
When I picked up stunning redhead Alex Harper, her tits were almost hanging out of her tight dress, and when she got in one of her nipples popped right out and winked at me! She asked if the free show meant she could get a free ride, and whipped the other one out as well! It turns out this American bird was quite the exhibitionist because just showing me her knockers was enough to get her so turned on she asked me to join her in the back. Alex has a spectacular hairy bush so at first I just wanted to watch her play with herself, and when she saw my cock she decided to call off her sightseeing trip to Big Ben because he's got nothing on Big John! She didn't just ride me, she even ate my arse and sucked my cock while fingering my P-Spot, which almost made me shoot off too early. But I managed to give that fanny a nice long shag before cumming on her pussy so hard it splashed her face!

When I picked up Lyen Parker, this gorgeous tattooed bird didn't know quite where she wanted to go. She told me she needed to visit an estate agent because she just got kicked out of her friend's flat after fucking the friend's boyfriend! So I thought I'd chance asking if she'd like to stay in my spare room rent-free in exchange for shagging me! A woman after my own heart, Lyen's only question was "Are you a good fuck?" so I told her she could see for herself. She liked my cock straight off, rubbing my chap and sucking it, then gave my arsehole a nice long tongue-lashing! After she doubted my sexual prowess I was sure to put in some extra effort as I fucked her fanny and fingered her till she squirted, then licked her pussy till she came on my mouth. After I shot my huge load all over her face, we headed back to mine!

I guess I didn't do such a great job of cleaning the cab after my last fare, because when I picked up redhead Azura Alii she found a pair of lacy knickers. This cheeky bird actually asked if they were mine! She accused me of being a dirty old man, and I tried to deny it but she had me bang to rights. Next thing I know, she's stuffing the thong into her twat and telling me to come get them out with my teeth! I can't turn down an invitation like that, so I got in the back and popped them in her mouth, then fingered her pussy. Not only was she amazing at gagging on The Bishop and grinding on it too, she was brilliant at tongue-fucking my arse! I even fucked her hairy armpit, which was a first for me! This nasty bird sucked me off till I came all over her face!

The fare that flagged me down today was an adorable lass named Kylie Nymphette. Kylie was a ginger honey, and covered in piercings and tattoos. She was headed to the tattoo parlor to get a new piercing, so I asked to see some she already had. To my surprise, Kylie flashed me her tits! I asked her if she had any lower on her body, and wouldn't you know it, she spread her legs until her tights ripped! Her pussy wasn't even pierced, she was just horny. Kylie rode my face as I ate her pussy, then she gave me a blowjob and a rimjob. I pierced her pussy with my own needle (I call him The Bishop), then came deep inside her with a creampie!

I love Spanish women because they always have big, sexy arses, so when Montse Swinger got into the cab I had a big smile on my gob. Montse was on vacation in England, but only had euros to pay me! I told her I couldn't accept that currency, so she offered me a currency accepted worldwide: a blowjob. I wasn't about to turn down that sort of treat, and she already had her tongue and tits out by the time I got to the backseat. Montse gave me one hell of a blowjob and then tugged my cock while eating my arse. I fucked her tight pussy all over the cab before she wanked me off onto her tongue. I covered her with a facial!

I picked up Louise Lee, and she was dressed very festive wasn't she? Looking like a proper Missus Claus she was. Louise was headed to a work party, and was disappointed none of her co-workers were the type to duck into a closet and play with her tits. I told her if it was cock she was after, that she could have a grab of mine, and the saucy minx loved the idea. I got into the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob, then I ate her pussy. Louise then tongue-fucked my arse which made me harder than diamonds, and I fucked her hard until I covered her with a facial!

One gorgeous Mexican minx got into the Fake Taxi today. She only had euro on her, which I could not accept, so she asked me if sucking my cock might be better payment. Blowjobs are certainly a currency I will accept, and anyone who knows me knows how much I love Latinas! I found us a quiet spot to pull over while she showed me her tits and arse, then I headed to the backseat where she gave me an enthusiastic blowjob! I fucked her pussy and she gave me a footjob, then I glazed her face with a facial.

Last week, I left Darina Ivanov and her boyfriend borrow the Fake Taxi to bang in for the low cost of a blowjob, and wouldn't you know it, I picked her up alone today. Darina was a little embarrassed getting into the car, but then she told me we could've had a threesome the last time if I hadn't left! Well, I figured when could pick up where we left off, especially when I saw she wasn't wearing any knickers under her tights. I couldn't wait to eat that pussy, so I got into the backseat and tasted her sweet juices. Darina deepthroated my cock while I played her her big tits, then after I made her cum with a vibrator and some doggystyle sex, I came all over her arse!


Sharon Lee got into the Fake Taxi today, a 30-year-old busty Asian babe who was in Prague to visit friends and do some business. Sharon told me her boyfriend had left her for another woman, which was ironic, because I was in the exact same situation. Sharon was very beautiful, and I had never been with an Asian woman before, so I asked if she would like the ride for free. Sharon told me she had money, but she thought I was a beautiful man, so she flashed me her big boobs and her tiny pussy. I got into the backseat and worshiped her tits, then ate her pussy. Sharon sucked my cock like a pro, and then we fucked hard until I could cum on her boobs!

What a lovely surprise it was to see Alyssa Divine hailing the cab today! It had been a while since our last encounter, and I couldn't resist telling her how I've had a few cheeky wanks thinking about it. Alyssa told me she felt the same, so we decided to rekindle the magic. While I was finding us a quiet spot, Alyssa pulled down her panties, and shoved her arse into the front seat! I almost crashed the car! Alyssa climbed on top of me and wanked my cock while I sucked her tits, then we took turns sitting on each others' faces! After a randy fuck, I made her squirt with my fingers, then she rode my dick to a creampie.

I saw a familiar arse in a red dress waving down the cab, and when Sasha Steele got in, she cheekily remarked she was happy it was me driving, since that meant she wouldn't have to pay! Since the meter wasn't running, I figured I had enough time to pop into the car wash. While the lads scrubbed the Fake Taxi, I suggested Sasha give them a cheeky flash. The lads were so aroused by her big tits that they tried to come in the car! Sasha was about to offer one of them a bj when I said fuck that, I wanted my own cock sucked. I found us a nice spot and the blonde MILF sucked my dick and ate my arse, then I fucked her tight, wet pussy until covering her with a facial!

Darina Ivanov and Clarke Kent got into my cab today, and asked me to lift them to the Uni Bar. I could tell they were new lovers, because they could not keep their hands off of each other. Within a few minutes Darina was grabbing Clarke's cock, and then he started taking out her tits! When she spread her legs, I could see that Darina was not wearing any panties, and the sight of her pussy really turned me on. Since they were so horny, I made them an offer: I'd lend them the cab for 30 minutes if Darina sucked my cock! The horny bird wanted more dick, so I pulled over. Darina gave me a horny blowjob, then I went to grab a coffee while she sucked and fucked Clarke in the backseat until he covered her with a facial!

It had been a while since Alice Judge came for a ride in the Fake Taxi, and she was dressed quite smart, wasn't she? Alice was doing pretty well monetarily, and told me she had decided to treat herself to a day of pampering at the spa. I was jealous, because I had not been pampered in weeks. Lucky for me, Alice, the saint, decided she wanted to pamper me with her big tits! Alice wrapped her big lips around my cock and it felt amazing, then I fingered her pussy. After warming up her arse with my fingers, we had a spot of anal sex, then she wanked me off to a huge facial!
