
Jai got caught in the rain but lucky for her I was passing through the area. When she got in my cab I noticed how dolled up she was, which I thought was odd for an afternoon. Turns out the dirty girl was a stripper on her lunch break from the club! Of course, since she only gets paid at the end of her shift, she had no money, but offered to pay me in other ways. When she started twerking for me in the backseat I knew I was in for a treat. I found us a secluded location, and holy hell, she wasn't kidding when she said she was a party girl! Jai deepthroated my cock like a demon! I fucked her unbelievable tits, then bent her over and pounded her tight pussy to orgasm. By the time I came all over her arse her lunch break was certainly over. Oh well, back to the club with you!

So there I was, minding my own business and setting up my cab for the day's work, when I hear somebody get in behind me! Startled me half to death it did, but when I turned around to defend myself, here's this cheeky brunette wearing a mask. Last I checked Halloween is in October, isn't it? I won't lie to you, it was a fucking horny mask, and when she introduced herself as Maya and told me she wasn't looking for a cab but for another kind of ride, my cock shot stiffened right up! Maya had seen my videos online, so I guess she was looking to see what all the fuss was about. She wasted no time playing with her tits and fingering her shaved pussy as I drove us to a secluded location to park. I went right to work eating her tight pussy, and holy fuck did she taste good! Maya deepthroated my cock like a freak, and then I fucked her to multiple orgasms. Wish I could get more surprises like this one!

Cassidy wanted to go to London, to see the Queen! She was visiting from California, so I offered her to be part of our London taxi tradition, and flash her tits for a free ride. The pretty brunette didn't even hesitate--then she asked me what she would get if she showed me her pussy! Well, that's the kind of offer I love to get! Cassidy had a little bush, and I just loved it. I told her I'm part of a movement to bring back the bush, and that got her so horny, she started fingering herself with her legs in the air. Well, I couldn't let that flexible little dancer get away without giving my cock a little love, so we found a place to park, and that hot babe deepthroated my cock like it was no big deal at all. I fucked her to multiple orgasms, the sweetheart. What a fucking treat! I wish they all could be California girls.

Barbie Sins is one of the best arse lickers in the business, that's for sure. When the buxom blonde wanted to meet me today, I thought she wanted another run at The Bishop, but she made a confession when she got in the car: she was after cock and pussy, and was wondering if she could join our team as a female taxi driver! Of course, this kind of business arrangement requires a certain type of persuasion, if you know what I mean. Barbie and I found a farmers field where she impressed me with some absolutely incredible deepthroating, then I piledrived that tight pink pussy of hers, and launched a massive load of cum on her face. And next week, I'll hand the perfect beauty her own set of keys to the car, and she can go looking for her very own passengers. Please joins us in welcoming new FakeTaxi Driver, Barbie Sins!

When Summer Rose got in my cab today, I admit it: I couldn't stop staring at her tits in that sundress! When I told her, she blushed, and I decided to push my luck and ask her for a little flash in exchange for a free ride. Summer took those big beautiful knockers out of her shirt and squeezed them for me while I watched in the rearview. Then she pulled off her red panties, and showed me her pussy as well! Next thing I knew she was taking a banana out of her purse and using it to pleasure herself, the cheeky minx. But we got to our destination and Summer left the car without giving me any pussy! She did, however, leave her panties. I didn't think she would come back for them, so I was having a little wank when she suddenly knocked on the window to get them back! My nice cock saved the day. We had a lovely rainy-day fuck, and then Summer realized she should probably go home and clean up instead of hitting the library. It's always the quiet ones.

I picked up Marc today who was on his way to a pub called the Cock-Inn. Marc got in the cab and told me I looked like his ex-girlfriend, and also said I looked like a slut! Normally I would've been a miffed, but I was wearing a skirt that barely covered my arse so I couldn't say anything. I told him the best way to find out if I reminded him of his ex was to get balls-deep in my arse. We pulled over and I got into the backseat, and got to giving him a blowjob as he started to play with my pussy. He fucked my face hard with his big cock to the point I had some black tears, then I road him as he sucked my big tits. We got out of the taxi and Marc bent me over the side door so we could have come fun oral, and then after I got off, I let him cover my face with a huge facial!

I was fucking horny and ready to hunt for cock when John stopped me. John told me he was horny and wanted his balls drained, so I couldn't have the cab. Fuck that, I said, and told John I'd drain his balls myself before going out to search for more sperm. He fucked my face good then came all over my tongue, and soon enough I was out on the road. When I picked up Axel Aces, I quickly found him staring at my tits, so I got them out even more. Since he was cheeky, I thought it was fair play to tell him I wanted some hard cock to fuck my tight pussy. We pulled over and I sucked his cock, then ate his arse and all the while, I played with my clit. I kept up the dirty talk the entire shag session, because I really wanted Axel to give it to me rough and dirty. Let me tell you, Axel did not disappoint, and I got to swallow a second load!

It was my first day driving the Fake Taxi and I was as excited as I was horny! When Masked Maya got into the cab I thought she was a robber, but it quickly became apparent that the only thing she would steal was my heart. Maya was on her way to a sex party. I had never been to one so I asked some questions, and Maya offered to give me a demonstration in the backseat! I played with her naughty Desi tits, then as we ate each other out in 69, John opened the door saying it was his turn to get some pussy. I gave John a sloppy rimjob while Maya sucked his cock, then each of us took turns riding the Bishop until we came. Finally, Maya jerked John off to completion, then I licked the cum off his cock and kissed my new masked friend.


It was a scorching hot day when I picked up lovely Lola Marie. She asked me to take it easy on the bumps because she'd drank so much water, she had to pee very badly! But the bumps got the better of her, and she pissed a little in the back of my car. I found a place to park so we could clean it up, but it was so soaked into the seat, I had to tell the gorgeous ebony babe that I would have to charge her a cleaning fee. When Lola disagreed, I had a better idea: I took her water bottle and sprayed water all over her little white shirt! Now she could charge me the same fee. Even Steven! Lola stripped out of those wet clothes in the back of the taxi, and as soon as I saw her there, legs open, nipples hard, my dick went up, and we realized what we could do while we waited for her clothes to dry. We had a nice hard fuck, after which I sprayed my spunk all over Lola's face. I certainly know how to leave my mark.

Trouble got in my taxi today, saying she was up to no good. The very sexy Emma Louise was on her way to see her boyfriend but I asked if she would like to get up to no good with me first! I'd missed that sexy little body of hers: those big fake tits, that tight little pussy, that tiny waist. She started flashing me and teasing me and when I told her it was just plain mean, the little tart said she had an idea, kind of a surprise, that she thought I might like. I jumped in the back with the gorgeous little babe, and we had a fine time while she sucked me off, taking me deep into that amazing endless throat of hers. Then I shagged her tiny little arse, and came so spectacularly, it left me shaking, and I almost dropped the camera. I told Emma it was so good, I was going to break my one rule, and have a kiss and a cuddle with her afterwards--but that led to Emma offering to peg me with a strap-on she had in her purse...

Gorgeous hot-pink-haired fetish model Alexxa Vice was on her way to do some promotion at a local sex shop that was launching some new fetish stuff. She showed me the leather dominatrix bra and panties she was wearing underneath her big coat, and her nipples were just spilling out! She was feeling frisky before the show, so I asked her just how frisky, since she'd gotten me horny showing off her outfit. Alexxa invited me to hop in the back and warm her up for her performance. And what a warm-up it was! An incredible deepthroater, Alexxa had my cock all the way in her throat, so her nose was touching my belly, with no problem at all. We had an incredible rough fuck, then out of nowhere, she stuck my cock in her tight arse! She is one special treat.

Beautiful dark-haired MILF Ella Bella was on her way to the publishing house for her first day temping as a secretary, but she had to stop somewhere for a wee. I found a nice grassy place, and while she was squatting behind the door, I walked up behind her as a surprise! She told me I was turning her on a little bit, that it was quite horny, me watching, and she thought it would be quite rude of her to not stick my cock in her gorgeous mouth, since I had already taken it out. She tongue-fucked my arse without even asking, while wanking my dick at the same time, and I had to go inside the car to sit down, it was making me weak. I gave her a nice rimjob as well, and fingered her until she came hard, then she jerked me with those sexy stocking feet of hers. I think after all that hardcore shagging, she's gonna have a great day at her new job--just as soon as she cleans the cum off!

Well, you know what they say, an arse for an arse, until everyone is shagged! I drove past Miss Jasmine Lau today, a beautiful lady in a little pink sundress, and turned around to offer her a ride. She didn't know it, but she is just my type. Dark hair, creamy skin, hot as fuck. She was on her way to the park at the top of town to do some sunbathing, and told me she had a boyfriend of five years, but it turned out that she was just lying to prevent being hit on! Jasmine had always wondered what it would be like to shag an older guy, so she agreed to a date with me, and we decided there was no time like the present. I brought her to my special place, and the cheeky darling went straight for my cock! After a nice blowjob, I licked her pussy and made her squirt, then she evened the score with a lovely rimjob. I fucked that pretty sunbather and left her with a massive, dripping creampie. She said it was a fucking awesome first date, and I could take her out again, and I absolutely intend to. That was fucking incredible.

"Fuck me," I said when Skyler Mckay got into the taxi, "what a lovely pair of fun bags you got there!" Skyler didn't recognize me at first, and I noticed she had made a few enhancements too. I had shaved my beard, it being summer and all, but when she realized she could ride my face again, Skyler asked me to pull over right away. She squirted on my face and then I ate her out, then Skyler gave me one hell of a horny blowjob and rimjob. After a quick tit wank, I fucked Skyler silly in the backseat of the taxi. Playing with her pussy, I then turned my attention to her arse. She had a banana she put up there, but I thought the Bishop might do her a lot more favors! I fucked her arse hard, then she gave me more sloppy head before I came all over her face!

Picked up beauty blonde Sienna today, on her way to the airport, and she didn't recognize me on account of my beard disguise! She was on her way to Marbella, eager for dick, but had a couple of hours before her flight. I suggested since she was so eager, maybe I could bend her over and pound her ass with my cock! I was barely in the backseat, and I had my fingers in that hot minx's amazing arse. I had forgotten that Sienna was a veritable blowjob queen. She loves it sloppy, and gives excellent rimjobs with that long tongue of hers. I think that was the first time I've had two fingers in my arse! Sienna loves to have her ass fucked almost as much as her pussy, so I got to work on the tight little tart, pounding as hard as I could, then I came all over her face and tits and hair, and everywhere! My legs were fucking shaking! As for Sienna, she was absolutely covered in cum, and while it dripped from her face, the cheeky fucker announced herself "airport ready!"

I was having a nice time driving the Female Fake Taxi today when I pulled over to pick up Marc. Marc was headed to the new gym that had just opened up and was going to walk there, but flagged me down because it was so bloody cold! Marc had some nice arms on him and it made me horny, so I asked to see more skin. As I found us somewhere to park, Marc opened his shirt, then started wanking his cock. As I watched him, I started playing with my pussy and pinching my tits, getting myself nice and wet. I got in the backseat and he spanked me good while I sucked his dick, then we fucked all over the cab. When all was said and done Marc was kind enough to give me a huge facial!


Rebecca Jane Smith was on her way to the pub to meet with her girlfriends, and was intent to getting to the bottom of a rumor she'd heard! Apparently one of her friends had had a tryst with a female taxi driver in the area, and Rebecca was curious if I knew this kind of thing was going on! I asked if she was interested in women, and when she said yes, I decided to be a nice guy and offer to introduce her to our Ava. And since the horny MILF seemed to need a little loving, I offered her a chance at some cab driver cock as well! We found a place to park and I nibbled on those incredible hard nipples of hers before licking her pussy. Rebecca rode me like a professional in the backseat, then she gave me a titty fuck, rim job, and foot job, to boot! What a lucky thing I was coming along when this tart was on her way out! Ava is in for some treat when she meets this little filth monster, let me tell you!

April was struggling to bring her painting supplies to her new flat, so I played hero and gave the damsel in distress the chance to grab a cab to her place. When she asked for some help to get her paint cans up to the top, I couldn't say no to the gorgeous little spinner. Once we got upstairs, she offered me a cup of tea, then realized she didn't have the things needed, so I suggested she could offer me something else. April called me cheeky, then beckoned me over to her. She confessed she loved sucking dick, and got down on her knees on the carpet to give me a demonstration. I fucking love a babe in glasses, gagging on my cock! I loved April's tiny titties so much, and that little round ass of hers. Her pussy felt like a velvet pocket, it was just amazing. The perfect home for The Bishop to work out his pent-up energy! The saucy tart told me I could come around for coffee anytime. I promised I would, and I'd bring the cream!

"Hang on," said Rhiannon Ryder as she got into my cab, "I thought I was the biggest slut in the village!" I had to inform her she was mistaken. We were wearing similar outfits, but I was driving the Fake Taxi, wasn't I? Rhiannon took that as a challenge, and insisted I join her in the backseat. We started some mutual masturbation while feeling each other's tits, and my pussy was immediately dripping wet. Rhiannon and I engaged in some tribbing, then a sexy 69 where I ate her ass, and we were about to really turn up the volume when John opened the door! Perfect timing, because now we were able to see who the real "biggest slut" was!

Hot blonde estate agent Barbie Sins told me all her clients were friendly and had great service from her, but I still believe they're all crooks! I was telling her about having my estate praised for 1.8 million as I drove her to work, but I was having difficulty tearing my eyes away from her incredible body, especially those massive tits popping out from her top. As soon as I mentioned the money, Barbie got a lot more friendly with me, offering me a free inspection, wanting a piece of the commission for herself! I told her she'd have to do a lot more than that, and she answered she would bend over backwards to get the sale. She wasn't lying! She invited me into the back to show me just how far she was willing to go, and as soon as she started deepthroating my cock, I knew the horny bird meant business! She tongue-fucked my arse, then rode me like a banshee to ensure she got the work, and made me cum so hard, I think I just might think about it! Talk about an enterprising slut!

I picked up Sasha Steele today to introduce her to my new beard and see if she was still up for driving the taxi sometimes, and she looked fucking hot, all dressed up for summer. I had an appointment with my hot lady doctor, so I couldn't stay long, especially since she was giving me a prostate exam! But sneaky Sasha pointed out that the doctor couldn't give me a prostate massage with her tongue the way that Sasha could! So I said fuck the doctor's, and went ass-backwards into the backseat, to see if Sasha could touch my prostate. Sasha gives amazing rim jobs, one of the best I've ever had, and she's no slouch at gagging on cock, either. I fingered her pussy while she sucked me off, then I pulled her lace panties to the side so she could ride me. The Bishop got a proper bashing, then Sasha rode my face to fulfill her wish of soaking my beard in pussy juice!

Stacey Saran was looking rather fine when she stepped in my cab today in her little blue sundress with those long legs on display, and that big floppy sunhat. All posh and proper! Of course, she didn't recognize me at first due to my new beard. As I caught her up on the drama with the jealous boyfriend in Kent, her huge tits were bouncing all over my rearview mirror, so I asked the busty brunette if she'd like to get reacquainted! Stacey said yes, and when we stopped at my new spot, the sexy minx showed me how she could swallow cock, then wrapped me up in those massive knockers of hers for a beautiful tittyfuck. I'd forgotten about her amazing rimjobs. Stacey is really second to none when it comes to eating arse! I fucked her good and rough, then gave her a few minutes to clean the cum off her ass before I dropped her off for shopping and lunch, free of charge!

I was driving the FakeTaxi today when I saw Ben Kelly, a smartly dressed businessman, flagging down the cab. He was headed to Ashford for a meeting, so we got to chatting as I drove along the road. Ben told me he had heard about some dirty old taxi driver who was going around picking up women. Some kind of dirty man he was, who drove around and had girls lick his arse! Shame, said Ben, there were no female taxi drivers that did that. I told him to get his cock out and start wanking for me. His eyes went wide, but he complied, then I got into the backseat and gave him a blowjob. I got my big tits out for him to suck on, then gave him a rimjob. When he was nice and turned on, he fucked my pussy until I climaxed, and then he came so hard that I had to thank him for the spunk!

Still on the lam from my former Kent driving life, I met up with Michelle Thorne today to tell her why I'd been hiding out. She couldn't believe the story, and was glad I was okay. Of course, she was looking super fit with those enormous tits of hers poking out of that little dress! And I do have a soft spot for sexy blonde MILFs. I didn't need to go out on the prowl at all, with Michelle's delicious pussy right in my backseat! And with all the rumours going around, the poor tart hadn't been able to get her naughties in a while either. Michelle played with her pussy while I drove us to my brand new shagging spot. She knows exactly where my sweet spots are, the horny bird! She gave me a fantastic gagging blowjob and when my cock was nice and wet, I got the best tittyfuck with those incredible knockers. I left her pussy dripping with my cum. Always a lovely sight, and always a lovely time with the spectacular Michelle Thorne!


I picked up Ava today, and had to explain why I was in disguise! The reason I'd disappeared for a while is some bloke found out I fucked his girl in the taxi, and then he cut my brake lines, almost causing me to crash! I can never go back to Kent again, it's true. I told Ava our plans were back on, then started to drive her back to town, but she was having none of it! She'd put on a pretty dress, left off her pants, and come 90 minutes to meet me, she said. And though I was on the hunt for new pussy, I do love Ava's amazing twat as well. So I found us a place to park where she could play with my beard and I could eat her snatch the way she likes. As usual, Ava was a total treat to fuck, down for some ass eating, and even drank my cum out of a little baggie in the end! Good thing she forgot her lunch, so she had lots of room to drink my protein shake!

My husband hasn't been fucking me recently, and I've been fucking horny. I met John in his taxi and he gave me the hard cock I've been missing, but even John couldn't keep up with my needs, so he let me take his taxi out for a ride. Wouldn't you know it, the first bloke I saw was my husband Marc! The dirty bastard had been fucking one of the local girls! It turned Marc on that I was on the prowl for men, and I wanted to taste the cunt juice on his cock, so we pulled the taxi over for some martial bliss. I gave Marc's hard cock a nice blowjob, then he ate my pussy and gave my big arse a rimjob! I pulled out my big titties, Marc's favourite, and then rode him in the backseat of the cab. Outside, I returned the rimjob favour, then we got back into the backseat and he creampied me. After we cleaned up, I sent him home to cook dinner! Marriage, eh?

Paris was bored with her college classes today, so she skipped off to meet her boyfriend, but when she found out I knew one of the professors there, the punky babe begged me not to tell him! She was right. I didn't feel good taking her away from the college, where they are very strict, so I told the pretty redhead I was going to have to bring her back! Paris thought flashing her tiny tits at me would make a difference, but I wasn't sure--until she said let's make a deal, and wiggled out of her jeans to show me her super tight ass! Paris loved giving head, and said her BF wasn't a big fan. I certainly was! That spinner could deepthroat! I spanked her ass as punishment for leaving college, and she loved it so much, I stuck my thick cock in her tight pussy and pounded her like the naughty student she was!

Izzy was on her way to shop in Pariska, the most expensive shopping district in Belgrade, so I'd already guessed she was a snob, but it was much worse than that! She wouldn't make conversation on the drive, and then flat-out told me she doesn't speak to taxi drivers! In fact, she said only takes taxis to help out the poor folks who can't afford to shop in a place like Pariska! Izzy said she could buy my car, and me, and enforce a strict no-speaking rule. Then she threw a bunch of cash on the floor of the cab and told me to lick her ass clean! I don't need a rich bitch's pity cash. I told Izzy I love my job, and my taxi cab, and I would eat her ass for free! I fucked the naughty elitist through the slut hatch, then made her squirt all over the backseat. After I blew a massive load on her juicy ass, I took just enough money for the cab, and told Izzy she could stick the rest where the sun doesn't shine!

Jamie answered our advert, and came in looking quite elegant for her casting. The sultry brunette told me about some sex parties she'd been organizing with friends, so she was already in the business, and interested in expanding her work. We spoke a little business, and determined she liked women, watersports, and was okay with a cheeky tongue or a finger in her arse, but nothing bigger! I complimented her amazing arse, then asked her to strip down to her shoes and sexy stockings for me. Jamie masturbated like an expert, then let me finger her tight pussy and asshole before I fucked her. Such a sensual bird, and squirts like a water fountain! It was absolutely fantastic. I hope I get to see her again.

I hate it when people are late, but today, I had a chick come one week early! Sienna Day was disappointed to find out she had the wrong date, particularly because she'd let her pussy hair grow out for me, and had worn a butt plug all the way to the casting--nearly an hour on the train! Now, Sienna knows I'm a sucker for a nice bush, and as soon as I got my hands on it, I couldn't let her go home. The cheeky blonde bent over to show me the pretty jeweled plug she had in her arse, then I ordered her to get on her knees and suck me off under my desk. I love a bird who knows how to take instruction! She gave me the spittiest, sloppiest deepthroat blowjob, even licking my arse, then she sat her tight pussy on my dick in reverse cowgirl and rode me hard and fast. After some rough doggy, I took that plug out of her arse and slid my big cock in there. I loved how her tits bounced as I pounded her, all soft and perfect above me. It was such a good fuck, I actually told Sienna to stop, I couldn't take anymore!

I'm not the brightest bloke, but it's not like me to forget a date with a woman as hot and horny as Miss Eva Johnson! Still, when she stuck her head in my taxi window today and started yelling, I was pretty surprised. I asked her to get in the car so I could apologize, but Eva said the only way she would calm down was if I fucked her ass! Well, it seemed like I was getting the best end of the deal there, but when Eva speaks, Eva gets! I drove us to our new shagging spot while the hot brunette wiggled her sexy arse for me. She gave me such amazing head, she made my dick throb. I licked her tight pussy and made her cum once, then I fingered her until she squirt! Eva bent over through the slut hatch so I could fuck her doggy and get her asshole ready, then I gave her a nice rough anal fuck, just like she ordered! Then I put her sexy stockings over my cock for my grand footjob finish. No woman can stay mad at The Bishop! I made a date for next week with the saucy tart.

It was Lady Bug's first appointment, and I had to leave her alone in my office to get a form for her to complete. I had told the pretty brunette about the cameras in the office, how we're recording for training for the local medical school. Perhaps she wasn't listening, because when I left the room, she started exploring: playing with equipment, and poking through things. She even started making sexual advances toward the full-sized skeleton we use for teaching! Of course, I didn't see all of this until later. I didn't know that she'd also found some love balls on my desk and had put them in her pussy during our consultation! When I found them during the exam, Lady Bug admitted her theft. To punish her, I rubbed her pussy to orgasm using her new toys. Lady Bug rewarded me by sucking my massive cock, then letting me fuck her on the exam table. She screamed so loud, I thought the neighbors might call the cops, but it was worth it to get the video. I told her I'd send her a copy.
