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Briana in 'The Perks Of Being A Slut'

Briana - The Perks Of Being A Slut

Brianna Usually skips her morning coffee and gets right to a morning fucking. Her boy toy starts by slowly moving her panties to the side, then gently rubbing his finger on her exterior lips and clit. He then slowly works her favorite vibrator down her body and starts to lick. Now that shes dripping wet, Brianna is ready to get pounded. He sticks his pulsating cock in her asshole and starts to ram, then transfers to her pussy and does the same. She can feel him about to cum, so Brianna props her mouth wide to suck the cum out of him just right, but this time she ended up missing just a bit and getting it on her precious face. The perks of being a slut!

Kara Faux in 'Controlling Her Cunt'

Kara Faux - Controlling Her Cunt

Kara was just jamming in her room to music, minding her own business, until she heard a knock at the door. It was her neighbor Rachel, who was begging her to turn the music down. Kara felt extra bitchy today, and decided to slam the door in Rachel‘s face. The next day, Kara was back at her antics again, not giving a fuck. Rachel walked her booty over there again, imploring Kara to turn it down, but instead she just turned it up. Rachel needs to do something quick, and its gonna be brutal. She goes over one final time, pushing the door open, grabbing Kara by the hair, and shoving a large blue vibrator in her face. This time Rachel means business. She tears her clothes off, gags her with some panties, and starts to destroy her little cunt. Although it was rough on Kara, Rachel thoroughly enjoyed it, and after they both climaxed, unplugged the nuisance of a sound system. Finally some peace and quiet!

Catarina Petrov in 'The One Finger Challenge'

Catarina Petrov - The One Finger Challenge

Catarina has been a bit down lately. Not only is she not getting enough attention from boys, but her social media presence is almost non existent! She always sees the thicker girls posting booty and bikini selfies and wished there was a way she could show off her tight and petite body. Cat finally stumbles across something called the one finger challenge, where you use one finger to try and cover your entire pussy in a photo. Considering her diminutive size, Cat uses her pinky finger to cover her pussy, posts it across all social media platforms, and BAM! The likes, follows, and shares starting pouring in. Especially from this one guy she knew named Dylan. He actually went as far to see if maybe she wanted to hang out. He got there to see her reproduce the one finger challenge, but since she was already naked maybe the could try the one cock challenge. That‘s where you shove one rock hard cock into a tight little twat and see how loud she can moan. Catarina took the D with grace and showed us even though she was small, she could ride and suck a large dick like a pro. #onefingerchallenge on your social media and maybe you will find something you like, or even Catarina herself!

Jaye Summers in 'Hot Top Hottie'

Jaye Summers - Hot Top Hottie

On the streets they call Jaye summers Hot Top. Why you may ask? Because the interior of her mouth is about 10 degrees warmer than your average neighborhood cocksucker. This makes for a warm and relaxing BJ experience. Watch as Jaye tips her head back, and props her mouth open wide to engulf your fleshy fuck stick. Sucking it was half the fun, and the other half was gargling cum.

Alyce Sage in 'Gingers Need Love Too'

Alyce Sage - Gingers Need Love Too

Alyce got home from school super depressed. All of her peers have been taunting her with surly notes because of her pale skin, fiery red hair, and freakish freckles. She decided not to cry about it and try and get some sleep. She woke up the next day in somewhat of a better mood, and tried to get some studying done. She ped her pen on the floor, and noticed a note she didn‘t read. Assuming it was hurtful and mean, she went to rip it up, but decided to read it in hopes that maybe it was something nice for once. It was from a boy advocating for her! He loved everything about her, including her brilliant red hair. Alyce decided to give this guy Kyle a call. She invited him over to hang out, and he arrived promptly. Alyce greeted him with a luscious kiss, and felt how hard his cock got after running his hands through her hair. She decided she could use an ally, so Alyce started sucking him off nicely, then spread that fire crotch open wide to get pounded. The fucking felt great, and so did mixing the pearly streaks of white in with her vibrant red locks. Gingers really do do it better.

Karlee Grey in 'Tits Out For The Boys'

Karlee Grey - Tits Out For The Boys

Its sure to be a great day outdoors for Karlee. She lounges out in her favorite chair, releases her massive tits from her swimsuit, and starts to just straight up vibe. She‘s quite the relaxing time reading, until her brothers bumbling buddy came to bother her. He was over to borrow the car, and Karlee was holding the keys. Before she threw them to him, he got an amazing look at her perfectly shaped tits. Damn, now thats a sight he will never forget. Before he goes to pull out the car, he decides to pull out his massive wang and see if maybe Karlee will let him squish it between her chesticles. Sure enough, Karlee gave this dude the titty fuck of a lifetime, and even rode him just right too! Those titties surround his cock as he nutted on Karlee‘s chest made him feel safe and secure, but we guess that‘s what tits are for!!!

Jamie Marleigh in 'The Best Part Of Waking Up'

Jamie Marleigh - The Best Part Of Waking Up

The best part of waking up is an ass plug in your butt! Jamie was too excited for her first ever anal plug to arrive. Her sphincter was pulsating just thinking about it. She heard a ring at the doorbell, and sure enough it had finally arrived. Jamie rushed to her room to stick it in. She was new to this, so it took a few tries before she got it right. As she struggled, her brothers best friend accidentally walked in on her. Jamie was quite embarrassed, but Kyle thought it was cute and offered to help her. He guided that plug right down her pooper, then quickly switched it out for his cock. Jamie's eyes rolled into the back of her head out of pure bliss. He continued to ream her tight hole, then Jamie pulled his cock out for some ATM, then stuck it right back in so she could clench hit with her nether muscles. Kyle swiftly conjured a load and popped it all over Jamie's chest, letting her know that if she ever needs any anal help, hes the guy to call!

Khloe Kapri in 'Virtual Reality Versus My Tiny Step Sister'

Khloe Kapri - Virtual Reality Versus My Tiny Step Sister

Little Khloe has been dying to get her hands on her brothers VR headset. Good thing shes small and sneaky. One day when he was passed out on the couch, she tiptoed and crawled her tiny booty over towards him and swiped it! She brought it back to her room so she could jerk off her tight pussy to some virtual porn. As she got lost in her orgasm and VR world, her brother woke up noticing his headset was missing. He hears moans from Khloe's room. He is shocked at what he sees, but might be able to use this to his advantage. The next day he pretends to be sleeping as Khloe returns once again to steal his headset. Her brother follows her this time, and proves that he can be slick too. He swiftly s her dildo with his cock, and it worked! Khloe was so immersed in her virtual world that she barely even realized her sex toy got d with a big fleshy cock! But when he started to thrust back, Khloe removed her headset and figured out what was going on. It was mighty naughty, but since it already happened they might as well finish! Khloe continued to show her brother that sibling sex is the only reality he will ever need, riding his cock like the spry spinner she is. Oh and Khloe came to find out that there is one thing virtual reality doesn't provide, and that's wet hot loads of real cum to feel and play with in your mouth. Until VR gets that right, Khloe is strictly sticking to real life step brother dick!


Bethany Benz in 'Dirty Knob Job'

Bethany Benz - Dirty Knob Job

Bethany wastes no time, and let's us know shes ready to suck some cock today. She treated that dick like royalty as she polished the bell end with her tongue. Her thicker than normal throat allowed for smooth access to the darker depths, causing a cocktastic sensation like none other. Her spit made things wet enough, but add some cum into the mix and the Bethany is sure to spread it over your cock like it's a spa treatment. Sometimes you just gotta lay back and get some neck ya know?!?!?

Katya Rodriguez in 'Loading The Cum Transfer'

Katya Rodriguez - Loading The Cum Transfer

Uh-Oh! Poor little Katya's laptop was broken. Good thing one of her brothers friends was a huge nerd. He got the call and came right over to help. It seemed that the computer need to rebooted with the original system disk, which our boy luckily had handy. It would only take maybe a half hour or so for it to complete. What to do in the meantime? Katya used her sex drive to make Ikes dick stick extra hard. Maybe Katya's slot needed a little examining also? Ike used his large dick to not only test her oral drive, but also vaginal, and was sure to leave her well greased (with cum) after the analysis to prevent any future mishaps!

Jaye Summers in 'The Hottest Of All Summers'

Jaye Summers - The Hottest Of All Summers

The tiny and bubbly Jaye Summers might be at her first porn shoot, but its definitely not her first time dealing with a dick. Her blowjobs are the sloppiest and she rides that dick like a seasoned rodeo veteran. Shes down to try anything, and is always ready to get her face shot up with sticky semen. What do we think skeeters? Is she in or is she out? Comment and tell us what you think!

Heidi Romanova in 'Ginger Babe'

Heidi Romanova - Ginger Babe

Horny student Heidi Romanova is an all natural redhead with a love for masturbating. She can't wait to show off her perfect breasts and diamond hard nipples. Spreading her legs to show off her slippery bare twat, she spreads her juices everywhere as she fingers herself to a glorious climax.

Darcia Lee in 'Play With Me'

Darcia Lee - Play With Me

Tall teen Darcia Lee is cute and sweet and a total treat. She won't hesitate to hike up her miniskirt and tug her thong aside so she can rub her bare clit. Once she's had a taste of her succulent pussy juices, she keeps masturbating until she reaches the orgasm she craves.

Gaby Gomez in 'Shy New Comer'

Gaby Gomez - Shy New Comer

Sweet and shy, Gaby Gomez is the picture of young innocence. This hot 18 year old is fully stacked, though, with a bubble butt that is incredible in a thong and a pair of perky boobs that don't need a bra. Watch her get naked and finger her trimmed pussy outside!

Cadey Mercury in 'Hot Girls'

Cadey Mercury - Hot Girls

A thong and sheer bra the only things standing between Kristen Scott and her questing fingers as she lays in bed and enjoys soft touches. When her girlfriend Cadey Mercury joins her, Kristen can't stop the come-hither smile that crosses her lips. Her excitement only grows when Cadey pulls the slit in her skirt aside to show that she's not wearing any panties, and then lifts her top to prove she's braless as well.Crawling onto the bed with Kristen, Cadey gradually kisses her way up her lover's body. She makes plenty of stops along the way, laving her tongue over Kristen's flat belly and hard nipples. When she finally captures Kristen's lips, the kiss lasts only a brief few moments before Cadey is back on the move. Her next destination is the heat between Kristen's thighs, which is where she settles on her belly.Dropping another kiss on Kristen's hot mound, Cadey flicks her tongue out to rasp along the lace of her love's underwear. She rubs Kristen's clit over her thong, and then finally divests her of her panties so that she can dive in for some deeper loving. When Cadey finally runs her fingers directly over Kristen's clit, the brunette can't help a moan of excitement.Leaning forward to replace her fingers with her tongue, Cadey does whatever she can to drive Kristen wild with excitement. She lifts Kristen's leg over her shoulder to open the delight of her landing strip pussy up for deeper penetration, all the while delivering sweet torture with her tongue. Meanwhile, Kristen grabs her own boobs to squeeze them as she arches her hips in entreaty for Cadey to bring her off.As her body is still humming from her climax, Kristen rises on her knees to put her mouth and hands to work seducing Cadey's small breasts. Cadey isn't shy about asking for what she wants as she goes up on her hands and knees, and Kristen is happy to deliver. Pressing her nose to Cadey's sweet rump, Kristen licks and teases her tender anus. Meanwhile, her hand stays busy gliding up and down Cadey's slippery slit and dipping into her tight twat.Diving deeper, Kristen really applies herself to pleasuring Cadey in both the front and back. Her mouth alternates between Cadey's bottom and her fuck hole, going wherever the raven-haired coed's gasps guide her. When she finally slides her fingers deep inside and starts stroking, she hits just the right spot to leave Cadey boneless with orgasmic bliss.The girls exchange another long kiss before Cadey lays down on the bed and pulls Kristen down to seat her pussy right over her eager mouth. Kristen loves sitting on her girlfriend's face, especially as Cadey starts to work magic with her tongue. She isn't about to let Cadey have all the fun, though; turning around, she leans forward to complete their lesbian 69. With each coed working the other's creamy pussy, it isn't long before the room is filled with a chorus of gasps and moans. Their enthusiasm for one another is boundless as Cadey succumbs to her climax first. Kristen isn't far behind, her whole body bucking as Cadey brings her off. As the girls enjoy the afterglow of good sex, they curl up in bed together to bask in the delight of spooning cuddles.

Alex Harper in 'My Snap Girl'

Alex Harper - My Snap Girl

Horny cute student Alex Harper sends her boyfriend Brian Omally naughty pictures of her fair skinned boobs with their perky pink nipples and her tight twat with her panties pulled high into her crotch. She just can't wait for Brian to join her, so she relocates to the bathroom to slip into the bathtub where her tight white shirt gets wet and translucent. Brian walks in on her playing with her dripping tits and rubbing her tender pussy beneath her underwear.Whipping out Brian's stiffie, Alex strokes his shaft for a few moments. Then she leans forward and puts her mouth to work sucking him off. Once he's nice and hard, Alex climbs out of the tub and turns around so that she can impale herself on her boyfriend's fuck stick. Her landing strip fuck hole throbs with delight as she pumps her hips, and then even more when she turns around to face Brian as she continues her ride.Settling herself on the edge of the bathtub, Alex spreads her thighs wide so that Brian can continue working her juicy twat. Her moans of pleasure fill the room, and the pulsing of her pussy brings Brian right to the edge. He pulls out just in time to shower Alex's trimmed mound with jizz, leaving her a present to lick from her fingertips.


Carmen Callaway in 'Broken Pull Out Promises'

Carmen Callaway - Broken Pull Out Promises

Carmen Callaway loves her boyfriend, but he's always taking business trips and barely has time for her. He even has the nerve to tell her to keep her legs closed while he's gone, but she wants dick and she wants it now! Just before he leaves they decide to fuck, and their was no time for a condom so Carmen allowed it unprotected as long as he promised to pull out. Like any sane man would he agreed and they got to banging. He took Carmen's pussy for a ride, pounding his bell shaped tip down her tight tubes fiercely. Carmen even reminded him to pull out a few times during the fucking, but shortly after she began to ride him an explosion of white creamy goo seeped out of her pussy. Carmen was distraught but her boyfriend told her not to worry, daddy would be back to take care of the two of them soon. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS GUY UP TO?!?

Brenna Sparks in 'Sparkys Sex Tape'

Brenna Sparks - Sparkys Sex Tape

Brenna Sparks or sparky as we like to call her is a busty teen beauty who is about to make a sex tape! As soon as her man got home she let him know what she wanted, and he was more than happy to oblige. Brenna started by sucking his slender cock. She then got railed on the couch in too many positions to count. Hearing her high pitched moans and screams made this scene especially sexy. Brenna got finished off with a hot shot of man goo to the face then made her way to the shower to wash up! This girl is the complete package who knows how to take care of business. We would buy her sex tape any day!

Crystal Rae in 'You Ripped Your Pants!'

Crystal Rae - You Ripped Your Pants!

Crystal usually gets stares whenever she works out. Its usually because of her super stacked body and huge tits for her size. The stares she was getting today however, were not like they normally are. Turns out, unannounced to Crystal, that she had a huge rip exposing her entire pussy! How embarrassing. Luckily, our boy Brad has some balls and finally told her. You can tell Crystal was pissed, but also thankful someone tried to look out for her, so she invites Brad back to her place to vibe. Since Brad has already seen the pwuss, its only fair that she lets him fuck it now too! Brad immediately grabs her leggings by the rip and tears them right off, dramatically probing her pussy with his pulsating cock. This bang sesh was so good Crystal probably burned more calories fucking than she did in her entire daily workout routine. She never forgets her macros though, and was sure to get her two tablespoons of cum fed to her phallically. Way to be on top of your game, Crystal!

Ariana in 'Shiatsu Happens'

Ariana - Shiatsu Happens

When giving a hot oil massage, you can expect your client to leave stress free. When giving a nude hot oil massage to a sexy babe, you can expect your client to leave well fucked and covered in semen. This is what happened to Ariana. Only minutes into her massage it took for her masseur to take off his clothes and start licking her asshole and pussy. Since her body was so slippery from the oil, he couldnt help but sticking his dick inside. Not only did Ariana not mind, but took that fuck stick with sheer glee, and his shot of slightly curdled gism too! Shiatsu Happens when you get massages naked.

Lesbian Orgy in 'Head Mistress In Charge'

Lesbian Orgy - Head Mistress In Charge

Reena is the head mistress of one of the highest ranked escort agencies specializing in catering to women. Before any girl is admitted to work, Reena always has to make sure that these potential employees will do everything and anything they can to satisfy the needs of a lonely lady. The first test is the lip service. Locking lips with Madame Reena is one of the first ways she can tell if youre meant to one of her girls. All the girls seem to be quite well versed in that field. Next, she has to see the goods, forcing the girls to strip down and let it all hang out. She likes what she sees, and now has to have a taste. She makes sure to lick and suck every last inch of these girls to ensure that her clients will be receiving the pick of the litter. Once tasted, its time to put these girls into a real life situation: an impromptu orgy with everything at stake. What happens next? Well, we guess you will just have to wait and see.

Freya Von Doom in 'Poke Man Go!'

Freya Von Doom - Poke Man Go!

Seans son little Tony has been obsessed with this new augmented reality game. Its starting to become a problem so he decides to confiscate his phone for now. After that, Sean went to go do the dishes. As he was washing them, he got a notification that there was a Pikahoe nearby. He wonders what this could mean, until his eyes changed focus to outside. There she was, super hot and extremely tiny. This should be an easy catch. Sean decides to try and be the very best, like no one ever was. He suits up in his trainer gear and goes on the hunt. He must have followed that Pikahoe all around the city because shes so small/swift and always manages to run away. As hes about to give up, she respawns right there in his living room! Time to turn his hat back and get those balls moving. He traps that Pikahoe and finally got her. Now that shes captured, its time to train. The only way to level up a Pikahoe is with hyper jizz potions and rare dick. Sean was prepared. He crammed that tight Pikapussy with some pallet town penis until that Pikahoe felt that thunder shock throughout her entire body. Just before the hyper jizz potion was ready, our little Pikahoe was sure to let it spray all over her mouth and chest for a maximum EXP gain. This Pikahoe was no match for trainer Sean. He is truly destined to FUCK EM ALL!

Blair Williams in 'Mouth Magic'

Blair Williams - Mouth Magic

If a girl can fit her entire fist in her mouth, you may want to wife her up quick. Blair Williams is the perfect example of what this girl would be like. A cock slut supreme that will do anything to taste the cream (non-dairy). She does savor the chase though, seductively walking up to your cock before she sucks it. The harder she sucks the more wet her pussy gets, so you can just imagine how much effort shes willing to give. She will even utilize those perfect tits to give her throat a break, constricting your cock with those soft fleshy pillows. Her craving is never satisfied though, and she goes right back in for more, until you nut all over her face. At that point, Blair can modestly call it a day.

Nora Wolf in 'At A Loss For Words'

Nora Wolf - At A Loss For Words

The second our producer sees Nora, he knows theres something special about her. Shes a 21 year old hottie from Long Beach with zero porn experience, but quite the tantalizing body, and an eagerness to get fucked on camera. When she starts to strip, our producer is at a loss for words. He supposedly has not had a girl that hot on his bed in a long while, which may or may not be true, but we can give him the benefit of the doubt for now. After a quick typical first timer interview, its on to the fucking! Nora a gets her pristine pussy waxed with hard cock doggy style, which is one of her favorite positions. Shes not the most reactive, but it is clear shes enjoying it, especially when the pace gets faster. She took the dick gracefully, and that hot load of cum with even more poise facially. We wanted to print her out a certificate of achievement, but she opted for just her check instead.


Riley Momsen in 'A Whole Lotta Likes'

Riley Momsen - A Whole Lotta Likes

When it comes to being a Team Skeet girl, you really need to have a certain set of interests to truly shine. Luckily, Riley likes all the right things. She loves sex and blow jobs. She blows a cock like it was hot coffee, and rides it like the prime pick in the kentucky derby. Watching her cute little ass bounce up and down just adds to the pleasure. Although its her first time on camera, you can tell Riley has had her fair share of dicks previous to this encounter. She lets our producer jizz all over her chest too, just another reason we love Riley so much. Overall, shes got great potential to blow up on Team Skeet. If anyone has recommendations on which site we should feature her on next, please comment or hit up Amber and let us know what you think! HAPPY SKEETING!

Medusa in 'Gracias Por Nada'

Medusa - Gracias Por Nada

Medusa makes her way to her first ever modeling shoot. Shes never done it before, but her photographer Alberto makes her feel super comfortable and is quite encouraging. He gets all the required clothed shots, plus a few extra super spicy nudes. This shoot turned out to be a great success! Plus, Alberto promises to give Medusas number to some of the best agency contacts he has. Theres gotta be a catch right? Right. Alberto asks Medusa to thank him in advance, which is usually risky since sometimes people never follow through on their word, but she decided to do it anyway. She got right down on her knees to chupa that chorizo. Then she pulled a full split while she bounced on his cock. At the end of the day, Medusa was left with a mouth full of cum, a digital copy of her photos, and high hopes that Alberto did the right and gave her contact out to all the right people. Will she become famous? Sólo el tiempo dirá.

Elena Koshka in 'Unexpected Good Fortune'

Elena Koshka - Unexpected Good Fortune

When something great happens unexpectedly, its hard not to let it play out to see just how good the end result will be. This is exactly what happened to Karlo, and he couldnt have been luckier. As he is finishing up some chores around the house, he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he reveals a gorgeous russian girl named Elena. Karlo has no idea why she is there, but apparently him and his wife have been talking to her for the past few months and agreed to have her stay with them for her time in the united states. The only thing off about this is that Karlo doesnt have a wife, and he has never spoke with a russian exchange student, but she was pretty hot so he decided to go with the flow and see where it went. Best idea he ever had! He asks Elena more about the stipulated requirements of her staying with him, and boy were they great. She has to clean the house naked (only when his wifes not home), and let him cum inside of her, since just the thought of having another child makes his wife extremely angry. Karlos eyes light up, he knows he hit the jackpot. Karlo makes sure Elena gets one hell of a heavy fucking, and doesnt forget to spread his seed all over that hot pink teen pussy just as smooth as he would spread peanut butter onto a jelly sandwich. This is a prime example of when keeping it real goes right!

Heidi Romanova in 'Natural Redhead'

Heidi Romanova - Natural Redhead

Latvian babe Heidi Romanova has an air of wildness about her that this all natural redhead will prove is spot on. Her sheer bra and panties can't hide her luscious curves and full breasts. Once you see her bald pussy, you'll want to bury your face between those thighs and lap at her slick bald pussy.

Gaby Gomez in 'Teen Cutie'

Gaby Gomez - Teen Cutie

Amateur Gaby Gomez is cute and sweet and very innocent. She hasn't had much experience playing with toys, but she's curious! Watch as she slips out of her thong and then explores a big dildo and a small one as she decides which one fits her tight trimmed fuck hole better.

Darcia Lee in 'Teen Tits'

Darcia Lee - Teen Tits

Darcia Lee may be just 18, but she already has some huge boobs! This D-cup student loves to play with her titties and her succulent bare snatch. Watch her warm herself up and then pull her panties aside to fuck herself to climax with the help of a Rabbit vibrator.

Sarah Vandella in 'The Protein Shot'

Sarah Vandella - The Protein Shot

Sarah has been advertising free at home trials of her workout plan. Our boy was looking to get in shape this year, spotted the ad, and had to give it a try! Sarah showed up the next day in her tightest active wear and was ready to whip this little boy into shape! They started with some basic calisthenics to loosen them up, and slowly moved into more intense exercises like squats and sit ups. This part was vigorous, but the cool down after was sure to please! Sarah introduced Jake to couples yoga, byhim firmly place his hands on her buttocks and breasts while she simultaneously did medium intensity exercises. Jake was doing so well, that Sarah had to reward him. She gave Jake her booty while she jammed his hard knob down her throat. Once loose, Jake pulled out the yoga ball, threw Sarah onto it, then fucked her brains out. No workout is complete for Sarah without her protein shot. It usually consists of 100% fresh squeezed man goo! Way to get stacked, Sarah!

Alexis Dean in 'The Complete Cum Filled Package'

Alexis Dean - The Complete Cum Filled Package

Selling real estate has its ups and downs, but Alexis is more of a fan of the in and outs of the business. Her new client JB has been looking for a house quite sometime now. Alexis helped him purchase a home, and after the purchase she realized he was a special client who deserved not just a house, but the full package (her included). After the sale, Alexis prepared some champagne so they could celebrate. After only a few sips, Alexis revealed to JB that the house comes with something extra. What could it be? She grabs JB by his tie and proceeds to kiss him. JB vigorously fucks her over the kitchen counter, leading to breaking in the house quite sexually. In this new day and age, its customary to provide your real estate agent with an extra sloppy creampie before she hands over the keys, get with the times people!