foot job, to boot! What a lucky thing I was coming along when this tart was on her way out! Ava is in for some treat when she meets this little filth monster, let me tell you!

Matt Quid was chased into my taxi today and screamed at me to drive as fast as I could. Matt was being chased by his wife who had come home early and caught him cheating. He was extremely cheeky in the backseat, leaning forward to grab my tits, pulling out his cock. It was obvious he was horny. It had been a while since I had sex, so I joined him in the backseat but made sure he knew I was the one in charge. I made him lick my pussy and ass until both were soaking wet, and only then did I let him fuck me. After he had cum, I kicked him out of the cab. I wasn't about to give him a ride, so I told him to get to running!


Blond stud Christian Deam got into the Female Fake Taxi today, and asked me to drive him quite the distance. He told me he was a student and had the day off from classes, so he was headed to the gym. Since he was a student, I asked how he got his money. He replied he was funded by his parents, so I had to ask him how he would pay for the taxi ride. He didn't have enough, so I told him I could make him a deal. If he showed me his muscles, I'd let him have a discount, and if he made me cum, he could ride for free! I hopped into the backseat and sucked his cock, then he fucked my pussy and sucked my tits until I wanked him off onto my face!

April was struggling to bring her painting supplies to her new flat, so I played hero and gave the damsel in distress the chance to grab a cab to her place. When she asked for some help to get her paint cans up to the top, I couldn't say no to the gorgeous little spinner. Once we got upstairs, she offered me a cup of tea, then realized she didn't have the things needed, so I suggested she could offer me something else. April called me cheeky, then beckoned me over to her. She confessed she loved sucking dick, and got down on her knees on the carpet to give me a demonstration. I fucking love a babe in glasses, gagging on my cock! I loved April's tiny titties so much, and that little round ass of hers. Her pussy felt like a velvet pocket, it was just amazing. The perfect home for The Bishop to work out his pent-up energy! The saucy tart told me I could come around for coffee anytime. I promised I would, and I'd bring the cream!

"Hang on," said Rhiannon Ryder as she got into my cab, "I thought I was the biggest slut in the village!" I had to inform her she was mistaken. We were wearing similar outfits, but I was driving the Fake Taxi, wasn't I? Rhiannon took that as a challenge, and insisted I join her in the backseat. We started some mutual masturbation while feeling each other's tits, and my pussy was immediately dripping wet. Rhiannon and I engaged in some tribbing, then a sexy 69 where I ate her ass, and we were about to really turn up the volume when John opened the door! Perfect timing, because now we were able to see who the real "biggest slut" was!

I get some odd passengers driving the Female Fake Taxi, but my trip with Deny Lou was one of the strangest. First of all, he got into the car with pantyhose on his head and a black plastic bag. Deny demanded I drive fast, and I didn't like the way he was speaking to me one bit. I'm a good driver, and I didn't care what he was running from: I will not be spoken to that way in my own cab! I demanded he pull his cock out, then got into the backseat to punish him. I played with my tits as the cheeky thief ate my pussy, then rode him until he made me climax multiple times. For a guy in such a hurry, he sure did last a long time!

It was a slow day, so I was very happy when Rob Blonde got into my car. Rob was in a hurry to meet friends at the center of town, but I was having trouble listening to his story. I was too busy checking out his muscular body! Rob was here visiting friends, but had checked out the local gyms. I wanted him to train me almost as bad as I wanted to sit my fit ass on his face! I made an excuse to come to the backseat under the pretense of feeling his muscles, then started my seduction by showing him my big natural tits. I gave Rob a sloppy blowjob, then he fucked me until I came hard!

I was driving my cab today when a cheeky bastard by the name of Axel Aces got into the backseat. He got right to poking fun at me, asking if I was actually driving my dad's cab, because I looked too young to own a car like this one! Now I might come from a cabby family, but I had my badge and offered to show him. He kept being cheeky, so I told him to be careful before I went back there, gave him a spanking, and put a banana up his arse! I invited him to check out my badge in the front seat, and he grabbed my tits! I wasn't about to let him get a squeeze without getting something in return, so I pulled over, got into the backseat, and fucked his brains out!

Hot blonde estate agent Barbie Sins told me all her clients were friendly and had great service from her, but I still believe they're all crooks! I was telling her about having my estate praised for 1.8 million as I drove her to work, but I was having difficulty tearing my eyes away from her incredible body, especially those massive tits popping out from her top. As soon as I mentioned the money, Barbie got a lot more friendly with me, offering me a free inspection, wanting a piece of the commission for herself! I told her she'd have to do a lot more than that, and she answered she would bend over backwards to get the sale. She wasn't lying! She invited me into the back to show me just how far she was willing to go, and as soon as she started deepthroating my cock, I knew the horny bird meant business! She tongue-fucked my arse, then rode me like a banshee to ensure she got the work, and made me cum so hard, I think I just might think about it! Talk about an enterprising slut!

It was Christmas time, and I was just thinking to myself how much I hoped to get a big black cock on Christmas morning, when lo and behold, Dru Hermes got into my cab. Though Christmas only days away, Dru had not even started his shopping yet, and was on his way to the stores to purchase some gifts. Having a stud like Dru in my car made me horny, so I started touching my pussy as I told him exactly what kind of gift I wanted Christmas Morning. I had Dru get his big black cock out, pulled out my tits, and sucked his dick in the backseat. After he fucked my tight pussy, I let him fuck my big arse, and finally, he came all over my face! Merry Christmas, Dru!


It was a bloody cold day but I was feeling naughty, so I wore my skimpiest outfit for my shift the Fake Taxi, and lucky for me, Antonio Black got into my cab. I could tell Antonio was horny too, because I could see the outline of his big black cock hard-on through his pants! Antonio wasn't shy about telling me how much he'd love to suck on my perky tits, and likewise, I wasn't shy about telling him how much I'd love a finger of his in my arse as I sucked his cock! As soon as I could pull over, I hopped into the backseat, and got right to deepthroating his dick. After riding the stud, he made me squirt with his fingers. I was so turned on that I spread my pussy wide so he would have something to look at while he came all over me!

I was handling some business on my phone when Andrew Truck asked me if I was free. I wasn't going to give him a ride, but he was insistent, so I let him hop in my backseat. Andrew was on his way to meet friends. We started chatting and realized we were both drivers. As we chatted, I noticed him looking at my big natural tits. Straightforwardly, he asked if he could touch them. I was impressed with the honesty and said yes, but only if he let me see his cock. I sucked his dick in the backseat, and bounced my ass up and down on his rod. When he was ready to cum, I played with my tits, and he dropped a huge load!

I was just thinking to myself how much I would love to meet a sexy Spanish stud when, like a granted wish, Dorian Del Isla flagged down the cab. Dorian had to come to town for work and had some time off, so he was looking for a way to relax. He asked if I knew any massage parlors or strip clubs, but I knew a better way to relax him. I joined him in the backseat and showed him by big tits, then pulled his cock out and gave him a blowjob. I love to be spanked, so I climbed on his hard cock reverse-cowgirl so he could smack my ass while he pounded my pussy. His dick was delicious, and the load he popped in my mouth was even better!

I picked up Sasha Steele today to introduce her to my new beard and see if she was still up for driving the taxi sometimes, and she looked fucking hot, all dressed up for summer. I had an appointment with my hot lady doctor, so I couldn't stay long, especially since she was giving me a prostate exam! But sneaky Sasha pointed out that the doctor couldn't give me a prostate massage with her tongue the way that Sasha could! So I said fuck the doctor's, and went ass-backwards into the backseat, to see if Sasha could touch my prostate. Sasha gives amazing rim jobs, one of the best I've ever had, and she's no slouch at gagging on cock, either. I fingered her pussy while she sucked me off, then I pulled her lace panties to the side so she could ride me. The Bishop got a proper bashing, then Sasha rode my face to fulfill her wish of soaking my beard in pussy juice!

I had a busy day planned in the FakeTaxi today, but to my dismay, it didn't start! I phoned a mechanic, but because the cab was so old, Maximo wasn't able to repair it without other tools. He tried to explain, but I couldn't hear him: I was too busy craving his tool! He played with my tits then I gave him a sloppy blowjob. Maximo was a strapping lad, and he fucked me doggystyle in the cab, then ate my pussy in the backseat! He told me he loved the feeling of my big ass bouncing up and down on his lap, but I'm sure it felt even better when he came on my face!

I was driving along when I saw Stirling Cooper on the side of the road. He was an Ozzie touring the UK to take in the history, but I was more interested in taking in his big cock! Since he was Australian, I asked Sterling if he would felt like chucking his sausage on my barbie. He was a little shocked, but definitely interested! I hopped into the backseat and deepthroated his big cock, then pulled out my boobs so he could tit-fuck me. After he ate me pussy and licked my ass, I hopped on his hard cock and he fucked me hard and deep. By the time he gave me a facial, he shot spunk everywhere!

It was a bloody cold day and just my luck, the heating had stopped working in the FakeTaxi, so the sight of Antonio Black was a welcome one. The big man hopped into the back of the cab, and we chatted about the weather a bit before I mentioned how I could do with a nice hot chocolate. Antonio told me he had enough hot chocolate to go around, and got out his big black cock. He wanked until I pulled over, then I hopped in the back and gave him a blowjob. His big black cock felt so good in my wet pussy, and then he fucked my arse, the naughty man. I was riding him, taking his cock balls deep in my arse, and he was sucking my tits, when John opened the door. It was my lucky day, because I like having all my holes stuffed, so Antonio and John double-penetrated me, then gave me two delicious loads to swallow! Thanks guys!

Stacey Saran was looking rather fine when she stepped in my cab today in her little blue sundress with those long legs on display, and that big floppy sunhat. All posh and proper! Of course, she didn't recognize me at first due to my new beard. As I caught her up on the drama with the jealous boyfriend in Kent, her huge tits were bouncing all over my rearview mirror, so I asked the busty brunette if she'd like to get reacquainted! Stacey said yes, and when we stopped at my new spot, the sexy minx showed me how she could swallow cock, then wrapped me up in those massive knockers of hers for a beautiful tittyfuck. I'd forgotten about her amazing rimjobs. Stacey is really second to none when it comes to eating arse! I fucked her good and rough, then gave her a few minutes to clean the cum off her ass before I dropped her off for shopping and lunch, free of charge!


I was driving the FakeTaxi today when I saw Ben Kelly, a smartly dressed businessman, flagging down the cab. He was headed to Ashford for a meeting, so we got to chatting as I drove along the road. Ben told me he had heard about some dirty old taxi driver who was going around picking up women. Some kind of dirty man he was, who drove around and had girls lick his arse! Shame, said Ben, there were no female taxi drivers that did that. I told him to get his cock out and start wanking for me. His eyes went wide, but he complied, then I got into the backseat and gave him a blowjob. I got my big tits out for him to suck on, then gave him a rimjob. When he was nice and turned on, he fucked my pussy until I climaxed, and then he came so hard that I had to thank him for the spunk!

It was my first day on the job as a taxi driver, so I was feeling a bit nervous. Longwood was excited about a job interview he had today, and needed a lift to the train station. I'm from Scotland, not England, and I'm still learning the roads, so I accidentally made a wrong turn. Longwood was furious! He was going to miss his big interview, and I felt horrible. It was, after all, my fault. I was genuinely sorry, so I offered to make it up to him with a blowjob. I just love big black cocks, and he had one hell of a big cock! He sucked my big tits, then fucked my tight pussy in the backseat. His dick felt amazing inside me, and rubbing my clit, I got off so many times I lost count! When Mr. Longwood finally came on my pussy, it was one of the horniest sights I've ever seen. I think I'll enjoy this Female Fake Taxi job!

Still on the lam from my former Kent driving life, I met up with Michelle Thorne today to tell her why I'd been hiding out. She couldn't believe the story, and was glad I was okay. Of course, she was looking super fit with those enormous tits of hers poking out of that little dress! And I do have a soft spot for sexy blonde MILFs. I didn't need to go out on the prowl at all, with Michelle's delicious pussy right in my backseat! And with all the rumours going around, the poor tart hadn't been able to get her naughties in a while either. Michelle played with her pussy while I drove us to my brand new shagging spot. She knows exactly where my sweet spots are, the horny bird! She gave me a fantastic gagging blowjob and when my cock was nice and wet, I got the best tittyfuck with those incredible knockers. I left her pussy dripping with my cum. Always a lovely sight, and always a lovely time with the spectacular Michelle Thorne!

Sophie Anderson and I had just fucked that old cheeky pervert John, but the whole time during the threesome I couldn't stop thinking about how I wanted her all to myself! I decided to borrow the FakeTaxi and picked Sophie up. She was the most dirty girl I had ever played with, and I loved it! Sophie told me she was a fan of my films, and that she often played with her pussy while watching them. As she said these words, her fingers starts to rub her clit. I didn't want to crash so I drove her to a secluded location, hopped in the backseat and started playing with her huge tits. We went down on each other all over the cab, and I admit, made a bit of a mess! I ate Sophie's big ass while she fingered her pussy and came, then I rode her face as she moaned in pleasure! When John found us, the cab was a mess, but with a wink and a proposition, John forgave us real quick!

Mr. Longwood got into my cab today screaming about how he had just been robbed. He tried to get me to drive right away, but that's not how cabs work. Apparently, a few hooligans jumped him, and they had taken his jacket, wallet, and phone! I asked him how he would pay his cab fare, but he kept pleading we take off. I told him we could work something out: I'd give him a ride if he gave me a taste of his big black cock! I could tell he was interested, so I pulled off and told him to pull out his BBC and get it hard for me. Joining him in the back of the cab, I gave him a blowjob, then he ate my pussy. I climbed onto him to ride him cowgirl as he sucked my tits, then made me cum. His cock felt so good that I wanted it in my ass, so he stretched my holes, then gave me a proper facial!

I was able to see Sophie Anderson's big tits from around the corner. I wasn't even sure if she needed a taxi, but with tits like that, I couldn't help but stop! Lucky for me, Sophie needed a ride to the pub, and hopped right in! I could not stop staring at her tits in my rear view mirror, so I had to tell her. She pulled them right out! Apparently, she had been looking for a girl to play with, because men were being shady to her. It didn't take me long to scramble into the backseat. Sophie was a right fucking slut! I fingered her pink pussy and she came on my fingers, then licked it all up! I stuffed my panties in her mouth, then she stuffed them in my pussy. We did it all, tongue-fucking, rimjobs, and she licked my ass so well that I came on her tongue.

It was a bloody hot day to be driving the taxi, but a girl's got to earn a living, so when I saw a barely-dressed redhead on the side of the road I stopped and rolled down the window. Charlie Ten was headed to Wales for some kind of nudist retreat. By the look of her perky tits and thin waist, the retreat was going to be a sexy one! As we keep chatting, Charlie tells me she's been hitchhiking, and then it hit me: she didn't have any money! I have a special place in the hills where I take women who try to scam free rides, so I told Charlie what was going to happen. If she couldn't pay me, she would have to let me fuck her! Charlie was excited at the idea, and started rubbing her pussy. I had her eat me out and make me cum, then I tore her tights open and sucked her clit. I made Charlie cum on my face as I gripped her big ass, and made sure I got my money's worth!

I picked up Ava today, and had to explain why I was in disguise! The reason I'd disappeared for a while is some bloke found out I fucked his girl in the taxi, and then he cut my brake lines, almost causing me to crash! I can never go back to Kent again, it's true. I told Ava our plans were back on, then started to drive her back to town, but she was having none of it! She'd put on a pretty dress, left off her pants, and come 90 minutes to meet me, she said. And though I was on the hunt for new pussy, I do love Ava's amazing twat as well. So I found us a place to park where she could play with my beard and I could eat her snatch the way she likes. As usual, Ava was a total treat to fuck, down for some ass eating, and even drank my cum out of a little baggie in the end! Good thing she forgot her lunch, so she had lots of room to drink my protein shake!
