
A bloody cold day today and the heater was broken, so I told Sasha I wouldn't charge her for the ride. The sexy MILF was on her way to the pub for a bit of lunch and nearly froze her tits off waiting for the bus. We were chatting back and forth and she was rubbing her hands to warm them up, when she said I should get in the back and let her warm her hands on my balls! I couldn't tell if she was joking or serious, but Sasha told me to pull over and get back there, so I did. I ate her perfect pink pussy and fingered her to an incredible orgasm. Let me tell you: this chick was fucking amazing! She fit my cock so far down her throat that her nose was pressing into my belly, tongued my arse like she was trained to do it, and gave me a nice titty fuck with those massive tatas of hers! I have the best job in the world.

Ava should have known better than to sneak up on me from behind while I was taking a piss, because I turned around so suddenly, I accidentally splashed her dress with a couple drops. Since she wanted to hang it up for a minute to dry before taking my taxi on her shift, Ava tore it off and stretched out naked on my back seat. It didn't take long for this English tart to ask to taste my cock before heading out, and she was gagging on it as she made every inch disappear down her throat. Ava didn't pass up a chance to give me a rimjob, tonguing my arsehole then getting on all fours so I could lick both her holes from behind. All the ass-eating and pussy-licking got Ava so fired up, she hopped on my shaft and humped me like the wild British slut she is!

I almost kicked newspaper journalist Misha out of my taxi today. She kept insisting I was John, the Fake Taxi Driver, and started to interrogate me on all these fake news stories going around about fake taxi drivers having fake sex in fake council car parks and whatnot. I told her she could use this headline: Reporter Licks Fake Taxi Driver's Arsehole to Get a Story! And do you know what? She said okay! Definitely not the answer I was expecting, but she was a cute little thing with big natural tits, and thick in all the best places, so why not? This chick could deepthroat so well, I'm sure she was sucking and fucking her way to the top for some time. But when she opened her legs, I nearly fell in love. I fucking adore a hairy pussy! After we fucked for a bit, she even invited to me to pound her tight ass! I think the little slut just wanted a good rogering, to be honest, but she got her story either way!

Posh raven-haired MILF Candi Kayne came into my office today, looking like a million bucks! And when I asked her what type of modeling interested her, she didn't hesitate before saying, "porn!" I just love a bird who's straight to the point. Candi said she enjoyed golden showers and rimjobs, and had hidden talents that she thought would make her an excellent pornstar. And as it turned out, Candi Kayne did have some hidden talents! She was an incredible deepthroater, easily able to swallow my big cock in one go--even upside down! I gave that hot MILF the piledriver treatment, then made her cum with my tongue before shooting a massive cumshot on those pouty lips of hers. If Candi Kayne isn't a star already, I'll make her one for sure!

Tara wanted a ride to Tamworth, but she confessed she didn't have enough cash to make it all the way. The sexy MILF asked if she could show me something to earn the money, then before I knew it, she'd pulled out her massive tits and started squeezing them! And when I told her I appreciated it, but really needed the fare, the cheeky tart spread her legs to show me she wasn't wearing any knickers! I told her I was having difficulty concentrating with her touching herself like that in the backseat, so Tara suggested I pull over. Fuck, why not? After an incredible blowjob, I thought we were done, but this horny sextoy wasn't nearly finished. She ate my ass, put her feet over her head to prove her flexibility, and gave me a footjob with her expensive stockings. Then after a nice rough fuck, she asked me to cum in her mouth, then swallowed the load of it! She got home okay, and I got off better than I had in the longest time.

This lady came to my window today and I thought she said, "can you take me where you took the others?" Then a few minutes into the ride, she told me she had a bone to pick with me, that I'm the dirty bastard who just fucked her stepdaughter! I tried to deny it was me, but she wasn't buying it, and even called me by my name. But it turned out this horny MILF wasn't angry at all: she just wanted some of the action for herself. I asked if she was a reporter or a cop, so she pulled out her big natural tits to prove she wasn't. I was thinking it over while she masturbated in the back, but what am I, some kind of saint? I found a place to park and made the dirty tart cum over and over again, pounding that posh ass of hers up against the slut hatch, before blowing my load all over her sexy glasses. She was so satisfied when we were done, that she said next time, she'd bring her stepdaughter along so we could all fuck together.

Today I picked up a posh lady named Holly. She was watching a video on her cell phone that sounded kind of familiar, then she asked if the person in the video was me! Sure enough, it was. Yes, I'm the dirty old taxi driver, I told her, and it seemed this news made the sexy MILF horny! Turns out Holly and her hubby are a bit of a swinging couple, and it's her husband who's been watching my porn. I had to agree that it would be quite a treat for him to see his wife in the back of my cab. With that in mind, I slipped off Holly's lace panties and sunk my tongue into her warm pussy. I fingered the saucy tart until she was squirting and twitching, giving her hubby the best show I could! And after a nice titty fuck, the lovely wife stroked my dick with her feet until I couldn't hold myself anymore and blew my load all over her sweet ginger pussy.

I love excitement and adventure, but when a purse-snatcher hopped into the back of my cab and told me to floor it, that was too far even for me. Shaft was lucky I have a soft spot for bad boys, especially handsome black men like him, and was willing to do whatever he wanted. But if he wanted me to break the law and be his getaway driver, then he was going to have to give me something in return, namely a peek at his big black dick. Once I saw the length and girth of his shaft, I needed it inside me, so I joined him in the back and pulled out my big fake tits for him to motorboat and suck on. I gagged on his cock, pushing it all the way to the back of my throat as I tried to deepthroat him, then I buried my face in his arse and gave him a rimjob. Shaft fucked me hard from behind, stretching me open around his thick dick, and nailed me harder than I've ever been fucked before leaving my cunt dripping with a big nasty creampie.


What a nightmare! My taxi didn't want to start, but luckily this handsome block wanting a ride told me he might be able to figure it out. Antonio popped the bonnet and took a look, much to my immense relief. After he'd played around under the hood, Antonio was about to bail on me and head to Croyden. But I couldn't just let my good-looking saviour head off without finding a way to thank him. I let him know I'd be willing to give him a very personal Thank You in the back seat, using both my hands and my greedy mouth. Antonio looked over my big fake boobs spilling out of my shirt, and joined me in the back. First thing, Antonio tore the crotch out of my tights, and licked my pussy from behind, wandering over to the greedy hole of my pussy. By the time he gave me his big black cock to play with, I was desperate to feel him inside me, and he gave me the best thanks a British Milf like me could ask for: a big thick cumshot on my lips!

I picked up Brooke Jameson today, a busty gym bunny who was on her way to the coffee shop by the station. She had just come from a workout, so I remarked on how lovely and pumped up she looked. Brooke told me guys get intimidated by a strong woman, but I think a woman with muscles is hot! I asked her if she would be willing to squeeze my head with her thighs, to which she replied she would if I stuck my tongue up her pussy! Brooke got her big fake tits out while I found us somewhere to park, then peeled off her workout clothes and shook her squat booty for me. I got in the backseat and ate her pussy, then readied her arse for the Bishop! We had some horny anal in the backseat and Brooke gave me a sloppy rimjob and blowjob before I jizzed all of her tits!

When Lyen Parker decides she wants to learn how to fight, she signs up for Kung Fu lessons with sensei Mike Angelo. Mike begins the lesson by assessing Lyen's innate abilities. The coach grabs a training pad and tells Lyen to strike it. When she strikes it with minimal force, Mike goads her on and eventually tells her to kick him. Mike collapses in pain, and feeling guilty, Lyen checks on his injured member. As she rubs it better, Mike asks Lyen to kiss it better, and she gives him a blowjob, then Mike, worried about if it still works, asks her to sit on it. Lyen bounces her big ass up and down on Mike's dick, taking him deep in her pussy, and they get a better workout than any martial arts session alone can provide.

I saw a big titted blonde bimbo on the side of the road so I stopped, and it turned out to be the horny minx Michelle Thorne! MIchelle was looking very summery in a yellow dress. When she got into the taxi, I was sure she was going to try to convince me to take the car out again, but without a license, I couldn't let her have it. That's when Michelle told me to look between her tits, and pulled out a brand new license! She was looking for some cock and it had been a while since we had fucked, so I decided that if she wanted the keys she'd have to suck my cock, rim my arse, and sit on my dick! Michelle went above and beyond, even giving me a footjob, and then I covered her face and big tits in spunk. Enjoy your trip, Michelle!

I wasn't feeling well today, so I slipped into the backseat to take a little nap, then this lady opened the door and started begging me to drive her to her meeting. I told her that my head hurt and she was going to have to find another cab or wait, but she wouldn't take no for an answer. She hopped in and closed the door, and started touching me, singing "wake up, wake up," and before I knew it, she had pulled my cock out of my pants and started giving me a blowjob! Turns out it was my lucky day, because this chick Nicole was super fucking hot. Since she was willing to do anything for a ride to her meeting, I pulled her big tits out of her shirt and fucked her sweet outie pussy from behind, then took her where she wanted to go--with cum in her hair!

Sexy MILF Jentina hopped in my car today, visiting all the way from Holland. Since it was her first time in a London taxi, I told the pretty blonde about the tradition we cab drivers have, going back 150 years, where we have to offer a lady a free ride--in exchange for seeing her tits, of course! Usually I get a funny look at that joke, but this chick just said, "yeah, a free ride?" And before I knew it, she was stripping naked in the backseat and wiggling her tight ass for me! When I joined the horny tourist in the back, she showed me how much she loved to deepthroat, then let me fuck her perfect pink pussy from behind, and blow my load all over her pretty face. Dutch women just might be the wildest.

No way was I going to let such a handsome fare pass through my cab without at least trying to seduce him. He had big plans to see the football match, but even still, I figured I could get my hooks in and see if he was up for a romp. Turns out he'd already been picked up by one of the other girls, so he was very forward, asking me if I liked cock and asking to see my big tits. What a nice surprise when I pulled down his pants and found a big hard cock to feast on! After fucking him off, he filled me right up and pounded me so hard he forgot all about his football team's losing record!


Oops! My dirty deeds finally caught up with me when the owner of the cab I drive slipped in the back and gave me the gears over what bad girls we've been! Ever since we started fucking every every handsome bloke in town, our reputation for debauchery spread far and wide. As a result, John knew all of my dirtiest secrets, even that I enjoy eating a man's ass. We pulled over in his new hiding spot so I could suck his balls and give him a rimjob. After I'd shoved my cock up his ass and given him my best sloppy blowjob, I put my legs on his shoulders so he could fuck me silly!

My favorite TV phone shaker, Candy Sexton, hopped in my taxi today, and I had to confess I've had a little wank to her shows before! When she admitted all that sex talk leaves her pretty sexually frustrated, I offered to help the stacked babe out, and wouldn't you know it: she said yes! I hopped in the backseat and sunk my mouth between that gorgeous bird's legs, licking that perfect pink pussy as her massive E-cup tits jiggled above my head. And when she came, her legs were shaking and shivering, just how I like it, so I made her cum again! I guess she was impressed with my snatch-licking skills, because she dove right onto my big dick and gave me an amazing blowjob. I made that TV presenter spray squirt everywhere, then I fucked her hard from behind before I shot a massive cumshot on her famous face and hair. Nothing like fucking a celebrity to make you feel like a celebrity! Fuck yeah!

After a solid run of driving round town like big sluts and fucking any man we liked, the owner of the fancy cab Rebecca and I take turns driving jumped in the back and chewed me out! Apparently word of our naughty ways had spread around town, with as many people wanting us gone as wanting their turn! John demanded a bit of compensation: for each of the secluded spots we've cost him, he wanted a bit of arse-fuckin, and I was obviously thrilled to oblige! After I climbed in back, I grinded my ass on his crotch and felt him stiffen up in his pants. I went downtown and gagged on his cock for a bit, then I sat back on his hard prick. When he pushed his knob up my ass, I was ready for ass-fucking, and quickly changed his mind about letting me use his cab for all of my naughty misadventures around town!

Madison wanted a ride to Manchester, which would have cost the pretty alt-chick an arm and a leg, but I never go north of the river, let alone north of the country! When she offered me a blowjob, I told her I get tons of offers for those on Friday nights, but if her arse was in play, we could certainly make a deal. She called me a cheeky bugger, but finally agreed. As I found a place to park, Madison stripped off to show me her beautiful tattoos and perky little tits. Something about a woman in stockings gets me so fucking hard. I hopped into the back for a wonderfully sloppy blowjob, then I fingered that wet pussy until it squirted all over the backseat. After I fucked her tight ass, I rewarded her with a warm and sticky facial. The way that little tart made my legs shake, I would have driven her anywhere in the country!

Stunning stripper Roxxy Lea wants to join our naughty fuck team as a female driver, so I picked her up today to show her the ropes. Of course, the first order of business is to pay the piper, and let me have the first go at our newest talent! Before we got down and dirty, though, hot Roxxy had to pee. I wasn't expecting a watersports display, but you know me, I love an exhibitionist! I kept the camera trained as she hoisted up her little dress and squatted down to pee, her clit piercing glistening in the golden shower. After the randy Brit deepthroated my big dick, she fucked me with her big fake tits, then made use of her sexy stockings to give me a fantastic foot job. Roxxy is one wild little cock monster for sure! She's gonna be an excellent addition to our team.

My clients were looking for submissive models, so I called hottie fucktoy Lola into my office for an audition. Last time I'd seen her, she wasn't up for trying anal, but this time the horny bird decided to give it a try. When she told me, "I do as I'm told," I knew she was perfect for the job. I had her strip naked and masturbate for me a bit, then brought her to a super-soak orgasm by fingering her pussy and asshole at the same time. When I carefully slid my big dick into the pretty bird's back door, she loved every minute of it. I took her pretty blue stockings and tied her hands behind her back so I could face-fuck her, then I showered her with a warm, creamy facial to reward her for her first successful anal experience.

The lovely Lithunian beauty Tina Kay popped by my taxi today, asking to hire me back as her personal driver! I told her I wasn't sure because she'd been such a bitch last time, but then she mentioned something about special services and opened her legs to show me she wasn't wearing any knickers! I have to admit, I'd missed that incredible pussy. I pulled over as quickly as I could and ate her out in the backseat, then she attacked my big dick like a madwoman, tonguing my arse, and deepthroating me until her nose pressed into my belly. I'd promised the hungry babe I'd fuck her properly, so I shoved my cock into her swelled pussy and then into her tight arse,finally blowing my load on her impressive ass gape. If the work is this good, this randy MILF can definitely put me on the payroll!

Kira was on vacation from LA, and had tried to get into the cab on the wrong side. It was Kira's first time travelling alone, and she was trying to change her goodie two shoes attitude by doing the opposite of what she would normally. I told her about our tradition and how she could get a free ride for showing me her tits. Kira knew I was pulling her leg, but was still interested in the deal! Since she was adventurous, I told her I'd drive her around for free if she let me fuck her tight pussy. Kira said yes, and I hopped in the backseat to introduce her to the Bishop. I ate her arse from behind and even put a finger in it, and she enthusiastically sucked my cock and gave me a rimjob. We fucked inside and outside the taxi and, finally, while she sat on the windshield, I covered her with cum!


American spinner Chloe Carter had never been to London before, so before I took her on a tour of the city, I just had to show her how a real Englishman fucks! This petite redhead may have needed a man to guide her around the city, but when it came to my big cock, Chloe knew exactly what to do. Taking my dick in her hands, she massaged my long shaft and then gave me a deepthroat blowjob! She even asked me to give her a good anal pounding. If I had known how horny American babes were, I would've gone to America ages ago! Leaning her over the partition I rammed my big cock up her asshole and fucked her doggystyle! We fucked so hard, I forgot that I still had to drive Miss Carter around the city.

This sexy fucking MILF hopped in my car today and recognized me straight off! Candi Kayne was rearing to get pounded by the infamous pervy taxi driver, and since she was so goddamn sexy, practically bursting out of her little outfit, I figured I'd take the randy passenger for a special treat. I ate her pussy until she was cumming, shaking and screaming, then she pulled out my big dick for a blowjob, deepthroating me like she had a masters degree in blowjobs. She even tried to fit my dick and balls into her mouth at the same time! When I told her she was one bad-ass little cock brainer, the cheeky tart smiled up at me and said, "I sure am." Now that's my kind of woman.

The first time I met Lexi Lou, she winced at a little anal fingering, but today the little slut was fisting her own arse and loving every minute of it! When she told me she could show me something extreme, I definitely wasn't expecting that! I stuck my fingers in her super tight pussy and together, we made multiple orgasms. What an incredible transformation! When I took out my big dick, she didn't even hestitate, just went straight for the deepthroat, pressing her nose into my belly until tears sprang from her eyes. I used her stockings to tie her arms behind her back, then we fucked until we both came, and I left her with a dripping anal creampie.

What do you know, it's actually the second time that's a charm! Picked up this little Italian cutie this morning, then realized I'd had her in my cab a year ago! She'd been having some trouble with a boyfriend and a witch that was being a bitch, and I'd offered her a little help of the fuck-and-suck persuasion. Well, it must have done the trick, because she told me today she got rid of that stupid bloke, thanks to our dirty romp! And this bella donna was totally up for round two with her pervy cab driver, moi, even telling me I could fuck her sweet ass if I wanted! I found a place to park real fast, ripped open her pink fishnet stockings, and fingered the randy tart until she squirted juice all over my backseat. After a nice tight anal fuck, she gave me a handjob that sent my seed spurting on the ceiling! We made a mess, but we're definitely going to make this an annual tradition.

Amber Deen booked an audition with me to become a glamour model, but I just wasn't able to offer her any clients at the moment. Luckily, she was very open-minded and eager to shoot porn! Of course, before I could organize any scenes, I had to see if she was talented. Comfortably seated on the casting couch, this Scottish babe started masturbating. I could see how wet she was all the way from my desk! When I got an instant boner, I knew she was going to be a star. She just needed to show me how hard she could ride a big cock. Taking off my trousers, I headed over to the sofa and fucked her tight shaven snatch from behind, watching as my cumshot showered her toned ass and outtie pussy.

As I was roaming the city streets at night, I saw Lulu Pretel dancing provocatively in her apartment. She really should've closed the curtains! And me being the naughty cop that I was, I just had to check her out. When she answered the door, all she was wearing was a mini-dress that barely covered up her naturally perky tits and round ass. Turns out this Latina babe was putting on a webcam show, and when someone asked to see me, I just had to let her suck me off! I was so captivated by this curvaceous brunette's big booty, all I wanted was for her wet pussy to sit on my fat cock and fuck me, so I could see her ass bouncing up and down on my monster dick.

It wasn't a coincidence that Lexi Lou dropped her butt plug outside my taxi. This blonde nympho was looking for someone to fuck her in the ass! Taking everything off but her pink patent leather heels, Lexi opened her ass nice and wide, before sitting on my big cock for a good anal pounding. I had to see Miss Lou's fine ass on full display, so I fucked her doggystyle, spanking her toned cheeks. This British bombshell loves anything in her butt. She couldn't stop moaning when I put my foot in her perfectly round hole! Once we moved outside, this sexy siren sucked my dick so hard, and deepthroated my long shaft until I showered her in a delicious facial.

This little handful Crystal wanted a ride to her boyfriend's house in Greenwich. Here she was, standing by the side of the road in a tight dress and fuck-me boots, freezing her arse off like an idiot. And when she got in the car, the saucy minx told me all about how she was bored with her little-dick boyfriend, and was heading over to break the poor bloke's heart. In solidarity to all small-pricked men out there, I offered to give the randy tart a good going over, hoping she might be feeling a little kinder by the time she got to his place. But this chick was much too wild. She called me a dirty pervy taxi man before telling me to rip off her stockings, and her eyes near popped out of her head at the sight of my big dick. I fucked that horny bird through the slut hatch, then made her squirt all over the back seat before painting her pretty red arse with my cum. That Chrystal is one fucking sexy woman!
