
This taxi job ain't so bad, I think I'm getting the hang of it. Picking up women and trying to think of ways to fuck them while taking them the long way round is really starting to appeal to me. As I picked up my next customer I could not believe the size of her tits, and she hadn't been in the cab long before I asked how big they really were. She replied that they were 34HH, fucking what! This was a big tick on my bucket list and I wanted to get started on getting that done as soon as possible. She said she was married but had an open relationship, so basically she can do anything that makes her happy. My cock was getting hard with just the thought of those tits bouncing all over it, so we struck a deal that I would wait for her and then take her back home if we could have some fun in the back. This was a win, win for me, but first I wanted to collect on her promise.

I was having a pretty busy day when I picked up Georgie Lyall. Georgie had a thick Scottish accent, and I couldn't help but poking a bit of fun at her, so I joked that I wouldn't expect a tip. That set her off, and Georgie exclaimed that while her pussy was tight, her purse wasn't! Arriving at the destination, I asked her which purse she would be paying with, and she was delighted to find out she could pay in pussy! I hopped in the back and sucked her big tits, ate her pussy, then fucked her doggystyle. After a few good spankings, I jerked off on her pussy and came on her face!

I saw a beautiful brunette named Victoria Bellisima on the street today, so I walked up to her and introduced myself. Victoria was shy and didn't speak much English, so I told her I was shooting a documentary for American TV, and would translate for the camera. Ms. Bellisima was 26 years old and worked as a salesperson, but didn't earn enough money for her tastes. I offered her some quick cash to show me her underwear, and she was willing, so we walked off where she showed me her ass. For more, she showed me her boobs, then my dick got hard, so for even more money she sucked my dick. The blowjob made her horny, so we fucked in the park, then I came on her pussy!

I had Espranza Del Horno on my casting couch today, a beautiful woman from Amsterdam who was in Prague on holiday. Esperanza had no modeling experience, but after seeing our ad in the local paper, she decided she wanted to give it a shot. She wasn't very shy: when I asked her if she would pose for naked pictures, she immediately agreed. While I snapped away, Esperanza stripped off her bra and panties, and spread her tight ass for the camera. Her shirt revealed some nice perky boobs, so I asked her if she would give me a blowjob. Esperanza was a real slut, and took my cock right into her mouth! I fucked her all over the studio and my office, then came on her tight pussy.

I was playing with my new pulse monitor from China when Cassie Del Isla came through the door complaining of chest pain. Cassie quickly noticed the cameras, but I told her they were for my students. I had her strip so I could check her lungs, and wow, did she ever have a fit body! She had tiny boobs and an amazing ass, and her waist was toned and sexy. I told her I'd check her pussy, and she asked if I was a gynocologist. I said I wasn't a gyno, but a fuckologist! Turns out Cassie was a suckologist, because she gave me a glorious blowjob, then I fucked her all over my office. I came on her six pack and she scooped up my cum and swallowed it all!

I approached Charlotta Johnson as she was waiting for the bus and asked her if she had time for a two minute interview. Charlotta was shy, but when I told her I was casting for a future TV show, she started to pay attention. I offered her some money for a test of courage: showing me her ass! We were in public so it took some convincing, but she finally showed me her pink thong. I asked for her tits next and offered more money, and her boobs made my dick hard. For 20 000 total she sucked my cock, then I fucked her in my car until she wanked me off onto her stomach.

I had a new patient today, a fresh-faced woman named Cassie Fire. Cassie had recently moved here from Russia for work, and needed a preventative examination in order to get hired. No problem, I told her, and had her lie down on my examination table. I checked her pelvis, then her breasts, leaned in close...and we kissed! Soon enough, I was giving her an oral examination with my tongue and eating her pussy, finger fucking her until she came! After she got off she sucked my cock, then I fucked her all over my office before cuming on her skirt!

Lesbian lovers Foxy Sanie and Canela Skin are making out in their apartment, and things are beginning to get hot and heavy. Canela heads to the bathroom to run a bath, and while she waits, Foxy pulls out a strap-on and starts to use the toy on her pussy. Coming back in the room, Canela regretfully informs Foxy that the water isn't working! The ladies call a plumber, and Martin Gun, the Fake Handyman, answers the summons. While Martin fixes the pipes, the lesbians can't help but play some more. Seeing two sexy ladies hooking up gives Martin a boner, so he joins the ladies to get a faceful of their tits. The ladies then take turns bouncing their big asses up and down on his dick!


I had the lovely Scyley Jam in my office today looking for fashion modeling jobs. Scyley told me she had experience as a fashion model in Russia, but unfortunately for her, we were booked solid in Prague. By contrast, I offered her some options in photo modeling and porn. Porn had a lot more money to offer and Scyley wanted to get paid, so we went to shoot some naked pictures together. Scyley had a lean beautiful body, with natural boobs and a well-toned ass, so when she started masturbating, I got hard. We fucked passionately on my desk, then I covered her in sperm!

Latina hottie Katrina Moreno got into the taxi today, but she didn't speak much English. She communicated enough to let me know where she wanted to go, and it was an expensive ride. As we got closer to the destination, I asked her how she would be paying. Katrina only had Euros, which were no good for me, I needed Czech crowns! Using my phone's translator, I told her if she flashed me she could have the ride for free. She got her big tits out, which immediately made me hard, and the sight of my cock made her give me a blowjob. I fucked her in the backseat, bouncing her big booty up and down on my cock, then came on her pussy!

Sonia Durganova was frantically searching her immediate area when I stumbled across her. She had lost her wallet, and seeing as she was in Prague for a holiday, was beside herself and nearly inconsolable. Sonia needed money to get home, and needed it fast. If you're a fan of this series you know that I am a perfect gentleman, always looking to help out a damsel in distress...and Sonia has the ass of an angel. I offered her some money to show me her booty, then a little more if she sucked my dick. We headed off to find some privacy and Sonia's tits were even nicer than I could imagine! Her pussy was very tight, and I finally came very hard on her pubic hair.

Jenny Manson had some trouble opening the door and getting into the cab, but one look at her and I could tell I wanted to get inside her! The Russian beauty was visiting Prague, and had come alone without her boyfriend or her friends. She asked to go to the center of town, so I started driving. That's when Jenny noticed the cameras, and figured out she was in the Fake Taxi! A fan of the series, Jenny wanted the authentic experience, so she flashed me her perky tits, then took down her pants and shook her big ass for me. I fucked her hard all over the cab, then came all over her six-pack...but when she told me her boyfriend was a better lay, I kicked her out of the cab!

I noticed a slim minx on the side of the road today flagging me down, so I let Lilyan Red hop into the backseat. Lilyan was headed to the center of town to get naughty at a stripclub. I've been known to enjoy a little nudity in my free time, so I offered her a deal: I'd strip for her if she showed me her perky tits and tight ass! Her smile let me know she was interested, and the speed with which she removed her clothing told me she was excited! I joined Lilyan in the backseat where she gave me a blowjob, then I stretched her tight pussy with my big cock. Fucking her reverse-cowgirl was so hormy that I barely managed to pull out before cuming all over the cab!

Elena Vega had booked a casting with me today, hoping to score some modelling jobs. She was nervous, but with my angel translating for her, she was able to tell me how bored she was with her office job. Elena didn't like to masturbate, she only liked sex, so I took some pictures of her naked perky tits and cute butt, then told her she could try out a blowjob. Elena got turned on, so I fucked her doggystyle and missionary, then she rode me so well that I came all over her tight pussy. We'll work on that masturbation thing next session, Elena.

Sexual siren Lola Marie sees a sign on a door that says Assistant Wanted: Apply Within. She takes the sign off the door and knocks. Lutro answers, and when he asks her if she is interested in an interview, Lola shoots him down. According to the siren, she already has the job. Confused, Lutro invites her in and asks her if she has any experience in fashion, photography, or art. "No," says the siren, "but I have these." Lola pulls out her big tits and shakes them for the stunned stud, then shows him what else she brings to the table: a big ass, a tight pussy, and mind-blowing blowjob skills. Lola sucks Lutro's cock, then fucks him like he's never been fucked before.

It was a very cold day, so Rina Ellis's knee-high socks got my attention. She hopped in my cab, and told me she was headed to the dentist to have her wisdom teeth removed. Maybe it was the nerves, but Rina started talking shit about my cab. I told her it was old like me, which made her think of another time she had fucked a taxi driver. Someone who looked like a younger version of me, without the beard. I pulled her leg for a little as I looked up and down at her perky tits, but finally, I confessed: she had been in the Fake Taxi before! She might not have recognized my beard, but now she wanted to rub her pussy on it! Rina rode my face as I ate her pussy, then deepthroated my cock and sucked my big balls. After a rimjob, we 69'd, then I fucked her so hard that I'm sure the cab took more damage...but when I came all over her arse, I didn't give a fuck!


I was interviewing Claudia Bavel today, and it took all my willpower to look her in the eyes instead of staring at her giant tits! Claudia was wearing a mini-skirt and a low-cut top, and her all-natural boobs were barely contained inside it. Claudia wanted to be an actress, but wanted to make a lot of money first! I balked at the idea of Hollywood: those jobs are few and far between, and not entirely reliable. Looking at her big booty and slim waist, I suggested a career in porn. Claudia loved sex, so she was very interested. She stripped out of her bra and panties so I could take some pictures, and the 20 year old got so horny she started masturbating! It turned her on even more when I pulled out my cock, and she gave me a wet blowjob before twerking for me, then taking my cock doggystyle on the couch and missionary on my desk! She told me she adored eating cum, so I was happy to oblige her with a facial.

Misha Cross got into my cab today, and I was immediately attracted to her. She had a soft smile, natural tits, and a slim waist I couldn't stop staring at. Misha told me she was from Poland, and had come to this country to see friends and explore. We had a nice conversation and she was flirting with me, so when it came time to collect the fare I asked for the cash and her number! She paid me, but then asked for a receipt. I usually don't bother with that sort of thing, so I told her my machine was broken. Bad idea, because Misha was actually a taxi inspector! She would've given me a big fine, but I convinced her to let me pay by other methods. I ate her pussy then spanked her big ass so hard I left a handprint! After fucking her fast and hard, I barely had time to pull out of her pussy before I could cum all over her stomach.

Claudia Bavel is homeless, and despite her cries for help, nobody on the street pays attention. Wandering the streets of Prague, she happens to notice a beautiful house with the keys in the lock! Jumping on the opportunity for running water, Claudia sneaks into the house and starts a bath. As she soaks her in the tub, Dean Van Damme, owner of the house, comes home. The door is open, which puts him on the defensive immediately. Coming upstairs, he notices the beautiful woman soaping up in his tub. She assures him she's not a thief, and Dean takes pity on her, agreeing to let her finish the bath. Seeing the sexy stud turns Claudia on, so she invites Dean to help clean her big tits since she's such a dirty girl. Claudia gives Dean a bathtub blowjob, then the dirty girl takes his big cock doggystyle. As the pair gets wet and wild, Dean eats his guest's ass, then Claudia puts back on her dirty clothes for a dirty cumshot!

I had a beautiful Hungarian brunette named Tina Belle in my office today. Tina had just gotten out of a long relationship, she told me, and absolutely loved sex, so she thought she would give porno a try. Tina had many sexual adventures under her belt, and long relationships too. I told her she could fetch a fair rate for girl-girl scenes, but the real money was in boy-girl action. Tina was willing to give it a try, so I asked her to strip down to her underwear for a quick photo session. As she posed in her white bra and panties, my dick started to get hard, so I suggested we film a demo porn to send to my producer friends. Tina was happy for the opportunity and quickly got naked, showing me her perky tits, shaved pussy, and tight ass, before giving me a blowjob. I fucked her doggystyle, then missionary, and her pussy was so good I came quickly. I got hard again almost immediately, so I kept fucking her, eventually cuming for a second time on her ass!

The stunning Pippa Blonde got into my cab today headed to the office blocks across town. Pippa was wearing a tight pink dress that didn't leave much to the imagination, which was the look she was going for seeing as she was on her way to a job interview. I asked her if she had any tricks up her sleeve: she said she had nothing up her sleeve, but did have two great big tits! What if the guy is a pervert, I asked, who wanted a blowjob? Pippa loved the idea! All the sex talk had me horny, and Pippa as well, so we pulled over for a bit of a warm up round. She gave me a sloppy blowjob, then I stuck a finger in her arse and ate her pussy until she came. Pippa deepthroated my cock and balls, and gave me a horny rimjob and footjob, before I fucked her missionary, doggystyle, and piledriver, and then came all over her pussy!

Myla Elyse flagged my cab down today while standing in the rain, the poor darling. She was dressed smart, like a proper lady, and was on her way to the West End. She had taken shelter under a tree, and the sound of the falling raindrops had made her need to go to toilet. Unfortunately for Myla, there were no restrooms nearby, and she really had to go! I didn't want her going on my seats, so we stopped by a local farm so she could relieve herself. She looked so good I just had to walk around the cab to check it out for myself, and shockingly, she grabbed my cock! I fingered and ate her pussy in the backseat of the taxi, then she tried to fit my big cock in her petite throat. With some help and effort, she managed to swallow it all, so to reward her I smacked her arse and fucked her doggystyle and piledriver, finally dropping a huge load on her pussy, tits, and face!

It was my first time driving the FakeTaxi today, and the ride I had with Melody Pleasure guaranteed it won't be my last! I saw this pretty blonde babe walking along the side of the road, hailing a cab. By the look of her long legs and firm ass, she looked like she could be a model. Melody was headed to the stripclub in Whitechapel to audition for a job as a stripper. She was a little nervous, though I had no idea why: she had perky tits, a pretty face, and looked like she'd have no trouble making men horny. Maybe to ease her nerves, maybe to save a buck, Melody asked if she could pay her fare with a blowjob. She told me it had worked with John, and I told her it certainly worked for me! She sucked my cock in the backseat, then I fucked her wet pussy doggystyle. How horny is it that she'll be doing her stripclub audition covered in my cum?

Steve Q is behind enemy lines, bleeding and separated from his unit in the Vietnam jungle. Lying under a tree, he resigns himself to his fate...and the director yells cut. Hopping up, Steve gracefully accepts the director's compliments, who tells him awards are in his acting future. The next scene of the day is the love scene between Steve Q and his co-star, Jureka Del Mar. When it comes time for the big kiss, Steve can't help but get a boner, which causes the director and staff to take a coffee break, but also turns Jureka on. Offering to help Steve out, Jureka puts his hands on her tits and starts wanking his dick. After a sloppy blowjob, Jureka takes Steve's thick cock in her pussy, and Steve pounds her doggystyle while sticking two fingers in her ass. By the time Steve cums on Jureka's pussy, the coffee break is over, and the director returns to find he has now shot a very different genre of movie!


I had the lovely Olivia Nice in my office today. I had signed her for a few lesbian scenes, but she wasn't enjoying herself because she didn't like girls. I asked her what she thought about some fetish work with boys, handjobs, titty-fucking, that sort of thing. She was shy, but the money appealed to her. I took some pics of her big natural tits and tanned ass: Olivia had a fantastic body. It turned me on! My producer friends need to see a model in action before hiring her, but we had no dildo for her to show her skills, so I offered to be her stunt-cock. After wanking me off and taking my cock between her big tits, Olivia got so turned on that she started giving me a blowjob. I came all over her, but she was so sexy I had to go again! I fucked her doggystyle and cowgirl, before blasting a second load all over her.

It was colder outside than a witch's tits, so when I saw Nova Shields wearing nothing but a skimpy dress and flagging down my cab, I stopped to let her in. She wasn't headed far, just on her way home to pick up her purse. Now I've had women try that trick on me before, and they always run off without paying me. I was about to kick Nova out of my cab when she made me another offer: she spread her legs and offered to pay me in bush! I parked the car and hopped into the backseat, then ate her tight pussy and arse like they were my last meal! I fucked her pussy missionary for a few sexy minutes, then she tongue fucked my arse with a rimbjob! I bent her over the front seat and fucked her in the ass doggystyle, and after more anal, I couldn't hold my load back another second. I exploded all over Nova, and after I had cum, I told her she could ride for free whenever she liked!

Sunny Honey, a tall, stern-faced brunette, entered my office today wearing a little red dress. She had come to Prague from Belarus in order to become a model. I had some regular jobs available, but none for someone without experience. The adult industry had plenty of availabilities however, but Sunny was very shy. I spoke to her of the money, the fame, and the travel, and I think I saw a smile sneak its way onto her pretty face! She needed camera experience, I told her, and I was more than happy to be her mentor. First, I had her strip naked so she could show me her small boobs and big ass, then I asked her what her favorite position was. When she told me doggystyle and missionary, I knew exactly how to fuck her! She gave me a blowjob, then I fucked her so hard that by the end of the casting, she couldn't wipe the smile off her face!

Alisha Rage sat on my couch today, a well spoken alt-girl from the Balkans with ravishing raven hair and perfect tiny tits. A tall woman, Alisha had no modeling experience, but was told by her friends that she had what it took. I was immediately impressed with how well she spoke English, but I can't pretend I wasn't more impressed by her beautiful ass. Alisha had a swimmer's body, long, lean, and always ready to get wet! She wasn't shy when I asked her to strip for modeling photos, though she was concerned we were a porn agency. I told her I could get her lingerie and bathing suit shoots instead, but first she would have to do something for me. Alisha gave me an amazing blowjob, and looking into those big hazel eyes, I was in heaven. She rode my cock like a true pro, taking a hard pussy-pounding before I exploded all over her mound!

A woman with a beautiful name and a better ass, Sofi Goldfinger, walked into my office. Sofi was a pretty blonde spinner from Russia on vacation in Prague to visit with friends. She wouldn't be staying long, she told me, and modelling was more of a hobby than a career. Sofi told me she had no boyfriend, but when I mentioned the adult industry, she started to blush. Only lesbian scenes appealed to her, she said, and solo masturbation. I tried to ease her anxiety by talking about her fetishes, of which Sofi had plenty. As she got more and more comfortable, I was finally able to convince her to strip out of her outfit and show me her tiny tits and hairy pussy. When it came time for her to masturbate for me, she had no issues at all, and came right on my couch! I could tell she was turned on, especially when she reached out and started sucking my cock!

I was driving down the highway when I saw Tera Link hitchhiking wearing short shorts that barely covered her round ass. I offered her my passenger seat, which she gleefully accepted. Tera was a tourism student on vacation who wore skimpy outfits to get rides, and her boyfriend back home paid for most of her expenses. Still, she needed money to eat, so I offered Tera some cash if she showed me her big ass. The brunette babe was shy, but with some persuading, she agreed to let me pull the car over for some kinky fun. Her booty was even better up close, so I offered to double the cash if she played with my cock. As I got a blowjob on the side of the road and played with her tiny tits, she admitted it had been a while since she had sex. Without hesitation, I had her sitting on my dick and I was pounding that hitchhiker pussy!

Daphne got into my taxi today, a sexy minx in a short dress. She had a beautiful accent, being from Holland and living in Sweden. When I found out it was her first time here in England, I had to tell her about my favourite British tradition. You know the one: if a passenger flashes their tits to a cab driver they a ride for free! She wasn't shy and pulled them right out. I was thinking about how lucky a day it was when Daphne asks me if I want to see more and starts playing with her pussy! I suggested we find a private spot since we were both horny, and before long I was eating that pussy and making her squirt. I fucked her doggystyle to see her beautiful arse, and creampied deep inside her sex. I don't know what it is about Sweden, but the women are well proper fucks, aren't they?

I was feeling silly on the crisp night Lovita Fate knocked on my cab's window. She was wearing a pink top that hardly contained her tits and jean shorts: an outfit that screamed "I want dick!" Lovita was on her way to a male strip club. Apparently, she had won big at bingo, and since she had not seen a naked man in a while, was going to treat herself with her winnings. Well, she was fucking hot, and I had an ace up my sleeve. I told her I would give her a striptease for 2000 Czech, and for 2000 more she could have a surprise. She agreed, so I got my surprise ready...a bright green mankini! After she smacked my ass a few times, she pulled out my cock and tasted dick on her lips for the first time in forever. Make a girl laugh, guys. It'll get you laid!
