
A nice looking young man got into my cab today, on his way to the Sutton FC match. Since I'm a huge football fan, I told him I would give him a free ride. My friends do call me the Slut from Slutton, after all! He loved my nickname, and suggested I hop into the backseat to have a little pre-game fun, if you know what I mean.Since he seemed to be a fun bloke, I said why not! It's been a while since I've been a proper cougar. The way he latched on to my big fake tits, you'd think the poor guy was starved. He ate my pussy and bounced me around on that big cock of his like a madman, and had me cumming in no time. He kept the Sutton jersey on the whole time, too--except when I was deepthroating him and he wrapped it around my shoulders so we could show our support for our team. After I showed him my best BJ tricks, the saucy shagger covered my face with thick white spunk, then I dropped him off at the pitch for the big game. Go Sutton United!

Today, I took a big risk! Pretty Russian waitress Jessica Lincoln was deepthroating my cock near the bridge, when I suggested to the horny teen that we fuck right there, in broad daylight! Jessica thought I was interviewing people about the party life in Prague for a radio station, but when I offered her money for a blowjob, the broke waitress was more than happy to show me her gagging skills! And when she agreed to fuck me, I just had to have her doggystyle so I could watch her perfect ass jiggle. Of course, I wasn't thinking about all the people walking across the bridge. As I pounded her tight pussy, they could definitely see us. The sex was so amazing, that I didn't have time to care that we might get caught! In the end, after we both came, we ran out of there as fast as we could, before we were caught!

I don't always remember a face, but I never forget a pair of tits! When Tasha got in my taxi today, I knew we'd had some fun in the past soon as I saw her massive knockers. Turns out, she had a little time on her hands, so we decided to make the same deal as last time: free ride for a little fun in the backseat! I just couldn't wait to get my face buried in those incredible boobs. I slipped in the backseat to lick her nipples, then the curvy brunette got on her knees to suck my cock. Tasha loves to gag on a big dick, but I think I hit her gag reflex a bit hard! After she tittyfucked me, pounded her wet pussy up against the slut hatch, then we went outside so she could suck me off, and I could cum all over those amazing tits.

Danielle hopped in my taxi today and asked for a ride to a pub, and any pub would do! Her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too nice, and he preferred a dirty pornstar. The poor thing said she was just saving the filthy stuff for later, but fuck it now! She was ready to fuck someone in the toilet at the pub, just to get over the asshole. When I suggested the best revenge would be to fuck me and send her ex the pictures, Danielle got a little shy, but I could tell she was excited. We found a nice place to park so I could eat her pussy and play with those massive tits of her, and we realized we didn't need pictures, because it was all being taped! Just wait until this Darren bloke sees me sucking on sweet Danielle's toes and making her cum rivers. He'll be begging to take her back!

Ella was surprised to get in my cab and find a pretty woman instead of a fat, pervy taxi driver. She said she's always being asked out for dates by drivers, and it's totally awkward. I joked that if she jumps in all cabs looking that sexy, she shouldn't be surprised at the attention, but Ella told me she actually prefers women to men. That got me curious, for sure! When I said I should try and pick her up, she told me there was no need to try, that I was gorgeous, and she was happy we met each other. Soon enough, she was putting her tongue in my pussy to show me what an experienced lesbian she was, and making me gush cum like a waterfall. It was so fucking hot rolling around with her, all tangled up in beautiful, soft woman. At least, it was, until John showed up...

I could never resist a man in uniform, so having two marines in my taxi filled me with such happiness--and lots of naughty desires! These fine lads said they'd been serving in Syria and hadn't felt the touch of a woman for six months. Can you even imagine? I knew it was my duty as a Czech citizen to treat them to a backseat threesome. After all, I was dropping these sexy soldiers off at the train station, and who knew when they'd be getting any X-rated fun! Bouncing my tight pussy on their throbbing cocks, I sucked and fucked them both like a slutty warrior, until they rewarded me with a hot double cumshot!

This crafty cunt Ricky Stone jumped in my cab today and tried to run off without paying! Lucky for me, I'm a sneaky bitch and locked the door before he could escape. I told that little fucker to pull down his trousers, get his cock out, and start wanking. He wasn't sure what I meant at first, and was worried about his girlfriend, but when I jumped on his big dick in the backseat and let him suck on my big fake tits, the little asshole was loving his punishment. He spanked my ass, then fucked me five ways to Sunday to make up for his misdeeds. And after he blew his load on my big juicy ass, I told that jerk to fuck off, and left him in the middle of nowhere, just like he deserved!

Busty blonde MILF Stacey was just coming back from a job interview, and was certain she didn't get it because the other chick fucked the employer! She was just talking about how she was going to do it, too--become one of the slutty ones who will fuck their way to the top--when I felt my dick go hard in my pants. I suggested that the sexy babe could practice on me, and I would waive the taxi fee, but Stacey said she wanted to negotiate. For one month driving her around, she would agree to fuck me in the car! Well, fuck me, I pulled over pretty fast! Stacey had the most amazing E-cup tits, and she loved my huge cock. When she asked my name, I said they call me John, and that thing you've got in your mouth? That's "The Bishop!" Stacey ate my ass like she went to school for it, then tittyfucked me with those massive fake tatas of hers. I fucked her up against the slut hatch, and I have to be honest, it was hard to hold off cumming, she was so amazing! I'm pretty sure she'll get that next job.


Nicole came from France and arrived at lunch time, so I invited her to share my sushi. I had to break the news to the beautiful twenty-something that she had missed the boat on becoming a fashion model, but there was still lots of opportunities in porn! Nicole discussed her fantasies with me, and did a lot of giggling! In the end, she decided it would be okay to shoot a casting with me, and show off her incredible blowjob skills. And she was amazing! Once she stripped off, I could see that this girl had an incredible body, tanned and toned and slim, with perfect fake tits. She rode my cock so beautifully, I almost forgot I was supposed to be interviewing her! But the doggystyle did me in completely. I barely had time to pull out before blowing my load all over her juicy ass. Nicole just looked back at me and smiled, like a proper cum lover would, and I knew right then, she was destined to be a star!

Busty brunette Vickie was on her way to meet a client at a hotel, but he cancelled as soon as we were on our way. I asked her what kind of client she had, and she said her sexy outfit should tell me already--then she flashed me her shaved pussy! The little tart wasn't even wearing knickers! Vickie asked if I would like to take her client's hour, now that she was free, and since she was sexy as hell, I figured I'd help the horny bird out. I passed her some cash and after she counted it, I hopped in the back to see what my money would buy. Vickie was a total pro, and gave me a fucking incredible blowjob. She tongued my arse without even asking, let me fuck her in any position I wanted, and even climbed on the hood of the taxi so I could doggystyle her. I blew my load over that hot babe's ass and tight, shaved pussy. Best money I ever spent!

Christina was a piece of cake! I saw the beauty blonde walking today and I had to talk to her, then I noticed a tattoo on her arm! "Hi, my name is Martin! I'm a tattoo artist looking for a model for an upcoming show!" Too easy! The pretty chick followed me back to a nearby building and stripped off to see if she could qualify for my show, even letting me take some pics of her in her underwear. Just as we were comfortable, I did my bit, offering Christina money to fuck me right there in the stairwell! She had Carpe Diem tattooed on her chest, so I was hoping she might seize the day, and indeed she did! Soon enough, this beautiful lady was on her knees, sucking gently on my thick cock and looking up at me with her lovely eyes. I bent her over so I could watch her juicy ass as I fucked her doggystyle, blew my load all over her massive tits, and then politely told her, "thank you very much" before getting the fuck out of there!

It's Ricky's first time getting a massage from stunning Latina Victoria, but this unique masseuse doesn't use her hands! Victoria caters to a very specific clientele who want to feel her tender tootsies all over their bodies, and this slender beauty gives Ricky plenty of opportunities to admire her long legs in sheer stockings as she bends over to lay out a towel on the table. Ricky isn't quite sure what to expect, but Victoria soon has him naked on the table as she hops up and runs her toes down his back. Ricky gets so excited, she has him flip over and treat him to a hot foot job, slipping out of her stockings and letting him oil up her feet before sliding his cock between her soles! Soon Ricky is the one giving Victoria a rub-down, spreading oil over her big ass and huge tits as he fucks her deep in her pussy and then jizzes on her toes!

I saw Sophia Laure by the river and thought she was a very pretty girl, so I approached her and started a conversation. Sophia, a native of France, spoke very little English, but understood well enough when I pulled out a stack of euros. Sophia was here on holiday, so I figured she might be able to use a little extra spending money. I offered her 300 euro to show me her boobs, and was surprised how quickly she accepted my offer. I asked her for a blowjob, but after a car drove by, she was a little hesitant. It took more negotiating, but by bringing the sum up to a thousand euro, Sophia agreed to some sexy fun. We found a secluded location that had a picnic table, and Sophia hiked up her shorts so I could play with her ass. Dropping to her knees, Sophia sucked my dick, then I fucked her doggystyle. After we fucked on the picnic table, I came all over her pussy!

Naughty girls Evelin and Haley are up to no good, running rampant around town and getting nasty! These troublemakers are doing everything from making out in public to flashing their tits and asses at any guy in sight. The slutty gals dare each other to even nastier heights, until they finally get so turned on they need to find a bit of privacy so they can really get up to some trouble. Even at a quiet spot in the park, a local perv watches Haley eat Evelin's pussy until the babes chase him away when Evelin squirts all over him! The babes just keep cumming, licking each other's clits and scissoring, and Haley even tongues Evelin's asshole!

Sex goddess Mandy Muse is here to demonstrate every erotic possibility you can imagine. This raven-haired beauty is warmed up and ready to go, with a sparkly butt plug already stretching out her ass and a hunger to get all her holes good and fucked! Mandy starts herself off by playing with her clit, and when Ramon arrives she gives a perfect textbook demo of doggystyle in her pussy and then her ass, then a super sloppy blowjob. Mandy has plenty more positions to show, like piledriver, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl, and who could forget about good old missionary as Ramon fucks her tight ass till she cums and then sprays his jizz all over her face!

Sapphire Blue was the cutest girl I had ever seen. Not to mention her big natural tits that were just spilling over her green dress. She was on her way to the races, but I just had to stop and touch those bouncing jugs. Obviously, one thing lead to another and before we knew it, we were tribbing our tight wet pussies together, dripping cum all over my leather seats! Time was of the essence, since Miss Blue had plans, so I made sure she went on all fours on my bonnet, sitting on my face so I could lick and suck her clit.


I was scheduled to take out the taxi today, but when Roxi Keogh wouldn't give me the keys I knew there was only one way to solve the problem. If she gave me multiple orgasms, I would gladly let her pick up clients. And was that a good bargain, because this fiery-haired babe licked and finger-banged my wet pussy until I was quivering in delight! Having her take care of me like that made me even hornier, so I put her on the bonnet and fucked her shaved snatch with two hands. Roxi was totally worth having a day off for!

When Sade Rose came into my taxi and talked about her sexually frustrating night, I knew I had to do something about it! Sharing a love for lesbian sex, I screeched to a halt, hopped into the back seat, and dove into her beautiful wet ebony pussy. She even happily went on all fours so that I could spank and lick her perfectly round ass. As my big fake tits bounced wildly, Miss Rose couldn't take her hands off of them, licking my hard nipples and then following my toned torso down to my sweet shaved snatch. No one is ever left sexually unsatisfied with me!

It'd been such a slow day I almost didn't see Jimena Lago hailing my taxi! As this sexy Latina hopped into the backseat, she asked if she could pay in Euros. What a silly question, we're in England, love! But before I could kick her out, she offered to lick my pussy as payment. Now that's definitely worth more than any other taxi fare! I promptly climbed into the back seat, pulled out my big tits, and spread my legs wide enough for her to dive directly into my shaved British cunt. Jimena was clearly an expert at eating pussy, but still, I didn't want to stop until I tasted her sweet Spanish snatch. Putting her on top, we 69'd until we climaxed together with a couple of mind-blowing orgasms.

Fuckin' Hell! What a funny thing to see Carmel Anderson in my cab, I hadn't seen her in years! Since I last saw her, she'd blossomed into a beautiful woman, and even better, a promiscuous slut who loves to please. After we'd caught up a bit, we started talking about Carmel's occasional lesbian dalliances, and she made her move, the nasty flirt she is! Carmel went down on me, I gave her a little pussy-eating lesson in how to hit my clit just right with her tongue ring, she had me quivering in no time. I was nearly ready to cum the second I felt her tongue travel slowly from my arsehole to my swollen clit, waves of pleasure radiating to my thighs with every lick! It was only fair that I return the favor, I had her on all fours offering me her peach of an ass, where I lick and finger both her sweet tight holes until she was cumming in my mouth!

Davon Kim is absolutely stunning, so when the svelte Asian walked into my office today, I couldn't help staring! We talked about fashion and nude modeling, then I asked to see her naked. She stripped so slowly and seductively, I forgot why we were there. I told her there were opportunities for her, and perhaps if we had a little fun together, I could put forward a recommendation. Since Davon had never been with a woman, she giggled a lot at my suggestion, then confessed she was scared. I came around the desk to comfort her, and to help her out of her bra and panties. She had the most perfect tits and a darling little ass! I wasted no time getting my tongue in that tight pussy of hers. I made her cum so hard, I was sure someone would hear her moaning in the offices next door! When we were done, the cheeky beauty told me I was naughty. I told her I would recommend her, and pointed her to the shower, then relaxed from my amazing orgasm!

My first day on the job with the FemaleFakeTaxi, the owner John trained me on all the lingo I'd need to find the most handsome men in town and seduce them in the back of my shaggin' wagon! It didn't take long for me to find a studly black man on the side of the road and pick him up, the banter was flowing when I asked him to unzip his pants and let me feast my eyes on his dick. Since Antonio was game to fool around, I joined him in the back to get my hands on his big black cock, and knelt in front of him to try to deepthroat as many inches as I could as he throatfucked me! After grabbing and running his hands over my thick body, Antonio slipped two fingers into my twat and fingerfucked me til I gushed squirt, then dove down and licked up all the cum running down my legs and pooling in my crack! After foreplay, we dipped outside to fuck on the hood of the car, Antonio thrusting deeply into me from behind where anyone could have seen our outdoor sex. After went back inside, I lowered myself onto his fat prick, Antonio split my arse open right down the middle, thrusting deep into me until the building pleasure of anal sex brought me to another orgasm!

When today's rider Rina Ellis jumped in wearing the sexy costume for her side-job, I knew I was in for a spot of fun. At one point in our trip, Rina started pleading with me to pull over she could pee, but couldn't hold it long enough and wet her pants! I pulled over immediately and gave this little Asian babe's ass cheeks a good spanking, then asked her to go outside and finishing taking her piss so I could see. Since Rina took forever to take her pants off, I stripped her out of her clothes and watched how my dominant Milf routine turned her on. Rina buried her face in my huge fake tits and motorboated me, before jumping on the back bench for more spanking and the facesitting fun of rough lesbian sex.

I almost kicked newspaper journalist Misha out of my taxi today. She kept insisting I was John, the Fake Taxi Driver, and started to interrogate me on all these fake news stories going around about fake taxi drivers having fake sex in fake council car parks and whatnot. I told her she could use this headline: Reporter Licks Fake Taxi Driver's Arsehole to Get a Story! And do you know what? She said okay! Definitely not the answer I was expecting, but she was a cute little thing with big natural tits, and thick in all the best places, so why not? This chick could deepthroat so well, I'm sure she was sucking and fucking her way to the top for some time. But when she opened her legs, I nearly fell in love. I fucking adore a hairy pussy! After we fucked for a bit, she even invited to me to pound her tight ass! I think the little slut just wanted a good rogering, to be honest, but she got her story either way!


You know me, I just can't help myself when a blonde teen like Eva jumps in my cab. we got to talking about her exhibitionist tendencies, and Eva told me she loves sunbathing naked, and didn't mind who saw her when she was doing her thing. Since Eva seemed like such fun, I offered to rub suntan oil all over every inch of her supple body, and help make sure she didn't miss a spot. Before we pulled over in a quiet spot, Eva lifted her top and proved to me she didn't have a single white spot or tan line on her natural breasts. Eva lifted her skirt and let me see her juicy rump too, with a faint crescent on untanned skin under her ass cheeks. Eva stripped completely naked before I rubbed oil into her skin, wetness flooding my pussy as I massaged the meat of her big butt. Eva was getting horny too, and she pounced on me, kissing me as she reached into my shirt, and offered up her wet cunt for all the facesitting and squirting fun of amateur lesbian sex.

Vittoria was left to explore Prague alone when her BF got sick on their weekend vacation. Lucky for her, I was there to show her the ropes! I met the busty blonde walking near the park and she was happy to chat. Vittoria is Italian, and so friendly that she didn't mind pulling up her sweater to show me her massive tits in exchange for a little party money. Like me, this woman knows the power of cold, hard cash. She didn't hesitate to say yes when I asked her to suck my dick, either! I could hardly believe it. I think Vittoria was more lonely than I realized. She fucked me like she missed me, those beautiful big boobs of hers bouncing over me like a vision.

Posh raven-haired MILF Candi Kayne came into my office today, looking like a million bucks! And when I asked her what type of modeling interested her, she didn't hesitate before saying, "porn!" I just love a bird who's straight to the point. Candi said she enjoyed golden showers and rimjobs, and had hidden talents that she thought would make her an excellent pornstar. And as it turned out, Candi Kayne did have some hidden talents! She was an incredible deepthroater, easily able to swallow my big cock in one go--even upside down! I gave that hot MILF the piledriver treatment, then made her cum with my tongue before shooting a massive cumshot on those pouty lips of hers. If Candi Kayne isn't a star already, I'll make her one for sure!

If you've ever seen one of the naughty videos that come from my dirty deeds operating a London taxi, then you'll know I go buck-wild for handsome black men like Dru. He turned on the charm the moment he got in the cab, and I thought he was like any of the wankers who try and chat me up. Nope, Dru sprang forward and tried to rob me, he only backed down when I told him about the security camera rolling, and the evidence I'd hand right over to the police. While I drove, I made him pull out his big black cock and start wanking it so I could see, and told him just to wait for me to join him in the back, because he was in big trouble! As soon as I started jacking him, he took charge again, and made me deepthroat his cock, pushing on the back of my head until I was gagging on his juicy dick. Dru started motorboating my big fake boobs, then he slipped his anaconda in between and titfucked me, before long I was desperate to get pounded for real, and after nailing me, he was kind enough to blow a massive cumshot all over my MILF pussy.

I knocked on Asia's door because her neighbors had been complaining about extremely loud sex noises. She said her husband was home and they'd had a little romp, so it had probably been her. She was a very attractive woman with a lovely pair of tits, and I told her so. Since she'd just had them done, the pretty wife offered me a little squeeze. Double Fs, she said! Well, one squeeze led to another, and the busty babe hauled out my truncheon for a little wank and a blowjob. She gave me a lovely tittyfucking, then rode my cock so I could see those massive tits bouncing. Asia made enough noise to warrant a second complaint from the neighbors, and me, I just got the heck out of there before her husband got home from his meeting!

Even if I don't speak much Italian, I didn't need to be fluent to communicate my horniness with today's passenger Luca. This handsome stud could tell from my interest in his love life that I was curious about his success with Czech babes. He started to flirt, and made me blush when he told me he was into blonde girls like me. I made my move asking him if it was true that Italian guys have big dicks, and I asked him to show me his for proof, and Luca whipped it out and started stroking it right there for me. My mouth was watering the whole time I drove us somewhere private so I could get my mouth on that big fat sausage and have some fun. By the time we pulled over, he was rock hard, and offered me that thick dick to deepthroat while he squeezed my big fake tits. Luca bent me over and pounded me, building up the intensity of his thrusts until I was moaning with pleasure every time I he rammed it deep in my tight Euro pussy.

This lady came to my window today and I thought she said, "can you take me where you took the others?" Then a few minutes into the ride, she told me she had a bone to pick with me, that I'm the dirty bastard who just fucked her stepdaughter! I tried to deny it was me, but she wasn't buying it, and even called me by my name. But it turned out this horny MILF wasn't angry at all: she just wanted some of the action for herself. I asked if she was a reporter or a cop, so she pulled out her big natural tits to prove she wasn't. I was thinking it over while she masturbated in the back, but what am I, some kind of saint? I found a place to park and made the dirty tart cum over and over again, pounding that posh ass of hers up against the slut hatch, before blowing my load all over her sexy glasses. She was so satisfied when we were done, that she said next time, she'd bring her stepdaughter along so we could all fuck together.

Blokes do go crazy for their football, and today's passenger Seth was no different. The moment he jumped in my cab, Mark started up with the banter, and his charm had me melting in my seat, and admitting to all kinds of naughty things, like my taste for outdoor sex. When it turned out we'd arrived early, the only way to pass the time was to drive off to a quiet spot where no one could interrupt our public sex. Seth buried his face between my big breasts, sucking on my nipples and motorboating me, before I pushed him back on the bench and started to give him a blowjob. I used two hands to deepthroat and gag on his rock hard cock, and sucked on his balls. I enjoyed Mark's oral sex skills when I lowered my ass on his face, he licked me to a facesitting orgasm while I grinded my wet pussy on his lips. My taxi's cams rolled as Seth pounded me so hard the cab rocked on its suspension, before he pulled out and shooting his load all over my huge fake tits!
