
Raven-haired beauty Dion De Rossi flagged my cab down from the side of the road. Dion, an Aussie, was headed to the estate agent to rent a flat here in London. She had just moved here, so I told her about my little tradition: a free ride if she flashed me her tits! Well, the ride was ending up quite expensive, so the cheeky Aussie pulled her small boobs right out, then asked if I wanted to fuck her. I stopped for a condom and hopped into the backseat, where she gave me a sloppy blowjob. I made her cum hard with four fingers, then had her eat my arse. After a horny fuck, I came all over her lips!

The moment I saw my girlfriend Eva Johnson, I knew I was in trouble. I had avoided her calls because I was getting so much pussy in the FakeTaxi, and she was proper angry. She hadn't been in the cab long before she was dumping me. She said the sex was good, but I wasn't around, and she was right. I couldn't convince her to keep me, but she still wanted one last fuck! Her big tits and great arse were barely contained in red lingerie, and I was fucking horny. Eva gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, then fucked me good all over the Taxi. Hate to see her go, but I loved watching her leave!

I had gone for a run to overcome my boredom at the office but I messed up my back: luckily for me, our receptionist Kristy Black was a certified masseuse. I rang her on the office phone and asked her if she could come work on my back for a bit while we waited for the next client. Kristy had magic hands, and when she touched my back, I immediately started feeling better. I turned over so she could work on my shoulders, and while the stiffness in my back had resided, I was now stiff somewhere else! Kristy pulled off my towel and started sucking my hard cock, then took off her lab coat to reveal her tits covered by slutty white lingerie. I ate her ass on the exam table, then fucked her pink pussy until my back felt completely better! After some doggystyle and cowgirl, I blasted a huge load all over her tight little asshole.

It was a very cold day, so Rina Ellis's knee-high socks got my attention. She hopped in my cab, and told me she was headed to the dentist to have her wisdom teeth removed. Maybe it was the nerves, but Rina started talking shit about my cab. I told her it was old like me, which made her think of another time she had fucked a taxi driver. Someone who looked like a younger version of me, without the beard. I pulled her leg for a little as I looked up and down at her perky tits, but finally, I confessed: she had been in the Fake Taxi before! She might not have recognized my beard, but now she wanted to rub her pussy on it! Rina rode my face as I ate her pussy, then deepthroated my cock and sucked my big balls. After a rimjob, we 69'd, then I fucked her so hard that I'm sure the cab took more damage...but when I came all over her arse, I didn't give a fuck!

I saw Aubrey Black on the side of the road today, hailing down my cab. I could see her big tits from around the corner! Born in New Zealand but raised in Australia, Aubrey had quite the sexy accent, and an even sexier body! It was her first time here in London, so I told her about my little tradition: flash your tits, get a free ride! Aubrey wasn't falling for it, but when I told her about the American girl I had given a ride to last week who had got her tits right out, I think she got a little jealous. Aubrey went into seduction mode, pulling out her big tits and giving me a peek at her arse. She was a right exhibitionist, so I hopped into the back of the taxi, got all four of my fingers in her pussy and made her squirt! Aubrey was a deepthroat queen, and gave a fucking horny blowjob. I fucked her all over the taxi, then emptied my balls over her pretty face!

I saw Sophie Anderson's big fake tits from around the corner, so when she flagged the cab down I was quite pleased She was a right filthy slut, and started talking about how erect her nipples were the second she sat down! She was teasing me a bit when I saw my old fling Michelle Thorne shivering on the side of the road. Sophie was game to pick her up, so she hopped in to get out of the cold. These two big-titted bimbo sluts had barely know each other 5 minutes before they were fingering each other in the backseat! I couldn't wait to get back there and get a double blowjob from them, and then a double rimjob! Sophie tongue-fucked my arse while Michelle sucked my cock, and then I took turns fucking each of them! When I came all over their faces my t-shirt was a little messy, so I went to change...and the two girls hatched a scheme!

The stunning Pippa Blonde got into my cab today headed to the office blocks across town. Pippa was wearing a tight pink dress that didn't leave much to the imagination, which was the look she was going for seeing as she was on her way to a job interview. I asked her if she had any tricks up her sleeve: she said she had nothing up her sleeve, but did have two great big tits! What if the guy is a pervert, I asked, who wanted a blowjob? Pippa loved the idea! All the sex talk had me horny, and Pippa as well, so we pulled over for a bit of a warm up round. She gave me a sloppy blowjob, then I stuck a finger in her arse and ate her pussy until she came. Pippa deepthroated my cock and balls, and gave me a horny rimjob and footjob, before I fucked her missionary, doggystyle, and piledriver, and then came all over her pussy!

I picked up a curvy woman named Princess Paris today, a redhead with big natural tits. She was dressed in tight leather pants, wearing heels and a leather choker, so I thought I recognized her as one of the promiscuous types who hang around the station. Turns out I had mistaken her for another hot piece of ass, and she was furious! She told me she was shocked, and that I was disrespectful. I tried apologizing, but then she surprised me by offering to play the role and fuck me! I hopped out of the backseat, and the ginger gave me a knee-weakening blowjob, then wanked me off as she gave me a rimjob. I ate her ginger bush pussy, then fucked her until she was dripping wet. After fucking her doggystyle out the side of the cab, I dropped a huge load all over her face!


Adreena hopped into my taxi today, a smart-dressed woman on her way to the library. Wearing a blazer and tights, she seemed like a put-together woman, so when she asked me how the backseats had gotten so worn out, I tried to deflect the question. I didn't want to make her blush! To my surprise, Adreena claimed to be a woman who wasn't easy to shock and pressed the question, saying maybe she would want to recreate what happened. I told her about the girl last week who offered to let me fuck her arse for a free fare, and hearing about it turned Adreena on! I hopped into the backseat with her where she deepthroated my cock, then stuck the pointy nipples on her tits right up into my arse. I fucked her pussy missionary, then bent her over the front seat and we did anal doggystyle. After I stretched her pretty holes, she got on her knees, and I unleashed a monster facial all over her.

Steve Q is behind enemy lines, bleeding and separated from his unit in the Vietnam jungle. Lying under a tree, he resigns himself to his fate...and the director yells cut. Hopping up, Steve gracefully accepts the director's compliments, who tells him awards are in his acting future. The next scene of the day is the love scene between Steve Q and his co-star, Jureka Del Mar. When it comes time for the big kiss, Steve can't help but get a boner, which causes the director and staff to take a coffee break, but also turns Jureka on. Offering to help Steve out, Jureka puts his hands on her tits and starts wanking his dick. After a sloppy blowjob, Jureka takes Steve's thick cock in her pussy, and Steve pounds her doggystyle while sticking two fingers in her ass. By the time Steve cums on Jureka's pussy, the coffee break is over, and the director returns to find he has now shot a very different genre of movie!

Alyssa Divine had dressed for a summer day, but was lucky enough to have her umbrella with her when it started pouring. I was pulling up near her as it started to rain so she flagged me down, and asked if she could get a ride to the tanning shop near the station. She was wearing such a small summer dress that I told her the flashes of pussy lips I was seeing were making me horny. This made Alyssa horny, and she decided to skip the salon to come for a 30 minute ride with me instead. I got in the backseat and stuck a finger in her arse while I played with her clit, then we did it all. She gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, a titwank and a footjob, and then I made her pussy gush by fucking her hard. After a rough facefuck, she wanked my cock and then I came on her face and tits!

It was colder outside than a witch's tits, so when I saw Nova Shields wearing nothing but a skimpy dress and flagging down my cab, I stopped to let her in. She wasn't headed far, just on her way home to pick up her purse. Now I've had women try that trick on me before, and they always run off without paying me. I was about to kick Nova out of my cab when she made me another offer: she spread her legs and offered to pay me in bush! I parked the car and hopped into the backseat, then ate her tight pussy and arse like they were my last meal! I fucked her pussy missionary for a few sexy minutes, then she tongue fucked my arse with a rimbjob! I bent her over the front seat and fucked her in the ass doggystyle, and after more anal, I couldn't hold my load back another second. I exploded all over Nova, and after I had cum, I told her she could ride for free whenever she liked!

A tall woman in a short skirt with a huge bag flagged me down today. She had quite the time getting her luggage into the backseat, but we made it all the same. I recognized the voice a little, a Barcelona cadence, and it turns out she was my old fling Julia de Lucia! It had been some time since we had seen each other, and the Barcelona babe was really enjoying my beard. I told her if she loved my beard so much, why not rub her pussy on it? She didn't want to miss her flight, but she wanted my cock, so she agreed to switch planes. I joined her in the backseat and got down on my knees. I had forgotten how amazing her arse was! Julia brought out the best in me with her big fake tits and perfect pussy. She deepthroated me in almost superhuman fashion, then we fucked standing up on the hood of my car!

There was a Dutch girl on the side of the road hailing my cab today. She was tall, blonde, and wearing fucking horny black stockings. Melody Pleasure wanted a ride to a faraway location, so I asked her if she could pay for it. Not to worry, she told me! We got to chatting about Amsterdam, but then she asked me if I accepted Euros. Euros are no good to me in England, so I needed another form of payment. Since I liked Amsterdam, this blonde babe from Holland decided to give me a little local flavour. She spread her legs and started to play with her tiny tits and pierced pussy. I climbed into the backseat, where she gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, then I fucked her silly! When she put her stocking on my cock, it turned me on so much that I didn't remove it when I gave her a cheeky facial.

They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but it turns out that's also the best way to make her horny! I picked up Maddison Rose, a petite brunette spinner with the most adorable tiny tits, while she was on her way to work. It was a bit late in the morning, but she assured me that wouldn't be a problem: her boss let her come and go as she pleased. Maddison thought their relationship was serious, but then she received a text telling her to stay home. Her boss's wife had found Maddison's panties in his desk and he was breaking things off! This royally angered Maddison, who immediately started planning revenge. Her big idea? She wanted to send him pictures with my cock in her mouth! I offered to take it one step farther and make her a sextape with the cab's cameras. Her revenge became eating my ass and holding up her middle finger for the camera when I came on her face!

Raven haired hottie Catalia Valentine hopped into the cab this morning dressed to the nines. Seeing as it was barely breakfast time, there could only be one explanation for her fancy dress: Catalia was doing the walk of shame! She seemed upset about it too. Apparently the idiot she had gone home with the night before couldn't keep up and left the poor woman unsatisfied. Mid-rant, she realized she had forgotten her bag at the bloke's flat. She offered to flash her tits to pay her fare, but I wanted more than that, especially when I saw her big round arse! I showed her what a real man could do in the taxi's backseat: I made her climax with my fingers and tongue, then fucked her sore! She kept up with me too, enthusiastically giving me a blowjob and sucking my big balls, then taking my hard cock deep inside her tight pussy! She had a kinky mouth on her and never stopped talking dirty, so I rewarded her with a cumshot right on her tongue!


It was a busy day in the Fake Taxi, with many fares coming and going. Lots of pretty ladies (and pretty arses) had sat in my cab that day, and I was starting to get horny. Lucky for me, my next client was Rhiannon Ryder. As she climbed into the back seat, she noticed another client had forgotten their bag. I asked her to check for ID or some way to return it, but when she reached in, she pulled out a dildo! Instead of being embarrassed, Rhiannon slid off her shorts and shoved it right in her pussy. I watched in awe for a few minutes, and when she asked me if I had anything bigger, I couldn't park the car fast enough. Rhiannon was a deepthroat queen: I doubt the world gag was in her vocabulary! She was so sexy with her perky tits out that I had to stop her a few times so I didn't cum too quick, but when I did pop I covered her in jizz from head to toe!

It must've been my lucky day. I was driving down the road when a pretty little number flagged me down. She was wearing a "Popular Sluts Club" t-shirt that showed off her perky little tits, so I figured it would be a fun ride. Liz looked a little familiar, but it wasn't until she mentioned a certain tradition I like to tell my fares about that I remembered who she was. Liz Rainbow threatened to report me for my harmless fun unless I did something for her. She wanted to see my cock, and she wanted it right away. Before I could even get in the backseat, she was devouring my dick like a shipwrecked sailor being offered a steak. I fucked her till she came hard my on cock, smacked her right in the arse, and came all over her pretty little face. I seem to be having a lot of lucky days lately!

It was a bloody cold, rainy day, and I was counting up my earnings at the end of my shift. That's when Skyler McKay came up to my cab needing a ride to a place about an hour's drive. She looked fucking sexy, but it had been a long shift, so I had to turn her away. Skyler persisted, however, and when she told me I could fuck her in the ass if I gave her a ride, she had my full attention! Let me tell you, she had a fucking horny pussy, and this little slut swallowed my big cock right down to the base. After I ate her out, she sat right down deep on my rod, and bounced her petite body up and down like a rollercoaster ride. By the time I was ready to cum, I exploded on her face and big fake tits. Like I told her: for another ride like this one, I'd drive her to Timbuktu if she asked me to!

I was feeling silly on the crisp night Lovita Fate knocked on my cab's window. She was wearing a pink top that hardly contained her tits and jean shorts: an outfit that screamed "I want dick!" Lovita was on her way to a male strip club. Apparently, she had won big at bingo, and since she had not seen a naked man in a while, was going to treat herself with her winnings. Well, she was fucking hot, and I had an ace up my sleeve. I told her I would give her a striptease for 2000 Czech, and for 2000 more she could have a surprise. She agreed, so I got my surprise ready...a bright green mankini! After she smacked my ass a few times, she pulled out my cock and tasted dick on her lips for the first time in forever. Make a girl laugh, guys. It'll get you laid!

Lexi Lou flagged the cab down today, a real looker with long legs and a thin waist. As she got into my cab something fell out the door and, being a gentleman, I got out to pick it up for her. It was a butt plug, a butt plug that had been in her ass all day! Her boyfriend wanted to fuck her ass, she tells me, and she was doing a little training. Well, I know a thing or two about anal sex myself, so I offered to help her learn. The little nympho agreed! She slobbered all over my cock with a sloppy blowjob, and then I fucked her ass until I could fit my whole foot in! By the time I drained my balls all over her face and tits, she was ready for anything her boyfriend could throw at her.

I had given Barbie a ride the other week and she thought she might have a go at driving the taxi herself. She was so keen to start that she was already wearing a strap-on when I picked her up! I started filling her in on the protocol when she noticed Honour May on the side of the road. They were old friends, apparently, so Honour hopped right in. Didn't take long for the brunette to get to sucking Barbie's big tits and the strap-on, and she announced how wet her pussy was almost immediately! Barbie fucked Honour a bit in the backseat until I couldn't just watch anymore, so we pulled over for some "coaching." Honour sucked my cock as Barbie fucked her from behind, and then I fucked Barbie as Honour licked my ass! If this is any indication, I think I need to bring on apprentices more often!

Jai got caught in the rain but lucky for her I was passing through the area. When she got in my cab I noticed how dolled up she was, which I thought was odd for an afternoon. Turns out the dirty girl was a stripper on her lunch break from the club! Of course, since she only gets paid at the end of her shift, she had no money, but offered to pay me in other ways. When she started twerking for me in the backseat I knew I was in for a treat. I found us a secluded location, and holy hell, she wasn't kidding when she said she was a party girl! Jai deepthroated my cock like a demon! I fucked her unbelievable tits, then bent her over and pounded her tight pussy to orgasm. By the time I came all over her arse her lunch break was certainly over. Oh well, back to the club with you!

So there I was, minding my own business and setting up my cab for the day's work, when I hear somebody get in behind me! Startled me half to death it did, but when I turned around to defend myself, here's this cheeky brunette wearing a mask. Last I checked Halloween is in October, isn't it? I won't lie to you, it was a fucking horny mask, and when she introduced herself as Maya and told me she wasn't looking for a cab but for another kind of ride, my cock shot stiffened right up! Maya had seen my videos online, so I guess she was looking to see what all the fuss was about. She wasted no time playing with her tits and fingering her shaved pussy as I drove us to a secluded location to park. I went right to work eating her tight pussy, and holy fuck did she taste good! Maya deepthroated my cock like a freak, and then I fucked her to multiple orgasms. Wish I could get more surprises like this one!


Cassidy wanted to go to London, to see the Queen! She was visiting from California, so I offered her to be part of our London taxi tradition, and flash her tits for a free ride. The pretty brunette didn't even hesitate--then she asked me what she would get if she showed me her pussy! Well, that's the kind of offer I love to get! Cassidy had a little bush, and I just loved it. I told her I'm part of a movement to bring back the bush, and that got her so horny, she started fingering herself with her legs in the air. Well, I couldn't let that flexible little dancer get away without giving my cock a little love, so we found a place to park, and that hot babe deepthroated my cock like it was no big deal at all. I fucked her to multiple orgasms, the sweetheart. What a fucking treat! I wish they all could be California girls.

Barbie Sins is one of the best arse lickers in the business, that's for sure. When the buxom blonde wanted to meet me today, I thought she wanted another run at The Bishop, but she made a confession when she got in the car: she was after cock and pussy, and was wondering if she could join our team as a female taxi driver! Of course, this kind of business arrangement requires a certain type of persuasion, if you know what I mean. Barbie and I found a farmers field where she impressed me with some absolutely incredible deepthroating, then I piledrived that tight pink pussy of hers, and launched a massive load of cum on her face. And next week, I'll hand the perfect beauty her own set of keys to the car, and she can go looking for her very own passengers. Please joins us in welcoming new FakeTaxi Driver, Barbie Sins!

When Summer Rose got in my cab today, I admit it: I couldn't stop staring at her tits in that sundress! When I told her, she blushed, and I decided to push my luck and ask her for a little flash in exchange for a free ride. Summer took those big beautiful knockers out of her shirt and squeezed them for me while I watched in the rearview. Then she pulled off her red panties, and showed me her pussy as well! Next thing I knew she was taking a banana out of her purse and using it to pleasure herself, the cheeky minx. But we got to our destination and Summer left the car without giving me any pussy! She did, however, leave her panties. I didn't think she would come back for them, so I was having a little wank when she suddenly knocked on the window to get them back! My nice cock saved the day. We had a lovely rainy-day fuck, and then Summer realized she should probably go home and clean up instead of hitting the library. It's always the quiet ones.

I picked up Marc today who was on his way to a pub called the Cock-Inn. Marc got in the cab and told me I looked like his ex-girlfriend, and also said I looked like a slut! Normally I would've been a miffed, but I was wearing a skirt that barely covered my arse so I couldn't say anything. I told him the best way to find out if I reminded him of his ex was to get balls-deep in my arse. We pulled over and I got into the backseat, and got to giving him a blowjob as he started to play with my pussy. He fucked my face hard with his big cock to the point I had some black tears, then I road him as he sucked my big tits. We got out of the taxi and Marc bent me over the side door so we could have come fun oral, and then after I got off, I let him cover my face with a huge facial!

I was fucking horny and ready to hunt for cock when John stopped me. John told me he was horny and wanted his balls drained, so I couldn't have the cab. Fuck that, I said, and told John I'd drain his balls myself before going out to search for more sperm. He fucked my face good then came all over my tongue, and soon enough I was out on the road. When I picked up Axel Aces, I quickly found him staring at my tits, so I got them out even more. Since he was cheeky, I thought it was fair play to tell him I wanted some hard cock to fuck my tight pussy. We pulled over and I sucked his cock, then ate his arse and all the while, I played with my clit. I kept up the dirty talk the entire shag session, because I really wanted Axel to give it to me rough and dirty. Let me tell you, Axel did not disappoint, and I got to swallow a second load!

It was my first day driving the Fake Taxi and I was as excited as I was horny! When Masked Maya got into the cab I thought she was a robber, but it quickly became apparent that the only thing she would steal was my heart. Maya was on her way to a sex party. I had never been to one so I asked some questions, and Maya offered to give me a demonstration in the backseat! I played with her naughty Desi tits, then as we ate each other out in 69, John opened the door saying it was his turn to get some pussy. I gave John a sloppy rimjob while Maya sucked his cock, then each of us took turns riding the Bishop until we came. Finally, Maya jerked John off to completion, then I licked the cum off his cock and kissed my new masked friend.

It was a scorching hot day when I picked up lovely Lola Marie. She asked me to take it easy on the bumps because she'd drank so much water, she had to pee very badly! But the bumps got the better of her, and she pissed a little in the back of my car. I found a place to park so we could clean it up, but it was so soaked into the seat, I had to tell the gorgeous ebony babe that I would have to charge her a cleaning fee. When Lola disagreed, I had a better idea: I took her water bottle and sprayed water all over her little white shirt! Now she could charge me the same fee. Even Steven! Lola stripped out of those wet clothes in the back of the taxi, and as soon as I saw her there, legs open, nipples hard, my dick went up, and we realized what we could do while we waited for her clothes to dry. We had a nice hard fuck, after which I sprayed my spunk all over Lola's face. I certainly know how to leave my mark.

Trouble got in my taxi today, saying she was up to no good. The very sexy Emma Louise was on her way to see her boyfriend but I asked if she would like to get up to no good with me first! I'd missed that sexy little body of hers: those big fake tits, that tight little pussy, that tiny waist. She started flashing me and teasing me and when I told her it was just plain mean, the little tart said she had an idea, kind of a surprise, that she thought I might like. I jumped in the back with the gorgeous little babe, and we had a fine time while she sucked me off, taking me deep into that amazing endless throat of hers. Then I shagged her tiny little arse, and came so spectacularly, it left me shaking, and I almost dropped the camera. I told Emma it was so good, I was going to break my one rule, and have a kiss and a cuddle with her afterwards--but that led to Emma offering to peg me with a strap-on she had in her purse...
