Latest 'Outdoors' updates from Pornstar Scenes (Page 49)

Kathy Fuckdoll in 'Cop Cums Twice for Sexy Redhead'

Kathy Fuckdoll - Cop Cums Twice for Sexy Redhead

Kathy was speeding along today and ran a red light right in front of my car! The perfect opportunity to meet the hot redhead. Lucky for me, she forgot her license, so I got her to come back to my car and drive around with me while I checked out the area. She sat in the backseat, trying to figure out a way to get out of this trouble, afraid she would lose her job if her boss found out. Then I noticed her unbuttoning her tight little dress to show me her cleavage. I told her I could maybe forgive the red light if she showed me her tits, but she did much better, pulling off her pants and rubbing her pussy through her panties while I found a place to park. The little speed demon stripped off to her hot pink panties to suck my cock, then she rode me so hard, I came right away! I had her bend over for round two from behind and shot a second load straight across her back. And sexy secretary Kathy enjoyed it so much that she asked if we could do it again sometime!

Luna Corazon in 'Ebony Stunner Rides Big Dick'

Luna Corazon - Ebony Stunner Rides Big Dick

Brazilian beauty Luna Corazon got in my taxi today, and I couldn't stop staring at her! She was a true ebony goddess, with a thick accent--and a potty mouth, so it turns out. She told me to keep my eyes on the road instead of her, then she said I was a terrible driver, and a clown! I told her I had to stop to jerk my dick, I was so hard from watching her, and she acted all disgusted. But like I told Luna: this is Czech Republic, and this is taxi with happy ending! I found a place to park and when she realized that I was really wanking, the sneaky babe leaned in to see my cock! Fine, she said, bring it back here, and before I knew it, I was in the back letting lovely Luna deepthroat me. She spread those fine dancer legs of hers so I could eat her pussy, yelling at me to suck her clit, then she moaned in Portuguese as I pounded her from behind. There's nothing sexier. After we fucked, she asked for a tissue so she could get dressed for her flight, and joked that her mum would be so proud of her, eating the cum of a taxi driver!

Francys Belle in 'Multiple Orgasms for Brazilian Hottie'

Francys Belle - Multiple Orgasms for Brazilian Hottie

I could tell when I saw Francys that she was a bit of a wild woman. The hot Brazilian was walking through the park in a leopard-skin coat, looking all sultry and sexy. Looking like trouble, really! She said she was a make-up artist, just vacationing with her girlfriends here in Prague. She even spoke to me a little in Portuguese! I asked if Francys was interested in making money, and once she saw my fat stack of cash, her eyes lit right up! She giggled when I asked her for a blowjob, and told me I was crazy, but I could tell she liked to be naughty. She followed me back to my car, sniffing the money, and showed me her amazing tits. She had an incredible body, and gave me a perfect blowjob. She sucked all of my cum into her mouth then played with it, showing me for the camera. And before I knew it, she had swallowed every last drop, and told me it was vitamins!

Sicilia Crane in 'Student Actress Fucked Outside'

Sicilia Crane - Student Actress Fucked Outside

Beautiful blonde Sicilia was dreaming of being a famous actress, until I came along and offered her the chance to be a model! Like most actor hopefuls, Sicilia was waitressing to make just a little money, so she was interested in trying out and making more money. We found a quiet place, and Sicilia posed for me in her tight leggings, being very sexy. She didn't want to take up her top because she wasn't wearing a bra, but when I asked for the money back, she changed her mind! Such an incredible body, I could hardly believe it. Fucking beautiful ass. I thought she would say no, but when I asked her to suck my dick, she agreed! After she gave an amazing blowjob, she was totally ready to fuck. We had a little run-in with a cop, but after he left, we got back to business. And the sex was so good, I actually made it rain cash on the pretty Hungarian!

Chrissy in 'Nurse in Sexy Lingerie has Car Sex'

Chrissy - Nurse in Sexy Lingerie has Car Sex

Hot blonde nurse Crissy hopped in my cab today, needing to get to the hospital, stat! She had replacement silicone implants for a surgery and the doctors were waiting on the sexy healer to deliver them. She was wearing a little blue uniform and thigh-high white stockings with high heels, just like she stepped out of a wet dream. When we hit a traffic jam that wasn't moving, she asked if I had a special cab driver route we could take to the hospital. Sure, I said--if we can take a quick break for a fuck! Crissy lost all interest in getting to the hospital once I joined her in the backseat. I fucked her in her hospital-white bra and panties, and she squealed through every wonderful orgasm. And in keeping with good beside manner, once I blew my load on her tongue, nurse Crissy lapped up every drop!

Roxi Keogh in 'Pussy picnic in the sunshine'

Roxi Keogh - Pussy picnic in the sunshine

It was a bloody hot day to be driving my cab, but a job's a job. I won't lie, I was a little excited to see a hot blonde like Sienna Day flag down the taxi. I always love seeing big tits in my backseat! Sienna got in complaining about the heat, and how her boobs were covered in sweat. When she asked me if she could change outfits I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming! What a body on her, a big ass and a shaved pussy that I longed to lick. All of a sudden she threw her phone: she's an escort, she tells me, and her client just cancelled. Well, seeing as she had a free hour and she was quite fit, I inquired as to her prices. We started kissing in the backseat and touching each other, but the cab was steamy, so we found a secluded spot to lay down a blanket and enjoy some hot lesbian action!

Ava Austen in 'Sweaty hot lesbian pussies explored'

Ava Austen - Sweaty hot lesbian pussies explored

It was a hot day and I was about to clock out when this pretty brunette in a sundress approached me. Her name was Ella, she told me as she got in, and she wanted a ride to the top of town. If she wasn't so gorgeous I would've told her to jog on, but seeing her tits pushed together in the orange dress made my pussy tingle. I started the ride and noticed the cheeky bewer wasn't wearing any knickers! A lover of freedom meself, I took mine off to join the party. Wouldn't you know it, we both had little bushes, and we bonded over them. We had so much in common I asked Ella to be my date for the afternoon. We had a lovely first date: I put down a blanket, we got naked, and ate each other's pussies and asses until we were spent from orgasm!

Ava Austen in 'Slick wet pussies licked and fingered'

Ava Austen - Slick wet pussies licked and fingered

It was a beautiful day, so I was a bit upset about having to drive my taxi, but that very morning I picked up a girl that helped make the day a little easier, if you know what I mean! I was still feeling that post-orgasm glow when Jasmine Lau got into my cab. Jasmine was on her way to meet some friends and go shopping, but they didn't even know she was coming. That's when she accidentally dropped a dildo from her purse onto my seat! I always keep a vibrator in the cab for slow days, you know? I could tell Jasmine was turned on, so I figured I'd shoot my shot and see if I could get some afternoon delight. To my extreme pleasure, Jasmine was feeling naughty. I sucked her tits and spanked her arse, and when she told me she had fucked some bloke a few days ago I promised her I'd make her cum more than any dick could. Believe me, I always fulfill my promises!


Alexxa in 'Busty Babe Fucked on Drivers Seat'

Alexxa - Busty Babe Fucked on Drivers Seat

Peter got in my taxi today, but realized soon after that he didn't have any money on him. He'd been out all night at an after party, and begged me to help him find a way to sort it out. I told him he could get on his hands and knees to scrub the taxi, if he wanted! But that wasn't what Peter had in mind. I could see him blushing. I suggested if Peter could fuck me right, I might waive the cost of the cab! It had been a while since I'd had a good pounding. Peter came round to the driver's seat and played with my pussy until I squirted. Then he licked my pussy and my arse, and fucked me sideways. I gave him a nice blowjob, I loves a bit of cock, and he came all over my tongue so it was dripping down my face. He more than earned his lift. I might even have to pick him up again tomorrow to pay him back!

Ava Austen in 'Steamy Lesbian Action in Taxi'

Ava Austen - Steamy Lesbian Action in Taxi

I picked up Rebecca Jane Smyth today, to give her a first experience in a FakeTaxi--driven by a woman, that is! The busty tart had already run into John and found herself up close and personal with The Bishop, so she was no stranger to public car sex. She'd been searching for me, though, and John was only too happy to make an introduction. Rebecca was just the kind of filthy slut I love to have in my taxi, flashing me those big tits of hers as we drove, and joking about having her tongue up John's arse. There's nothing hotter than a dirty talker who can work a woman's pussy right! Rebecca and I had a nasty good time in the backseat, all cum and spit and finger fucking. One of the tastiest pussies I've had the pleasure of having my tongue on. I should take recommendations from John more often!

April Paisley in 'Lesbian Sex Toy Orgasms in UK Flat'

April Paisley - Lesbian Sex Toy Orgasms in UK Flat

Estate Agent April Paisley was on her way to get a flat ready to be viewed, and it just so happened I was looking for a place in the area. April agreed to let me have a peek and I took my camera to record what work needed doing, then I found a stick-on rubber dildo on the bathtub! April said it must have been Lucy at the office, but I figured since we found it, we might as well have a little bit of a play! The pretty blonde was on board, so we got naked and had some delicious pussy-licking fun, then tried that dildo out! It was all going great until we were interrupted...

Ava Austen in 'Milf Gives Hung Stud Lessons in Sex'

Ava Austen - Milf Gives Hung Stud Lessons in Sex

I picked up Sam this morning, all of 19 years old, and he told me he was on his way to his brother's house to ask his advice on how to pleasure a woman! He was about to have a big date with a girl he fancied and wasn't sure about how to please her, other than to stick a couple of fingers in, and then try to get his cock in behind them! I suggested that his brother wasn't the best person to ask, and maybe he could have an in-person lesson with me! I am, after all, somewhat of an expert on pussies! Sam was a little shocked but he figured it wasn't cheating if it was a sex lesson! Once he stuck his cock through the slut hatch for me to lick, he was enjoying it too much to worry anymore. I joined him in the back, told him to strip down, and gave the young bloke a good lesson in pussy licking and shagging that would help him impress his date on their big night. It was fucking horny. She's one lucky young lady!

Barbie Sins in 'Sexy Orgasms with Redheads Sex Toys'

Barbie Sins - Sexy Orgasms with Redheads Sex Toys

Busty blonde Barbie Sins was on her way to the strip club for an audition, but she said she'd much rather be home with her wand in this weather! I wasn't sure I heard her right, but Barbie said yes, her wand, you know--playing with herself! Barbie told me she didn't know how she was going to get along dancing for men, she much preferred women! I told Barbie I understood, and that sometimes it gets boring in the taxi, too. When she asked what I meant, I showed her my collection of front-seat sex toys! Barbie was the first person I'd showed my toys to, and I suggested we find a quiet place to play before I dropped her off! An afternoon of pussy licking and dildo fucking is sure better than an afternoon with sweaty men in a strip club! We had the best time, and the best orgasms, and to return the favor for our sexy tryst, Barbie invited me to come round her flat and play with her wand sometime! Now that's an appointment I can definitely keep.

Ava Austen in 'Bride To Be Wants One Last Fling'

Ava Austen - Bride To Be Wants One Last Fling

Madlin was on the lookout for me today, and flagged me down for a ride to the train station. The beautiful brunette told me she was on the way to her wedding! She had a special treat for me in her bag she'd been carrying around with her in case we ran into one another: a strap-on! The gorgeous little tart had such a great time the last time we fucked, she wanted one last fling before making her vows! No problem for me, she's stunning! As I found a place for us to park, she demonstrated how she was going to suck her husband's cock and turned me on so much. Such a sexy lady. I hopped in the back to see how her pussy licking practice was going without me, and it was clear Madlin had done a lot of work. The sneaky minx had been fucking other women! We did some hardcore scissoring that was just amazing, then I gave her a bunch of wedding presents, in the form of delicious orgasms, before sending her off to her new hubby! I love my job.

Blanche Bradburry in 'Big Black Cock Stretches Tight Lips'

Blanche Bradburry - Big Black Cock Stretches Tight Lips

I picked up cute tourist Tony today, who was visiting on holiday from Bulgaria. I let it slide that he was scared of having a woman driver, and he was asking me about parties he and his girlfriend could check out while in the city. But when he asked me if he had enough for the cab, it was clear someone had stolen from him when converting his money! It turned out he didn't have nearly enough to pay for the ride. But that's okay! When he asked what we could do about the situation, I said he could show me his big black dick! He took it out, and it was so big, I just wanted to wrap my pussy around it. I took him to a special place of mine, got in the back and started stroking that massive shaft as Tony kissed me. Such a sweetheart, he had no idea how hardcore I am! After sucking him off a bit, I took out my massive tits so he could lick my pussy, then I showed him how rough I can ride in the backseat of my car. His cock was so big, I couldn't believe it. He left me with the most amazing creampie, then I drove him to wherever he wanted to go, it was such a good fuck!

Michelle Thorne in 'Busty Blonde Wants Big Hard Cock'

Michelle Thorne - Busty Blonde Wants Big Hard Cock

I picked up Michelle Thorne today, and she thought I was going to hand over the keys of the taxi, but I'd found out the little tart lost her license, and had been lying to me about it! I was just on my way to pick up her replacement, so I told her if she wants, she could help me train him in! Peter started taking the piss out of her about her license, as soon as he got in the car, but once Michelle unleashed those massive tits, he shut right up! They traded oral favors in the back while I drove around, then I dropped them off so they could be alone. By the time I got back from my breakfast down the cafe, Michelle's pretty face was covered in cum, and Peter said he'd had quite a meal as well! The perfect to welcome our newest FakeTaxi driver: Peter Oh Tool!


Stacey Saran in 'Taxi Bonnet Creampie for Busty MILF'

Stacey Saran - Taxi Bonnet Creampie for Busty MILF

Cutie Marc Rose asked me for a ride to the recreational grounds to play some football today, and I noticed his cock was hanging out of his shorts! He said it was such a nice day, he figured why not let it all hang out. I told Marc I quite liked it, and suggested maybe we find a place where I could investigate that big dick a little more closely. Marc said I was a fucking dirty bitch. Yes, I am! Apparently his cock needed a good sucking, so it was going to work out just fine. I found us a place to park and wrapped my lips around that impressive member of his, deepthroating to best of my gag ability! I even stripped off to show the bloke my massive tits before I rode him in my see-through yellow lingerie. And because we were feeling particularly wild, we climbed up on the bonnet of the car and I held on as Marc pounded my pussy. What a sexy fucker! Sure hope I run into him again!

Ava Austen in 'Big Sticky Facial After Hot Cab Sex'

Ava Austen - Big Sticky Facial After Hot Cab Sex

I picked up Max Deeds today and he wanted a ride to the train station, but I offered the handsome bloke something even better! He was on his way to see his mates in London, and obviously wasn't used to having a female taxi driver. I told young Max that there are many female cab drivers nowadays, and that I make excellent tips! Of course, then I had to explain about how I get tips, and the special services I offer. Naturally, Max wanted to take advantage of my offer: a free ride in exchange for sex. Why not? He was fit. I love sucking dick. And I could use a good fuck, after a hard day on the road. I hopped in the back and took my tits out, then gave Max a nice, gagging blowjob. He made me cum eating my pussy, then fucked and spanked me all over my taxi. A little cheeky, but hey, I like it rough!

Blanche Bradburry in 'Tourist Gets a Wet Pussy Welcome'

Blanche Bradburry - Tourist Gets a Wet Pussy Welcome

Tourist Antonio got confused trying to find a private club, and had to admit to me it was a swingers club! Little did the handsome Hungarian know, but I'd been there a ton of times already, and knew exactly where it was. Once I told Antonio, he found it pretty funny. I asked if he was horny, and he said he was a freak, so he was always horny! Time to make a deal, Antonio! I told him show me your dick, and if I like it, we can fuck together, and I won't charge you for the ride. His lovely cock sealed the deal. I hopped into the back to give that pretty penis a blowjob and titty fuck! While we were fucking, my husband called, and interrupted us for a moment, but then we got right back to it. Antonio left me with a dripping creampie, and I left him with a unique memory of Prague that he can jerk to whenever he wants!

Inna Innaki in 'Sex toys make toned babe cum hard'

Inna Innaki - Sex toys make toned babe cum hard

No description available at the moment. Please check back soon.

Blanche Bradburry in 'Amateur Actress Enjoys Wet Pussy'

Blanche Bradburry - Amateur Actress Enjoys Wet Pussy

Hottie Foxxi Black got in my cab today on her way to the National Theatre and late for her second casting call, and asked if she could change in the backseat! I could barely keep my eyes on the road once I saw those big beautiful tits of hers. We chatted as we drove, and when were nearly there, we ran into construction trouble on the road. I told Foxxi I'd have to take another route, but for that service, I would need something from her: she would have to make me cum! The beautiful brunette wasn't sure about eating pussy, but was willing to do anything for her fifteen minutes of fame, so I hopped in the back to taste those beautiful nipples, and show her how well a woman can eat pussy. Foxxi experimented with fingering me before she gave me her mouth. We were briefly interrupted by a pervert but we drove him away, and continued our orgasms before I drove the tiny beauty to her casting call. Someday I can say I fucked a famous actress!

Jenifer Jane in 'Lesbian Cop Catches Naughty Cabbie'

Jenifer Jane - Lesbian Cop Catches Naughty Cabbie

When a sexy lady cop catches Vanessa texting and driving, the offending beauty is hauled out of the FakeTaxi and told to spread 'em! But once the patdown starts, the horny policewoman puts her hands where they're not supposed to be! That works for Vanessa! If she can prove her pussy-eating prowess and fingering abilities, and make that copper slut cum rivers, the criminal cabbie might just be back on the road in time to find her next fling, and avoid a massive ticket!

Lexi Dona in 'Czech Mates Share Wet Pussy Orgasms'

Lexi Dona - Czech Mates Share Wet Pussy Orgasms

I picked up my smokin' hot girlfriend Lexi today, on her way home from a shopping trip. It had been so long, but she looked amazing! She always drew attention for her long black hair and hot bikini bod, but I could tell she'd been working out. The sexy babe suggested we stop somewhere and have a chat, and that maybe she could show me some of the lingerie she'd bought. Lexi is so comfortable with her body. Such perfect tits! After she showed me a few outfits, she suggested I get undressed too. Soon we were kissing, and soon after that, she was eating me out! It was so fucking hot. She looked so pretty riding my face. Lexi told me she had never seen such a perfect human as me, and I think the exact same thing about her. Imagine if some man had come along to see two sexy, tanned women eating pussy in the back of a cab!

Sophie Garcia in 'British Tourist Sucks Cop's Cock'

Sophie Garcia - British Tourist Sucks Cop's Cock

Saw sexy MILF Sophie Garcia walking in a tight little dress through a known dogging area, and decided to pull the beauty over to see what she was up to. The little tart was saucy from the start, asking me if I was a real cop and commenting that my outfit was shitty! UK girls have no filter, do they? I asked the cheeky babe which was it: was she walking her dog, or going dogging? Then I asked if she had any panties on. You know, as part of my investigation. Sophie was obviously excited to flash me her pussy. Of course, then she needed to see if I was also going commando. And like with all women, once she saw my incredible truncheon, she was eager to get it in her mouth! Then, like something out of a bad movie, the real cops came! We escaped to the hills, and the dirty dogger finished deepthroating my cock until I blew a massive load in her mouth. Then we got the fuck out of there. Pro tip: Sunday is the worst day to go dogging!


Alecia Fox in 'Visitor Gets Tour of Cabbie's Pussy'

Alecia Fox - Visitor Gets Tour of Cabbie's Pussy

Alecia needed a ride to the airport, and seemed in quite a hurry! But then the pretty Russian blonde was telling me how beautiful I was! I looked back to check her out as well, and noticed she wasn't wearing any panties. When I asked her about it, she asked if I wanted to touch it! Well, of course I do, but I'm usually the one asking for some lesbian fun! I found a place for us to park for some brunette-on-blonde action, and found out Alecia loves to eat pussy. I sat on her face until I came, then fingered the beauty to a sensual, shaking orgasm.

Tera Joy in 'Saucy Hot Brunette Loves Czech Cock'

Tera Joy - Saucy Hot Brunette Loves Czech Cock

Tera Joy is lucky she's such a sexy lady, because she's a terrible taxi passenger! The pretty brunette got in my cab today asking me to go as fast as possible, then she complained we were hitting bumps in the road. She thought I was going the wrong way, yelled at me for talking over her phone conversation, and then started going on about how the backseat was filthy, and even pulled her jeans off to clean them off. She noticed I was looking at her, so she asked if I wanted to see her pussy. I said I have a girlfriend, but Tera didn't care. She's one horny troublemaker, this lady. She told me to get in the backseat and see what a real woman is like. So I did! She was an amazing fuck, like some kind of professional maybe? I've never come like that in my life. And I guess she wasn't too concerned about the back being dirty--we covered everything in squirt and cum, and didn't even bother to clean it off!

Angel Piaff in 'Young Stud Speed Fucks Czech Pussy'

Angel Piaff - Young Stud Speed Fucks Czech Pussy

Handsome Pavlos was on his way to meet his girlfriend's parents for lunch, but I was having car trouble! His phone was dead, and we were in the middle of a country road, so there wasn't much I could do to help him. If I lent him the company phone, I could be fired--it's policy. But Pavlos kept begging me to let him make a call, and he was so good looking, I was having trouble turning him down. So I decided I could offer him a deal: use of my phone in exchange for a quick fuck! Pavlos was hesitant to cheat, but even more nervous about disappointing his GF's parents, so he agreed. I mean, we were two beautiful people, all alone, horny and ready. Why not? He ate my pussy so well I was jealous of his chick. I had to pull out my best moves to impress the hot monogamist, and it worked like a charm. I have a feeling I'll see him again. I can still taste his cum on my tongue.

Larry Steel in 'Taxi heist ends in horny cab fuck'

Larry Steel - Taxi heist ends in horny cab fuck

No description available at the moment. Please check back soon.

Anna Rey in 'Outdoor Sex with Russian teen'

Anna Rey - Outdoor Sex with Russian teen

Cute blonde Russian Anna has been in Czech Republic one year, but she doesn't speak the language well! Still, when I spotted the thick sexy teen step off the bus, she was so fit, I had to try to meet her. Anna was super friendly, and just on her way home from a day at college. And when I asked if she'd like to make some money with advertising work, she said okay right away. I told her I needed to see her in her underwear, and she told me that would be a problem because she doesn't wear any! She was so confident in stripping off her clothes in public, I wondered if she'd done it before. And once I saw her amazing student tits, I wanted to fuck her so badly, I offered her a ton of money. I loved how she sucked me off, and how tight her pussy was as she rode me. A total innocent, with a mouthful of cum, and now, a pocket full of cash!

Mad Bundy in 'Sexy cab driver wants double facial'

Mad Bundy - Sexy cab driver wants double facial

I was out soaping up the cab today in just shorts and a bikini when i caught two strange men watching me. I asked what they wanted and they said they wondered if I could wash them, too! So I did what any woman would do, and threw the full bucket of soapy water at them. That just made them even hornier. So then I did what any FakeTaxi driver would do, and I got my camera out so they could record me sucking their cocks! I'm always up for a good threesome. Mad and Thomas took turns fucking me and slipping their big dicks in my mouth. They smacked my ass, had me ride them super hard, then gave me a fantasy-fulfilling double facial! Here I was trying to clean up and ended up being showered with cum from two handsome men. All in a day's work, I guess!

Anna Rey in 'Shy Blonde Teen with Natural Tits'

Anna Rey - Shy Blonde Teen with Natural Tits

Cute little 19-year-old Anna Rey got into my taxi today, but she didn't have enough money to pay the fare! I could see she was quite worried, and since she was beautiful, figured we could make some kind of deal. When I asked if she'd flash me her tits, she hesitated at first, then the beauty blonde lifted her shirt to reveal the sweetest perky boobs I'd ever seen. She agreed we could have a little fun, but was pretty shy when we parked and I hopped into the backseat with her. Some pussy licking brought her around, though. She was moaning and giggling and loving every second of it so much, that I blew my load all over her belly way too early! Then I fucked her again and left her with a mouthful of cum. I tried to say thank you, and I don't think she understood what I was saying, but after so many orgasms, there really wasn't much explanation necessary!

Angel Long in 'Dildo Makes Tattooed Babe Squirt'

Angel Long - Dildo Makes Tattooed Babe Squirt

Picked up this tattooed babe today, on her way to one of my favorite parlors to add to her beautiful ink collection! She was pretty fucking fit. We got talking about our body art, and decided to stop off to show each other the work we'd had done. After we had a little show and tell in the backseat, I confessed to Madison that looking at her sexy body was making me horny--and Madison said she was quite horny herself! I asked if I could touch her, and ran a finger down her chest to take out her amazing natural tits and lick her nipples. Then we stripped each other naked, and took turns eating each other out. I even brought my dildo out and stuck it to the side of the car so we could have a little fuck, then I used it on Madison until she squirt pussy juice all over the floor of the car! It will be a hard mess to clean up, but that was the hottest lesbian fuck I've had in a long time! I should have expected it soon as I opened the door to the foxy alt-chick, I guess.