
When Sade hopped in my cab today, I didn't expect she'd ask to go dogging. This bird looked way too innocent to be up at the commons, sticking her bum out of windows for strange men. But she said something about her boyfriend being into it, so who am I to judge? People do the freakiest things for love. When we got to the meeting spot, there was no one about, and not being the type to leave a damsel in distress, I offered to help the randy slut by giving it a go with her. Sade stripped down to her stockings and let me feel her tits through the window before inviting me into the backseat to fuck. After I spilled my cum across her perfect ass, the cheeky tart asked to take my card, in case she'd like to try it again!

Melody Pleasure got into the Fake Taxi today, and she was headed to the South Bank. We got to driving, and I noticed I needed to fill up the tank, so I pulled into a station to get some petrol. When I went to pay for the petrol, I noticed I had no cash in my wallet, which was weird, because I knew for sure I had some when I left. Getting back in the car, I quickly deduced that Melody had stolen it. She confessed she had forgotten her wallet, and had no way to pay! I would've called the police, but she offered a deal, that we could go somewhere quiet and I could hop in the back. I told her the quickest way to a man's heart was through his arse, and she had a long tongue. Melody put on a show for me in the backseat, flashing her pretty tits and her round arse, then sucked my cock and gave me a rimjob. I fucked her hard in the backseat, then she stuck a finger in my arse and I covered her in cum!

A sexy blonde named Karlie Simons got into the taxi today. Karlie was on her way to the sunbooth shop up by the station to get a spray tan done. I tried to listen to her speak, but I couldn't shake the feeling that she reminded me of my ex. Not that my ex was blonde, but she did have a fucking amazing arse. Karlie called me a cheeky so and so, but I could tell she was flattered. My motto is you don't ask you don't get, so I asked if she would flash me her arse if I paid for her spray tan. For the tan and a free ride (and after she had felt how hard the Bishop was for her) Karlie agreed to let me jump into the backseat and play with her big tits, then she gave me a fucking horny blowjob. She bounced her big arse on my cock before I fucked her doggystyle, then I came all over her face!

Alexxa Vice startled me by sneaking up from outside the Fake Taxi today. It had been a while since I had seen Alexxa, but she had decided she wanted to take the car out for a spin. I told her I'd let her have the keys if she could fit her whole fist up her arse. She gave it a good and succeeded, so I tossed her the keys. She asked me to fuck her before heading out, so she rode my cock as I sucked her tits. I fucked Alexxa's arse, then came all over the naughty freak!

I saw Barbie Sins out and about wearing a slutty pink dress that made it look like she was on her way to go partying in Ibiza. I could practically see her big tits from down the road! Barbie needed a lift four and a half hours away, and asked me if I would be her driver. I've wanted to fuck her arse for some time now, and that would be my reward. You kidding? I said yes right away!

Damaris flagged the taxi down and asked if I could drive her to the center of London. It was a very hot day and she wore a very beautiful dress. Damaris only had Euros with her, and asked if that was okay. I told her I would accept them for a big tip, but she heard tits, and got hers out, then flashed me her pussy! I offered her a free ride to fuck her arse, so I got into the backseat for a horny blowjob, rimjob, and 69. I made her squirt with my fingers, fucked her arse, and then covered her with a massive facial.

I was driving along when I saw Lindsey Cruz again. Parker wasn't with her, which was interesting. Apparently, she couldn't stop thinking about sucking my cock and wanted more. She was very eager to get her pussy eaten, and bossed me around. I loved it! She took a piss on my face, then I made her squirt. I face fucked her to return the favor, then fucked her all over the cab and made her squirt again. After fucking her doggystyle, I came in her with the creampie.

Dex Bannon (Ryan Ryder), intergalactic space taxi driver, receives a call from his boss Drake about a last minute delivery. At the end of his work day, Dex is less than thrilled to have to make another stop, especially when it turns out his "cargo" is the Princess of Mars (Alyssa Divine)! Reports come across the news that the Princess has been kidnapped, but Dex quickly finds out she ran away in order to experience sexual delights. Asking the taxi driver to show her a good time, Dex sucks her royal tits and eats her regal ass, then fucks her throat. Fucking all over the taxi, Dex cums all over the Princess!


A dark haired honey with tattoos and big boobs named Tory Candi Jackson flagged the cab down and asked if I could take her to the dentist. It was a hot day, so I quickly saw that Tory wasn't wearing any panties. I told her that earned her 20% off her fare, and which point she asked if she could get a better deal if she did more than flash her pussy. I got into the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob, then tongue-fucked my asshole. After a tit-wank with her huge boobs, I fucked her all over the cab, and after getting really sweaty, covered her face and tits in jizz!

Rae Lil Black got into the cab today, a sexy Japanese minx who was in the UK for the first time. Seeing as it was her first time here, I told her about our little tradition, how if a lady flashes her tits, they get their ride for free. Rae was into the idea, especially when I told her if I could have a piece of that ass I would drive her around for her vacation for free! I got in the back and Rae gave me a sloppy blowjob, then I fucked that tight Asian pussy inside the cab, then outside on the hood. After I got my fix, I covered her with a massive facial!

I had plans to meet Skyler Mckay but had to run, so I asked Marc to fill in for me. There was some confusion at first, but I passed the keys to Marc so he could drive a little while Skyler grinded her arse on me, then sucked my cock. I came on her big fake tits then really had to leave, at which point Marc got into the backseat to finish the job. Marc fucked Skyler all over the cab, and then fucking her pussy piledriver, pulled out, and covered her in spunk!

Ava Koxxx rushed into the taxi today, asking me to head into town. I found out she was at a man's house shagging when his wife came home, so she dashed out the door without her umbrella or purse. I told her if she wanted a free ride, I'd need to see her big tits. I got into the backseat and ate her pussy, then she twerked her big ass on my face. After a blowjob, rimjob, titwank, and even a footjob, I covered Ava in cum!

It's Halloween in the Space Taxi, and pilot Amber Deen is ready for a spooky time! A being from another dimension throws the Space Taxi out of overspace and into another reality, then invades the ship. Coached by the ship's computer to avoid eye contact with an entity that becomes the viewer's greatest fear, Amber outsmarts it by willing it into a sexual being instead! First appearing in the feminine form as the beautiful Honour May, the entity sucks Amber's big tits and eats her pussy, then morphs into its masculine form of Stirling Cooper and fucks her doggystyle! After some tribbing, 69, a sloppy blowjob, and a huge cumshot, the entity allows Amber to go along on her way!

It figured that my first job of the day would see Rhiannon Ryder flagging me down. She knew I couldn't resist her pussy, but we had a deal, and I told her she could only get into the cab if she let me have her little arsehole. Rhiannon didn't think her arse was ready for my cock, but she had brought a buttplug to play with. I let her in the car, and she got to work playing with her little arse. Hopping in the backseat, I fucked her pussy and fingered her arse, then covered her from head to tits in cum!

I got old John to lend me the cab and picked up a funky haired woman named Liz Rainbow. Liz wanted to go to Milton Keyes, which was a ride that would cost about 90 quid. I told Liz the price, and she scoffed, saying she never paid for cabs in the UK because she always fucks the driver! I thought she was taking the piss, but she flashed me her tits and ass! I pulled over, and she sucked my cock, then I fucked her pussy silly and came all over her back and ass.

Charlie Red got into the car today, a beautiful redhead with a nice body. Charlie was coming from her friend's hen party, and kept telling me how horny the male strippers were making her. When we arrived at the destination, Charlie realized she had lost her wallet. We drove back to her friend's house, but nobody was home, so I told her I'd be interested in seeing her strip for me as payment. Charlie was already horny, so she agreed, and showed me her pert boobs, then shook her ass. She asked to see my dick, so I took it out, and seeing it, she invited me to the backseat. Charlie sucked my cock in the backseat, then rode me fast and hard! I fucked her shaved wet pussy until I pulled out and came all over her pussy.


I was driving along when I saw Queenie B standing there in a tiny skirt, looking like she was ready for some fun. She got in the taxi, and already knew my name. Seems her friend Emma had told her about me, and since Queenie needed a seeing too, she asked me if I would fuck her. I knew it wasn't a trap when she showed me her pussy, and then stuck her bare arse through the hatch! I got in the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob and rimjob, then I fingered her hard until she came. I fucked that wet pussy well, and she wanked me off to cum all over her tits!

I hadn't seen busty Welsh MILF Stacy Saran in a while, so I was quite happy to see her flagging down my cab. I had to make a stop at the bank, and Stacy was kind enough to give me a good luck flash. When I got back to the car, I found Stacy in the middle of fiddling with her pussy with a vibrator! All horny, Stacy asked me for some real cock, and I was more than happy to oblige. I ate her pussy on the backseat of the car, then she gave me a horny blowjob and ate my arse. After a footjob and some kinky sex, I came all over those huge tits!

A brunette woman named Freya Dee got into my taxi today. Freya was on her way to a job interview, so she asked if I minded she change while we drove there. I definitely didn't mind getting to see her perky boobs and round ass. As we drove, my car started to overheat, and I had to pull over. I told Freya we would have to wait for the engine to cool down before we could continue, and suggested she show me her panties again to pass the time. One thing led to another, and before Iknew it, I was eating Freya's pink pussy! After she gave me a horny blowjob, I fucked Freya hard until I could pull out and cum!

Baby Nichols got into my taxi today, and she asked me to drive her to the Old Town Square. Baby was from Venezuela, and it was her first time visiting Prague. I could've sworn I had seen her before, so I asked where I knew her from. Baby told me she was a lingerie model, and I asked if she could model for me in exchange for a discount on the fare. It took some convincing, but Baby eventually started giggling, and then showed me her nice ass. Turning around, she showed me her boobs and let me touch, then leaned into the front and asked to see my dick. I got into the back seat and introduced her to it up close and personal, and she swallowed all my cum!

Sweet Angelina got into my taxi today wearing a very nice dress. Angelina was headed for Lidicka, and not having a very good day. She told me she had been at a casting, and it had not gone well. I tried to cheer her up by telling her I knew a friend with a casting company, and I could send him some pictures of her. Angelina took off her dress and showed me her nice boobs in her underwear, then turned around so I could see her bum. She wanted to thank me for helping her, so she offered me a blowjob, and I wasn't about to turn her down. We parked, I got in the backseat, and she started sucking my cock. This made her horny, so she took my dick in her pink pussy, then let me cover her with a facial.

I had called Elizabeth Romanova and asked her to meet me, because I had to get something off my chest. I told her it was time to hang up the keys to the cab and settle down, and she was the woman I wanted to settle down with. Elizabeth, to her credit, was entirely skeptical. She told me within a week I'd be bored, and back in the cab trolling for pussy. To be fair, she was right! To be even more fair, Elizabeth said we could still fuck whenever we liked, then showed me she wasn't wearing panties! She got her tits out and I ate her pussy and arse, then she sucked my cock and gave me a rimjob. When it was time for the Bishop to sing, she wanked me off into her pretty mouth!

I nearly had a heart attack when I got into the cab and found Ava Austen hiding out in the backseat! I must've left the door open, because there was Ava, dressed in a slutty bra that stuck out her tits and a short skirt, waiting for me. Ava told me how she knew I'd be on shift today, and reminded me how months earlier she had promised to let me fuck her arse as a birthday present. I was so flattered she remembered, so as she warmed her holes up for me, I found us a secluded location to park. I got into the backseat and ate that lovely pussy, then she deepthroated my hard cock. Her arse was heavenly, and watching my cock go in and out of her tight hole was the best birthday present this dirty old man could ever hope for!

I was driving the car for my old man John today when Amber Jayne flagged the cab down. The hot blonde MILF was surprised I was driving, and told me how she had plans with John. That could only mean one thing, she was a horny bugger! I offered her my dick as a consolation prize, and when I showed it to her, she asked me to come to the backseat. The blonde bird had huge tits, and sucked cock like a champ. I was so turned on that I finger fucked her pussy until she squirted, then came all over her face! That's when John turned up, whoops. At least he got to fuck her too!


If you recall, I had picked up Azura Alii and her slutty friend Piggy Mouth, and we had quite the naughty threesome in the backseat of the taxi. I wasn't sure what these girls liked more, my hard cock, or eating each other out! I had cum once, but the ladies weren't finished with me yet. I took a break while they warmed their arses up with the double headed dildo, then Piggy deepthroated my cock while I dildo-fucked Azura's tight arse. I took turns fucking their cunts and arseholes, the Piggy stuck her tongue deep in my arse and Azura wanked me off, then sucked all the cum out!

I saw slutty ginger Azura Alii standing on the side of the road with her friend Piggy Mouth. Azura told me she had been telling Piggy about me, and the dreadlocked slut was curious to meet the Bishop. You know how much I love a ginger bush, and the ladies had come prepared. They took out a double headed dildo and started to deepthroat it together, then stuck it in their pussies and started fucking each other! I jumped into the backseat as quick as I could, and they gave me a sloppy double blowjob. I fucked Azura while Piggy fucked herself, then I covered both the sluts in cum!

Stacy Cruz got into the Fake Taxi today, a lovely brunette with blue eyes and natural boobs. Stacy was coming from an interview, and we got to chatting. She told me how she preferred taking taxis rather than public transportation since it was cleaner, and she could talk to the driver. Since she took taxis often, I asked her if she knew about our tradition out west. The tradition was simple: if she showed me her boobs, she'd get the ride for free. Her boobs were so hot! I offered her more free rides to show me her pussy, but instead, she leaned forward to tease my cock! By the time I got in the back seat, I could tell she had played me, but with her lips wrapped around my shaft, I wasn't about to complain!

A slim beautiful brunette got into my car today, and introduced herself as Adelle Unicorn. I immediately told her how beautiful she looked. We got to talking, and Adelle told me she was on her way to a casting. She was a model, so I told her that I happened to know quite a few photographers and people in the industry. Since my phone was full of their info, I asked if she would like me to take some pictures of her boobs and butt to send to my friends. I got into the backseat and snapped some pics, then asked her what else she would do for a modeling job. Adelle gave me a sloppy deepthroat blowjob, then I fucked her pussy hard until I covered her with a facial.

Rae Lil Black got into the cab and asked for a ride to the travel agent. Rae was looking to buy a flight back home to Japan, so before she left, I told her we had a little tradition in England. She had already heard it! Lucky for me, Rae was fucking horny. She had brought a collar with her, and had me tie her up with rope. She pissed in her panties while I used a vibrator on her pussy, then she gave me a sloppy blowjob and tongue fucked my arse. I covered her tongue, face, and tits in sperm!

It's another day, another delivery for Dex Bannon (Ryan Ryder), who is tasked with transporting Dr. Mckay, archaeologist, to Titan. Dr. Mackay is bringing an ancient cryogenic pod back from Earth for research, but when the ship lurches in a gravity well, the pod is knocked open and out steps the cargo: John! A former taxi driver, John tries to fly the ship, but Skylar quickly interrupts him to study the history of human sexuality! Using her big tits to seduce the fore-bearer, Skylar bounces her big ass on John's huge cock, then takes his cum all over her face!

I saw Ava Austen on the corner today, and she told me her car was in the shop. Ava needed a ride to the beauty spa, and told me she was on her way to get her pussy waxed. Now I love me a hairy pussy, so since she wanted a free ride, I told her I wanted a go at it before it was waxed! I got in the backseat and noticed Ava's tits had gotten bigger, a lovely surprise, then I had my way with her in a kinky fuck that including fisting, a vibrator, and one massive cumshot!

I didn't recognize Liz Rainbow with her new blue hair, but she sure recognized me! The cheeky Spanish bird said she was shocked that I was still alive after falling off the car the last time I gave her a ride, but you can't get rid of old John that easy! She decided not to go all the way to London when she could lick my arsehole instead, so I found a spot to pull up while she got herself started in the back, shaking her arse and rubbing her little fanny. I stuck my finger in her tight bumhole and then gave it a good tongue-fucking, and then it was my turn to get my ringpiece licked! She loved it when I shagged her pussy and fingered her arse, then she took my cock balls-deep in her mouth until I made a mess of her pretty little face with my cum!
