
Alyssa Divine had dressed for a summer day, but was lucky enough to have her umbrella with her when it started pouring. I was pulling up near her as it started to rain so she flagged me down, and asked if she could get a ride to the tanning shop near the station. She was wearing such a small summer dress that I told her the flashes of pussy lips I was seeing were making me horny. This made Alyssa horny, and she decided to skip the salon to come for a 30 minute ride with me instead. I got in the backseat and stuck a finger in her arse while I played with her clit, then we did it all. She gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, a titwank and a footjob, and then I made her pussy gush by fucking her hard. After a rough facefuck, she wanked my cock and then I came on her face and tits!

It was colder outside than a witch's tits, so when I saw Nova Shields wearing nothing but a skimpy dress and flagging down my cab, I stopped to let her in. She wasn't headed far, just on her way home to pick up her purse. Now I've had women try that trick on me before, and they always run off without paying me. I was about to kick Nova out of my cab when she made me another offer: she spread her legs and offered to pay me in bush! I parked the car and hopped into the backseat, then ate her tight pussy and arse like they were my last meal! I fucked her pussy missionary for a few sexy minutes, then she tongue fucked my arse with a rimbjob! I bent her over the front seat and fucked her in the ass doggystyle, and after more anal, I couldn't hold my load back another second. I exploded all over Nova, and after I had cum, I told her she could ride for free whenever she liked!

A tall woman in a short skirt with a huge bag flagged me down today. She had quite the time getting her luggage into the backseat, but we made it all the same. I recognized the voice a little, a Barcelona cadence, and it turns out she was my old fling Julia de Lucia! It had been some time since we had seen each other, and the Barcelona babe was really enjoying my beard. I told her if she loved my beard so much, why not rub her pussy on it? She didn't want to miss her flight, but she wanted my cock, so she agreed to switch planes. I joined her in the backseat and got down on my knees. I had forgotten how amazing her arse was! Julia brought out the best in me with her big fake tits and perfect pussy. She deepthroated me in almost superhuman fashion, then we fucked standing up on the hood of my car!

There was a Dutch girl on the side of the road hailing my cab today. She was tall, blonde, and wearing fucking horny black stockings. Melody Pleasure wanted a ride to a faraway location, so I asked her if she could pay for it. Not to worry, she told me! We got to chatting about Amsterdam, but then she asked me if I accepted Euros. Euros are no good to me in England, so I needed another form of payment. Since I liked Amsterdam, this blonde babe from Holland decided to give me a little local flavour. She spread her legs and started to play with her tiny tits and pierced pussy. I climbed into the backseat, where she gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, then I fucked her silly! When she put her stocking on my cock, it turned me on so much that I didn't remove it when I gave her a cheeky facial.

It was easy to spot Madison Pheonix on the street, because how often do you see a beautiful woman with big tits and bright green hair? Madison asked me to take her down to the tattoo parlour. She was headed to the shop for a consultation, one she said would cost a lot of money, so she was looking to save coins any way she could. "You wouldn't accept a cheeky blowjob for payment?" she asked me. I didn't think she was serious, but she was stone cold! I supposed this is what John has been talking about all along. I had done well that day, and she had a great set of blowjob lips, so I joined her in the backseat. She was a fantastic wild fuck, and I couldn't keep my hands off her big ass as she rode me cowgirl. I don't think I've ever cum so much in my life!

It was a busy day, but I'll always stop to pick up a pretty lady in a red dress. Star Del Ray was headed to the pub. She had just finished a job interview, and she felt pretty confident she would get the position. Why was she so confident? Apparently she had sucked the bloke's cock! Minutes later she received a text from the guy, telling her she was an unsuccessful candidate. She was right angry, but also keen to get a free cab ride, so I offered her the same deal. I don't know how she didn't get the job: she deepthroated my cock like she was starving and it was a steak dinner! She paused midway through the blowjob to show me her pierced tits, which got me so turned on I had to fuck her big arse right there. Let me tell you: she earned her free cab ride, that's for sure!

They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but it turns out that's also the best way to make her horny! I picked up Maddison Rose, a petite brunette spinner with the most adorable tiny tits, while she was on her way to work. It was a bit late in the morning, but she assured me that wouldn't be a problem: her boss let her come and go as she pleased. Maddison thought their relationship was serious, but then she received a text telling her to stay home. Her boss's wife had found Maddison's panties in his desk and he was breaking things off! This royally angered Maddison, who immediately started planning revenge. Her big idea? She wanted to send him pictures with my cock in her mouth! I offered to take it one step farther and make her a sextape with the cab's cameras. Her revenge became eating my ass and holding up her middle finger for the camera when I came on her face!

Raven haired hottie Catalia Valentine hopped into the cab this morning dressed to the nines. Seeing as it was barely breakfast time, there could only be one explanation for her fancy dress: Catalia was doing the walk of shame! She seemed upset about it too. Apparently the idiot she had gone home with the night before couldn't keep up and left the poor woman unsatisfied. Mid-rant, she realized she had forgotten her bag at the bloke's flat. She offered to flash her tits to pay her fare, but I wanted more than that, especially when I saw her big round arse! I showed her what a real man could do in the taxi's backseat: I made her climax with my fingers and tongue, then fucked her sore! She kept up with me too, enthusiastically giving me a blowjob and sucking my big balls, then taking my hard cock deep inside her tight pussy! She had a kinky mouth on her and never stopped talking dirty, so I rewarded her with a cumshot right on her tongue!


Spanish senorita Betty Foxxx got into the Fake Taxi today. She was a sexy MILF with huge tits, and her nipples her poked right out of her see-through shirt! Betty was in town seeing friends, she told me, and it was her first time visiting Britain. I've got a line for first-timers involving a tradition dating back 150 years. It goes like this: if you flash the cab driver your tits, you get your ride for free. To my dismay, Betty wasn't having any of it. She took out her phone and took my picture, then threatened to report me! She said she'd keep it quiet if I showed her my cock, so I pulled the cab over and joined her in the backseat. I wasn't hard yet, and Betty was not pleased! I told her I needed some help, so Betty spat all over my cock and started giving me a fucking horny blowjob. She didn't want a cock in her arse, so I made her tight pussy squirt before spraying my cum all over her!

It was a busy day in the Fake Taxi, with many fares coming and going. Lots of pretty ladies (and pretty arses) had sat in my cab that day, and I was starting to get horny. Lucky for me, my next client was Rhiannon Ryder. As she climbed into the back seat, she noticed another client had forgotten their bag. I asked her to check for ID or some way to return it, but when she reached in, she pulled out a dildo! Instead of being embarrassed, Rhiannon slid off her shorts and shoved it right in her pussy. I watched in awe for a few minutes, and when she asked me if I had anything bigger, I couldn't park the car fast enough. Rhiannon was a deepthroat queen: I doubt the world gag was in her vocabulary! She was so sexy with her perky tits out that I had to stop her a few times so I didn't cum too quick, but when I did pop I covered her in jizz from head to toe!

It must've been my lucky day. I was driving down the road when a pretty little number flagged me down. She was wearing a "Popular Sluts Club" t-shirt that showed off her perky little tits, so I figured it would be a fun ride. Liz looked a little familiar, but it wasn't until she mentioned a certain tradition I like to tell my fares about that I remembered who she was. Liz Rainbow threatened to report me for my harmless fun unless I did something for her. She wanted to see my cock, and she wanted it right away. Before I could even get in the backseat, she was devouring my dick like a shipwrecked sailor being offered a steak. I fucked her till she came hard my on cock, smacked her right in the arse, and came all over her pretty little face. I seem to be having a lot of lucky days lately!

It was a bloody cold, rainy day, and I was counting up my earnings at the end of my shift. That's when Skyler McKay came up to my cab needing a ride to a place about an hour's drive. She looked fucking sexy, but it had been a long shift, so I had to turn her away. Skyler persisted, however, and when she told me I could fuck her in the ass if I gave her a ride, she had my full attention! Let me tell you, she had a fucking horny pussy, and this little slut swallowed my big cock right down to the base. After I ate her out, she sat right down deep on my rod, and bounced her petite body up and down like a rollercoaster ride. By the time I was ready to cum, I exploded on her face and big fake tits. Like I told her: for another ride like this one, I'd drive her to Timbuktu if she asked me to!

Daphne got into my taxi today, a sexy minx in a short dress. She had a beautiful accent, being from Holland and living in Sweden. When I found out it was her first time here in England, I had to tell her about my favourite British tradition. You know the one: if a passenger flashes their tits to a cab driver they a ride for free! She wasn't shy and pulled them right out. I was thinking about how lucky a day it was when Daphne asks me if I want to see more and starts playing with her pussy! I suggested we find a private spot since we were both horny, and before long I was eating that pussy and making her squirt. I fucked her doggystyle to see her beautiful arse, and creampied deep inside her sex. I don't know what it is about Sweden, but the women are well proper fucks, aren't they?
