
It was a bloody cold, rainy day, and I was counting up my earnings at the end of my shift. That's when Skyler McKay came up to my cab needing a ride to a place about an hour's drive. She looked fucking sexy, but it had been a long shift, so I had to turn her away. Skyler persisted, however, and when she told me I could fuck her in the ass if I gave her a ride, she had my full attention! Let me tell you, she had a fucking horny pussy, and this little slut swallowed my big cock right down to the base. After I ate her out, she sat right down deep on my rod, and bounced her petite body up and down like a rollercoaster ride. By the time I was ready to cum, I exploded on her face and big fake tits. Like I told her: for another ride like this one, I'd drive her to Timbuktu if she asked me to!

Daphne got into my taxi today, a sexy minx in a short dress. She had a beautiful accent, being from Holland and living in Sweden. When I found out it was her first time here in England, I had to tell her about my favourite British tradition. You know the one: if a passenger flashes their tits to a cab driver they a ride for free! She wasn't shy and pulled them right out. I was thinking about how lucky a day it was when Daphne asks me if I want to see more and starts playing with her pussy! I suggested we find a private spot since we were both horny, and before long I was eating that pussy and making her squirt. I fucked her doggystyle to see her beautiful arse, and creampied deep inside her sex. I don't know what it is about Sweden, but the women are well proper fucks, aren't they?

I was feeling silly on the crisp night Lovita Fate knocked on my cab's window. She was wearing a pink top that hardly contained her tits and jean shorts: an outfit that screamed "I want dick!" Lovita was on her way to a male strip club. Apparently, she had won big at bingo, and since she had not seen a naked man in a while, was going to treat herself with her winnings. Well, she was fucking hot, and I had an ace up my sleeve. I told her I would give her a striptease for 2000 Czech, and for 2000 more she could have a surprise. She agreed, so I got my surprise ready...a bright green mankini! After she smacked my ass a few times, she pulled out my cock and tasted dick on her lips for the first time in forever. Make a girl laugh, guys. It'll get you laid!

I saw Valentina buzzing around Prague, and one look at the colorful flower made me want her to be mine. She started to drone on about how she had no idea how to get back to her hotel, but I had trouble paying attention: I was too busy staring at her tits! Even if I just wanted to see what her big behind looked like, I'm no parasite, so I offered her a deal. I would get to taste her honey, and in exchange I would give her a ride. At first, she was a little shy, but as we got to chatting her comfort level blossomed, and when she grabbed my cock and it in her mouth, I almost came right away. Maybe it was the pheromones, maybe it was our positioning, but after I had cum all over her face we were almost stung by a bee! I knew fucking outdoors was risky, but I didn't realize I needed a beekeeper suit!

Night had fallen and I had just about finished my shift when Sunny Honey knocked on the cab window. She was rather wandering all alone in the dark and had a great ass, so I agreed to give her a ride. The skinny brunette told me how she was in Prague for schooling, and going to visit a friend. It wouldn't be far, or an expensive ride: 200 crowns, max. Of course, when it was time for payment, she couldn't find her money. She emptied her bag in the backseat of my cab and half a dozen dildos fell out! When pressed, Sunny admitted she had not been able to find a boyfriend in Prague. Well, I'm a fair man. I waived the debt and gave her what she wanted at the same time, one thick thrust of my hard cock at a time! I got into the backseat and fucked her good, until she was begging for my cum.

Sienna Day and her boyfriend have been waiting for their realtor, Lutro, for a while now. It's rather unprofessional of a salesman to be so late, and Sienna's boyfriend is livid. When Lutro finally arrives, Sienna's boyfriend quickly heads off to tour the house, but Sienna can't keep her eyes off the salesman's package! While her boyfriend is distracted by the house, Sienna starts to show off for Lutro, flashing her big tits, playing with her pussy: anything to turn the salesman on! When her boyfriend's phone rings, Sienna jumps at the distraction, swallowing Lutro's cock whole and then taking it deep inside her! When her boyfriend doesn't return things get even more wild, and Sienna gets the hard fuck she's been craving!

I was waiting for my next call when Jureka Del Mar knocked on my cab's window. She was here on vacation from Thailand, and needed a little help getting around. I had never seen a Thai girl in my car before, so this was a particular treat. She was so pretty, with a thin waist and great boobs. It took some convincing, but I got her to show me her pussy. She had three piercings, the little nympho! I couldn't resist coming into the backseat for a taste, and so I could play with her toys. This Asian babe sucked dick like a champ, and when I bent her over the front seat I couldn't take my eyes off her big ass. After finishing heavy on her face, I welcomed her to my country! I always love to make foreign tourists feel welcome.

Carmel Anderson is a fresh-faced fit blonde who got into my cab in the middle of the day asking for a ride to the local college. It being mid-summer and all, I was under the impression that classes had broken up for the holidays. They had, but not for Carmel, who had been kicked out earlier in the school year for dressing inappropriately. Said her teachers called her a distraction, she did. I could see their point: her tits were practically bursting from her dress! Since they had treated her unfairly at school, I asked her if she wanted to say bollocks to the college and have some fun together. I might've been older than the boys she was used to, but she had a fantasy of rubbing her pussy all over a beard like mine, and I wasn't about to say no! College girls are extra freaky, and I'm always available to provide a supplementary education in the form of two fingers in the ass and a cumshot on a pretty face!


Wealthy business man Steve has made millions thanks to his shrewd business sense and willingness to travel. He takes a weekend trip to meet a potential client, leaving his multi-story mansion empty. His 18 year old next door neighbor Anne Swix has always had her eye on Steve's indoor pool, but has been too shy to ask to use it. Steve's business trip is the perfect opportunity for her to get wet! She sneaks into her neighbor's pool, bringing her favorite float tube and a cool, refreshing beverage. After a few days, Anne is so attached to the water that she doesn't even hear Steve come home. Whining and pouting doesn't convince Steve to let her stay, but stroking his cock convinces him not to kick her out! Steve fucks Anne's pussy, pinches her tiny tits, throws her over his shoulder, and spanks her ass. Once he's cum all over her skinny frame, he makes up his mind: Anne Swix, it's time to go home!

I was driving down the road when I saw Katrin Tequila flagging me down. It's not often you see such a pretty face hitchhiking, but as I got closer I noticed her makeup was ruined from tears. The poor girl told me how she was on vacation with her boyfriend and they had gotten into a fight. The brute left her all alone on the side of the road! I am a gentleman, so I offered her a deal: I could give her access to a shower and a bed if she gave me a blowjob. She sucked my dick in the car on the way home, then I fucked her pussy on my bathroom floor and gave her a creampie. Later that night I was still horny, and so was she, so when I saw her round ass and cute tits in bed I offered her round two. She agreed with no hesitation!

I had just finished fucking this nasty little slut, and she was so wild she tired me right out! She had left her panties in the backseat, so I put them to good use with a little wank before nodding off. I'm not sure how long I slept for, but I guess it cut into Ava Austen's shift, because the cheeky lady woke me up by stuffing the panties into my mouth! Sure, I've been woken up in worse ways, but I would've been a little miffed if she had not pulled her tits out and started deepthroating my cock. Let me tell you, Ava is a freak, but you already knew that, didn't you? She gagged deep on my cock and took the panties in her mouth as I fucked her fine ass doggystyle. Always nice to see a fellow employee of FakeTaxi!

I was driving down the road when I saw Jai James trying to hitch a ride. She was going to see her boyfriend for the first time in two years since a military tour of Afghanistan. Problem was, this was her first time in Prague, and she was lost. I'm a nice guy, so I offered to help her...if she showed me her tits. At first she was shy and said it wasn't proper, but she was also desperate, so she pulled them out. I told her I could help her more, even give her a ride into the city center if she sucked my dick. She didn't hesitate this time. I fucked her sweet pussy as she fucked her throat with a dildo, and spanked her big ass. Right after I unleashed a massive cumshot on her face, another G.I. showed up. Guess she's going to have to work out some issues with her boyfriend! All's fair in love and war.

Lexi Lou flagged the cab down today, a real looker with long legs and a thin waist. As she got into my cab something fell out the door and, being a gentleman, I got out to pick it up for her. It was a butt plug, a butt plug that had been in her ass all day! Her boyfriend wanted to fuck her ass, she tells me, and she was doing a little training. Well, I know a thing or two about anal sex myself, so I offered to help her learn. The little nympho agreed! She slobbered all over my cock with a sloppy blowjob, and then I fucked her ass until I could fit my whole foot in! By the time I drained my balls all over her face and tits, she was ready for anything her boyfriend could throw at her.

What's more relaxing than lounging in bed at home while listening to your favorite tunes? Jai James is living in a world of comfort when suddenly the power goes out. What's a girl to do when all she wants is to groove to the beat? Call up a handyman! Of course, it's less than ideal when the handyman you call shows up super late and can't meet your eye-line because he's too busy staring at your big tits! Imagine the nuisance, and then he dares to ask for a cup of coffee! The nerve. Jai's on her last ounce of patience when the lights begin to flicker. The silly handyman has zapped himself! He might be shocked stiff, but when his cock bursts from his cover-alls, Jai can't help but suck it. She wanted to relax, this will do just fine!

I had given Barbie a ride the other week and she thought she might have a go at driving the taxi herself. She was so keen to start that she was already wearing a strap-on when I picked her up! I started filling her in on the protocol when she noticed Honour May on the side of the road. They were old friends, apparently, so Honour hopped right in. Didn't take long for the brunette to get to sucking Barbie's big tits and the strap-on, and she announced how wet her pussy was almost immediately! Barbie fucked Honour a bit in the backseat until I couldn't just watch anymore, so we pulled over for some "coaching." Honour sucked my cock as Barbie fucked her from behind, and then I fucked Barbie as Honour licked my ass! If this is any indication, I think I need to bring on apprentices more often!

"Can you take me to the butt street?" That's what Thai stunner Miss Pinay asked me when I inquired where she wanted to go. Almost took me for a loop, never heard Bute Street pronounced that way! Turns out she was a masseuse, which I thought was brilliant. Been getting sore, driving this taxi around all day. I offered her a trade, a free ride for a massage, and she gleefully accepted. I found us a secluded area and got my clothes off, lying down in the backseat. Let me tell you, this woman had magic hands! She was getting a bit cheeky, not that I was complaining, but when she said that if I gave her nice sex she would love me long time I wasn't about to say no. I fucked her from head to toe, big tits to round arse, and the pussy was so good that I dropped a massive load right on her face. Nothing like taking care of the body, is there?


I was out for a walk when I noticed two pretty women sitting close together on a bench. The one wearing black wasn't interesting, but the brunette in the red shirt really turned me on. I decided to approach the couple, telling them I was an agent. The woman in red introduced herself as Rebecca Volpetti, and she had dollar signs in her eyes. That's when her girlfriend got all pissy and stormed off, and even called Rebecca a bitch! Her loss. Rebecca agreed to do a casting, though I think she knew what I really wanted. Soon enough she was sucking my cock and pulling out her tits, and while she had not had dick in some time, she still knew exactly what to do. I was about to cum when her ex found us and started bitching, so I took Rebecca to my car to fuck her, and then back to my place. The way she eagerly swallowed my cum made me wonder if she was ever a lesbian in the first place!

Jai got caught in the rain but lucky for her I was passing through the area. When she got in my cab I noticed how dolled up she was, which I thought was odd for an afternoon. Turns out the dirty girl was a stripper on her lunch break from the club! Of course, since she only gets paid at the end of her shift, she had no money, but offered to pay me in other ways. When she started twerking for me in the backseat I knew I was in for a treat. I found us a secluded location, and holy hell, she wasn't kidding when she said she was a party girl! Jai deepthroated my cock like a demon! I fucked her unbelievable tits, then bent her over and pounded her tight pussy to orgasm. By the time I came all over her arse her lunch break was certainly over. Oh well, back to the club with you!

So there I was, minding my own business and setting up my cab for the day's work, when I hear somebody get in behind me! Startled me half to death it did, but when I turned around to defend myself, here's this cheeky brunette wearing a mask. Last I checked Halloween is in October, isn't it? I won't lie to you, it was a fucking horny mask, and when she introduced herself as Maya and told me she wasn't looking for a cab but for another kind of ride, my cock shot stiffened right up! Maya had seen my videos online, so I guess she was looking to see what all the fuss was about. She wasted no time playing with her tits and fingering her shaved pussy as I drove us to a secluded location to park. I went right to work eating her tight pussy, and holy fuck did she taste good! Maya deepthroated my cock like a freak, and then I fucked her to multiple orgasms. Wish I could get more surprises like this one!

Cassidy wanted to go to London, to see the Queen! She was visiting from California, so I offered her to be part of our London taxi tradition, and flash her tits for a free ride. The pretty brunette didn't even hesitate--then she asked me what she would get if she showed me her pussy! Well, that's the kind of offer I love to get! Cassidy had a little bush, and I just loved it. I told her I'm part of a movement to bring back the bush, and that got her so horny, she started fingering herself with her legs in the air. Well, I couldn't let that flexible little dancer get away without giving my cock a little love, so we found a place to park, and that hot babe deepthroated my cock like it was no big deal at all. I fucked her to multiple orgasms, the sweetheart. What a fucking treat! I wish they all could be California girls.

Pretty teen Luna couldn't find her way back to her hotel when her phone stopped working, and she was lost by the time we met! I found her standing in the forest in her little jean shorts and belly top. In exchange for seeing her nice young boobs, I offered to give Luna some money, and she flashed me with no hesitation! Then she came back to my car and showed me her wonderfully round ass. I could tell the little Italian babe was horny. I offered to drive her to her hotel but first, we needed to deal with the issue of my hard dick! I offered Luna a lot of money to suck my dick, and she was just super friendly and said yes. We found a lovely place to fuck in the woods, and she proved that she was good at blowjobs, like she said. I blew my load all over those little titties of hers, and Luna loved every second of it!

Barbie Sins is one of the best arse lickers in the business, that's for sure. When the buxom blonde wanted to meet me today, I thought she wanted another run at The Bishop, but she made a confession when she got in the car: she was after cock and pussy, and was wondering if she could join our team as a female taxi driver! Of course, this kind of business arrangement requires a certain type of persuasion, if you know what I mean. Barbie and I found a farmers field where she impressed me with some absolutely incredible deepthroating, then I piledrived that tight pink pussy of hers, and launched a massive load of cum on her face. And next week, I'll hand the perfect beauty her own set of keys to the car, and she can go looking for her very own passengers. Please joins us in welcoming new FakeTaxi Driver, Barbie Sins!

When Summer Rose got in my cab today, I admit it: I couldn't stop staring at her tits in that sundress! When I told her, she blushed, and I decided to push my luck and ask her for a little flash in exchange for a free ride. Summer took those big beautiful knockers out of her shirt and squeezed them for me while I watched in the rearview. Then she pulled off her red panties, and showed me her pussy as well! Next thing I knew she was taking a banana out of her purse and using it to pleasure herself, the cheeky minx. But we got to our destination and Summer left the car without giving me any pussy! She did, however, leave her panties. I didn't think she would come back for them, so I was having a little wank when she suddenly knocked on the window to get them back! My nice cock saved the day. We had a lovely rainy-day fuck, and then Summer realized she should probably go home and clean up instead of hitting the library. It's always the quiet ones.

I picked up Marc today who was on his way to a pub called the Cock-Inn. Marc got in the cab and told me I looked like his ex-girlfriend, and also said I looked like a slut! Normally I would've been a miffed, but I was wearing a skirt that barely covered my arse so I couldn't say anything. I told him the best way to find out if I reminded him of his ex was to get balls-deep in my arse. We pulled over and I got into the backseat, and got to giving him a blowjob as he started to play with my pussy. He fucked my face hard with his big cock to the point I had some black tears, then I road him as he sucked my big tits. We got out of the taxi and Marc bent me over the side door so we could have come fun oral, and then after I got off, I let him cover my face with a huge facial!


I was fucking horny and ready to hunt for cock when John stopped me. John told me he was horny and wanted his balls drained, so I couldn't have the cab. Fuck that, I said, and told John I'd drain his balls myself before going out to search for more sperm. He fucked my face good then came all over my tongue, and soon enough I was out on the road. When I picked up Axel Aces, I quickly found him staring at my tits, so I got them out even more. Since he was cheeky, I thought it was fair play to tell him I wanted some hard cock to fuck my tight pussy. We pulled over and I sucked his cock, then ate his arse and all the while, I played with my clit. I kept up the dirty talk the entire shag session, because I really wanted Axel to give it to me rough and dirty. Let me tell you, Axel did not disappoint, and I got to swallow a second load!

Ricky Stone got in the cab today, a Hungarian bloke who was on his way to West Malling to see his friends. Ricky asked me if I knew any Hungarians, and it took me a minute, but I realized I had a Hungarian woman in the cab twice recently. Turns out she was Ricky's wife! I tried to apologize, but surprisingly, Ricky wasn't angry... he was turned on! Ricky and his wife were swingers, so I asked him bluntly if he wanted to fuck me too. I was game for it, he looked good, and I could tell he had a good cock, so I got into the backseat to compare his technique with his wife's! We made out a little and Ricky sucked my tits, then I gave him a sloppy blowjob and he ate my pussy. I had a hard time choosing whose tongue I preferred, they were both amazing! It was such a beautiful day that we got out of the cab and Ricky fucked me doggystyle on the hood of the car, then I wanked him off for a huge facial.

I had borrowed the cab today, and feeling plenty horny when Peter Oh Tool flagged down the cab. I wasn't really paying attention to him as I made small talk, but when I finally looked into the rear view mirror, I saw the dirty bastard had taken his cock out and was wanking it to my big tits. Well, I wasn't about to let him have all the fun, so I got in the backseat and told him to rub my pussy while I sucked his dick. After a sloppy blowjob I started to ride him, and right when I was about to have a huge orgasm, he started screaming and fled the car. Turns out I had broken his dick! I felt really bad about the whole thing, so much so that I was late getting John the car back. Peter said he'd call me when he was done at the hospital, and I hope he does so I can kiss it better.

I was just kind of roaming around hoping to spot a good looking guy to pick up when I saw Australian hunk Stirling Cooper flagging the cab down. Stirling got into the backseat and asked me to take him "anywhere but here." He wasn't having a good day, and he told me he had just had a row with the missus because she kept denying him anal. I had no plans but I do love anal, so I offered Stirling a chance to fill his anal quota by fucking me in the arse. Joining him in the back, I got Stirling's cock nice and wet while I prepared my arse for his big dick. We 69d and he made me squirt. My pussy was so sensitive that while he fucked me in the ass I could feel it in my pussy! By the time he covered my body and face with cum, I had mascara running down my cheeks and a tingling in my clit!

Ever since I fucked that old pervert John in the backseat of the Fake Taxi, he's been letting me drive the cab around to pick up passengers of my own like Billy King. Billy was headed to the clinic by the station, the one with the blue doors, and I knew just the place he was talking about, the sex addiction clinic! How did I know? I had been there plenty of times myself, though my treatment wasn't exactly going well. It had been 60 days since Billy's last fuck, but a horny blonde with big tits like me offering him a shag was too tempting to resist. I admit I felt like a bad influence as I sucked his cock, but when I wanked him off onto my face he wasn't complaining!

It had been a while since I had gotten off, so John let me borrow his taxi to head out cock hunting. I think Peter Oh Tool could tell I wasn't a real cab driver right off the bat. He was headed to Camden so I started driving, but being from the Midlands, I had no idea how to get there! Eventually, I could no longer keep up the ruse and pulled over to admit I had no idea where I was going, nor did I have a sat nav. Peter asked me incredulously how a cab driver didn't know where she was going or have a sat nav, so I came clean about just driving the taxi to find some cock. Luckily for me, Peter was happy to oblige, so I got in the backseat and sucked his cock, then he fucked my pussy good until he could give me a hearty dose of cum!

It was my first day driving the Fake Taxi and I was as excited as I was horny! When Masked Maya got into the cab I thought she was a robber, but it quickly became apparent that the only thing she would steal was my heart. Maya was on her way to a sex party. I had never been to one so I asked some questions, and Maya offered to give me a demonstration in the backseat! I played with her naughty Desi tits, then as we ate each other out in 69, John opened the door saying it was his turn to get some pussy. I gave John a sloppy rimjob while Maya sucked his cock, then each of us took turns riding the Bishop until we came. Finally, Maya jerked John off to completion, then I licked the cum off his cock and kissed my new masked friend.

It was a bloody rainy day and I was driving along in the Fake Taxi when a stud of a snack named Dorian Del Isla flagged down the cab. Dorian was in London on business, and he was a stacked hunk of a man with good manners and what looked to be a huge cock. I really wanted to see his dick, so I told him if he flashed me I would give him the cab ride for free. To my surprise, Dorian whipped it right out! One good turn deserves another, so I turned around and flashed him my tits, then we found a quiet spot for me to pull over and hop in the backseat. Dorian fucked my throat then ate my pussy, then we shared a horny fuck until he paid me in cum!
