
Blond stud Christian Deam got into the Female Fake Taxi today, and asked me to drive him quite the distance. He told me he was a student and had the day off from classes, so he was headed to the gym. Since he was a student, I asked how he got his money. He replied he was funded by his parents, so I had to ask him how he would pay for the taxi ride. He didn't have enough, so I told him I could make him a deal. If he showed me his muscles, I'd let him have a discount, and if he made me cum, he could ride for free! I hopped into the backseat and sucked his cock, then he fucked my pussy and sucked my tits until I wanked him off onto my face!

Today I saw a stunning Spanish teen trying to skateboard in the park, but her huge boyfriend was with her! She was so beautiful, I had to try anyway, and approached them both. I told them I was from a TV show and we were looking for models, and I would like to do a casting with Apolonia. The big guy agreed to let me take her nearby and take some photos, and I managed to get him to wait outside while I went into the stairwell with the gorgeous spinner. She didn't speak English, but she understood about exchanging money for blowjobs. Those big dark cat eyes of hers and those pouty lips--what an amazing face! She looked up at me innocently as she was sucking my dick, then she rode me in the stairwell and took a mouthful of my cum! It was dripping off her chin and tiny titties just when her boyfriend came to check on us...

I was driving my cab today when a cheeky bastard by the name of Axel Aces got into the backseat. He got right to poking fun at me, asking if I was actually driving my dad's cab, because I looked too young to own a car like this one! Now I might come from a cabby family, but I had my badge and offered to show him. He kept being cheeky, so I told him to be careful before I went back there, gave him a spanking, and put a banana up his arse! I invited him to check out my badge in the front seat, and he grabbed my tits! I wasn't about to let him get a squeeze without getting something in return, so I pulled over, got into the backseat, and fucked his brains out!

Misha is a beautiful student studying at university, but her parents are rich and send her lots of money, so she was a hard sell. A gorgeous young blonde in a schoolgirl skirt, but man, could she negotiate! She showed me her puffy boobs and tight student pussy for some fast cash, and she seemed to really enjoy it. I told her she made my dick hard, and she asked to see, so I whipped him out for her right on the side of the road. She told me she liked my big dick, so I asked if she would suck him for me. The naughty stranger almost fit it all in her mouth! Oh, I loved it! We were both so turned on, we fucked by the river with Misha riding me, her panties pulled to the side. What a lovely girl! And how lovely she looked with my cum all over her face!

I was just thinking to myself how much I would love to meet a sexy Spanish stud when, like a granted wish, Dorian Del Isla flagged down the cab. Dorian had to come to town for work and had some time off, so he was looking for a way to relax. He asked if I knew any massage parlors or strip clubs, but I knew a better way to relax him. I joined him in the backseat and showed him by big tits, then pulled his cock out and gave him a blowjob. I love to be spanked, so I climbed on his hard cock reverse-cowgirl so he could smack my ass while he pounded my pussy. His dick was delicious, and the load he popped in my mouth was even better!

I had a busy day planned in the FakeTaxi today, but to my dismay, it didn't start! I phoned a mechanic, but because the cab was so old, Maximo wasn't able to repair it without other tools. He tried to explain, but I couldn't hear him: I was too busy craving his tool! He played with my tits then I gave him a sloppy blowjob. Maximo was a strapping lad, and he fucked me doggystyle in the cab, then ate my pussy in the backseat! He told me he loved the feeling of my big ass bouncing up and down on his lap, but I'm sure it felt even better when he came on my face!

I was driving along when I saw Stirling Cooper on the side of the road. He was an Ozzie touring the UK to take in the history, but I was more interested in taking in his big cock! Since he was Australian, I asked Sterling if he would felt like chucking his sausage on my barbie. He was a little shocked, but definitely interested! I hopped into the backseat and deepthroated his big cock, then pulled out my boobs so he could tit-fuck me. After he ate me pussy and licked my ass, I hopped on his hard cock and he fucked me hard and deep. By the time he gave me a facial, he shot spunk everywhere!

It was a bloody cold day and just my luck, the heating had stopped working in the FakeTaxi, so the sight of Antonio Black was a welcome one. The big man hopped into the back of the cab, and we chatted about the weather a bit before I mentioned how I could do with a nice hot chocolate. Antonio told me he had enough hot chocolate to go around, and got out his big black cock. He wanked until I pulled over, then I hopped in the back and gave him a blowjob. His big black cock felt so good in my wet pussy, and then he fucked my arse, the naughty man. I was riding him, taking his cock balls deep in my arse, and he was sucking my tits, when John opened the door. It was my lucky day, because I like having all my holes stuffed, so Antonio and John double-penetrated me, then gave me two delicious loads to swallow! Thanks guys!


Mr. Longwood got into my cab today screaming about how he had just been robbed. He tried to get me to drive right away, but that's not how cabs work. Apparently, a few hooligans jumped him, and they had taken his jacket, wallet, and phone! I asked him how he would pay his cab fare, but he kept pleading we take off. I told him we could work something out: I'd give him a ride if he gave me a taste of his big black cock! I could tell he was interested, so I pulled off and told him to pull out his BBC and get it hard for me. Joining him in the back of the cab, I gave him a blowjob, then he ate my pussy. I climbed onto him to ride him cowgirl as he sucked my tits, then made me cum. His cock felt so good that I wanted it in my ass, so he stretched my holes, then gave me a proper facial!

My friend and I stopped Lita Phoenix today on the street, because her ass was amazing! The beautiful Russian was just visiting Prague, and I offered her a lot of money to come back to my house nearby for a casting. But the petite stunner was so shy, she hesitated every step of the way and I even had to ask her to give the money back before she would show me her ass! But what an incredible body. Just perfect for me. It took some work, but eventually I got the amazing spinner naked and sucking on my big cock. We fucked on the casting couch, then I came in her lovely mouth as she looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes. Hard work, but totally worth the effort! I'm going to wank to this video for a long, long time.

I saw lovely Russian lady Arwen Gold struggling with a suitcase and yelling at her phone, so I stopped to see if the beautiful brunette was lost. She borrowed my phone to make a call, then she started to cry! Apparently she was supposed to meet her boyfriend and he didn't show up, leaving her with no money to eat or find a hotel. But lucky for Arwen, I had a lot of money in my pocket, and was willing to make a deal. For enough money to eat, all she had to do was show me her tits! Gorgeous Arwen agreed, but she was super shy! It took big money to get the spinner on board with sucking my cock, but she liked how the money was feeling in her hand by then. She let me fuck her amazing hairy pussy doggystyle in the grass, and even showed me my cum in her mouth, just like I like! She swallowed all of it, counted her cash, and then we shook hands on our good deal.

Punk chick Candy Alexa hopped in my cab today, looking to go to the skate park, and sucking on a giant lollypop, but she sure wasn't in the mood to chat! She just kept saying "I am busy, I am busy" and sucking on that thing, then before I knew it, she was spreading her legs and taking her massive boobs out of her top! When I asked if she would show me something else, the thick babe started using the lolly on her pussy, then shoving it into my face so I could taste it! When Candy caught a look at my hard cock, she said she wanted me to get in the back and show her my lollypop. Tasting that crazy lady's pussy was so sweet, I just had to piledrive her. When I was ready to cum, I held back her ponytail and blew my load in her mouth, then lay back to let the sweat dry before getting back to work! I just love a good lunatic!

I saw pretty ginger Chelsy struggling with her suitcase at the bus stop, and got her attention to see if she needed some assistance. She'd missed her ride and didn't have enough cash to get home, but I told her I could give her the student discount! And once we were in the car, I asked if the slim redhead would show me her tits! Chelsey told me I was a pervert, but she took off her bra and jiggled her perky boobs for me. Then it was my turn to show Chelsey something, and I chose my big cock. Chelsey said she wanted to touch it, so I got in the back with her. Chelsey sucked dick like a pro and had one of the tightest pussies I'd ever pounded! I would have driven her anywhere after she fucked me like that, but instead, I fingered her until she squirt--an even better gift, in my opinion!

Stunning Russian brunette Jessica Lincoln came to see me at the agency today, hoping to become a pornstar! Such a bright-eyed, pretty young thing--I knew she would be perfect for the job with that innocent look. During our interview, Jessica told me she was bisexual, fantasizes about double penetration, and loves to deepthroat. And all the while, I couldn't stop staring at her red panties, peeking out from her short skirt! Jessica was a natural posing for the cameras, and had an amazing body with perky tits and cute puffy nipples. When I asked if she could show me her deepthroat skills, she felt my big cock and said she would try her best, but it might be difficult! Then she gave me the softest, most sensual, deep blowjob. Just amazing. She rode me on the couch until I was close to coming, then got on her knees to take my cum into her mouth. After she played with it for the cameras, she swallowed every drop, then blew me a kiss as she walked to the showers!

Beautiful blonde Sicilia was dreaming of being a famous actress, until I came along and offered her the chance to be a model! Like most actor hopefuls, Sicilia was waitressing to make just a little money, so she was interested in trying out and making more money. We found a quiet place, and Sicilia posed for me in her tight leggings, being very sexy. She didn't want to take up her top because she wasn't wearing a bra, but when I asked for the money back, she changed her mind! Such an incredible body, I could hardly believe it. Fucking beautiful ass. I thought she would say no, but when I asked her to suck my dick, she agreed! After she gave an amazing blowjob, she was totally ready to fuck. We had a little run-in with a cop, but after he left, we got back to business. And the sex was so good, I actually made it rain cash on the pretty Hungarian!

I picked up Michelle Thorne today, and she thought I was going to hand over the keys of the taxi, but I'd found out the little tart lost her license, and had been lying to me about it! I was just on my way to pick up her replacement, so I told her if she wants, she could help me train him in! Peter started taking the piss out of her about her license, as soon as he got in the car, but once Michelle unleashed those massive tits, he shut right up! They traded oral favors in the back while I drove around, then I dropped them off so they could be alone. By the time I got back from my breakfast down the cafe, Michelle's pretty face was covered in cum, and Peter said he'd had quite a meal as well! The perfect to welcome our newest FakeTaxi driver: Peter Oh Tool!


I picked up Max Deeds today and he wanted a ride to the train station, but I offered the handsome bloke something even better! He was on his way to see his mates in London, and obviously wasn't used to having a female taxi driver. I told young Max that there are many female cab drivers nowadays, and that I make excellent tips! Of course, then I had to explain about how I get tips, and the special services I offer. Naturally, Max wanted to take advantage of my offer: a free ride in exchange for sex. Why not? He was fit. I love sucking dick. And I could use a good fuck, after a hard day on the road. I hopped in the back and took my tits out, then gave Max a nice, gagging blowjob. He made me cum eating my pussy, then fucked and spanked me all over my taxi. A little cheeky, but hey, I like it rough!

Sexy Russian Carolina Star came to see me today to see if she was pregnant. She was feeling her boobs were bigger and her period was late. I gave her a cup to pee in so we could run a test, and asked her to undress so I could do a proper examination. As I was checking out her vagina area, I found my cock getting hard, and felt the need to rub it against the exam table. Carolina was biting her lip, and I was thinking she was enjoying my fingers in her pussy, when she swung her perfect body off the table and started sucking my big cock. How beautiful to see this lovely Eastern European chick on her knees with her lips on my dick! I bent her amazing hourglass body over my desk and fucked her from behind, then we defiled the exam table! After Carolina sucked the cum off my cock, I told her we would have to wait for her piss test to come back to see if she was pregnant. And that means I get to see the beautiful gal again next week!

Cara was missing a license plate, so I pulled her over to point it out. And when she showed me her license, it was expired! Since nobody could pick her up, I took her on a ride to see if we could find the license plate but no luck. As we tried to find a solution, Cara suggested I hop in the back with her, so we could talk properly. Then the pretty blonde asked if we could spend an hour together! Before I knew it, we were kissing, and she was touching my cock through my uniform. Since Cara's parents had a vineyard nearby, we went there to find some privacy. I bent Cara's thick, curvy bod over a chair and fucked her doggystyle, then got the beautiful chick to ride my big dick in reverse cowgirl. I came so fast, I almost missed her with my cumshot, but I did manage to land some on those perfect perky titties of hers. Not a bad day for a fake cop on patrol! Not bad at all.

Coco was on her way to meet her boyfriend, but the sexy Serbian met me instead! I told her my friend owned an agency and asked if she would show me her figure for some fast cash, and the dark-haired babe cheekily showed me her amazing ass and tits on the side of the road! As soon as Coco told me she loved money, I knew we were going to have a deal. I put a fat wad of cash in her hands when I asked her to fuck, and her eyes lit up! As we found a private place, Coco told me I made her day. She was going to buy makeup, shoes, a dress, and a new phone! I was so hard by that point, I didn't even ask for a blowjob, just pounded her tight pussy with my big cock. I made the curvy sexpot come over and over again, so that she was shaking and screaming and begging me to go harder and faster. Then she finished me with a blowjob, deepthroating me, and looking up at me with those big beautiful exotic eyes, before she went off to meet her boyfriend.

I hate it when people are late, but today, I had a chick come one week early! Sienna Day was disappointed to find out she had the wrong date, particularly because she'd let her pussy hair grow out for me, and had worn a butt plug all the way to the casting--nearly an hour on the train! Now, Sienna knows I'm a sucker for a nice bush, and as soon as I got my hands on it, I couldn't let her go home. The cheeky blonde bent over to show me the pretty jeweled plug she had in her arse, then I ordered her to get on her knees and suck me off under my desk. I love a bird who knows how to take instruction! She gave me the spittiest, sloppiest deepthroat blowjob, even licking my arse, then she sat her tight pussy on my dick in reverse cowgirl and rode me hard and fast. After some rough doggy, I took that plug out of her arse and slid my big cock in there. I loved how her tits bounced as I pounded her, all soft and perfect above me. It was such a good fuck, I actually told Sienna to stop, I couldn't take anymore!

I saw amazing Elle Rose jogging in the woods today, and her sexy body made me stop her! I told her I owned a modeling agency and maybe she could work for me, and she agreed to do a quick photo shoot casting with me in exchange for a small fee. I kept my camera trained on her tight little ass as we walked to find a private spot, where Elle stripped down to her purple lingerie and posed for me. When we were finished with the pictures, I asked if she would like to make more money, maybe by sucking my dick? Elle giggled at the idea, but when I put the money in her hand, she was very excited, and said yes! We shook hands on our deal, then Elle took my big cock out of my pants and gave me a very nice blowjob. Such pretty red lips! I could tell she was enjoying it. My dick was too big for Elle's tight pussy, so she had to work on getting it deeper slowly, but once it was in, we fucked like rabbits! The gorgeous Ukrainian swallowed every drop of my cum, and I left with her pocket full of money. A good deal, for sure!

I'm not the brightest bloke, but it's not like me to forget a date with a woman as hot and horny as Miss Eva Johnson! Still, when she stuck her head in my taxi window today and started yelling, I was pretty surprised. I asked her to get in the car so I could apologize, but Eva said the only way she would calm down was if I fucked her ass! Well, it seemed like I was getting the best end of the deal there, but when Eva speaks, Eva gets! I drove us to our new shagging spot while the hot brunette wiggled her sexy arse for me. She gave me such amazing head, she made my dick throb. I licked her tight pussy and made her cum once, then I fingered her until she squirt! Eva bent over through the slut hatch so I could fuck her doggy and get her asshole ready, then I gave her a nice rough anal fuck, just like she ordered! Then I put her sexy stockings over my cock for my grand footjob finish. No woman can stay mad at The Bishop! I made a date for next week with the saucy tart.

I was just about to pull off and have a wank, when this gorgeous black man got into my taxi, looking for a ride to see friends in Sutton. We were chatting and I let it slip that I wondered if it was true what they said about black men! Sensi asked me a couple of times to repeat myself, then said he would show me, if I didn't charge him for the taxi. I suggested if I saw him completely naked, I might accidentally fall and slip on his massive cock! I found us a place to park and hopped into the back to try to deepthroat that big dick, tearing up as I choked and gagged. Sensi ripped my stockings so he could eat my pussy and ass, then he fucked me doggystyle through the slut hatch, pounding me deeper than I've ever experienced. It was amazing. I got on my knees to see how much cum I could extract from his huge member, then played with his spunk in my mouth for a while before swallowing every drop. Is it true what they say about black guys? Ask my swollen, but overjoyed, pussy!


I couldn't wait to see Zazie again, so I gave her a ring when I was working the night shift. She said she wanted me to come to her house the next day, that she had a surprise for me! When I arrived, she was wearing only pink booty shorts and a bra, and started posing on the bed, showing off her fine ass. And when I asked what the hot blonde chick wanted to do, she put her hand on my cock! I could barely believe it. I could never get a babe this smoking hot without the help of a uniform. As the horny model sucked me, she looked up at me with those big beautiful blue eyes, and I felt like the luckiest guy on earth. I pounded her pretty pink pussy into total exhaustion, and left her with massive facial. I'll never forget the sight of my cum dripping from her face. It was like my teenage dream come true!

Beautiful Therese stopped me on the street today to offer me a discount on a water park! She does this part-time to make money to support her studies in school, but admitted it doesn't pay very well. While she talked, I was imagining what her thick red lips would look like wrapped around my cock, so I offered her a chance to make some extra money by letting me see her boobs. Therese was shy, but she liked the idea of making so much money in such little time! We found an empty alley and I let Therese count the money before she showed me her amazing tits, then I offered her big cash to show me her pussy. Eventually, I had the lovely student on her knees sucking my dick, then I was fucking her tight snatch up against the wall. I left her with a mouthful of cum, and a pocket full of fast money. A good day for both of us, I think.

Ben got in my car and recognized me as the "busty blonde" from the paper! He promised me he wasn't a reporter, so I confessed it was me. I had recently gotten in a lot of trouble for having sex with a passenger in a car park, which the sneaky bloke knew already, I'm sure. We talked for a bit before he thanked me, saying he had his story, and see you later! It turned out Ben was a reporter, and in exchange for his silence, wanted me to take him on one of my special rides. Dirty old Ben! Whatever. I'm always up to fuck. We made a deal and slipped off to one of my secret spots. I hiked my skirt up over my stockings and gave the arsehole a nice deepthroat blowjob, just like he wanted. I let him play with my tits. I rode him like a proper cowgirl. I even swallowed the cheeky cunt's cum! And in the end, you know what? He begged me to keep quiet about what had happened, like the little bitch I knew he was.

I stopped Francesca today because she looked like an angel from one of those old Italian paintings! The lovely student is studying French, Spanish, English, and Russian here in the Czech Republic, but is indeed from Italia. I told her a friend was looking for a model for a music video, but really, I just wanted to see the beautiful brunette bounce on my fat cock! Francesca said she was shy, but she agreed to do a casting for some fast cash--as long as we found a private place for her to show me her underwear. Once we were alone, Francesca posed like a natural. Of course, she was a little shocked when I asked her to suck my cock, but the money changed her mind. After the most intense sloppy blowjob, I fucked the bella babe's tight pussy, then spilled my cum all over her model-perfect face. I am the luckiest man alive!

A nice looking young man got into my cab today, on his way to the Sutton FC match. Since I'm a huge football fan, I told him I would give him a free ride. My friends do call me the Slut from Slutton, after all! He loved my nickname, and suggested I hop into the backseat to have a little pre-game fun, if you know what I mean.Since he seemed to be a fun bloke, I said why not! It's been a while since I've been a proper cougar. The way he latched on to my big fake tits, you'd think the poor guy was starved. He ate my pussy and bounced me around on that big cock of his like a madman, and had me cumming in no time. He kept the Sutton jersey on the whole time, too--except when I was deepthroating him and he wrapped it around my shoulders so we could show our support for our team. After I showed him my best BJ tricks, the saucy shagger covered my face with thick white spunk, then I dropped him off at the pitch for the big game. Go Sutton United!

Beautiful Dutch bird Mandy Slim sauntered into my office today: tall, blonde, and leggy, in a tight little pink dress. She had been doing some modeling and porn work in the Netherlands and was hoping for her big break in the UK! Well, she certainly came to the right place. Mandy told me she loves to make lesbian movies, was up for anal, and claimed to give an incredible blowjob! I had the pretty blonde strip and show me how comfortable she was masturbating for the cameras before I tested her deepthroat skills. She wasn't kidding: the little tart could certainly suck cock! I fucked her tight little pussy, then fingered her until she was squirting and screaming. In the end, I showered her perfect blowjob lips with warm cum. I had to take a picture to remember it by, it was so beautiful!

Today, I took a big risk! Pretty Russian waitress Jessica Lincoln was deepthroating my cock near the bridge, when I suggested to the horny teen that we fuck right there, in broad daylight! Jessica thought I was interviewing people about the party life in Prague for a radio station, but when I offered her money for a blowjob, the broke waitress was more than happy to show me her gagging skills! And when she agreed to fuck me, I just had to have her doggystyle so I could watch her perfect ass jiggle. Of course, I wasn't thinking about all the people walking across the bridge. As I pounded her tight pussy, they could definitely see us. The sex was so amazing, that I didn't have time to care that we might get caught! In the end, after we both came, we ran out of there as fast as we could, before we were caught!

Vany was taking a shortcut through the forest when she hurt her ankle. I helped her get her coat and shoe off so I could examine it, and it was indeed swollen. I took the pretty hiker's information, then I started what I thought was the best therapy: I sucked on her beautiful toes! Vany started feeling better right away, especially when I took out my big dick to massage her ankle. Then, to distract her from the pain, I had the pretty brunette get down on her knees and give him some love with her mouth! When she showed startling improvement with this method, I had her take off her underwear so I could put my cock in her tight pussy and try and stretch her ankle out in every position I could think of: cowgirl, doggy, on the floor, on the exam table. It was a vigorous treatment, but by the end, she had forgotten about it completely! I told her to put something cold on it when she got home, and it should heal in a few days.
