
Jessy Jones hired a math tutor to help him cram for his final exams. He was secretly hoping to get lucky, but one look at Cali Carter put a damper on his enthusiasm...this girl looks nerdy and boring as fuck! When Jessy ditches their study session to answer a call from his friend, Cali sneakily starts masturbating, proving us how wrong Jessy's first impression was! She overhears Jessy talking shit about her and is determined to prove him wrong, but he cuts study session short and sends her home before she has a chance to do anything. As she gathers her things, the slutty tutor purposefully forgets her calculator, which gives her the perfect reason to sneak back into the house! That's when she catches Jessy masturbating to porn! Cali immediately drops the nerdy act and shows her true colors as she uses Jessy's massive boner to teach him a math lesson he'll never forget!

In this edition of Mike's Apartment, find out what it's like to never pay your rent and have the landlord come to collect—only to find your girlfriend's home alone! Slutty Londoner Barbie Sins answered the door in her tiny white panties, teased us with her tight toned ass, and later we caught her playing with her dildo to boot! Blonde-haired Barbie wants to help her poor boyfriend out, so she offers to pay for his rent by sucking and fucking dick! And when her boyfriend caught her with Raul Costa's cock in her pussy, there wasn't anything he could do to stop it. He offered us money, but at this point it was too late: Barbie had already shown Raul how much she loves doggystyle and demanded he shoot his spunk all over her. At this rate, we might just let him live rent free—so long as the sexy Barbie keeps putting out, that is! Let this be a lesson to you: always pay your landlord, or your girlfriend might find another way to lay down a deal!

Crystal Rush is on her way to Russia when she is flagged during her airport security screening. Two security agents, Logan Long and Markus Dupree, take her to an interrogation room for a secondary screening where they inform her that something suspicious has been detected by the x-ray machine. Crystal insists she has nothing to hide and fully intends to flirt and fuck her way out of trouble, starting with Markus. While Logan interrogates her, Markus conducts a cavity search and finds out the suspicious object flagged is a butt plug Crystal has been wearing the whole time! However, instead of asking her to take it out, he starts playing with it while Logan continues to question her. Crystal tries her best to contain her moans, but Logan eventually discovers what is going on and joins Markus, giving the slutty traveler two cocks to suck! DP fans can rejoice as Crystal is more than happy to fuck her way out of trouble, so the two agents spitroast her and take turns pounding the hot slut's asshole and dripping wet pussy!

The stunning Nikki Darling hasn't been able to achieve orgasm with any of her partners. She has been working extremely hard at it, but nothing he does is working. She is able to reach intense orgasms through solo masturbation but has not reached that level of intimacy with her partner. The brilliant and beautiful Dr. Helena Locke has been working with Nikki Darling through her Orgasm Clinic and today's appointment is ready to go to the next level. Dressed in tight black clothing Nikki patiently awaits her doctor on a medical exam table. Helena Locke walks in and commands attention in her doctor's coat and thigh high stockings. Helena has a few questions for Nikki, has she been doing her homework? Has Nikki had any experience with bondage, discipline? Has Nikki experienced same sex attraction. It's timne for an intense hands on session. Helena tears off Nikki's clothes before spanking her round ass. Helena must work Nikki's ass hard to bring the correct blood flow and sensitivity to Nikki's body. After turning her ass red, Helena works on Nikki's perky perfect breasts and torments her nipples to arousal. Is Nikki ready to orgasm with Helena? A Hitachi is brought out for Nikki to use which brings a huge squirting flood orgasms. Helena's hands pound Nikkis engorged vulva to orgasm again and again. After fisting that tight perfect pussy, it's time for round 2. Tied up in tight rope bondage suspension, Helena brings out the flogger to do more sensitivity work on Nikki's ass and body. Nikki must also learn how to give orgasms before she can truly receive them. Her mouth is used to suck and fuck Helena's pussy, getting it dripping wet. Finally a dick on a stick comes out to fuck Nikki's pussy to orgasm. For the final round of treatment, Helena brings out her big cock strap on. Nikki's pussy is pounded hard while clothespins are clamped to her tight body. For her final orgasm treatment Nikki's ass is fucked hard with deep anal. The anal penetration causes Nikki to scream in pleasure over and over and over again.

A trio of sweet blonde sluts - Sierra Day, Chastity Lynn and Penny Pax - visits ass-obsessed director Mike Adriano for a wild session of nasty anal fun. The girls tease Mike's camera by walking on his treadmill, their plump asses swaying with the motion, then spread their butt cheeks and tongue each other's tender sphincter. Sierra, Chastity and Penny orally worship the director's dick and eat his asshole in a POV-style triple-blow job. Sierra gets butt-fucked and her colon distends in a blooming 'rose-butt.' Penny and Chastity enjoy licking her prolapsed innards, sucking cock ass-to-mouth and taking a creamy cum facial.

What's a glamorous beauty like Adriana Chechik doing in a filthy, marathon gang bang like this? Well, two white pricks and half-a-dozen big black cocks! This is a thorough, nasty, all-holes manhandling with spanking, choking, greasy sodomy, anal gaping, thick spit running down Adriana's natural body and sex juice rubbed in her face. She's fingered to a squirting orgasm and treated to repeated, serious triple penetration; Adriana wails whenever her mouth isn't cock-stuffed. There's graphic, double-anal plowing, ass-to-mouth flavor, and two dudes lift Adriana bodily for a DP carry-fuck. The slut's intestinal innards bloom angry crimson! She farts goop into a wine glass and drinks it; multiple facials plaster her pretty face in semen and spit.

Naomi Woods is in bed reading a book. When she gets curious as to what her girlfriend Dillion Harper is up to, she gets up to investigate. Dillion is in the backyard watering the plants. It's a hot day outside and when she's had enough of the heat, she starts hosing herself up wetting her white t-shirt and her tight shorts in the process. When Naomi finally finds Dillion, she soaked. Her nipples are hard as a rock and are popping out of her shirt. Naomi is so turned out that she can't wait to undress Dillion. She calls her into the house and the girls start making out immediately and rip off each other's clothes. Dillion rubs her ass on Naomi's pussy before Naomi grabs her pussy and start playing with her clit. Dillion kisses her back as she shoves her tongue deep down her throat. Naomi wants those hard wet nipples in her mouth and when she finally gets them it there she nibbles on them for what feels like an eternity. Dillion doesn't seem to find as she moans louder and louder. When Dillion asks Naomi to climb on top of her and face fuck her she can't help but comply. She sits on her mouth and rubs her pussy juices all over Dillion's face, who devours her pussy in the process. When Naomi cums and wants some pussy for herself Dillion can't refuse her as she squirts all over Naomi's face.

Adriana has the hots for Seth, her new stepbrother, but doesn't act on it. Instead, she writes all her dirtiest and nastiest fantasies in her diary. Her last entry is so hot that she can't help but masturbate after writing it, unaware that Seth is spying on her. She then goes to take a shower, accidentally leaving her diary out for anyone to see. Of course, Seth reads it and decides to indulge his stepsister's depraved fantasies. When Adriana comes back to the bedroom, Seth grabs her and pushes her on the bed! She begs him to spank her and he's more than happy to leave his handprint all over her perfect ass! He then facefucks her, getting his big cock balls deep in her mouth! Then, he ties her to the bed before giving her the rough fucking she's been wishing for!


Busty, big-assed Angela White loves to have fun playing dress-up. This flirtatious fox plugs her bum with a tail and dolls herself up so she can tease her boyfriend Markus Dupree while he tries to talk on the phone. When Markus gets one look at Angela he goes into beast mode, grabbing Angela's giant tits and lapping up her pussy with his tongue. Then Angela moans and groans while Markus fucks her pussy and asshole with primal passion, and she's so turned on she gets on her knees to lick Markus's ass. Soon Angela is screaming as she squirts all over herself again and again, then she devours Markus's dick while covered in her own juices. After twenty minutes of hardcore anal action, Angela is left gaping and pleading to Markus, “fuck me forever!” Markus loves Angela's ass so much he shoots his sticky seed all over it, but insatiable Angela has to lick some up for a taste. What a foxy girl!

The slaves are here to serve the House, but not always through basic service. Today they are serving as entertainment for the guests. Stefanos takes turns playing with the slaves, and eventually makes them put on a a sexual display for our guests. One of our slaves, o, has never been fisted, and kaos makes a valiant attempt, but does not succeed. Later, tramp is put on a table and brutally fucked by kaos, while Stefanos punishes her. She squirts all over the table once allowed to have the final orgasm of the day.

The Upper Floor Steward has invited the local BDSM community to have brunch with The House. Immediately one cheeky female guest has some questions about the dining tables capabilities, and has her head fastened in the table stocks with her ass exposed in the air. Her Master makes sure to answer all her questions with a flogger while slave kaos rips orgasms from her vulnerable pussy.Once everyone moves into the lounge, Christine tears into Moriel with a female friend, caning, flogging, and ripping a zipper from her tender flesh. Eden Alexander plays the switch, starting the day helpless and tickle tortured in a straight jacket, ending the day strap on fucking a female sub with Scorpio. Master John and slave sue delight with heavy impact play and a brutal clothespin zipper, lovingly removed by Stefanos and John. The ever horny and gorgeous Simone has three males friends to play with, Jack Hammer to bind and beat her, and her Master Steve and a friend to suck, fuck, and please with her squirting orgasms. Nerine and slave kaos get into some antics with a giant whisk and roll of plastic wrap. There is female wrestling, Beretta topping for the first time on The Upper Floor after cumming for the guests, and a beautiful suspension flogging with Torque and Pynki.

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Asa Akira and Nacho Asian Squirting Machine. It doesn't seem possible that such a little girl, Asa Akira, can handle a huge cock like Nacho's but she does. From the aptly named ASA AKIRA TO THE LIMIT our heroine looks amazing and fucks like it might be her last time. An Asian ass to mouth anal scene that has to be seen to believed. You'll see. Soon.

Marica Hase is a tight little Asian slut that gets her sweet slit slurped up before riding some nice white cock. This itty bitty whore is a SQUIRTER like crazy when she cums and to add some icing to this cake - she loves getting a cock in her ass! Watch little Miss Marica take this cock so well in all of her sweet little holes and then impatiently wait for a load in her mouth! She gets the make-up fucked right off of her!


Sophie Dee Has Multiple Squirting Orgasms. That's the headline and it's all true. This English tart defines sexy, big tits, big ass, pretty face and a dirty mind. From SQUIRT GASMS Sophie must be well hydrated because she can't stop squirting. On top she squirts, in doggy she squirts, in missionary she squirts. Did I mention Sophie Dee squirts Oh, and she sucks dick too, and she's got great tits, really great tits. Did I mention she squirts She does, over and over again. Voluptuous, that's Sophie Dee, if you like curvy girls that love to fuck you shouldn't miss Sophie Dee. Did I mention she squirts

Victoria June is fed up of her good-for-nothing husband cheating on her! She fully intents on taking advantage of a Halloween party to get a much needed revenge fuck! She gets ready by slipping on a tight form-fitting dress that highlights her big tits and perfect ass and completes her look with a wig and mask to conceal her identity. Once she arrives at the party, she catches the eyes of a masked stranger. The hot Latina teases the mysterious man from across the room and he follows her back to a quiet area. Then, the man immediately pushes Victoria against a wall and lifts her skirt to lick her dripping wet pussy! Victoria then puts her luscious cock-sucking lips to good use and deepthroats the masked stranger! Then, they fuck each other's brains out, all while keeping their masks on, of course! After all, nothing say revenge fuck like good sweaty anonymous sex!

Who's that hot Latina with her nice ass squeezed into a tight skirt and her big tits popping out of her shirt? It's Mia Martinez and she's on her way to meet her lover Jmac! They only have half an hour before her boyfriend comes to pick her up and they fully intend on making every second they have together count! In fact, she's in such a hurry that she starts sucking his big cock the moment she hops into his car! She gives him road head all the way back to his place, then the hot slut can't strip fast enough! Turns out, the car blowjob was just a warmup, so Mia takes Jmac's big cock deep in her mouth as he face fucks her! Of course, this gets her pussy dripping wet, so he's more than happy to fuck her brains out! Then he covers her pretty face with his man juice right before dropping her back where he picked her up!

Busty MILFs Krissy Lynn and Dana DeArmond were all set for an intense workout at their Aqua Aerobics class in their sexy bathing suits, but their instructor, Markus Dupree, turned out to be a dirty lecher. Markus was more interested in grabbing their tits, squeezing their asses, and making them pose with each other for his amusement and passing it off as exercise. After Markus' cock pops out of his trunks, these ladies decide they've had enough: they pull their instructor out of the pool, lay him down, and make him their man-slut. The girls take turns swallowing his dicks and demanding he fuck their hot wet pussies while the other students can't help watching. Markus fucks Dana until she squirts and makes her taste herself, then makes her jealous by giving Krissy the doggystyle she desires. Eventually, Markus can't take being dominated any longer and he gives Dana a facial that drizzles onto Krissy for a nice creampie. Who else wants in on this wet and wild fun?

Alex Legend is flipping through the various channels of his television when he stumbles on a sexy workout led by a really sexy Anna Bell Peaks! She's stretching showing off her ass, nice view of her tits jiggling as she does aerobics--basically your typical workout video...but Ms. Peaks is the hottest instructor you'll ever see! Mr. Legend can't help but whip out his dick and start jerking it as he watches her...when all of the sudden something really weird happens! Anna Bell sees him through the TV and asks him if he's jerking off. What the fuck!? Confused, Alex can't believe his eyes as Anna Bell hops out of the screen and into his fucking living room, leading him through a seriously sexy workout of his own! Looks like this Halloween, Anna Bell Peaks means business--and she's hungry for a big dick to suck and fuck! Watch as her vigorous, sexual workout puts her tits and ass to good use--by bouncing on a big dick!

Sean Lawless is coaching an all-female soccer team. When one of his players, Adriana Chechik, takes a much deserved water break, she grabs his cock through his shorts. Not one to turn down the advances of a horny player, Coach Lawless sends the girls off to practice, but asks Adriana to stay; he wants to show her how to improve her ball handling skills. The moment she's alone with her coach, the slutty brunette starts sucking Sean's big hard cock, showing him she's already an expert at handling his balls! Then, Sean bends Adriana over the refreshments table and gets a taste of her dripping wet pussy! They sneakily fuck out in the open as the rest of the team practice for the big game! While making good use of the bleachers, Coach Lawless is determined to show the horny slut she's his MVP – Most Valuable Pussy – even if it means almost getting caught by the rest of the team!

Tight athletic personal trainer Tiffany Watson is finishing up her workout when her client, Seth Gamble, drops by the gym for a session with his nerdy redhead girlfriend. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed Tiffany gets his girlfriend set up doing squats and then she gives Seth the workout he's been craving, which always starts with her pumping his cock in and out of her mouth! As soon as Seth is pumped up from his blowjob, Tiffany sends his girlfriend off to the treadmill in the other room so Seth can lay Tiffany down on a workout bench and give this exercise slut the high-energy cardio she is craving. Seth tears off Tiffany's shorts and sports bra, licks her pussy, and drives his dick into her. Tiffany sets a personal record for hip thrust reps as she takes Seth's cock, then flips over and this dirty duo tones their cores with some demanding doggystyle action. But will Seth's girlfriend realize that's not sweat pooled on Tiffany's chin?

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to two of the hottest pornstars in the industry: Ashley Adams and Jenna Foxx! Come spend the day with these two sluts as they take the streets of Miami by storm! We meet up with these busty beauties on the beach as they flash their massive boobs and have some fun building sand castles. When Charles Dera meets up with these two luscious ladies, they decide to go on a road trip where they cause traffic on the highway by sucking some dick in the backseat! When we needed to stop for gas, these girls start flicking their clits and squirting all over the convertible! There's nothing these wild and cock crazy ladies won't do, so enjoy spending the day with Ashley and Jenna as they suck cock on the freeway, squirt from their pussies in the street and eventually take Charles back to their hotel where they fuck his brains out with their fantastic tits and asses on full display! Ashley and Jenna absolutely love fucking around Miami, especially if it means spending the day with Reality Kings!


Our hot gym prankers are back for part two of our April Fool's special! This time, the focus is on Karlee Grey as she tests just how much she can get away with at the gym! In her first prank, she pretends to need help lifting weights, but when a well-intentioned gym goer comes to her rescue and lifts the barbell off her, her top comes off! Then, Kali Roses makes a special guest appearance for a squatting session you will wish you were there to witness in person! Meanwhile, Karlee gets on the stationary bike and flashes her tight pussy and firm ass to whoever happens to be exercising behind her. This includes Jay Smooth who gets rock hard checking out the sexy brunette. He tries his luck and approaches Karlee to get a taste of her dripping wet pussy, much to the surprise of the other gym goers! Is Jay also in on the prank or is he just a gutsy guy? Either way, he gets to pound the horny gym bunny during the best kind of workout! Happy April Fool's Day everybody!

Sassy, young Ukrainian babe Daphne Klyde is horny for her hung boy-toy, Charlie Dean. Returning home from a wild party, the kinky cutie smokes a cigarette while sucking cock, fingering her wet twat as she deep-throats. Daphne squirts girl cum from serious cunt pounding. She takes a hard anal ride on Charlie's throbbing rod. Flaunting her gaping rectum, Daphne lewdly farts. She gives slobbery, ass-to-mouth fellatio. A passionate, intense session of sodomy features multiple gushing orgasms and a creamy, cum-swallowing climax.

Cadence Lux is having trouble in her love life. She's been on several dates and has had sex with some of the guys but can't seem to orgasm. When she vents to her friend, Lena Paul, about this, Lena just laughs it off explaining that Cadence knows how she feels about men's inability to make women cum and that she shouldn't be so hard on herself. Lena suggests that if she wants to learn how to cum she's gonna have to do that on her own and not rely on some guy for the pleasure she's seeking. She suggests she come over and pick up some toys so she can explore her sexuality. Cadence knows Lena is a lesbian and asks her if this is just a ploy to get her naked. Lena laughs it off, assuring her that she just wants to her help. Cadence complies and heads over to her place. The girls are sitting in the living room when Lena pulls out the biggest vibrator Cadence has ever seen. She shows her how she applies it to her pussy and turns it on. Cadence feels awkward as she watches her friend practically get off in front of her. Lena turns it off as she's just about to cum. She hands it over to Cadence and tells her it's her turn, adding that it's probably best she take her clothes off. Cadence protests immediately, reminding Lena that she's not a lesbian. Lena tells her this isn't about seducing her as much as it is about removing all the encumbrances. When Cadence is unsuccessful in cumming, Lena takes off all her clothes, take the vibrator from her and shows her how it's done. Within minutes she's squirting all over the place. Cadence can't believe her eyes and wants desperately to cum. When Lena volunteers to help, Cadence can't say no, she wants to cum and will do anything to make that happen.

We all know what it's like to go up against an angry girlfriend. Yelling, frustration, throwing… Now, there are also a few of us that know what it's like facing an angry Latina girlfriend. There's a fire there that you don't expect. Markus is one such unlucky fellow who has incurred the wrath of the explosive Victoria June. She's found a pair of pink bikini bottoms in Markus' truck. They're not hers. Not good. So what does she do? She storms into his house like a fucking hurricane, sniffing around for the lying, cheating, no-good son of a… Oh, he's showering? Well, she's got a wet surprise for him! Hope he's ready to face the wrath of a woman scorned with only his towel to defend himself with…

Glamorous Vicki Chase poses topless in black pumps and stockings. The stunning Latina teases and talks dirty, and then fingers her cunt while fucking her butt with a dildo. Studs Markus Dupree and John Strong waste no time stuffing their diamond-hard rods in her orifices. One drills her twat while the other slams her sphincter, leading to a deep-throat, ass-to-mouth, double blowjob. A marathon pounding features crude double anal penetration -- two cocks up her ass at once! Plus there's graphic rectal gaping and squirting orgasms. Finally, Markus and John decorate her beautiful face in cum.

'I'm really nervous,' her Cuckold says, eyeing all the black men in the bar. The Cuckold is outnumbered 7 to 1...and they're all Bulls, too! 'I'm really horny,' Jennifer White says, looking right into the eyes of her cuck. 'So don't get in my way!' Jennifer and her Cuck continue dancing, but in a very short matter of time one of the Bulls cuts in. He elbows the Cuck and starts dancing with Jennifer -- and he starts groping her, too! Then, another Bull walks on the dance floor, and he doesn't even attempt to dance; instead, he lifts Jennifer's skirt and begins groping! Then it all goes down quickly, as all the Bulls -- even the bartender -- dash towards Jennifer. They know it's ON! Jennifer does her best to satisfy all the Bulls, offering up all her holes. 'Hey fellahs,' her Cuckold says, meekly, 'maybe take it easy on her?' The Bulls shove him and laugh, like bullies on the school playground. This makes the Cuckold's dick even harder. The Bulls bang Jennifer so well she has more than one gushing orgasm, and then they make her 'airtight'. With all three holes stuffed with BBC, Jennifer and her Cuckold are in pure ecstasy! That's about the time the Bulls start dropping loads. And they drop the loads where ever they please: in Jennifer's mouth; in Jennifer's pink pussy; even in Jennifer's tight, tight asshole! And all that mess? Well, that's where the Cuckold takes over!

Gia is such a smoking hot babe and these days we only see her in charge. After many requests from Kink members, The Pope sets up a date with Gia where she agrees to submit to him. This is a very rare occasion as Gia is very particular about who she will submit to. Watch as Gia proves exactly why she is such a total bad ass with self-inflicted corporal and squirting orgasms.

Isabella De Laa is a tall drink of water who is dressed to impress for her date with Lutro. Lutro wines and dines Isabella with some nice sushi and whiskey. After only a bite or two, though, Isabella makes it clear that Lutro can have anything at all he wants as long as he gives her some deep pleasure in the process. Lutro doesn't wait for Isabella to ask twice. Instead, he comes around to cup Isabella's twat as he pulls her miniskirt up. The meaty surprise that awaits him is like a magnet for his tongue. Sinking to his knees, Lutro licks at Isabella's landing strip snatch while fondling her clit with his thumb. When Lutro gets to his feet to finger bang Isabella to her first climax, he doesn't quit until she has squirted her pleasure all over the floor.Now Isabella has earned a treat of her own. Lutro takes a seat on a stool and lets Isabella peel him out of his pants so that she can take his big dick in hand. Stroking and sucking, Isabella settles in for an eager BJ. She makes sure to get Lutro's balls in on the action as she cups and sucks those tender sacs. She keeps it up until Lutro can't take it another moment.Pulling Isabella to her feet, Lutro arranges her so that she is leaning over the counter with one leg propped on the barstool that Lutro has just vacated. He is already primed to fuck as he comes up behind Isabella and shoves himself deep. Isabella's moans and mewls are music to Lutro's ears as he gives her her first taste of the D.Picking Isabella up, Lutro turns her around so that her bottom is on the stool. She spreads herself wide open for Lutro to continue his pussy pounding. He gives it to her just the way she needs it, hard and fast and deep. Isabella is on the edge of cumming when Lutro pulls out and uses his magic fingers to make her squirt yet again. Even as Isabella's twat is pulsing with the force of her climax, Lutro slides back home and works to renew her passion all over again.Once again Isabella finds herself in Lutro's arms as he relocates them to the couch. He lays Isabella on her back and licks her snatch lean of its juices before arranging one of her ankles on his shoulder. Without further ado, Lutro slams back inside. The position lets them maintain intimate eye contact as Lutro keeps both their parties going.Rolling over, Isabella wiggles her bottom to invite Lutro back inside. On her hands ad knees, she finds that Lutro's nice dick hits all the right spots. It's even hotter when Lutro leans back to let Isabella set the pace of her own ride. She's game for the challenge as she bops away on her own personal fuck stick before Lutro takes over once again.Next, Lutro takes Isabella's place on the couch so that she can climb on top of him. The new position gives Isabella all the power as she leans forward for an intimate ride. She keeps up a breakneck pace as Lutro smacks that booty. When Isabella turns to her side, Lutro bounces on the couch into her welcoming heat until he shoves upwards and gluts her with a creampie.
