
I had a busy day planned in the FakeTaxi today, but to my dismay, it didn't start! I phoned a mechanic, but because the cab was so old, Maximo wasn't able to repair it without other tools. He tried to explain, but I couldn't hear him: I was too busy craving his tool! He played with my tits then I gave him a sloppy blowjob. Maximo was a strapping lad, and he fucked me doggystyle in the cab, then ate my pussy in the backseat! He told me he loved the feeling of my big ass bouncing up and down on his lap, but I'm sure it felt even better when he came on my face!

I was driving along when I saw Stirling Cooper on the side of the road. He was an Ozzie touring the UK to take in the history, but I was more interested in taking in his big cock! Since he was Australian, I asked Sterling if he would felt like chucking his sausage on my barbie. He was a little shocked, but definitely interested! I hopped into the backseat and deepthroated his big cock, then pulled out my boobs so he could tit-fuck me. After he ate me pussy and licked my ass, I hopped on his hard cock and he fucked me hard and deep. By the time he gave me a facial, he shot spunk everywhere!

It was a bloody cold day and just my luck, the heating had stopped working in the FakeTaxi, so the sight of Antonio Black was a welcome one. The big man hopped into the back of the cab, and we chatted about the weather a bit before I mentioned how I could do with a nice hot chocolate. Antonio told me he had enough hot chocolate to go around, and got out his big black cock. He wanked until I pulled over, then I hopped in the back and gave him a blowjob. His big black cock felt so good in my wet pussy, and then he fucked my arse, the naughty man. I was riding him, taking his cock balls deep in my arse, and he was sucking my tits, when John opened the door. It was my lucky day, because I like having all my holes stuffed, so Antonio and John double-penetrated me, then gave me two delicious loads to swallow! Thanks guys!

Stacey Saran was looking rather fine when she stepped in my cab today in her little blue sundress with those long legs on display, and that big floppy sunhat. All posh and proper! Of course, she didn't recognize me at first due to my new beard. As I caught her up on the drama with the jealous boyfriend in Kent, her huge tits were bouncing all over my rearview mirror, so I asked the busty brunette if she'd like to get reacquainted! Stacey said yes, and when we stopped at my new spot, the sexy minx showed me how she could swallow cock, then wrapped me up in those massive knockers of hers for a beautiful tittyfuck. I'd forgotten about her amazing rimjobs. Stacey is really second to none when it comes to eating arse! I fucked her good and rough, then gave her a few minutes to clean the cum off her ass before I dropped her off for shopping and lunch, free of charge!

I was driving the FakeTaxi today when I saw Ben Kelly, a smartly dressed businessman, flagging down the cab. He was headed to Ashford for a meeting, so we got to chatting as I drove along the road. Ben told me he had heard about some dirty old taxi driver who was going around picking up women. Some kind of dirty man he was, who drove around and had girls lick his arse! Shame, said Ben, there were no female taxi drivers that did that. I told him to get his cock out and start wanking for me. His eyes went wide, but he complied, then I got into the backseat and gave him a blowjob. I got my big tits out for him to suck on, then gave him a rimjob. When he was nice and turned on, he fucked my pussy until I climaxed, and then he came so hard that I had to thank him for the spunk!

Still on the lam from my former Kent driving life, I met up with Michelle Thorne today to tell her why I'd been hiding out. She couldn't believe the story, and was glad I was okay. Of course, she was looking super fit with those enormous tits of hers poking out of that little dress! And I do have a soft spot for sexy blonde MILFs. I didn't need to go out on the prowl at all, with Michelle's delicious pussy right in my backseat! And with all the rumours going around, the poor tart hadn't been able to get her naughties in a while either. Michelle played with her pussy while I drove us to my brand new shagging spot. She knows exactly where my sweet spots are, the horny bird! She gave me a fantastic gagging blowjob and when my cock was nice and wet, I got the best tittyfuck with those incredible knockers. I left her pussy dripping with my cum. Always a lovely sight, and always a lovely time with the spectacular Michelle Thorne!

I picked up Ava today, and had to explain why I was in disguise! The reason I'd disappeared for a while is some bloke found out I fucked his girl in the taxi, and then he cut my brake lines, almost causing me to crash! I can never go back to Kent again, it's true. I told Ava our plans were back on, then started to drive her back to town, but she was having none of it! She'd put on a pretty dress, left off her pants, and come 90 minutes to meet me, she said. And though I was on the hunt for new pussy, I do love Ava's amazing twat as well. So I found us a place to park where she could play with my beard and I could eat her snatch the way she likes. As usual, Ava was a total treat to fuck, down for some ass eating, and even drank my cum out of a little baggie in the end! Good thing she forgot her lunch, so she had lots of room to drink my protein shake!

I met with Tara Spades today, a lovely blonde MILF with a massive set of knockers that were peeking out through her see-through top! She told me straight out, "I would like to fuck, and get paid, if I can, please?" It was music to my ears! Tara confessed she keeps getting sacked from her jobs for having affairs with her bosses, and decided to find a job that would suit her nymphomaniac nature. I told the posh sweetheart she'd definitely come to the right place, and to put her through for a job, we would need to do a naked casting. Tara was all on board. Out came those amazing tits, and then I saw she was wearing crotchless stockings. And it turned out Ms. Tara was super flexible. I quite enjoyed pounded her pussy, and told her I would get her lots of work. I even promised her four dicks minimum for her first shoot, to make the little cock monster happy.


Punk chick Candy Alexa hopped in my cab today, looking to go to the skate park, and sucking on a giant lollypop, but she sure wasn't in the mood to chat! She just kept saying "I am busy, I am busy" and sucking on that thing, then before I knew it, she was spreading her legs and taking her massive boobs out of her top! When I asked if she would show me something else, the thick babe started using the lolly on her pussy, then shoving it into my face so I could taste it! When Candy caught a look at my hard cock, she said she wanted me to get in the back and show her my lollypop. Tasting that crazy lady's pussy was so sweet, I just had to piledrive her. When I was ready to cum, I held back her ponytail and blew my load in her mouth, then lay back to let the sweat dry before getting back to work! I just love a good lunatic!

Law student Lucia Fernandez will face the bar exam in a year, but first, she has to face me and my fake modeling agency! When I saw the beautiful strawberry blonde getting off the bus, I noticed her ample breasts right away. She was making such little money with her part-time bartending job, she agreed to do a casting--but refused to take Czech money! It took some haggling, and the promise of a big cock, but once the price was right, the sugary-voiced Spaniard agree to suck him, and followed me across the train tracks to somewhere more private. Let me tell you: nobody titty fucks like Lucia Fernandez and her amazing natural double Ds! I couldn't wait to get some shots of those massive boobs bouncing above me, and shoot a load of cum on them! And that's exactly what I did.

Luna Melba is half Greek and half Romanian, and comes to Prague to see the architecture and eat at the restaurants--a passionate lover of my country! I stopped the stunning Cyprus-born redhead today to see if she would be interested in modeling for a tattoo convention, and Luna told me she loves tats, and has a few herself. She had no problem coming with me to show off her ink in the woods, and when I offered her just a little money for a fuck or blowjob, she said, you're cute, why not, let's have some fun! Watching those big pouty lips slide over my cock was almost too hot to handle. She could almost fit all of him into her mouth! I got her to bend over and pull up her dress to show me that amazing ass and saw her sexy thigh-high stockings. We went back to my car where I could get those perky tits in my face and fuck the horny ginger properly. What a vision, my cum dripping from her tight pussy! Such a beautiful lady.

Stunning Russian brunette Jessica Lincoln came to see me at the agency today, hoping to become a pornstar! Such a bright-eyed, pretty young thing--I knew she would be perfect for the job with that innocent look. During our interview, Jessica told me she was bisexual, fantasizes about double penetration, and loves to deepthroat. And all the while, I couldn't stop staring at her red panties, peeking out from her short skirt! Jessica was a natural posing for the cameras, and had an amazing body with perky tits and cute puffy nipples. When I asked if she could show me her deepthroat skills, she felt my big cock and said she would try her best, but it might be difficult! Then she gave me the softest, most sensual, deep blowjob. Just amazing. She rode me on the couch until I was close to coming, then got on her knees to take my cum into her mouth. After she played with it for the cameras, she swallowed every drop, then blew me a kiss as she walked to the showers!

Tall, blonde beauty Afina Kisser was just standing around in her high heels, smoking, and hoping to meet an interesting man. She was curious about my video camera and asked me if I would like to have something interesting to film, then she turned around to show me how her incredible her ass looked in her tight red skirt! Afina knew how to negotiate to show her tits and pussy, so we did a little haggling. But when I negotiated a price for a blowjob and she started sucking my cock, a strange man stopped to wank to us on the side of the road! We found a nice place in a stairwell, and Afina showed me her throat was much deeper than I thought. I loved how she moaned as I fucked her. I made her cum so many times! Her husband is one lucky guy. And me, too, for running into this sexy Russian in the street today!

Therese was like something out of a painting: ivory skin, auburn hair, and big, full lips. A classic beauty sitting on my casting couch, dreaming of being a model. But at just over five feet tall, Therese was much too short for the fashion runway. As we chatted, I imagined her pouty mouth wrapped around my cock. The Czech darling was shy about taking her clothes off for the camera, so we took it slow and talked about how to pose sexy. She was interested in shooting a scene with me next week, so I suggested we try out her first on-camera sex! It wasn't until Therese was sucking my cock that I noticed her eyes--big, warm doe eyes that stared up at me sweetly. She had completely relaxed as we moved on to doggystyle, and her pussy was so amazing, I barely pulled out in time, shooting cum all over her hair, face, breasts, and belly. Hey, sometimes it happens!

I could tell when I saw Francys that she was a bit of a wild woman. The hot Brazilian was walking through the park in a leopard-skin coat, looking all sultry and sexy. Looking like trouble, really! She said she was a make-up artist, just vacationing with her girlfriends here in Prague. She even spoke to me a little in Portuguese! I asked if Francys was interested in making money, and once she saw my fat stack of cash, her eyes lit right up! She giggled when I asked her for a blowjob, and told me I was crazy, but I could tell she liked to be naughty. She followed me back to my car, sniffing the money, and showed me her amazing tits. She had an incredible body, and gave me a perfect blowjob. She sucked all of my cum into her mouth then played with it, showing me for the camera. And before I knew it, she had swallowed every last drop, and told me it was vitamins!

Peter got in my taxi today, but realized soon after that he didn't have any money on him. He'd been out all night at an after party, and begged me to help him find a way to sort it out. I told him he could get on his hands and knees to scrub the taxi, if he wanted! But that wasn't what Peter had in mind. I could see him blushing. I suggested if Peter could fuck me right, I might waive the cost of the cab! It had been a while since I'd had a good pounding. Peter came round to the driver's seat and played with my pussy until I squirted. Then he licked my pussy and my arse, and fucked me sideways. I gave him a nice blowjob, I loves a bit of cock, and he came all over my tongue so it was dripping down my face. He more than earned his lift. I might even have to pick him up again tomorrow to pay him back!


I picked up Sam this morning, all of 19 years old, and he told me he was on his way to his brother's house to ask his advice on how to pleasure a woman! He was about to have a big date with a girl he fancied and wasn't sure about how to please her, other than to stick a couple of fingers in, and then try to get his cock in behind them! I suggested that his brother wasn't the best person to ask, and maybe he could have an in-person lesson with me! I am, after all, somewhat of an expert on pussies! Sam was a little shocked but he figured it wasn't cheating if it was a sex lesson! Once he stuck his cock through the slut hatch for me to lick, he was enjoying it too much to worry anymore. I joined him in the back, told him to strip down, and gave the young bloke a good lesson in pussy licking and shagging that would help him impress his date on their big night. It was fucking horny. She's one lucky young lady!

I picked up cute tourist Tony today, who was visiting on holiday from Bulgaria. I let it slide that he was scared of having a woman driver, and he was asking me about parties he and his girlfriend could check out while in the city. But when he asked me if he had enough for the cab, it was clear someone had stolen from him when converting his money! It turned out he didn't have nearly enough to pay for the ride. But that's okay! When he asked what we could do about the situation, I said he could show me his big black dick! He took it out, and it was so big, I just wanted to wrap my pussy around it. I took him to a special place of mine, got in the back and started stroking that massive shaft as Tony kissed me. Such a sweetheart, he had no idea how hardcore I am! After sucking him off a bit, I took out my massive tits so he could lick my pussy, then I showed him how rough I can ride in the backseat of my car. His cock was so big, I couldn't believe it. He left me with the most amazing creampie, then I drove him to wherever he wanted to go, it was such a good fuck!

Cutie Marc Rose asked me for a ride to the recreational grounds to play some football today, and I noticed his cock was hanging out of his shorts! He said it was such a nice day, he figured why not let it all hang out. I told Marc I quite liked it, and suggested maybe we find a place where I could investigate that big dick a little more closely. Marc said I was a fucking dirty bitch. Yes, I am! Apparently his cock needed a good sucking, so it was going to work out just fine. I found us a place to park and wrapped my lips around that impressive member of his, deepthroating to best of my gag ability! I even stripped off to show the bloke my massive tits before I rode him in my see-through yellow lingerie. And because we were feeling particularly wild, we climbed up on the bonnet of the car and I held on as Marc pounded my pussy. What a sexy fucker! Sure hope I run into him again!

I picked up Max Deeds today and he wanted a ride to the train station, but I offered the handsome bloke something even better! He was on his way to see his mates in London, and obviously wasn't used to having a female taxi driver. I told young Max that there are many female cab drivers nowadays, and that I make excellent tips! Of course, then I had to explain about how I get tips, and the special services I offer. Naturally, Max wanted to take advantage of my offer: a free ride in exchange for sex. Why not? He was fit. I love sucking dick. And I could use a good fuck, after a hard day on the road. I hopped in the back and took my tits out, then gave Max a nice, gagging blowjob. He made me cum eating my pussy, then fucked and spanked me all over my taxi. A little cheeky, but hey, I like it rough!

Classy Filth was on her way to meet her boyfriend when he ended their relationship with just a text. What a little prick! The poor darling looked like she needed a hug and a tissue, so I pulled off the road and got back to comfort her. But somewhere during our hug, I guess my hand slipped down over her tit, and the pretty blonde was flipping out, threatening to call the cops, and storming out of the cab! A few minutes later, she came back. She said if I fucked her well, she wouldn't call the police, but she'd frightened my cock soft, so I had to ask her to relax him with her mouth and some deepthroating. Maybe take those massive tits out for some inspiration! Classy was gorgeous, with amazing knockers, and didn't mind me ripping her tights so she could ride me reverse cowgirl. She even played with my arse while I fucked her! What a talented lady! She gave me the most amazing prostate orgasm I'd had in years!

Coco was on her way to meet her boyfriend, but the sexy Serbian met me instead! I told her my friend owned an agency and asked if she would show me her figure for some fast cash, and the dark-haired babe cheekily showed me her amazing ass and tits on the side of the road! As soon as Coco told me she loved money, I knew we were going to have a deal. I put a fat wad of cash in her hands when I asked her to fuck, and her eyes lit up! As we found a private place, Coco told me I made her day. She was going to buy makeup, shoes, a dress, and a new phone! I was so hard by that point, I didn't even ask for a blowjob, just pounded her tight pussy with my big cock. I made the curvy sexpot come over and over again, so that she was shaking and screaming and begging me to go harder and faster. Then she finished me with a blowjob, deepthroating me, and looking up at me with those big beautiful exotic eyes, before she went off to meet her boyfriend.

I hate it when people are late, but today, I had a chick come one week early! Sienna Day was disappointed to find out she had the wrong date, particularly because she'd let her pussy hair grow out for me, and had worn a butt plug all the way to the casting--nearly an hour on the train! Now, Sienna knows I'm a sucker for a nice bush, and as soon as I got my hands on it, I couldn't let her go home. The cheeky blonde bent over to show me the pretty jeweled plug she had in her arse, then I ordered her to get on her knees and suck me off under my desk. I love a bird who knows how to take instruction! She gave me the spittiest, sloppiest deepthroat blowjob, even licking my arse, then she sat her tight pussy on my dick in reverse cowgirl and rode me hard and fast. After some rough doggy, I took that plug out of her arse and slid my big cock in there. I loved how her tits bounced as I pounded her, all soft and perfect above me. It was such a good fuck, I actually told Sienna to stop, I couldn't take anymore!

I saw amazing Elle Rose jogging in the woods today, and her sexy body made me stop her! I told her I owned a modeling agency and maybe she could work for me, and she agreed to do a quick photo shoot casting with me in exchange for a small fee. I kept my camera trained on her tight little ass as we walked to find a private spot, where Elle stripped down to her purple lingerie and posed for me. When we were finished with the pictures, I asked if she would like to make more money, maybe by sucking my dick? Elle giggled at the idea, but when I put the money in her hand, she was very excited, and said yes! We shook hands on our deal, then Elle took my big cock out of my pants and gave me a very nice blowjob. Such pretty red lips! I could tell she was enjoying it. My dick was too big for Elle's tight pussy, so she had to work on getting it deeper slowly, but once it was in, we fucked like rabbits! The gorgeous Ukrainian swallowed every drop of my cum, and I left with her pocket full of money. A good deal, for sure!


I'm not the brightest bloke, but it's not like me to forget a date with a woman as hot and horny as Miss Eva Johnson! Still, when she stuck her head in my taxi window today and started yelling, I was pretty surprised. I asked her to get in the car so I could apologize, but Eva said the only way she would calm down was if I fucked her ass! Well, it seemed like I was getting the best end of the deal there, but when Eva speaks, Eva gets! I drove us to our new shagging spot while the hot brunette wiggled her sexy arse for me. She gave me such amazing head, she made my dick throb. I licked her tight pussy and made her cum once, then I fingered her until she squirt! Eva bent over through the slut hatch so I could fuck her doggy and get her asshole ready, then I gave her a nice rough anal fuck, just like she ordered! Then I put her sexy stockings over my cock for my grand footjob finish. No woman can stay mad at The Bishop! I made a date for next week with the saucy tart.

I was just about to pull off and have a wank, when this gorgeous black man got into my taxi, looking for a ride to see friends in Sutton. We were chatting and I let it slip that I wondered if it was true what they said about black men! Sensi asked me a couple of times to repeat myself, then said he would show me, if I didn't charge him for the taxi. I suggested if I saw him completely naked, I might accidentally fall and slip on his massive cock! I found us a place to park and hopped into the back to try to deepthroat that big dick, tearing up as I choked and gagged. Sensi ripped my stockings so he could eat my pussy and ass, then he fucked me doggystyle through the slut hatch, pounding me deeper than I've ever experienced. It was amazing. I got on my knees to see how much cum I could extract from his huge member, then played with his spunk in my mouth for a while before swallowing every drop. Is it true what they say about black guys? Ask my swollen, but overjoyed, pussy!

I saw Alessa Savage coming for my cab today, so I locked the doors and said I had to go to lunch! I was just joking, of course. Alessa is one of my favourite backseat fuck buddies. An adorable freak after my own heart, really! Like always, she was dressed to kill, and told me she wanted to go to Cockbusters, please, by way of Heaven Lane! What could I say? I love the little maniac. Alessa twerked her curvy arse for me as we found a place to park, and showed me the beginnings of her bush--my idea, by the way, and completely lovely! When I took The Bishop out, she kissed the tip and said, "Hello, sir" like a proper lady, then deepthroated me like the savage she is, gagging until she could barely handle it. I got her to bend over through the slut hatch so I could pound her hard in doggy, then we stepped outside to give the neighbours a show. I left the filthy little monster with a creampie, and she blew bubbles with my cum for the camera. One of these days, I'm going to get her to give up that tight little ass of hers, I swear. That's a promise.

Picked up James today on his way to do some shopping, and caught the cheeky bugger winking at me in the rearview mirror! Since he was handsome and had such nice eyes, I was totally flattered. Then James told me I was the sexiest cab driver he ever had! We got chatting and as we drove, I realized i didn't exactly know where we were going. James was worried about the cab fare, so I told him no bother, I wasn't going to charge him. Instead, I could offer a free ride in the back and a free ride to the mall! James was unsure was I getting at, but when I made it clear we could have some naughty fun together, he blushed bright red. I climbed in the back to join the gentleman, relaxing while he ate my pussy. Then we did an experiment to see how far down my throat his massive cock would fit. He fucked me so hard that we actually rocked the car! After I jerked him off and swallowed all his cum, I realized I had to take the rest of the day off from exhaustion!

I get a lot of beautiful women in my office, but Clea Gaultier was certainly something special. Maybe it's because I have a thing for French chicks? Clea is tall and slim with one of the most incredible bodies I've ever seen. She told me she has studied ballet dance for years, likes to watch soft, sensual porn, and loves to go naked on the beach. Flexible, romantic, and an exhibitionist! The perfect combination. I took some incredible shots of Clea with my camera and when I went to show her, she began stroking my dick. The hottie told me she was, in fact, very bad! So I picked her up and took her to the couch so we could get a little closer. Clea loves to suck cock, and is so good, I could barely hold myself from cumming. She showed me how she could do the splits as I fucked her in missionary--fucking incredible! If I had a thousand babes like Clea, I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams!

Caroline was in such a good mood when she got in the car, but then her boyfriend cancelled on her date. The sexy MILF hadn't even worn any underwear, she told me! I said I didn't believe her, and asked if she would show me, just being cheeky, but then the pretty babe flashed me her bare pussy! Since Caroline was free for the afternoon, and needed cheering up, we decided to find a place to chat. Once we parked, I climbed into the backseat to take a closer look, and have a little lick. Pretty soon, Caroline was feeling much better. To thank me, she deepthroated my massive cock, then rode me hard, wearing only her sexy stockings. We had the car shaking like crazy! Caroline's boyfriend sure missed out on some incredible sex. His loss!

I stopped Francesca today because she looked like an angel from one of those old Italian paintings! The lovely student is studying French, Spanish, English, and Russian here in the Czech Republic, but is indeed from Italia. I told her a friend was looking for a model for a music video, but really, I just wanted to see the beautiful brunette bounce on my fat cock! Francesca said she was shy, but she agreed to do a casting for some fast cash--as long as we found a private place for her to show me her underwear. Once we were alone, Francesca posed like a natural. Of course, she was a little shocked when I asked her to suck my cock, but the money changed her mind. After the most intense sloppy blowjob, I fucked the bella babe's tight pussy, then spilled my cum all over her model-perfect face. I am the luckiest man alive!

A nice looking young man got into my cab today, on his way to the Sutton FC match. Since I'm a huge football fan, I told him I would give him a free ride. My friends do call me the Slut from Slutton, after all! He loved my nickname, and suggested I hop into the backseat to have a little pre-game fun, if you know what I mean.Since he seemed to be a fun bloke, I said why not! It's been a while since I've been a proper cougar. The way he latched on to my big fake tits, you'd think the poor guy was starved. He ate my pussy and bounced me around on that big cock of his like a madman, and had me cumming in no time. He kept the Sutton jersey on the whole time, too--except when I was deepthroating him and he wrapped it around my shoulders so we could show our support for our team. After I showed him my best BJ tricks, the saucy shagger covered my face with thick white spunk, then I dropped him off at the pitch for the big game. Go Sutton United!
