
Ricky Stone got in the cab today, a Hungarian bloke who was on his way to West Malling to see his friends. Ricky asked me if I knew any Hungarians, and it took me a minute, but I realized I had a Hungarian woman in the cab twice recently. Turns out she was Ricky's wife! I tried to apologize, but surprisingly, Ricky wasn't angry... he was turned on! Ricky and his wife were swingers, so I asked him bluntly if he wanted to fuck me too. I was game for it, he looked good, and I could tell he had a good cock, so I got into the backseat to compare his technique with his wife's! We made out a little and Ricky sucked my tits, then I gave him a sloppy blowjob and he ate my pussy. I had a hard time choosing whose tongue I preferred, they were both amazing! It was such a beautiful day that we got out of the cab and Ricky fucked me doggystyle on the hood of the car, then I wanked him off for a huge facial.

Ever since I fucked that old pervert John in the backseat of the Fake Taxi, he's been letting me drive the cab around to pick up passengers of my own like Billy King. Billy was headed to the clinic by the station, the one with the blue doors, and I knew just the place he was talking about, the sex addiction clinic! How did I know? I had been there plenty of times myself, though my treatment wasn't exactly going well. It had been 60 days since Billy's last fuck, but a horny blonde with big tits like me offering him a shag was too tempting to resist. I admit I felt like a bad influence as I sucked his cock, but when I wanked him off onto my face he wasn't complaining!

It had been a while since I had gotten off, so John let me borrow his taxi to head out cock hunting. I think Peter Oh Tool could tell I wasn't a real cab driver right off the bat. He was headed to Camden so I started driving, but being from the Midlands, I had no idea how to get there! Eventually, I could no longer keep up the ruse and pulled over to admit I had no idea where I was going, nor did I have a sat nav. Peter asked me incredulously how a cab driver didn't know where she was going or have a sat nav, so I came clean about just driving the taxi to find some cock. Luckily for me, Peter was happy to oblige, so I got in the backseat and sucked his cock, then he fucked my pussy good until he could give me a hearty dose of cum!

It was a bloody rainy day and I was driving along in the Fake Taxi when a stud of a snack named Dorian Del Isla flagged down the cab. Dorian was in London on business, and he was a stacked hunk of a man with good manners and what looked to be a huge cock. I really wanted to see his dick, so I told him if he flashed me I would give him the cab ride for free. To my surprise, Dorian whipped it right out! One good turn deserves another, so I turned around and flashed him my tits, then we found a quiet spot for me to pull over and hop in the backseat. Dorian fucked my throat then ate my pussy, then we shared a horny fuck until he paid me in cum!

It was my first time driving the Fake Taxi today, and I would be lying if I said I wasn't nervous when Danny Torro got in. I warned him it was my first ride, but he quickly became frustrated with me. As we drove I built confidence, but he wanted to go faster no matter how much I wanted to prioritized safety. At one point, Danny even demanded to see my taxi license, so I pulled the car over and got into the backseat. I showed him my documentation, then realized the ride would be easier for both of us if he relaxed. I touched his thigh then sucked his cock, and suddenly, his mood changed. He told me I had beautiful tits and sucked them, then fucked me in the backseat. My ass bouncing on his stiff cock made him cum early, but he got hard again and we kept fucking until he came on my face!

I was right horny this morning driving the Fake Taxi, and my pussy started dripping when I saw Antonio Black was flagging down the car. It had been about a year since I last had Antonio as a passenger, but I still have memories of cuming on his BBC. Antonio was on his way to the airport for a pussy hunting competition with his mates, so I offered to get him started right away and pulled my tits out! His big hands grabbing my arse as I rode his hard cock felt better than any plane ride I could imagine, then we lay a towel down outside and I jerked him off into my mouth.

"Fuck me," I said when Skyler Mckay got into the taxi, "what a lovely pair of fun bags you got there!" Skyler didn't recognize me at first, and I noticed she had made a few enhancements too. I had shaved my beard, it being summer and all, but when she realized she could ride my face again, Skyler asked me to pull over right away. She squirted on my face and then I ate her out, then Skyler gave me one hell of a horny blowjob and rimjob. After a quick tit wank, I fucked Skyler silly in the backseat of the taxi. Playing with her pussy, I then turned my attention to her arse. She had a banana she put up there, but I thought the Bishop might do her a lot more favors! I fucked her arse hard, then she gave me more sloppy head before I came all over her face!

Picked up beauty blonde Sienna today, on her way to the airport, and she didn't recognize me on account of my beard disguise! She was on her way to Marbella, eager for dick, but had a couple of hours before her flight. I suggested since she was so eager, maybe I could bend her over and pound her ass with my cock! I was barely in the backseat, and I had my fingers in that hot minx's amazing arse. I had forgotten that Sienna was a veritable blowjob queen. She loves it sloppy, and gives excellent rimjobs with that long tongue of hers. I think that was the first time I've had two fingers in my arse! Sienna loves to have her ass fucked almost as much as her pussy, so I got to work on the tight little tart, pounding as hard as I could, then I came all over her face and tits and hair, and everywhere! My legs were fucking shaking! As for Sienna, she was absolutely covered in cum, and while it dripped from her face, the cheeky fucker announced herself "airport ready!"


Therese Bizarre had been in Thailand and wasn't feeling well since she returned, so I thought it was best to do a full body examination. I had the pretty twenty-something undress, then checked her tonsils and her breathing and her perky tits. I figured it was best to take her temperature, the old fashioned way, so I had Therese take off her panties and get on her hands and knees on the table and inserted the thermometer in her anus. Looking at her perfect little pussy started making me very hard, I have to admit. And by the time I oiled it up for examination, Therese had noticed, and was taking my cock out of my pants! I asked her to spit on my dick and she gave me the sloppiest, wettest blowjob. She almost got my balls in her mouth too! After I made her pussy squirt, I fucked the horny brunette all over my exam table. I'm pretty sure all that cum she swallowed had enough protein to cure whatever she picked up in Thailand. At least, she certainly seemed fine when she left my office!

Blond stud Christian Deam got into the Female Fake Taxi today, and asked me to drive him quite the distance. He told me he was a student and had the day off from classes, so he was headed to the gym. Since he was a student, I asked how he got his money. He replied he was funded by his parents, so I had to ask him how he would pay for the taxi ride. He didn't have enough, so I told him I could make him a deal. If he showed me his muscles, I'd let him have a discount, and if he made me cum, he could ride for free! I hopped into the backseat and sucked his cock, then he fucked my pussy and sucked my tits until I wanked him off onto my face!

I was driving my cab today when a cheeky bastard by the name of Axel Aces got into the backseat. He got right to poking fun at me, asking if I was actually driving my dad's cab, because I looked too young to own a car like this one! Now I might come from a cabby family, but I had my badge and offered to show him. He kept being cheeky, so I told him to be careful before I went back there, gave him a spanking, and put a banana up his arse! I invited him to check out my badge in the front seat, and he grabbed my tits! I wasn't about to let him get a squeeze without getting something in return, so I pulled over, got into the backseat, and fucked his brains out!

I was just thinking to myself how much I would love to meet a sexy Spanish stud when, like a granted wish, Dorian Del Isla flagged down the cab. Dorian had to come to town for work and had some time off, so he was looking for a way to relax. He asked if I knew any massage parlors or strip clubs, but I knew a better way to relax him. I joined him in the backseat and showed him by big tits, then pulled his cock out and gave him a blowjob. I love to be spanked, so I climbed on his hard cock reverse-cowgirl so he could smack my ass while he pounded my pussy. His dick was delicious, and the load he popped in my mouth was even better!

I had a busy day planned in the FakeTaxi today, but to my dismay, it didn't start! I phoned a mechanic, but because the cab was so old, Maximo wasn't able to repair it without other tools. He tried to explain, but I couldn't hear him: I was too busy craving his tool! He played with my tits then I gave him a sloppy blowjob. Maximo was a strapping lad, and he fucked me doggystyle in the cab, then ate my pussy in the backseat! He told me he loved the feeling of my big ass bouncing up and down on his lap, but I'm sure it felt even better when he came on my face!

I was driving along when I saw Stirling Cooper on the side of the road. He was an Ozzie touring the UK to take in the history, but I was more interested in taking in his big cock! Since he was Australian, I asked Sterling if he would felt like chucking his sausage on my barbie. He was a little shocked, but definitely interested! I hopped into the backseat and deepthroated his big cock, then pulled out my boobs so he could tit-fuck me. After he ate me pussy and licked my ass, I hopped on his hard cock and he fucked me hard and deep. By the time he gave me a facial, he shot spunk everywhere!

Mr. Longwood got into my cab today screaming about how he had just been robbed. He tried to get me to drive right away, but that's not how cabs work. Apparently, a few hooligans jumped him, and they had taken his jacket, wallet, and phone! I asked him how he would pay his cab fare, but he kept pleading we take off. I told him we could work something out: I'd give him a ride if he gave me a taste of his big black cock! I could tell he was interested, so I pulled off and told him to pull out his BBC and get it hard for me. Joining him in the back of the cab, I gave him a blowjob, then he ate my pussy. I climbed onto him to ride him cowgirl as he sucked my tits, then made me cum. His cock felt so good that I wanted it in my ass, so he stretched my holes, then gave me a proper facial!

Punk chick Candy Alexa hopped in my cab today, looking to go to the skate park, and sucking on a giant lollypop, but she sure wasn't in the mood to chat! She just kept saying "I am busy, I am busy" and sucking on that thing, then before I knew it, she was spreading her legs and taking her massive boobs out of her top! When I asked if she would show me something else, the thick babe started using the lolly on her pussy, then shoving it into my face so I could taste it! When Candy caught a look at my hard cock, she said she wanted me to get in the back and show her my lollypop. Tasting that crazy lady's pussy was so sweet, I just had to piledrive her. When I was ready to cum, I held back her ponytail and blew my load in her mouth, then lay back to let the sweat dry before getting back to work! I just love a good lunatic!


Stunning Russian brunette Jessica Lincoln came to see me at the agency today, hoping to become a pornstar! Such a bright-eyed, pretty young thing--I knew she would be perfect for the job with that innocent look. During our interview, Jessica told me she was bisexual, fantasizes about double penetration, and loves to deepthroat. And all the while, I couldn't stop staring at her red panties, peeking out from her short skirt! Jessica was a natural posing for the cameras, and had an amazing body with perky tits and cute puffy nipples. When I asked if she could show me her deepthroat skills, she felt my big cock and said she would try her best, but it might be difficult! Then she gave me the softest, most sensual, deep blowjob. Just amazing. She rode me on the couch until I was close to coming, then got on her knees to take my cum into her mouth. After she played with it for the cameras, she swallowed every drop, then blew me a kiss as she walked to the showers!

I picked up Max Deeds today and he wanted a ride to the train station, but I offered the handsome bloke something even better! He was on his way to see his mates in London, and obviously wasn't used to having a female taxi driver. I told young Max that there are many female cab drivers nowadays, and that I make excellent tips! Of course, then I had to explain about how I get tips, and the special services I offer. Naturally, Max wanted to take advantage of my offer: a free ride in exchange for sex. Why not? He was fit. I love sucking dick. And I could use a good fuck, after a hard day on the road. I hopped in the back and took my tits out, then gave Max a nice, gagging blowjob. He made me cum eating my pussy, then fucked and spanked me all over my taxi. A little cheeky, but hey, I like it rough!

Cara was missing a license plate, so I pulled her over to point it out. And when she showed me her license, it was expired! Since nobody could pick her up, I took her on a ride to see if we could find the license plate but no luck. As we tried to find a solution, Cara suggested I hop in the back with her, so we could talk properly. Then the pretty blonde asked if we could spend an hour together! Before I knew it, we were kissing, and she was touching my cock through my uniform. Since Cara's parents had a vineyard nearby, we went there to find some privacy. I bent Cara's thick, curvy bod over a chair and fucked her doggystyle, then got the beautiful chick to ride my big dick in reverse cowgirl. I came so fast, I almost missed her with my cumshot, but I did manage to land some on those perfect perky titties of hers. Not a bad day for a fake cop on patrol! Not bad at all.

Coco was on her way to meet her boyfriend, but the sexy Serbian met me instead! I told her my friend owned an agency and asked if she would show me her figure for some fast cash, and the dark-haired babe cheekily showed me her amazing ass and tits on the side of the road! As soon as Coco told me she loved money, I knew we were going to have a deal. I put a fat wad of cash in her hands when I asked her to fuck, and her eyes lit up! As we found a private place, Coco told me I made her day. She was going to buy makeup, shoes, a dress, and a new phone! I was so hard by that point, I didn't even ask for a blowjob, just pounded her tight pussy with my big cock. I made the curvy sexpot come over and over again, so that she was shaking and screaming and begging me to go harder and faster. Then she finished me with a blowjob, deepthroating me, and looking up at me with those big beautiful exotic eyes, before she went off to meet her boyfriend.

I hate it when people are late, but today, I had a chick come one week early! Sienna Day was disappointed to find out she had the wrong date, particularly because she'd let her pussy hair grow out for me, and had worn a butt plug all the way to the casting--nearly an hour on the train! Now, Sienna knows I'm a sucker for a nice bush, and as soon as I got my hands on it, I couldn't let her go home. The cheeky blonde bent over to show me the pretty jeweled plug she had in her arse, then I ordered her to get on her knees and suck me off under my desk. I love a bird who knows how to take instruction! She gave me the spittiest, sloppiest deepthroat blowjob, even licking my arse, then she sat her tight pussy on my dick in reverse cowgirl and rode me hard and fast. After some rough doggy, I took that plug out of her arse and slid my big cock in there. I loved how her tits bounced as I pounded her, all soft and perfect above me. It was such a good fuck, I actually told Sienna to stop, I couldn't take anymore!

I couldn't wait to see Zazie again, so I gave her a ring when I was working the night shift. She said she wanted me to come to her house the next day, that she had a surprise for me! When I arrived, she was wearing only pink booty shorts and a bra, and started posing on the bed, showing off her fine ass. And when I asked what the hot blonde chick wanted to do, she put her hand on my cock! I could barely believe it. I could never get a babe this smoking hot without the help of a uniform. As the horny model sucked me, she looked up at me with those big beautiful blue eyes, and I felt like the luckiest guy on earth. I pounded her pretty pink pussy into total exhaustion, and left her with massive facial. I'll never forget the sight of my cum dripping from her face. It was like my teenage dream come true!

Ben got in my car and recognized me as the "busty blonde" from the paper! He promised me he wasn't a reporter, so I confessed it was me. I had recently gotten in a lot of trouble for having sex with a passenger in a car park, which the sneaky bloke knew already, I'm sure. We talked for a bit before he thanked me, saying he had his story, and see you later! It turned out Ben was a reporter, and in exchange for his silence, wanted me to take him on one of my special rides. Dirty old Ben! Whatever. I'm always up to fuck. We made a deal and slipped off to one of my secret spots. I hiked my skirt up over my stockings and gave the arsehole a nice deepthroat blowjob, just like he wanted. I let him play with my tits. I rode him like a proper cowgirl. I even swallowed the cheeky cunt's cum! And in the end, you know what? He begged me to keep quiet about what had happened, like the little bitch I knew he was.

A nice looking young man got into my cab today, on his way to the Sutton FC match. Since I'm a huge football fan, I told him I would give him a free ride. My friends do call me the Slut from Slutton, after all! He loved my nickname, and suggested I hop into the backseat to have a little pre-game fun, if you know what I mean.Since he seemed to be a fun bloke, I said why not! It's been a while since I've been a proper cougar. The way he latched on to my big fake tits, you'd think the poor guy was starved. He ate my pussy and bounced me around on that big cock of his like a madman, and had me cumming in no time. He kept the Sutton jersey on the whole time, too--except when I was deepthroating him and he wrapped it around my shoulders so we could show our support for our team. After I showed him my best BJ tricks, the saucy shagger covered my face with thick white spunk, then I dropped him off at the pitch for the big game. Go Sutton United!


Beautiful Dutch bird Mandy Slim sauntered into my office today: tall, blonde, and leggy, in a tight little pink dress. She had been doing some modeling and porn work in the Netherlands and was hoping for her big break in the UK! Well, she certainly came to the right place. Mandy told me she loves to make lesbian movies, was up for anal, and claimed to give an incredible blowjob! I had the pretty blonde strip and show me how comfortable she was masturbating for the cameras before I tested her deepthroat skills. She wasn't kidding: the little tart could certainly suck cock! I fucked her tight little pussy, then fingered her until she was squirting and screaming. In the end, I showered her perfect blowjob lips with warm cum. I had to take a picture to remember it by, it was so beautiful!

Vany was taking a shortcut through the forest when she hurt her ankle. I helped her get her coat and shoe off so I could examine it, and it was indeed swollen. I took the pretty hiker's information, then I started what I thought was the best therapy: I sucked on her beautiful toes! Vany started feeling better right away, especially when I took out my big dick to massage her ankle. Then, to distract her from the pain, I had the pretty brunette get down on her knees and give him some love with her mouth! When she showed startling improvement with this method, I had her take off her underwear so I could put my cock in her tight pussy and try and stretch her ankle out in every position I could think of: cowgirl, doggy, on the floor, on the exam table. It was a vigorous treatment, but by the end, she had forgotten about it completely! I told her to put something cold on it when she got home, and it should heal in a few days.

I could never resist a man in uniform, so having two marines in my taxi filled me with such happiness--and lots of naughty desires! These fine lads said they'd been serving in Syria and hadn't felt the touch of a woman for six months. Can you even imagine? I knew it was my duty as a Czech citizen to treat them to a backseat threesome. After all, I was dropping these sexy soldiers off at the train station, and who knew when they'd be getting any X-rated fun! Bouncing my tight pussy on their throbbing cocks, I sucked and fucked them both like a slutty warrior, until they rewarded me with a hot double cumshot!

Sexy Australian MILF Yasmin wasn't familiar with our London taxi driver tradition, so I let her know right away: a London cabbie has to offer you a free ride if it's your first time in one of our cars, but you have to show him your tits in return! Well, Yasmin didn't think it was such a good deal. She wondered, in fact, if she could get a free day of rides from me if she offered to fuck me instead! Yasmin pulled down her tight leggings to show me she wasn't wearing any knickers, and I dove right in to lick her arsehole. The pretty sexpert gave me the sloppiest, spittiest blowjob ever, then sat on my cock for a rough ride before I fingered her to an orgasm. She asked if I would drive her around for a week if she swallowed my cum, so I launched a huge cumshot onto her tongue, and Yasmin earned her first tourist outing with John, the Pervy Taxi Driver! First stop: the palace, to see the queen!

Tony hopped in my car today, nervous about a blind date. He was worried he was going to get catfished, and I could tell he wasn't really sure about going. Since he was so handsome, I made a suggestion: he could take a chance on his blind date and have a potentially awful evening, or he could stay with me and have some guaranteed fun! To show him I was serious, I flashed my tits to him in the rearview. The poor fellow wasn't sure what to do at first! Such a gentleman, he took time to caress me and kiss me and admire my tattoos before I could get his cock out of his pants, but once that big dick was out, the horny bloke turned into a total fucking machine! I even took him outside to do a little screwing on the hood of the cab and let him blow his load on my tongue. He loved every second of it.

Annie was interested in doing a solo masturbation shoot, and let me take some pictures of her posing in her sexy lingerie, but the hot twenty-one-year-old was too shy to get naked for the camera! After a frank discussion about what would be expected from a pornstar, I suggested that she might feel more comfortable working with a partner--but that would mean shooting a blowjob scene here in my office first! Annie got more confident when she saw how hard my dick was, pulling it out of my pants and wrapping her pink lips around it, and making eyes at the camera. She made me cum in mere minutes! And after that, there was no turning back. The gorgeous babe rode my cock on the casting couch, then gave me another blowjob to end the session, and even swallowed a mouthload of cum! Nervous Annie is going to be a-okay.

I'm so sick of bringing my car into the garage, it's like they don't know what they're doing. Today I couldn't help but yell at the mechanic, I was so frustrated. Then the idiot got grease all over my white dress! I'd had enough. I slapped him. The jerk took his greasy hands, grabbed my dress and ripped it wide open so that my tits were out, right there in the garage. Despite my anger, I pulled his cock out of his overalls, hoping a good fuck might improve my rotten day. After a nice deepthroat blowjob, he bent me over the hood of the car, pulled my panties to the side, and fucked me doggystyle. I rode that cock until my day looked better, and after I came, I went to leave him there, but the car wouldn't start! The asshole just laughed.

My first day on the job with the FemaleFakeTaxi, the owner John trained me on all the lingo I'd need to find the most handsome men in town and seduce them in the back of my shaggin' wagon! It didn't take long for me to find a studly black man on the side of the road and pick him up, the banter was flowing when I asked him to unzip his pants and let me feast my eyes on his dick. Since Antonio was game to fool around, I joined him in the back to get my hands on his big black cock, and knelt in front of him to try to deepthroat as many inches as I could as he throatfucked me! After grabbing and running his hands over my thick body, Antonio slipped two fingers into my twat and fingerfucked me til I gushed squirt, then dove down and licked up all the cum running down my legs and pooling in my crack! After foreplay, we dipped outside to fuck on the hood of the car, Antonio thrusting deeply into me from behind where anyone could have seen our outdoor sex. After went back inside, I lowered myself onto his fat prick, Antonio split my arse open right down the middle, thrusting deep into me until the building pleasure of anal sex brought me to another orgasm!
