
I tried to remain a gentleman when Rhiannon Ryder got into my cab today, but she wasn't even going anywhere: she just flagged me down to get some dick! I thought she was joking, and maybe she was headed to the college again, but then she pulled down her panties and started using a vibrator on her shaved pussy! Bloody hell, I had to get into the backseat as soon I saw she had made herself squirt. I licked all the cum off her pussy, then stuck my big dick down her throat. As I fingered her, I stuck a finger in her arse and she squirted again! Sucking her delicious little tits, I pounded her pussy, then gave her a deep creampie.

I had quite the surprise in the FakeTaxi this morning: Mila Milan had spent the night! I had driven a bit before she woke up, and finding her in the backseat scared the life out of me. She was waiting for a flight, but lost her wallet, so she had nowhere to go. I told her if she wanted to use my taxi as a hotel, she'd have to pay a tenant fee. She had no money, but since I offered her a warm space, she told me I could play with the warm space between her legs! When I saw her big round tits, I agreed to let her suck my cock and lick my arse. We fucked all over the cab, then she wanked me off until I shot a huge load.

Raven-haired beauty Dion De Rossi flagged my cab down from the side of the road. Dion, an Aussie, was headed to the estate agent to rent a flat here in London. She had just moved here, so I told her about my little tradition: a free ride if she flashed me her tits! Well, the ride was ending up quite expensive, so the cheeky Aussie pulled her small boobs right out, then asked if I wanted to fuck her. I stopped for a condom and hopped into the backseat, where she gave me a sloppy blowjob. I made her cum hard with four fingers, then had her eat my arse. After a horny fuck, I came all over her lips!

The moment I saw my girlfriend Eva Johnson, I knew I was in trouble. I had avoided her calls because I was getting so much pussy in the FakeTaxi, and she was proper angry. She hadn't been in the cab long before she was dumping me. She said the sex was good, but I wasn't around, and she was right. I couldn't convince her to keep me, but she still wanted one last fuck! Her big tits and great arse were barely contained in red lingerie, and I was fucking horny. Eva gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, then fucked me good all over the Taxi. Hate to see her go, but I loved watching her leave!

I had gone for a run to overcome my boredom at the office but I messed up my back: luckily for me, our receptionist Kristy Black was a certified masseuse. I rang her on the office phone and asked her if she could come work on my back for a bit while we waited for the next client. Kristy had magic hands, and when she touched my back, I immediately started feeling better. I turned over so she could work on my shoulders, and while the stiffness in my back had resided, I was now stiff somewhere else! Kristy pulled off my towel and started sucking my hard cock, then took off her lab coat to reveal her tits covered by slutty white lingerie. I ate her ass on the exam table, then fucked her pink pussy until my back felt completely better! After some doggystyle and cowgirl, I blasted a huge load all over her tight little asshole.

It was a very cold day, so Rina Ellis's knee-high socks got my attention. She hopped in my cab, and told me she was headed to the dentist to have her wisdom teeth removed. Maybe it was the nerves, but Rina started talking shit about my cab. I told her it was old like me, which made her think of another time she had fucked a taxi driver. Someone who looked like a younger version of me, without the beard. I pulled her leg for a little as I looked up and down at her perky tits, but finally, I confessed: she had been in the Fake Taxi before! She might not have recognized my beard, but now she wanted to rub her pussy on it! Rina rode my face as I ate her pussy, then deepthroated my cock and sucked my big balls. After a rimjob, we 69'd, then I fucked her so hard that I'm sure the cab took more damage...but when I came all over her arse, I didn't give a fuck!

I saw Aubrey Black on the side of the road today, hailing down my cab. I could see her big tits from around the corner! Born in New Zealand but raised in Australia, Aubrey had quite the sexy accent, and an even sexier body! It was her first time here in London, so I told her about my little tradition: flash your tits, get a free ride! Aubrey wasn't falling for it, but when I told her about the American girl I had given a ride to last week who had got her tits right out, I think she got a little jealous. Aubrey went into seduction mode, pulling out her big tits and giving me a peek at her arse. She was a right exhibitionist, so I hopped into the back of the taxi, got all four of my fingers in her pussy and made her squirt! Aubrey was a deepthroat queen, and gave a fucking horny blowjob. I fucked her all over the taxi, then emptied my balls over her pretty face!

I saw Sophie Anderson's big fake tits from around the corner, so when she flagged the cab down I was quite pleased She was a right filthy slut, and started talking about how erect her nipples were the second she sat down! She was teasing me a bit when I saw my old fling Michelle Thorne shivering on the side of the road. Sophie was game to pick her up, so she hopped in to get out of the cold. These two big-titted bimbo sluts had barely know each other 5 minutes before they were fingering each other in the backseat! I couldn't wait to get back there and get a double blowjob from them, and then a double rimjob! Sophie tongue-fucked my arse while Michelle sucked my cock, and then I took turns fucking each of them! When I came all over their faces my t-shirt was a little messy, so I went to change...and the two girls hatched a scheme!


The stunning Pippa Blonde got into my cab today headed to the office blocks across town. Pippa was wearing a tight pink dress that didn't leave much to the imagination, which was the look she was going for seeing as she was on her way to a job interview. I asked her if she had any tricks up her sleeve: she said she had nothing up her sleeve, but did have two great big tits! What if the guy is a pervert, I asked, who wanted a blowjob? Pippa loved the idea! All the sex talk had me horny, and Pippa as well, so we pulled over for a bit of a warm up round. She gave me a sloppy blowjob, then I stuck a finger in her arse and ate her pussy until she came. Pippa deepthroated my cock and balls, and gave me a horny rimjob and footjob, before I fucked her missionary, doggystyle, and piledriver, and then came all over her pussy!

I picked up a curvy woman named Princess Paris today, a redhead with big natural tits. She was dressed in tight leather pants, wearing heels and a leather choker, so I thought I recognized her as one of the promiscuous types who hang around the station. Turns out I had mistaken her for another hot piece of ass, and she was furious! She told me she was shocked, and that I was disrespectful. I tried apologizing, but then she surprised me by offering to play the role and fuck me! I hopped out of the backseat, and the ginger gave me a knee-weakening blowjob, then wanked me off as she gave me a rimjob. I ate her ginger bush pussy, then fucked her until she was dripping wet. After fucking her doggystyle out the side of the cab, I dropped a huge load all over her face!

Adreena hopped into my taxi today, a smart-dressed woman on her way to the library. Wearing a blazer and tights, she seemed like a put-together woman, so when she asked me how the backseats had gotten so worn out, I tried to deflect the question. I didn't want to make her blush! To my surprise, Adreena claimed to be a woman who wasn't easy to shock and pressed the question, saying maybe she would want to recreate what happened. I told her about the girl last week who offered to let me fuck her arse for a free fare, and hearing about it turned Adreena on! I hopped into the backseat with her where she deepthroated my cock, then stuck the pointy nipples on her tits right up into my arse. I fucked her pussy missionary, then bent her over the front seat and we did anal doggystyle. After I stretched her pretty holes, she got on her knees, and I unleashed a monster facial all over her.

Steve Q is behind enemy lines, bleeding and separated from his unit in the Vietnam jungle. Lying under a tree, he resigns himself to his fate...and the director yells cut. Hopping up, Steve gracefully accepts the director's compliments, who tells him awards are in his acting future. The next scene of the day is the love scene between Steve Q and his co-star, Jureka Del Mar. When it comes time for the big kiss, Steve can't help but get a boner, which causes the director and staff to take a coffee break, but also turns Jureka on. Offering to help Steve out, Jureka puts his hands on her tits and starts wanking his dick. After a sloppy blowjob, Jureka takes Steve's thick cock in her pussy, and Steve pounds her doggystyle while sticking two fingers in her ass. By the time Steve cums on Jureka's pussy, the coffee break is over, and the director returns to find he has now shot a very different genre of movie!

Alyssa Divine had dressed for a summer day, but was lucky enough to have her umbrella with her when it started pouring. I was pulling up near her as it started to rain so she flagged me down, and asked if she could get a ride to the tanning shop near the station. She was wearing such a small summer dress that I told her the flashes of pussy lips I was seeing were making me horny. This made Alyssa horny, and she decided to skip the salon to come for a 30 minute ride with me instead. I got in the backseat and stuck a finger in her arse while I played with her clit, then we did it all. She gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, a titwank and a footjob, and then I made her pussy gush by fucking her hard. After a rough facefuck, she wanked my cock and then I came on her face and tits!

It was colder outside than a witch's tits, so when I saw Nova Shields wearing nothing but a skimpy dress and flagging down my cab, I stopped to let her in. She wasn't headed far, just on her way home to pick up her purse. Now I've had women try that trick on me before, and they always run off without paying me. I was about to kick Nova out of my cab when she made me another offer: she spread her legs and offered to pay me in bush! I parked the car and hopped into the backseat, then ate her tight pussy and arse like they were my last meal! I fucked her pussy missionary for a few sexy minutes, then she tongue fucked my arse with a rimbjob! I bent her over the front seat and fucked her in the ass doggystyle, and after more anal, I couldn't hold my load back another second. I exploded all over Nova, and after I had cum, I told her she could ride for free whenever she liked!

A tall woman in a short skirt with a huge bag flagged me down today. She had quite the time getting her luggage into the backseat, but we made it all the same. I recognized the voice a little, a Barcelona cadence, and it turns out she was my old fling Julia de Lucia! It had been some time since we had seen each other, and the Barcelona babe was really enjoying my beard. I told her if she loved my beard so much, why not rub her pussy on it? She didn't want to miss her flight, but she wanted my cock, so she agreed to switch planes. I joined her in the backseat and got down on my knees. I had forgotten how amazing her arse was! Julia brought out the best in me with her big fake tits and perfect pussy. She deepthroated me in almost superhuman fashion, then we fucked standing up on the hood of my car!

There was a Dutch girl on the side of the road hailing my cab today. She was tall, blonde, and wearing fucking horny black stockings. Melody Pleasure wanted a ride to a faraway location, so I asked her if she could pay for it. Not to worry, she told me! We got to chatting about Amsterdam, but then she asked me if I accepted Euros. Euros are no good to me in England, so I needed another form of payment. Since I liked Amsterdam, this blonde babe from Holland decided to give me a little local flavour. She spread her legs and started to play with her tiny tits and pierced pussy. I climbed into the backseat, where she gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, then I fucked her silly! When she put her stocking on my cock, it turned me on so much that I didn't remove it when I gave her a cheeky facial.


They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but it turns out that's also the best way to make her horny! I picked up Maddison Rose, a petite brunette spinner with the most adorable tiny tits, while she was on her way to work. It was a bit late in the morning, but she assured me that wouldn't be a problem: her boss let her come and go as she pleased. Maddison thought their relationship was serious, but then she received a text telling her to stay home. Her boss's wife had found Maddison's panties in his desk and he was breaking things off! This royally angered Maddison, who immediately started planning revenge. Her big idea? She wanted to send him pictures with my cock in her mouth! I offered to take it one step farther and make her a sextape with the cab's cameras. Her revenge became eating my ass and holding up her middle finger for the camera when I came on her face!

Raven haired hottie Catalia Valentine hopped into the cab this morning dressed to the nines. Seeing as it was barely breakfast time, there could only be one explanation for her fancy dress: Catalia was doing the walk of shame! She seemed upset about it too. Apparently the idiot she had gone home with the night before couldn't keep up and left the poor woman unsatisfied. Mid-rant, she realized she had forgotten her bag at the bloke's flat. She offered to flash her tits to pay her fare, but I wanted more than that, especially when I saw her big round arse! I showed her what a real man could do in the taxi's backseat: I made her climax with my fingers and tongue, then fucked her sore! She kept up with me too, enthusiastically giving me a blowjob and sucking my big balls, then taking my hard cock deep inside her tight pussy! She had a kinky mouth on her and never stopped talking dirty, so I rewarded her with a cumshot right on her tongue!

It was a busy day in the Fake Taxi, with many fares coming and going. Lots of pretty ladies (and pretty arses) had sat in my cab that day, and I was starting to get horny. Lucky for me, my next client was Rhiannon Ryder. As she climbed into the back seat, she noticed another client had forgotten their bag. I asked her to check for ID or some way to return it, but when she reached in, she pulled out a dildo! Instead of being embarrassed, Rhiannon slid off her shorts and shoved it right in her pussy. I watched in awe for a few minutes, and when she asked me if I had anything bigger, I couldn't park the car fast enough. Rhiannon was a deepthroat queen: I doubt the world gag was in her vocabulary! She was so sexy with her perky tits out that I had to stop her a few times so I didn't cum too quick, but when I did pop I covered her in jizz from head to toe!

It must've been my lucky day. I was driving down the road when a pretty little number flagged me down. She was wearing a "Popular Sluts Club" t-shirt that showed off her perky little tits, so I figured it would be a fun ride. Liz looked a little familiar, but it wasn't until she mentioned a certain tradition I like to tell my fares about that I remembered who she was. Liz Rainbow threatened to report me for my harmless fun unless I did something for her. She wanted to see my cock, and she wanted it right away. Before I could even get in the backseat, she was devouring my dick like a shipwrecked sailor being offered a steak. I fucked her till she came hard my on cock, smacked her right in the arse, and came all over her pretty little face. I seem to be having a lot of lucky days lately!

It was a bloody cold, rainy day, and I was counting up my earnings at the end of my shift. That's when Skyler McKay came up to my cab needing a ride to a place about an hour's drive. She looked fucking sexy, but it had been a long shift, so I had to turn her away. Skyler persisted, however, and when she told me I could fuck her in the ass if I gave her a ride, she had my full attention! Let me tell you, she had a fucking horny pussy, and this little slut swallowed my big cock right down to the base. After I ate her out, she sat right down deep on my rod, and bounced her petite body up and down like a rollercoaster ride. By the time I was ready to cum, I exploded on her face and big fake tits. Like I told her: for another ride like this one, I'd drive her to Timbuktu if she asked me to!

Angela White had been hiding her deepest sexual desires from her boorish boyfriend, but now that he's gone, she's finally free to seek out what she truly needs. The truth is, Angela wants a man who will dominate her and make her his, body and soul. Markus Dupree has just what Angela needs, knowing when to be velvety soft and when to be rough, making her beg for release as he fucks her tight ass and brings her the passion she's always craved.

When I picked up leather-clad Luna Toxxxic on her way to work as a dominatrix, I had to ask if she could give me a sample! When I offered to trade her a free ride for a free spanking, she soon had me trussed up in the back of the cab like a Christmas turkey! I started to bottle it, but Luna wasn't letting me out that easily, giving my arse a good paddling. She got me nervous when she started running that paddle near my cock, and then she gave my nuts a squeeze! After that, it was my turn to play with her pussy. When I got her where I wanted her, I decided to turn the tables, spanking her arse and fingering her pussy until she called me "Master"! It turns out this domme enjoyed it when I took control, and rode my cock till she squirted. I had one of the biggest loads ever, so I guess you'll have to call me a switch!


When he's playing Detective Drake, actor Brad McQueen (Ryan Ryder) is a total badass, but when the cameras stop rolling, Brad goes into a strop when they bring in stuntman Marc Rose to film his fight scenes for him. Brad's hiding in his trailer when two of his mega-fans, Amber Deen and Tina Kay, sneak onto the set looking for an autograph, leaving Marc to get all the perks of dealing with the hot groupies! Amber and Tina are happy to share Marc's cock in a sloppy blowjob before taking turns riding him and licking each other's pussies, and although they may be there to get star Brad's autograph, Marc is the one who autographs their faces with his spunk!

When I picked up Lyen Parker, this gorgeous tattooed bird didn't know quite where she wanted to go. She told me she needed to visit an estate agent because she just got kicked out of her friend's flat after fucking the friend's boyfriend! So I thought I'd chance asking if she'd like to stay in my spare room rent-free in exchange for shagging me! A woman after my own heart, Lyen's only question was "Are you a good fuck?" so I told her she could see for herself. She liked my cock straight off, rubbing my chap and sucking it, then gave my arsehole a nice long tongue-lashing! After she doubted my sexual prowess I was sure to put in some extra effort as I fucked her fanny and fingered her till she squirted, then licked her pussy till she came on my mouth. After I shot my huge load all over her face, we headed back to mine!

I guess I didn't do such a great job of cleaning the cab after my last fare, because when I picked up redhead Azura Alii she found a pair of lacy knickers. This cheeky bird actually asked if they were mine! She accused me of being a dirty old man, and I tried to deny it but she had me bang to rights. Next thing I know, she's stuffing the thong into her twat and telling me to come get them out with my teeth! I can't turn down an invitation like that, so I got in the back and popped them in her mouth, then fingered her pussy. Not only was she amazing at gagging on The Bishop and grinding on it too, she was brilliant at tongue-fucking my arse! I even fucked her hairy armpit, which was a first for me! This nasty bird sucked me off till I came all over her face!

The fare that flagged me down today was an adorable lass named Kylie Nymphette. Kylie was a ginger honey, and covered in piercings and tattoos. She was headed to the tattoo parlor to get a new piercing, so I asked to see some she already had. To my surprise, Kylie flashed me her tits! I asked her if she had any lower on her body, and wouldn't you know it, she spread her legs until her tights ripped! Her pussy wasn't even pierced, she was just horny. Kylie rode my face as I ate her pussy, then she gave me a blowjob and a rimjob. I pierced her pussy with my own needle (I call him The Bishop), then came deep inside her with a creampie!

I love Spanish women because they always have big, sexy arses, so when Montse Swinger got into the cab I had a big smile on my gob. Montse was on vacation in England, but only had euros to pay me! I told her I couldn't accept that currency, so she offered me a currency accepted worldwide: a blowjob. I wasn't about to turn down that sort of treat, and she already had her tongue and tits out by the time I got to the backseat. Montse gave me one hell of a blowjob and then tugged my cock while eating my arse. I fucked her tight pussy all over the cab before she wanked me off onto her tongue. I covered her with a facial!

I picked up Louise Lee, and she was dressed very festive wasn't she? Looking like a proper Missus Claus she was. Louise was headed to a work party, and was disappointed none of her co-workers were the type to duck into a closet and play with her tits. I told her if it was cock she was after, that she could have a grab of mine, and the saucy minx loved the idea. I got into the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob, then I ate her pussy. Louise then tongue-fucked my arse which made me harder than diamonds, and I fucked her hard until I covered her with a facial!

One gorgeous Mexican minx got into the Fake Taxi today. She only had euro on her, which I could not accept, so she asked me if sucking my cock might be better payment. Blowjobs are certainly a currency I will accept, and anyone who knows me knows how much I love Latinas! I found us a quiet spot to pull over while she showed me her tits and arse, then I headed to the backseat where she gave me an enthusiastic blowjob! I fucked her pussy and she gave me a footjob, then I glazed her face with a facial.
