
A fit blonde lass named Kelly Myers flagged down the cab today and asked me to take her up to the sunbed shop at the top of town. It was a hot day, so Kelly asked to stop to pick up a bottle of water on the way. I had one and offered it to her, but hit a bump and ended up emptying it all over her white shirt! You could see her tits right through it, and she was proper angry. Not only did she demand the ride for free, but she told me she wouldn't leave until her clothes were dry and stripped naked! She had a hairy bush over her pussy which I love, and told me I could make it up to her by eating it. I got in the backseat and did just that, then stretched her arse enough to fit a banana in! She gave me a blowjob from the back and a rimjob, then I got to cum all over that lovely bush.

Alexxa Vice startled me by sneaking up from outside the Fake Taxi today. It had been a while since I had seen Alexxa, but she had decided she wanted to take the car out for a spin. I told her I'd let her have the keys if she could fit her whole fist up her arse. She gave it a good and succeeded, so I tossed her the keys. She asked me to fuck her before heading out, so she rode my cock as I sucked her tits. I fucked Alexxa's arse, then came all over the naughty freak!

Canela wants to play, and she's so horny, she doesn't care who sees it! This Latina beauty flashes her big tits and bubble booty in the middle of the street, then heads to a secluded park where she pulls out a big vibrator. Canela isn't shy about using the toy on her clit until she squirts all over the place! All those orgasms were good, but she needs to get fucked, so she leads Danny D back to her pad and gets his dick hard with a sexy tease, shaking her ass and working her hot body. Canela doesn't just want Danny's huge dick in her mouth and in her pussy, she wants it in her tight, little ass too! This hot nympho takes a pounding in all of her holes and receives Danny's cum on her face with a grin!

Lutro Steel and Mike Angelo have been working in their top secret underground research facility for months now, and their ultimate project is nearing completion. With a few more calculations, their experiment is complete, and Lyen Parker rises from her stationary position and grabs Mike's cock! The ultimate sex machine fucks both Lutro and Mike, drains their balls of jizz, then moves on to continue her mission.

I saw Barbie Sins out and about wearing a slutty pink dress that made it look like she was on her way to go partying in Ibiza. I could practically see her big tits from down the road! Barbie needed a lift four and a half hours away, and asked me if I would be her driver. I've wanted to fuck her arse for some time now, and that would be my reward. You kidding? I said yes right away!

When stunning newbie Gianna Dior shows up on the Reality Kings casting couch, she reveals that Bonnie Rotten is one of her all-time favorite pornstars. What she doesn't know is that Bonnie is here and ready to show Gianna the ropes! Bonnie starts off with a lesson in scissoring and eating pussy, then decides to truly get nasty with the sweet and innocent Southern babe, squirting in her face and spitting in her mouth! Next it's time for a lesson in sloppy deepthroat blowjobs, so Bonnie calls in Chad White for Gianna to practice on before the lucky stud fucks both babes hard. It's not a Bonnie Rotten scene until everyone is soaking wet with squirt, and Bonnie delivers before taking Chad's big load on her face!

Georgie Lyall got into my cab with a heavy purple bag, telling me the trains had been cancelled and she had to be in Glasgow for the morning. That's a nightmare journey by taxi, so I told her no, but she tried to sweeten the pot by flashing me her tits. That wasn't enough to justify the journey, so I told her if she let me fuck her in the arse I'd take her. That didn't work for Georgie, but she agreed to stick her tongue in my arse instead. I got in the backseat and she gave me a blowjob, a rimjob, and a titwank, and I came deep inside her pussy!


Thomas and his wife are on their way to visit their friend Sahara and her husband. Sahara's new husband is turned by watching her fuck other men, so with Thomas's wife's back turned, she flashes him her tits, ass, and pussy, and entices him into the kitchen. On the kitchen table, Thomas eats Sahara's pussy, then they sneak up to the bedroom to fuck. Midway through, Thomas's wife walks in on them, but in the throes of passion and Sahara wanking his cock, Thomas decides to finish!

Damaris flagged the taxi down and asked if I could drive her to the center of London. It was a very hot day and she wore a very beautiful dress. Damaris only had Euros with her, and asked if that was okay. I told her I would accept them for a big tip, but she heard tits, and got hers out, then flashed me her pussy! I offered her a free ride to fuck her arse, so I got into the backseat for a horny blowjob, rimjob, and 69. I made her squirt with my fingers, fucked her arse, and then covered her with a massive facial.

I was driving along when I saw Lindsey Cruz again. Parker wasn't with her, which was interesting. Apparently, she couldn't stop thinking about sucking my cock and wanted more. She was very eager to get her pussy eaten, and bossed me around. I loved it! She took a piss on my face, then I made her squirt. I face fucked her to return the favor, then fucked her all over the cab and made her squirt again. After fucking her doggystyle, I came in her with the creampie.

A dark haired honey with tattoos and big boobs named Tory Candi Jackson flagged the cab down and asked if I could take her to the dentist. It was a hot day, so I quickly saw that Tory wasn't wearing any panties. I told her that earned her 20% off her fare, and which point she asked if she could get a better deal if she did more than flash her pussy. I got into the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob, then tongue-fucked my asshole. After a tit-wank with her huge boobs, I fucked her all over the cab, and after getting really sweaty, covered her face and tits in jizz!

I had plans to meet Skyler Mckay but had to run, so I asked Marc to fill in for me. There was some confusion at first, but I passed the keys to Marc so he could drive a little while Skyler grinded her arse on me, then sucked my cock. I came on her big fake tits then really had to leave, at which point Marc got into the backseat to finish the job. Marc fucked Skyler all over the cab, and then fucking her pussy piledriver, pulled out, and covered her in spunk!

Ava Koxxx rushed into the taxi today, asking me to head into town. I found out she was at a man's house shagging when his wife came home, so she dashed out the door without her umbrella or purse. I told her if she wanted a free ride, I'd need to see her big tits. I got into the backseat and ate her pussy, then she twerked her big ass on my face. After a blowjob, rimjob, titwank, and even a footjob, I covered Ava in cum!

It figured that my first job of the day would see Rhiannon Ryder flagging me down. She knew I couldn't resist her pussy, but we had a deal, and I told her she could only get into the cab if she let me have her little arsehole. Rhiannon didn't think her arse was ready for my cock, but she had brought a buttplug to play with. I let her in the car, and she got to work playing with her little arse. Hopping in the backseat, I fucked her pussy and fingered her arse, then covered her from head to tits in cum!

Petite blonde spinner, Kenzie Reeves, is the ultimate anal super cutie. After performing her first lesbian anal scene for LesbianX, Kenzie is back to try anal the HardX way! Kenzie goes hard in this relentless gonzo anal sex scene. With multiple ATM's and high energy anal pounding. No all anal sex scene is better than this!!


I got old John to lend me the cab and picked up a funky haired woman named Liz Rainbow. Liz wanted to go to Milton Keyes, which was a ride that would cost about 90 quid. I told Liz the price, and she scoffed, saying she never paid for cabs in the UK because she always fucks the driver! I thought she was taking the piss, but she flashed me her tits and ass! I pulled over, and she sucked my cock, then I fucked her pussy silly and came all over her back and ass.

Rae Lil Black got into the cab and asked for a ride to the travel agent. Rae was looking to buy a flight back home to Japan, so before she left, I told her we had a little tradition in England. She had already heard it! Lucky for me, Rae was fucking horny. She had brought a collar with her, and had me tie her up with rope. She pissed in her panties while I used a vibrator on her pussy, then she gave me a sloppy blowjob and tongue fucked my arse. I covered her tongue, face, and tits in sperm!

Adriana Chechik and Angela White add an extra challenge to their regular yoga class: vibrating panties! Each hottie controls the other's remote, and Angela takes pleasure in making Adriana's clit buzz when instructor Xander Corvus is helping her stretch out her thighs, so Adriana gets Angela right back when Xander's got his strong hands on her. Xander can't figure out why his best students keep squirting all over him, but when they hungrily swallow his big cock, he's all in! Angela wraps her big natural tits around Xander's dick, and then these nasty nymphos get Xander right where they want him: in their pussies and asses! Xander offers up a huge load that Adriana and Angela share all over their faces.

Blonde UK babe Amber Deen is lying on her bed in a pink dress, and Steve is standing over her. Steve kisses her lips and tits, then leans over and pulls her panties to the side and eats her out. Turned on, Amber gives Steve a sloppy blowjob, then goes back to eating her out. Steve fucks Amber, then pulls out and uses his fingers to make her squirt. Soaking wet, Amber rides Steve cowgirl style so he can put a finger in her ass, then after some doggystyle fucking Steve cums all over her booty!

I saw Ava Austen on the corner today, and she told me her car was in the shop. Ava needed a ride to the beauty spa, and told me she was on her way to get her pussy waxed. Now I love me a hairy pussy, so since she wanted a free ride, I told her I wanted a go at it before it was waxed! I got in the backseat and noticed Ava's tits had gotten bigger, a lovely surprise, then I had my way with her in a kinky fuck that including fisting, a vibrator, and one massive cumshot!

I was feeling silly on the crisp night Lovita Fate knocked on my cab's window. She was wearing a pink top that hardly contained her tits and jean shorts: an outfit that screamed "I want dick!" Lovita was on her way to a male strip club. Apparently, she had won big at bingo, and since she had not seen a naked man in a while, was going to treat herself with her winnings. Well, she was fucking hot, and I had an ace up my sleeve. I told her I would give her a striptease for 2000 Czech, and for 2000 more she could have a surprise. She agreed, so I got my surprise ready...a bright green mankini! After she smacked my ass a few times, she pulled out my cock and tasted dick on her lips for the first time in forever. Make a girl laugh, guys. It'll get you laid!

Lexi Lou flagged the cab down today, a real looker with long legs and a thin waist. As she got into my cab something fell out the door and, being a gentleman, I got out to pick it up for her. It was a butt plug, a butt plug that had been in her ass all day! Her boyfriend wanted to fuck her ass, she tells me, and she was doing a little training. Well, I know a thing or two about anal sex myself, so I offered to help her learn. The little nympho agreed! She slobbered all over my cock with a sloppy blowjob, and then I fucked her ass until I could fit my whole foot in! By the time I drained my balls all over her face and tits, she was ready for anything her boyfriend could throw at her.

I had given Barbie a ride the other week and she thought she might have a go at driving the taxi herself. She was so keen to start that she was already wearing a strap-on when I picked her up! I started filling her in on the protocol when she noticed Honour May on the side of the road. They were old friends, apparently, so Honour hopped right in. Didn't take long for the brunette to get to sucking Barbie's big tits and the strap-on, and she announced how wet her pussy was almost immediately! Barbie fucked Honour a bit in the backseat until I couldn't just watch anymore, so we pulled over for some "coaching." Honour sucked my cock as Barbie fucked her from behind, and then I fucked Barbie as Honour licked my ass! If this is any indication, I think I need to bring on apprentices more often!

Jai got caught in the rain but lucky for her I was passing through the area. When she got in my cab I noticed how dolled up she was, which I thought was odd for an afternoon. Turns out the dirty girl was a stripper on her lunch break from the club! Of course, since she only gets paid at the end of her shift, she had no money, but offered to pay me in other ways. When she started twerking for me in the backseat I knew I was in for a treat. I found us a secluded location, and holy hell, she wasn't kidding when she said she was a party girl! Jai deepthroated my cock like a demon! I fucked her unbelievable tits, then bent her over and pounded her tight pussy to orgasm. By the time I came all over her arse her lunch break was certainly over. Oh well, back to the club with you!

So there I was, minding my own business and setting up my cab for the day's work, when I hear somebody get in behind me! Startled me half to death it did, but when I turned around to defend myself, here's this cheeky brunette wearing a mask. Last I checked Halloween is in October, isn't it? I won't lie to you, it was a fucking horny mask, and when she introduced herself as Maya and told me she wasn't looking for a cab but for another kind of ride, my cock shot stiffened right up! Maya had seen my videos online, so I guess she was looking to see what all the fuss was about. She wasted no time playing with her tits and fingering her shaved pussy as I drove us to a secluded location to park. I went right to work eating her tight pussy, and holy fuck did she taste good! Maya deepthroated my cock like a freak, and then I fucked her to multiple orgasms. Wish I could get more surprises like this one!

Cassidy wanted to go to London, to see the Queen! She was visiting from California, so I offered her to be part of our London taxi tradition, and flash her tits for a free ride. The pretty brunette didn't even hesitate--then she asked me what she would get if she showed me her pussy! Well, that's the kind of offer I love to get! Cassidy had a little bush, and I just loved it. I told her I'm part of a movement to bring back the bush, and that got her so horny, she started fingering herself with her legs in the air. Well, I couldn't let that flexible little dancer get away without giving my cock a little love, so we found a place to park, and that hot babe deepthroated my cock like it was no big deal at all. I fucked her to multiple orgasms, the sweetheart. What a fucking treat! I wish they all could be California girls.

Barbie Sins is one of the best arse lickers in the business, that's for sure. When the buxom blonde wanted to meet me today, I thought she wanted another run at The Bishop, but she made a confession when she got in the car: she was after cock and pussy, and was wondering if she could join our team as a female taxi driver! Of course, this kind of business arrangement requires a certain type of persuasion, if you know what I mean. Barbie and I found a farmers field where she impressed me with some absolutely incredible deepthroating, then I piledrived that tight pink pussy of hers, and launched a massive load of cum on her face. And next week, I'll hand the perfect beauty her own set of keys to the car, and she can go looking for her very own passengers. Please joins us in welcoming new FakeTaxi Driver, Barbie Sins!

When Summer Rose got in my cab today, I admit it: I couldn't stop staring at her tits in that sundress! When I told her, she blushed, and I decided to push my luck and ask her for a little flash in exchange for a free ride. Summer took those big beautiful knockers out of her shirt and squeezed them for me while I watched in the rearview. Then she pulled off her red panties, and showed me her pussy as well! Next thing I knew she was taking a banana out of her purse and using it to pleasure herself, the cheeky minx. But we got to our destination and Summer left the car without giving me any pussy! She did, however, leave her panties. I didn't think she would come back for them, so I was having a little wank when she suddenly knocked on the window to get them back! My nice cock saved the day. We had a lovely rainy-day fuck, and then Summer realized she should probably go home and clean up instead of hitting the library. It's always the quiet ones.

I picked up Marc today who was on his way to a pub called the Cock-Inn. Marc got in the cab and told me I looked like his ex-girlfriend, and also said I looked like a slut! Normally I would've been a miffed, but I was wearing a skirt that barely covered my arse so I couldn't say anything. I told him the best way to find out if I reminded him of his ex was to get balls-deep in my arse. We pulled over and I got into the backseat, and got to giving him a blowjob as he started to play with my pussy. He fucked my face hard with his big cock to the point I had some black tears, then I road him as he sucked my big tits. We got out of the taxi and Marc bent me over the side door so we could have come fun oral, and then after I got off, I let him cover my face with a huge facial!
