
"Hang on," said Rhiannon Ryder as she got into my cab, "I thought I was the biggest slut in the village!" I had to inform her she was mistaken. We were wearing similar outfits, but I was driving the Fake Taxi, wasn't I? Rhiannon took that as a challenge, and insisted I join her in the backseat. We started some mutual masturbation while feeling each other's tits, and my pussy was immediately dripping wet. Rhiannon and I engaged in some tribbing, then a sexy 69 where I ate her ass, and we were about to really turn up the volume when John opened the door! Perfect timing, because now we were able to see who the real "biggest slut" was!

I get some odd passengers driving the Female Fake Taxi, but my trip with Deny Lou was one of the strangest. First of all, he got into the car with pantyhose on his head and a black plastic bag. Deny demanded I drive fast, and I didn't like the way he was speaking to me one bit. I'm a good driver, and I didn't care what he was running from: I will not be spoken to that way in my own cab! I demanded he pull his cock out, then got into the backseat to punish him. I played with my tits as the cheeky thief ate my pussy, then rode him until he made me climax multiple times. For a guy in such a hurry, he sure did last a long time!

Today I saw a stunning Spanish teen trying to skateboard in the park, but her huge boyfriend was with her! She was so beautiful, I had to try anyway, and approached them both. I told them I was from a TV show and we were looking for models, and I would like to do a casting with Apolonia. The big guy agreed to let me take her nearby and take some photos, and I managed to get him to wait outside while I went into the stairwell with the gorgeous spinner. She didn't speak English, but she understood about exchanging money for blowjobs. Those big dark cat eyes of hers and those pouty lips--what an amazing face! She looked up at me innocently as she was sucking my dick, then she rode me in the stairwell and took a mouthful of my cum! It was dripping off her chin and tiny titties just when her boyfriend came to check on us...

It was a slow day, so I was very happy when Rob Blonde got into my car. Rob was in a hurry to meet friends at the center of town, but I was having trouble listening to his story. I was too busy checking out his muscular body! Rob was here visiting friends, but had checked out the local gyms. I wanted him to train me almost as bad as I wanted to sit my fit ass on his face! I made an excuse to come to the backseat under the pretense of feeling his muscles, then started my seduction by showing him my big natural tits. I gave Rob a sloppy blowjob, then he fucked me until I came hard!

I was driving my cab today when a cheeky bastard by the name of Axel Aces got into the backseat. He got right to poking fun at me, asking if I was actually driving my dad's cab, because I looked too young to own a car like this one! Now I might come from a cabby family, but I had my badge and offered to show him. He kept being cheeky, so I told him to be careful before I went back there, gave him a spanking, and put a banana up his arse! I invited him to check out my badge in the front seat, and he grabbed my tits! I wasn't about to let him get a squeeze without getting something in return, so I pulled over, got into the backseat, and fucked his brains out!

Hot blonde estate agent Barbie Sins told me all her clients were friendly and had great service from her, but I still believe they're all crooks! I was telling her about having my estate praised for 1.8 million as I drove her to work, but I was having difficulty tearing my eyes away from her incredible body, especially those massive tits popping out from her top. As soon as I mentioned the money, Barbie got a lot more friendly with me, offering me a free inspection, wanting a piece of the commission for herself! I told her she'd have to do a lot more than that, and she answered she would bend over backwards to get the sale. She wasn't lying! She invited me into the back to show me just how far she was willing to go, and as soon as she started deepthroating my cock, I knew the horny bird meant business! She tongue-fucked my arse, then rode me like a banshee to ensure she got the work, and made me cum so hard, I think I just might think about it! Talk about an enterprising slut!

It was Christmas time, and I was just thinking to myself how much I hoped to get a big black cock on Christmas morning, when lo and behold, Dru Hermes got into my cab. Though Christmas only days away, Dru had not even started his shopping yet, and was on his way to the stores to purchase some gifts. Having a stud like Dru in my car made me horny, so I started touching my pussy as I told him exactly what kind of gift I wanted Christmas Morning. I had Dru get his big black cock out, pulled out my tits, and sucked his dick in the backseat. After he fucked my tight pussy, I let him fuck my big arse, and finally, he came all over my face! Merry Christmas, Dru!

It was a bloody cold day but I was feeling naughty, so I wore my skimpiest outfit for my shift the Fake Taxi, and lucky for me, Antonio Black got into my cab. I could tell Antonio was horny too, because I could see the outline of his big black cock hard-on through his pants! Antonio wasn't shy about telling me how much he'd love to suck on my perky tits, and likewise, I wasn't shy about telling him how much I'd love a finger of his in my arse as I sucked his cock! As soon as I could pull over, I hopped into the backseat, and got right to deepthroating his dick. After riding the stud, he made me squirt with his fingers. I was so turned on that I spread my pussy wide so he would have something to look at while he came all over me!


I was handling some business on my phone when Andrew Truck asked me if I was free. I wasn't going to give him a ride, but he was insistent, so I let him hop in my backseat. Andrew was on his way to meet friends. We started chatting and realized we were both drivers. As we chatted, I noticed him looking at my big natural tits. Straightforwardly, he asked if he could touch them. I was impressed with the honesty and said yes, but only if he let me see his cock. I sucked his dick in the backseat, and bounced my ass up and down on his rod. When he was ready to cum, I played with my tits, and he dropped a huge load!

Misha is a beautiful student studying at university, but her parents are rich and send her lots of money, so she was a hard sell. A gorgeous young blonde in a schoolgirl skirt, but man, could she negotiate! She showed me her puffy boobs and tight student pussy for some fast cash, and she seemed to really enjoy it. I told her she made my dick hard, and she asked to see, so I whipped him out for her right on the side of the road. She told me she liked my big dick, so I asked if she would suck him for me. The naughty stranger almost fit it all in her mouth! Oh, I loved it! We were both so turned on, we fucked by the river with Misha riding me, her panties pulled to the side. What a lovely girl! And how lovely she looked with my cum all over her face!

I was just thinking to myself how much I would love to meet a sexy Spanish stud when, like a granted wish, Dorian Del Isla flagged down the cab. Dorian had to come to town for work and had some time off, so he was looking for a way to relax. He asked if I knew any massage parlors or strip clubs, but I knew a better way to relax him. I joined him in the backseat and showed him by big tits, then pulled his cock out and gave him a blowjob. I love to be spanked, so I climbed on his hard cock reverse-cowgirl so he could smack my ass while he pounded my pussy. His dick was delicious, and the load he popped in my mouth was even better!

I picked up Sasha Steele today to introduce her to my new beard and see if she was still up for driving the taxi sometimes, and she looked fucking hot, all dressed up for summer. I had an appointment with my hot lady doctor, so I couldn't stay long, especially since she was giving me a prostate exam! But sneaky Sasha pointed out that the doctor couldn't give me a prostate massage with her tongue the way that Sasha could! So I said fuck the doctor's, and went ass-backwards into the backseat, to see if Sasha could touch my prostate. Sasha gives amazing rim jobs, one of the best I've ever had, and she's no slouch at gagging on cock, either. I fingered her pussy while she sucked me off, then I pulled her lace panties to the side so she could ride me. The Bishop got a proper bashing, then Sasha rode my face to fulfill her wish of soaking my beard in pussy juice!

I was driving along when I saw Stirling Cooper on the side of the road. He was an Ozzie touring the UK to take in the history, but I was more interested in taking in his big cock! Since he was Australian, I asked Sterling if he would felt like chucking his sausage on my barbie. He was a little shocked, but definitely interested! I hopped into the backseat and deepthroated his big cock, then pulled out my boobs so he could tit-fuck me. After he ate me pussy and licked my ass, I hopped on his hard cock and he fucked me hard and deep. By the time he gave me a facial, he shot spunk everywhere!

It was a bloody cold day and just my luck, the heating had stopped working in the FakeTaxi, so the sight of Antonio Black was a welcome one. The big man hopped into the back of the cab, and we chatted about the weather a bit before I mentioned how I could do with a nice hot chocolate. Antonio told me he had enough hot chocolate to go around, and got out his big black cock. He wanked until I pulled over, then I hopped in the back and gave him a blowjob. His big black cock felt so good in my wet pussy, and then he fucked my arse, the naughty man. I was riding him, taking his cock balls deep in my arse, and he was sucking my tits, when John opened the door. It was my lucky day, because I like having all my holes stuffed, so Antonio and John double-penetrated me, then gave me two delicious loads to swallow! Thanks guys!

Stacey Saran was looking rather fine when she stepped in my cab today in her little blue sundress with those long legs on display, and that big floppy sunhat. All posh and proper! Of course, she didn't recognize me at first due to my new beard. As I caught her up on the drama with the jealous boyfriend in Kent, her huge tits were bouncing all over my rearview mirror, so I asked the busty brunette if she'd like to get reacquainted! Stacey said yes, and when we stopped at my new spot, the sexy minx showed me how she could swallow cock, then wrapped me up in those massive knockers of hers for a beautiful tittyfuck. I'd forgotten about her amazing rimjobs. Stacey is really second to none when it comes to eating arse! I fucked her good and rough, then gave her a few minutes to clean the cum off her ass before I dropped her off for shopping and lunch, free of charge!

I was driving the FakeTaxi today when I saw Ben Kelly, a smartly dressed businessman, flagging down the cab. He was headed to Ashford for a meeting, so we got to chatting as I drove along the road. Ben told me he had heard about some dirty old taxi driver who was going around picking up women. Some kind of dirty man he was, who drove around and had girls lick his arse! Shame, said Ben, there were no female taxi drivers that did that. I told him to get his cock out and start wanking for me. His eyes went wide, but he complied, then I got into the backseat and gave him a blowjob. I got my big tits out for him to suck on, then gave him a rimjob. When he was nice and turned on, he fucked my pussy until I climaxed, and then he came so hard that I had to thank him for the spunk!

It was my first day on the job as a taxi driver, so I was feeling a bit nervous. Longwood was excited about a job interview he had today, and needed a lift to the train station. I'm from Scotland, not England, and I'm still learning the roads, so I accidentally made a wrong turn. Longwood was furious! He was going to miss his big interview, and I felt horrible. It was, after all, my fault. I was genuinely sorry, so I offered to make it up to him with a blowjob. I just love big black cocks, and he had one hell of a big cock! He sucked my big tits, then fucked my tight pussy in the backseat. His dick felt amazing inside me, and rubbing my clit, I got off so many times I lost count! When Mr. Longwood finally came on my pussy, it was one of the horniest sights I've ever seen. I think I'll enjoy this Female Fake Taxi job!

I saw Katy's amazing ass and had to try and talk to the pretty Czech babe, but she told me to leave her alone, and that she doesn't like to speak with strangers! I told her I am Martin, I'm not a stranger! But when I tried to offer her some fast work, she said she didn't want to earn a lot of money. So I tried flattery. I told her she had a model body. I asked her if she worked out. And I offered her a lot of money to do a casting, and when she said she didn't believe me, I showed her the money. That changed everything! Katy said she had small tits and was shy, but she was pretty much perfect. She showed me her ass without her underwear on and I told her I had an erection. The pretty brunette hesitated when I put cash in her hand for a blowjob, but eventually she squatted down and took him out for some pleasure. She sucked my dick so well, I just had to doggystyle the slim babe. And I could tell, even though she was shy, that she loved every second of it!

Still on the lam from my former Kent driving life, I met up with Michelle Thorne today to tell her why I'd been hiding out. She couldn't believe the story, and was glad I was okay. Of course, she was looking super fit with those enormous tits of hers poking out of that little dress! And I do have a soft spot for sexy blonde MILFs. I didn't need to go out on the prowl at all, with Michelle's delicious pussy right in my backseat! And with all the rumours going around, the poor tart hadn't been able to get her naughties in a while either. Michelle played with her pussy while I drove us to my brand new shagging spot. She knows exactly where my sweet spots are, the horny bird! She gave me a fantastic gagging blowjob and when my cock was nice and wet, I got the best tittyfuck with those incredible knockers. I left her pussy dripping with my cum. Always a lovely sight, and always a lovely time with the spectacular Michelle Thorne!

Sophie Anderson and I had just fucked that old cheeky pervert John, but the whole time during the threesome I couldn't stop thinking about how I wanted her all to myself! I decided to borrow the FakeTaxi and picked Sophie up. She was the most dirty girl I had ever played with, and I loved it! Sophie told me she was a fan of my films, and that she often played with her pussy while watching them. As she said these words, her fingers starts to rub her clit. I didn't want to crash so I drove her to a secluded location, hopped in the backseat and started playing with her huge tits. We went down on each other all over the cab, and I admit, made a bit of a mess! I ate Sophie's big ass while she fingered her pussy and came, then I rode her face as she moaned in pleasure! When John found us, the cab was a mess, but with a wink and a proposition, John forgave us real quick!

Mr. Longwood got into my cab today screaming about how he had just been robbed. He tried to get me to drive right away, but that's not how cabs work. Apparently, a few hooligans jumped him, and they had taken his jacket, wallet, and phone! I asked him how he would pay his cab fare, but he kept pleading we take off. I told him we could work something out: I'd give him a ride if he gave me a taste of his big black cock! I could tell he was interested, so I pulled off and told him to pull out his BBC and get it hard for me. Joining him in the back of the cab, I gave him a blowjob, then he ate my pussy. I climbed onto him to ride him cowgirl as he sucked my tits, then made me cum. His cock felt so good that I wanted it in my ass, so he stretched my holes, then gave me a proper facial!

My friend and I stopped Lita Phoenix today on the street, because her ass was amazing! The beautiful Russian was just visiting Prague, and I offered her a lot of money to come back to my house nearby for a casting. But the petite stunner was so shy, she hesitated every step of the way and I even had to ask her to give the money back before she would show me her ass! But what an incredible body. Just perfect for me. It took some work, but eventually I got the amazing spinner naked and sucking on my big cock. We fucked on the casting couch, then I came in her lovely mouth as she looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes. Hard work, but totally worth the effort! I'm going to wank to this video for a long, long time.

I was able to see Sophie Anderson's big tits from around the corner. I wasn't even sure if she needed a taxi, but with tits like that, I couldn't help but stop! Lucky for me, Sophie needed a ride to the pub, and hopped right in! I could not stop staring at her tits in my rear view mirror, so I had to tell her. She pulled them right out! Apparently, she had been looking for a girl to play with, because men were being shady to her. It didn't take me long to scramble into the backseat. Sophie was a right fucking slut! I fingered her pink pussy and she came on my fingers, then licked it all up! I stuffed my panties in her mouth, then she stuffed them in my pussy. We did it all, tongue-fucking, rimjobs, and she licked my ass so well that I came on her tongue.

It was a bloody hot day to be driving the taxi, but a girl's got to earn a living, so when I saw a barely-dressed redhead on the side of the road I stopped and rolled down the window. Charlie Ten was headed to Wales for some kind of nudist retreat. By the look of her perky tits and thin waist, the retreat was going to be a sexy one! As we keep chatting, Charlie tells me she's been hitchhiking, and then it hit me: she didn't have any money! I have a special place in the hills where I take women who try to scam free rides, so I told Charlie what was going to happen. If she couldn't pay me, she would have to let me fuck her! Charlie was excited at the idea, and started rubbing her pussy. I had her eat me out and make me cum, then I tore her tights open and sucked her clit. I made Charlie cum on my face as I gripped her big ass, and made sure I got my money's worth!


I picked up Ava today, and had to explain why I was in disguise! The reason I'd disappeared for a while is some bloke found out I fucked his girl in the taxi, and then he cut my brake lines, almost causing me to crash! I can never go back to Kent again, it's true. I told Ava our plans were back on, then started to drive her back to town, but she was having none of it! She'd put on a pretty dress, left off her pants, and come 90 minutes to meet me, she said. And though I was on the hunt for new pussy, I do love Ava's amazing twat as well. So I found us a place to park where she could play with my beard and I could eat her snatch the way she likes. As usual, Ava was a total treat to fuck, down for some ass eating, and even drank my cum out of a little baggie in the end! Good thing she forgot her lunch, so she had lots of room to drink my protein shake!

My husband hasn't been fucking me recently, and I've been fucking horny. I met John in his taxi and he gave me the hard cock I've been missing, but even John couldn't keep up with my needs, so he let me take his taxi out for a ride. Wouldn't you know it, the first bloke I saw was my husband Marc! The dirty bastard had been fucking one of the local girls! It turned Marc on that I was on the prowl for men, and I wanted to taste the cunt juice on his cock, so we pulled the taxi over for some martial bliss. I gave Marc's hard cock a nice blowjob, then he ate my pussy and gave my big arse a rimjob! I pulled out my big titties, Marc's favourite, and then rode him in the backseat of the cab. Outside, I returned the rimjob favour, then we got back into the backseat and he creampied me. After we cleaned up, I sent him home to cook dinner! Marriage, eh?

I picked up Nova Shields today, a fit blonde babe in workout clothes who was on her way to the gym. As we started chatting, Nova told me she went to the gym to find people to fuck, having once gone home with three guys at once! The blonde minx and I had something in common: we both liked both boys and girls, and as we giggled, I noticed her big tits jiggle under her sweater. Nova didn't wear a sports bra to the gym because she wanted to attract attention! I hadn't worked out in ages, so I suggested she skip the gym and "work out" in the backseat with me. I squat my big arse down on her face, and her tongue felt like heaven! Nova had a really tight pussy, but loved it in her arsehole, so I ate it, and fingered her bum until she came. Afterwards we started tribbing our assholes together, then mutually masturbated until we achieved orgasm!

I love a good mystery, so when Jai James hopped into my cab today and told me she had a secret, I was all ears. The busty ebony stunner told she usually only shared her secret with male taxi drivers. That gave me an idea of what it was about, and my pussy started to get wet in anticipation. Jai admitted she normally didn't carry cash. She was a stripper on her way home for some lunch between shifts, and usually offered cabbies blowjobs in exchange for free rides! When she offered to eat my pussy, I wasn't about to say no! My personal stripper flashed me her big tits and played with them while I found us a quiet spot to fuck. Jai loved having her big ass spanked, so I gave her a few good whacks, then dove tongue first into her tight pussy! It was truly a great Friday in the FakeTaxi.

A beautiful day to look for hot girls today! I was out walking for just a few minutes before I noticed the beautiful ass of Carolina Star pass by in tight blue pants. It's like these chicks come to me like magic! I must be blessed. Carolina was interested in being a model, but was shy to show off her body right on the street. That all changed when the sexy brunette saw the money I was offering! She had the nicest natural tits, I just had to touch them. And when I promised her the job (and some extra money) in exchange for sucking my dick, Carolina said no problem, and happily took care of him! Then I took her back to my car so I could fuck her on the hood, and leave her with a massive dripping creampie.

I picked up Betty Foxxx today, a sexy Spanish babe with beautiful tattoos. Sharing a similar hobby, we started to compare ink and art. I was admiring the pieces she had on her arms and thighs when before I knew it, Betty was pulling off her shorts to show me her pussy tattoo! I didn't want us to get in trouble, so I suggested we find a more secluded location to inspect each other. She agreed, and before we even got to the spot, pulled her big tits out! We started making out and she took off my pants, then made me cum quick with her magic fingers. I was about to return the favor when Betty pulled out a vibrator. It was fancy, one I had never seen before, but it was effective: Betty squirted all over the FakeTaxi! I urged her to soak the taxi, to flood it, and as she kept squirting and pleasuring herself, I masturbated until orgasm next to her. Honestly, this was such a turn on that I lost track of how many times I came!

Punky blonde beauty Megan Talerico was on her way home from work, and told me that once, a taxi driver gave her a free ride in exchange for a kiss. I told her it will take a lot more than that in this cab! Then she asked if she showed me her perky tits, would I give her a discount? I gave her one kilometre for free. Only 19 more to go! When she showed me her pussy, I told her my dick was hard, and the cheeky passenger asked to see. Then she said it would be a shame to waste it. I couldn't agree more. Megan and I found a place to park that was out of the way, then I plunged my face into her tasty pussy to eat her out. The thick little babe rode my dick, then let me blow a massive load on her tongue, and swallowed it all! And it was so good, I offered to pick her up tomorrow!

I had made a deal with John (he fucked my arse, I got the keys to the cab) and was excited to pick up my first passenger. It was a lovely day, and a pretty blonde MILF flagged down my taxi. Now I have a soft spot for blonde MILFS, so I stopped right away. I recognized my old fling Amy as she climbed into the backseat. Just a coincidence, I suppose, that the last woman I fucked is my first passenger in the taxi. I brought her to one of the quiet spots John had showed me and joined the blonde MILF in the backseat for some "catching up". My pussy was wet the minute she sat down, so Amy wasted no time getting to work on making me cum. I put down a picnic blanket outside, and she took off her dress to reveal those beautiful big tits I remembered so fondly. I tasted her delicious pussy outside under the sun and, to my delight, she came on my tongue. I think this FakeTaxi job is going to work out!
