
A beautiful woman by the name of Lilyan Red got into my cab today. Lilyan was on her way to London to walk around and visit some places. It was a bloody hot day, almost too hot for London. I was driving us along when out of the corner of my eye I noticed Lilyan had taken her shorts off. Next thing I knew, she was taking off her panties! I asked her what the trouble was, and she told me she just needed some air. Well, airing out her pussy like that made my cock hard, and she was very interested in that tidbit of information. Lilyan reached up and wrapped her hand around the Bishop, and soon enough I was sucking her tits in the backseat. The horny minx went right for the rimjob (my favourite), and then I fucked her tight pink pussy six ways to Sunday! By the time she sucked the cum out of my cock, I covered her with a huge facial.

Kiki Minaj had mischief written all over her face. It was a hot day, and Kiki was dressed for the occasion. I could practically see her pussy when she got into the cab! When I offered her the cab ride for free, Kiki was all too happy to show me her "pom pom." As I found us a quiet place to park, Kiki pulled her shorts down and twerked her big ass up and down. I couldn't wait for her to do that on my dick, and it was worth the wait! I ate her pussy and stuck a finger in her arse to make her cum, then she deepthroated the Bishop and sucked my big balls. After a fun spot of anal, Kiki, the little slut, stuck her finger in my arse as I fucked her face, then swallowed a huge load of cum. When a woman fucks me this good, I'll drive her anywhere!

Busty Asian MILF Kianna Dior just moved into the neighborhood and she's desperate for a cup of sugar, so she heads over to her neighbor's house. Turns out her neighbor Keiran Lee is a huge fan of hers, literally jerking off to Kianna's videos when she shows up at his back door! She's be nothing without her fans so she decides to show some appreciation by whipping out her huge tits and drizzling them in oil – that's all the hint Keiran needs! After pounding Kianna's throat with his big dick, Keiran bends her over, spreads her ass, and fills her tight pussy to the brim with cock! Kianna takes a creamy load all over her face and finally feels like a part of the neighborhood.

I turned the corner today and said to myself "oh no," because standing there once more was Rhiannon Ryder. Our first few fucks had been horny enough, and she did have one hell of an arse, but it was getting to the point where I thought she was stalking me! I let her into the car to tell her to leave me alone, but she pulled down her skirt and panties and started to twerk. I couldn't resist that pretty pink pussy! I decided to punish her with a spanking, then fucked her face roughly in the backseat. She wouldn't let me put it in her arse, but that was fine: I made sure to fuck her pussy so hard she'd be sore for weeks! Rhiannon had a big smile on her face and mascara running down her cheeks by the time I came on her face with a facial.

"Now that is a slut if I ever saw one," I said to myself when I laid eyes on Anna De Ville flagging down my cab. An American redhead, Anna was certainly dressed for the weather...that is she was wearing next to nothing, and her tits were practically falling out! She started telling me about a challenge she had given herself to fuck her way across Europe with nothing but her clothes. When I asked how she would pay her cab fare, she spread her legs and showed me her money box. I hopped into the backseat and she was already wet, so I ate her pussy, then she gave me a sloppy blowjob and a rimjob. I fucked her pussy and her arse before cuming inside her with a creampie!

"There's a slut if I ever I saw one," I said to myself as I pulled around the corner and laid my eyes on Sasha Steele. Ms. Steele was on her way to a nice bar or a park, she wasn't sure. All she knew was the sunny weather made her horny and she wanted to play! Sasha was wearing this horny kimono dress so loose that when I hit a bump her tits popped out, and I could see she was already wet through her panties. We decided to treat ourselves to a horny fuck, so I jumped in the backseat and made the hot blonde squirt, fucked her silly, and then came all over her body from head to toe!

Backpacking their way to Paris, horny besties Frida Sante and Georgie Lyall have been hiking for what seems like forever, but just can't seem to find the road! Off in the distance, Georgie spots a true-to-life London taxi. Telling the driver what little money they have, the couple offer him a little incentive to take them for a ride by showing off their tits, shaking their asses, then sucking his dick! A double blowjob and rimjob follows, and as the driver gets more and more excited, he makes Frida squirt onto Georgie's face! After the driver cums on both of their tongues, he invites the ladies back to the hostel he is the Landlord of...to be continued!

It was Shona River's first time in the UK, so I immediately told the blonde babe that if she showed me her tits I would give her the ride for free. She was not even fooled for a moment, and threatened to call the police! I begged her not to dial 911, and told her I would do anything it took to change her mind. To my surprise, Shona told me we'd call it even if I ate her pussy! I got into the backseat and played with her perky tits while I ate her out, she gave me a horny blowjob and rimjob. Shona loved getting fucked doggystyle, so I fucked her hard over the partition to the front seat, then dropped a huge facial on her tongue!


If Melissa Medisson's big tits hadn't caught my attention as I pulled around the corner, it would've been her sexy long legs and tight arse! Melissa was from Prague, but now lived in the UK, and was on her way to a posh Italian restaurant. I figured that meant she had already been in a cab, which was true, but she was also interested in our little tradition so she could save a few pounds for lunch. When she showed me her pussy, I offered to pay for her whole lunch if I could jump in the backseat and have some fun with her. Melissa loved the idea so I ate her out, then she gave me a horny blowjob. I fucked her pussy on the backseat and her arse over the front. Finally, fucking her doggystyle from outside the car, I stretched her arsehole and came in it!

It was raining really hard outside, so when I saw Cassie Del Isla flagging down the cab without an umbrella, I figured she wasn't native to London. It was the gorgeous French lady's first time in the UK, so I used my tried and true pickup line: I offered her a free cab ride if she flashed me her tits! Even told her it was a tradition that went back 150 years, I did. Cassie found London to be really expensive, so she was more than happy to pull up her shirt. That's when I made her another offer, 400 euro if I could jump into the backseat with her and have some fun! Cassie gave me a horny blowjob and a great rimjob, then I fucked her French pussy and arse until she wanked me off all over her body!

Seeing Masked Maya flagging down the Fake Taxi for a second time immediately woke the Bishop. I asked her where she wanted to go and she responded "to the middle of the field, please," so I knew I was in for one horny afternoon. Maya had gone home after our last fuck in the backseat and told her husband all about it, and surprisingly, it turned him on! It made him so horny to hear about the sex that Maya was back for another round, so as she played with her tits and pussy as I found a field for us to park in. I ate her pussy until she was dripping, pushing it into my tongue with two handfuls of her big booty. Maya came on my face, then gave me a blowjob and a rimjob, then I fucked her hard until she spread her lips for me to cum on her tight pussy!

When I saw a naughty looking woman with booty shorts and a see-through top around the corner, I knew it had to be Ava Austin. It had been at least half a year since I had seen Ava, and she had taken off without returning my calls. Explaining what happened, Ava told me she had met a bloke in the taxi and they had got into a bit of a relationship, so he didn't want her driving the taxi anymore. The reason she had stopped ghosting me was that riding the same dick every day was getting boring, so she wanted her job back. I would do anything for Ava so I said yes, but informed her of a caveat: she would have to pay for her ride! Her tits were already out, so I jumped into the backseat for a long overdue blowjob and rimjob, then fucked Ava's wet pussy until she wanked me all over her for a classic John facial!

I won't lie to you, I didn't want to go to work today, and I wasn't very enthused when I picked up Molly Milf. As I told Molly, I was driving a new taxi because my old one had been stolen right off my street! The coppers were powerless to do anything about it, and it felt like I lost an old friend. Turns out Molly was having a hard day too. Her boss was on her arse for whatever reason, so she had a proposition that put a smile on my face. We pulled over and I got into the backseat, then Molly gave me a sloppy blowjob and a horny rimjob, then I sucked her big tits and ate her big pussy lips. We fucked in the new Fake Taxi until she wanked me off so we could christen the new cab with my cum!

Badass powerful producer Aubrey Black is casting her new movie, and is in need of a distraction so she can relax and take her mind off her work. Spotting Steve Q near the elevators of her building, Aubrey puts him through a brief audition...but what Steve doesn't know is that he's trying out for the role of stunt cock! Aubrey likes the way Steve shakes his hips, so she invites him upstairs to her office. Half an hour later, Steve enters to find Aubrey lying there in lingerie that showcases her huge tits. Asking Steve if he's hungry, Aubrey offers him a delicious taste of her pussy! Steve tongues Aubrey's pussy and ass, then fucks her until all her stress melts away.

It had been a while since I had a ginger in the Fake Taxi, so when I saw Harley Morgan flagging down the cab I was hoping she'd be a slut. Harley was on her way to get her nails done, but immediately realized she had forgotten her purse. I've heard that line many times, but before I could kick her out, she offered to suck my dick. While I found a place to park, Harley showed me her big bum and flashed her tits to the driver behind us, and when I parked, she pounced on my cock. This girl was made to have a cock in the back of her throat! She deepthroated my cock so deep I thought even my eyes would start to wonder! She let me fuck her pussy, and even let me have a bit of anal. After another rough facefuck, I covered Harley's pretty face with a facial!

A pretty blonde lady got into the backseat of the Fake Taxi today, and based on the jacket she was wearing, I guessed she was Loula Lou, the woman John had told me about. When she told me she had just taken the train to Sheffield, I knew for sure: this was the lass that fucked my old man for a ride! She talked a bit about her interaction with John, and though I wasn't willing to drive as far as Sheffield, I told her I'd take her uptown if she gave me the same deal. To emphasize her point, Loula pulled her tits out before I got into the backseat. I guess she was right horny, because I made Loula squirt several times, then fucked and ate her pussy and arse until I came all over her pretty face!


I saw Amber Jayne flagging down the cab on the side of the road and said to myself "this looks like a slut!" Amber was a blonde MILF headed to the parade of shops near the station. I knew the place well: there had been an uproar recently in the paper about how a sex shop was opening there. Since I could practically see her knickers, I told the blonde MILF that I had a toy of my own I wouldn't mind sharing with her called "The Bishop." Amber was interested, so I hopped into the backseat so she could give me a blowjob. I fingered her pink pussy then ate her out, before formally introducing the bishop deep inside of her! After some doggystyle with a finger in her arse, I came in her arsehole. It was glorious!

Husband and wife Steve Q and Lovita Fate have been having trouble in their sex life, namely, that they aren't having any, so they go see Sex Doctor Megan Inky for some kinky help. Beginning with questions about the couple's sex life, Megan asks Lovita if she sucks Steve's dick, and the answer is no. Similarly, Steve is embarrassed when asked if he licks his wife's pussy and ass! Bringing the couple to a bed, Megan asks them to show her how they fuck, but they can't perform, so the doctor takes charge! Pushing Steve back, Megan sucks his cock in front of his wife, then pulls her tits out and takes his dick in her pussy. His wife storms out, but by the time he's cum on Megan's face, Steve no longer cares!

Welcome to the Summer Vengeance series Tournament on Ultimate Surrender! Today we have Dee Williams against Cheyenne Jewel. Savannah Fox was unable to continue in the tournament due to injury so The Wrangler will be taking on The Grappler today! These champions have honed their wrestling skills through the years and this match showcases their abilities and finesse that they exude on the mats. The loser of this match is made to worship the winner's muscles, and take a deep strapon dicking. Our champion rides the disgraced loser's face to orgasm and lifts her over her shoulders to tote her out of the arena!

"Hang on a minute," Michelle Thorne exclaimed getting in the Fake Taxi, "you're not John!" A real detective, this beautiful blonde MILF. John was off on vacation, so he asked me to fill in for the week. I knew all about Michelle Thorne before she said a word: my old man John had told me all about how Michelle was a dirty nympho! Michelle wanted to borrow the Taxi to hunt for some cock, and I was happy to oblige her if she serviced my cock first! Jumping in the backseat, I ripped Michelle's tights open and fucked her pink pussy while she played with her big tits. She had a right fit arse, so I made sure to make John proud of me, then came all over her tits!

Loula Lou hailed the cab today, a busty blonde headed to the station to bunk the train to Sheffield. She had this big hairy coat on and seemed to be a joker, so I asked her if her pussy was as hairy as her jacket! To my surprise and pleasure, Loula pulled her pants down and showed me her pussy was bald. Inviting me into the backseat, I fingered her little pussy, then pulled out the bishop for her to give a blowjob. Without even having to ask, Loula got low and gave my arse a rimjob, then a proper tit-fuck with her big boobs. I noticed she was wearing horny fishnet socks, so I had her gave me a footjob, fucked her hard and made her cum, then unleashed my creamy white on her tits and face!

Fit brunette Princess Jasmine flagged the Fake Taxi down today, a busty babe in workout wear. Jasmine had just finished at the gym, and was headed to the new apartments by the green. I could immediately tells from the way she spoke that she had a naughty side about her, because she was right flirty. All of a sudden, Jasmine realized she had forgotten her protein shake at the gym, along with her wallet. She was saucy, so I offered her a special creamy white substance and free ride for a quick romp in the backseat. I got back there and she sucked my cock like it was the last one on Earth, and even stuck her tongue in my arse. She fucked me so hard that her big fake tits were flying everywhere, and then she wanked me off into her mouth! I love fitness enthusiasts!

I had spent the night with some friends at the casino and woken up with a bunch of money, so I decided to treat myself when I saw cheeky Brit Carmel Anderson walking down the street and approach her. Carmel was single, and in town on holiday, and clearly looking for some fun. I offered her 200 euro to show me her boobs, and giggling, she did. I asked her if she would show me her ass or her pussy for 300 more, and she chose her pussy! Seeing her tight pink lips turned me on and got my dick hard, so I offered her 500 more to suck my dick. We went to a quiet place and she blew me, and then we fucked fast and hard! I gave her a big facial, then we heard someone coming, so I bolted!

Licky Lex and Foxy Sanie have booked themselves a spa day with Veronica Leal, and drag Steve Q along because they need someone to carry their bags! As the ladies change behind a curtain, Steve reaches through and pulls down Licky's top, exposing her boobs, and pulls up Foxy's squirt, revealing her booty! The ladies chastise Steve, then settle down for some relaxing cucumber facials. As they get more and more relaxed, Veronica tip-toes around the curtain and seduces Steve, giving him a sloppy blowjob. Steve fingers her pussy and licks her ass, then makes her squirt into his mouth! After she cums, Veronica pulls out two vibrators so she can make both Licky and Foxy squirt too!


A hot blonde flagged the Fake Taxi down today, a busty babe by the name of Amber Deen. Amber was headed to the airport on her way to a trip to Portugal with her girlfriends. Her flight wasn't for another five hours, but her and the gals were headed to the gate early to goof off. I told her I felt sorry for the men in Portugal, having to deal with that lot of troublemakers! That's when Amber shocked me: she told me she was bringing her own dick and toys, and pulled out a buttplug. She was horny, so I jumped in the backseat and put the buttplug in her arse, then fucked her tight pussy. Amber loved sucking dick and loved giving rimjobs even more, and by the time I pulled out of her to cum, I drenched her from head to tits!

This adorable blonde named Madison Stuart got into the cab today asking for a ride to the doctor's. I asked her what was wrong, and Madison confessed she had some pain in her knee. Jokingly, I suggested it was because she spent too much time on her knees. She giggled and called me a dirty old man, and since I had embarrassed myself already, I figured I'd press my luck and tell her how much I'd love to tit-fuck her massive boobs. She wanted 500 quid for a cock between her tits, but we made a deal: she'd ride my beard, then let me between those jugs! I jumped into the backseat and ate her arse and pussy, then she gave me a horny blowjob. I fucked her wet pussy until I unleashed a massive load that coated her face and tits with my cum!

Looking forward to a relaxing night in a beautiful hotel room, Lutro Steel is surprised to find the room in shambles and Rachel Adjani in the bed! Calling reception, Lutro is informed the hotel has accidentally double booked the room. There are worse things in the world than sharing a hotel suite with beautiful woman wearing a robe so loose her tits hangs out, so Lutro decides to make the best of it. In the middle of the night, Rachel rolls over and spoons Lutro. Trying to be polite, Lutro starts to move, but as he does, he notices Rachel rubbing her pink pussy! Inviting the stud to climb on top of her, Rachel sucks Lutro's cock, then they share a hard fuck!

It was a bloody cold in London, the day I turned a corner to see Sexy Cleo flagging down the cab. She was freezing, the poor darling, and unfortunately for her, the Fake Taxi's heater was still broken. You know how women are when they're cold, they'll do anything for a warm touch, so she invited me between her thighs. Within minutes I had my tongue between her ass cheeks, and was getting her pussy nice and wet. As I ate her out the door opened, and Alexxa Vice decided to join in on the fun! They got their tits out, then took turns fucking my cock and rimming my arse. For a cold day, things got right hot in the Fake Taxi!

I picked Kitty Misfit up on the side of the road, and the poor woman looked to be freezing! Snow had fallen recently, and the car heater was broken, so it wasn't much warmer in the cab. Kitty asked me to take her to the post office, and off we went. We got to discussing the cold, and I do have a thing for gingers, so I told her I could come warm her big tits up with my hands if she liked. Kitty enjoyed that I made such a straightforward proposition, so she flashed me before I jumped in the backseat and got my hands on her big arse. She gave me a blowjob, then I fingered her pussy until it was dripping wet! After all was said and done, she took my facial like a pro!

Lili Parker has just moved to a new building, and has already trashed the place! Clothes and food are everywhere in the messy apartment, and Lily cranks the volume on her boom box so she can have a solo dance party. Her downstairs neighbor Steve is trying to peacefully maintain his plants, but keeps getting distracted by Lili's loud tunes. Pulling out an old police uniform, Steve marches up to Lili's apartment with the costume on, and demands she lower the music. Lili lowers the music, but also lowers her eyes to the Fake Cop's baton. Pulling out Steve's cock, she gives him a blowjob, then Steve eats her asshole and fucks her fast and hard!

Lutro's girlfriend is really unhappy with the messy state he has left their apartment in. She demands Lutro tidy up, but instead of cleaning himself, he calls up Canela Skin's maid service! The lovely Canela gets right to work scrubbing the floor, and Lutro is unable to take his eyes off her bubble butt! Lutro decides to make a movie and smacks her ass: Canela responds with a horny smile. When Lutro's dick comes out she starts to suck it, then tears her shirt open! This maid was supposed to clean the place, but just ends up getting down and dirty!

If there is ever a women to put a smile on my face, then it's Tamara. She is so sexy and loves the cock, so when I pulled up and she got in, I knew that my day was going to great one. Without a moment to lose, she had heard that I was thinking of retiring after over 20 years of being a cab driver, but it's days like these that I think it would be hard to give up the job. She wanted me to give her a good fucking and I wasn't going to disappoint, as I got in the back she was looking amazing and her tits were dynamite. As she starting sucking on my cock as if it was the last one on earth, I was trying hard not to blow my load down her throat. This is one girl I want to take my time with.
