
Carmel Anderson is a fresh-faced fit blonde who got into my cab in the middle of the day asking for a ride to the local college. It being mid-summer and all, I was under the impression that classes had broken up for the holidays. They had, but not for Carmel, who had been kicked out earlier in the school year for dressing inappropriately. Said her teachers called her a distraction, she did. I could see their point: her tits were practically bursting from her dress! Since they had treated her unfairly at school, I asked her if she wanted to say bollocks to the college and have some fun together. I might've been older than the boys she was used to, but she had a fantasy of rubbing her pussy all over a beard like mine, and I wasn't about to say no! College girls are extra freaky, and I'm always available to provide a supplementary education in the form of two fingers in the ass and a cumshot on a pretty face!

Next on my daily list of meetings was an appointment with agency reviewer Angel Rush. She came in all business, though her body looked amazing in her sleek black pencil skirt. She asked me about my agency, so I told her our background, how 30 kilos ago no other company would hire me, so I started the Great Models agency, where the standards would be more tolerant to plus sized models. She asked the standard questions, if we hire more guys or girls, where do we travel, and I just answered the way I always do when interviewed. Out of nowhere she asked me about the sex. I was a little embarrassed, so I tried to play it cool. That's when she coyly asked "do you want to fuck me?" We ate each others pussies on my desk, and I loved sucking her big tits. Angel was definitely a bad bitch, and I love bad bitches.

Barbie Sins is one of the best arse lickers in the business, that's for sure. When the buxom blonde wanted to meet me today, I thought she wanted another run at The Bishop, but she made a confession when she got in the car: she was after cock and pussy, and was wondering if she could join our team as a female taxi driver! Of course, this kind of business arrangement requires a certain type of persuasion, if you know what I mean. Barbie and I found a farmers field where she impressed me with some absolutely incredible deepthroating, then I piledrived that tight pink pussy of hers, and launched a massive load of cum on her face. And next week, I'll hand the perfect beauty her own set of keys to the car, and she can go looking for her very own passengers. Please joins us in welcoming new FakeTaxi Driver, Barbie Sins!

I was fucking horny and ready to hunt for cock when John stopped me. John told me he was horny and wanted his balls drained, so I couldn't have the cab. Fuck that, I said, and told John I'd drain his balls myself before going out to search for more sperm. He fucked my face good then came all over my tongue, and soon enough I was out on the road. When I picked up Axel Aces, I quickly found him staring at my tits, so I got them out even more. Since he was cheeky, I thought it was fair play to tell him I wanted some hard cock to fuck my tight pussy. We pulled over and I sucked his cock, then ate his arse and all the while, I played with my clit. I kept up the dirty talk the entire shag session, because I really wanted Axel to give it to me rough and dirty. Let me tell you, Axel did not disappoint, and I got to swallow a second load!

I was just kind of roaming around hoping to spot a good looking guy to pick up when I saw Australian hunk Stirling Cooper flagging the cab down. Stirling got into the backseat and asked me to take him "anywhere but here." He wasn't having a good day, and he told me he had just had a row with the missus because she kept denying him anal. I had no plans but I do love anal, so I offered Stirling a chance to fill his anal quota by fucking me in the arse. Joining him in the back, I got Stirling's cock nice and wet while I prepared my arse for his big dick. We 69d and he made me squirt. My pussy was so sensitive that while he fucked me in the ass I could feel it in my pussy! By the time he covered my body and face with cum, I had mascara running down my cheeks and a tingling in my clit!

It was my first day driving the Fake Taxi and I was as excited as I was horny! When Masked Maya got into the cab I thought she was a robber, but it quickly became apparent that the only thing she would steal was my heart. Maya was on her way to a sex party. I had never been to one so I asked some questions, and Maya offered to give me a demonstration in the backseat! I played with her naughty Desi tits, then as we ate each other out in 69, John opened the door saying it was his turn to get some pussy. I gave John a sloppy rimjob while Maya sucked his cock, then each of us took turns riding the Bishop until we came. Finally, Maya jerked John off to completion, then I licked the cum off his cock and kissed my new masked friend.

I was really gagging for some cock today, so I called up John to see if I could borrow the Fake Taxi. I got dressed up in a dress that barely covered my tits and met up with John, who requested I drain his balls before hitting the road. I love John's cock, so I happily obliged. After I cleaned up, I started to drive in hope of more action, and was very happy to see Marc Rose flagging down the cab. Marc was a personal trainer over at the local gym, and a hunk of a man. I told him if he got me a free gym membership we could fuck, but I would've done it for free. I loved how Marc smacked my arse while I slobbed his knob, then he fucked me right proper in the backseat. Fucking me doggystyle, Marc really put his muscles to use and pounded me hard until he creampied my tight pussy!

When Cecilia spies on her boyfriend Jay and finds out he's got a whole other girlfriend behind her back, she knows just how to get her revenge. After the ebony babe convinces Xianna that they've both been played, they send Jay a selfie to let him know that the jig is up. That's when Cecilia has an even better idea to get even: by getting with each other! She shows Xianna the ropes when it comes to eating pussy, and the other hottie likes it so much, she has to take a turn lapping at Cecilia's little snatch before the babes start scissoring! When Jay runs home to find them in the act, he tries to talk them into letting him join in, but these cuties don't need his cock!


When cute Elsa knocks on her door fundraising for a new set of breast implants, busty MILF Nicolette is happy to sponsor her, but she wants to make sure blonde-haired Elsa knows exactly what she's getting into! She gives the sexy teen a taste of just how heavy her big, fake tits are, resting them against the petite babe's shoulder and asking for her help to carry them as they head over to the couch. Nicolette thinks Elsa's cute perky, small boobs are perfect just the way they are, but Elsa says she still wants to have them enhanced, so Nicolette asks her to help oil up her big, fake funbags! She wants to play with Elsa's titties, too, so she slathers them in oil and sucks her tiny nipples. Soon she's eating out the sexy blonde and showing her that small tits are just as much fun!

I was right horny this morning driving the Fake Taxi, and my pussy started dripping when I saw Antonio Black was flagging down the car. It had been about a year since I last had Antonio as a passenger, but I still have memories of cuming on his BBC. Antonio was on his way to the airport for a pussy hunting competition with his mates, so I offered to get him started right away and pulled my tits out! His big hands grabbing my arse as I rode his hard cock felt better than any plane ride I could imagine, then we lay a towel down outside and I jerked him off into my mouth.

"Hang on," said Rhiannon Ryder as she got into my cab, "I thought I was the biggest slut in the village!" I had to inform her she was mistaken. We were wearing similar outfits, but I was driving the Fake Taxi, wasn't I? Rhiannon took that as a challenge, and insisted I join her in the backseat. We started some mutual masturbation while feeling each other's tits, and my pussy was immediately dripping wet. Rhiannon and I engaged in some tribbing, then a sexy 69 where I ate her ass, and we were about to really turn up the volume when John opened the door! Perfect timing, because now we were able to see who the real "biggest slut" was!

It was a bloody cold day but I was feeling naughty, so I wore my skimpiest outfit for my shift the Fake Taxi, and lucky for me, Antonio Black got into my cab. I could tell Antonio was horny too, because I could see the outline of his big black cock hard-on through his pants! Antonio wasn't shy about telling me how much he'd love to suck on my perky tits, and likewise, I wasn't shy about telling him how much I'd love a finger of his in my arse as I sucked his cock! As soon as I could pull over, I hopped into the backseat, and got right to deepthroating his dick. After riding the stud, he made me squirt with his fingers. I was so turned on that I spread my pussy wide so he would have something to look at while he came all over me!

It was a bloody cold day and just my luck, the heating had stopped working in the FakeTaxi, so the sight of Antonio Black was a welcome one. The big man hopped into the back of the cab, and we chatted about the weather a bit before I mentioned how I could do with a nice hot chocolate. Antonio told me he had enough hot chocolate to go around, and got out his big black cock. He wanked until I pulled over, then I hopped in the back and gave him a blowjob. His big black cock felt so good in my wet pussy, and then he fucked my arse, the naughty man. I was riding him, taking his cock balls deep in my arse, and he was sucking my tits, when John opened the door. It was my lucky day, because I like having all my holes stuffed, so Antonio and John double-penetrated me, then gave me two delicious loads to swallow! Thanks guys!

I was able to see Sophie Anderson's big tits from around the corner. I wasn't even sure if she needed a taxi, but with tits like that, I couldn't help but stop! Lucky for me, Sophie needed a ride to the pub, and hopped right in! I could not stop staring at her tits in my rear view mirror, so I had to tell her. She pulled them right out! Apparently, she had been looking for a girl to play with, because men were being shady to her. It didn't take me long to scramble into the backseat. Sophie was a right fucking slut! I fingered her pink pussy and she came on my fingers, then licked it all up! I stuffed my panties in her mouth, then she stuffed them in my pussy. We did it all, tongue-fucking, rimjobs, and she licked my ass so well that I came on her tongue.

It was a bloody hot day to be driving the taxi, but a girl's got to earn a living, so when I saw a barely-dressed redhead on the side of the road I stopped and rolled down the window. Charlie Ten was headed to Wales for some kind of nudist retreat. By the look of her perky tits and thin waist, the retreat was going to be a sexy one! As we keep chatting, Charlie tells me she's been hitchhiking, and then it hit me: she didn't have any money! I have a special place in the hills where I take women who try to scam free rides, so I told Charlie what was going to happen. If she couldn't pay me, she would have to let me fuck her! Charlie was excited at the idea, and started rubbing her pussy. I had her eat me out and make me cum, then I tore her tights open and sucked her clit. I made Charlie cum on my face as I gripped her big ass, and made sure I got my money's worth!

John had highly recommended I pick up Masked Maya. She was waiting for me on the corner, and though it was a chilly morning, she was showing off her ass in slutty fishnets. She already knew who I was: I guess John wised her up to the situation. Maya, the naughty little cheater, told me she was married. Her husband didn't even know she was into girls, which is why she wore the mask. My fetish is for pierced nipples, so I got a pleasant little surprise when she flashed me hers. For someone without much experience, when we started 69'ing, her tongue game was so strong that I almost screamed into her pussy! I dropped her off afterwards, and we both agreed: we'd have to have a threesome with John as soon as possible.


I was driving the taxi and having a lovely day when I passed an adorable petite blonde. I thought she was waiting for the bus, but when I stopped, she flagged me down. Turns out the busses had stopped working, poor thing. She wasn't having the best day. Chloe Toy was having an affair with her professor at college and they had been caught. The professor had been sacked, and Chloe had gotten excluded from college! She told me how she liked older women for their experience, and showed me her small tits, so I decided to show the little sub slut what I could do. I made her suck my hairy pussy until she gasped for air, and lost count of how many orgasms she had when I returned the favor. After we finished I took her number: she's my dial-a-fuck from now on!

Jamie flagged down my cab looking to get to the nearest train station. She looked sexy as hell in her little black outfit, and just having her in the car was making me wet. She was on her way to work, so I made some small talk to pass the time. I was a little surprised when Jamie told me she worked in a sex club! I've always wanted to do sex work, so I asked if she thought I had what it takes. She rang her boss who said she should give me a "trial," so to speak! Well, I was already horny, so I pulled the cab over and tasted her pussy. She had a bag full of toys, so after I sucked her big tits and spanked her ass, I fucked her doggystyle with a thick strap on. One orgasm wasn't enough to prove my mettle, so when she took out the double ended dildo and two vibrators I knew exactly what I wanted to do for work from that day on.

Paris was bored with her college classes today, so she skipped off to meet her boyfriend, but when she found out I knew one of the professors there, the punky babe begged me not to tell him! She was right. I didn't feel good taking her away from the college, where they are very strict, so I told the pretty redhead I was going to have to bring her back! Paris thought flashing her tiny tits at me would make a difference, but I wasn't sure--until she said let's make a deal, and wiggled out of her jeans to show me her super tight ass! Paris loved giving head, and said her BF wasn't a big fan. I certainly was! That spinner could deepthroat! I spanked her ass as punishment for leaving college, and she loved it so much, I stuck my thick cock in her tight pussy and pounded her like the naughty student she was!

It was a bloody hot day to be driving my cab, but a job's a job. I won't lie, I was a little excited to see a hot blonde like Sienna Day flag down the taxi. I always love seeing big tits in my backseat! Sienna got in complaining about the heat, and how her boobs were covered in sweat. When she asked me if she could change outfits I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming! What a body on her, a big ass and a shaved pussy that I longed to lick. All of a sudden she threw her phone: she's an escort, she tells me, and her client just cancelled. Well, seeing as she had a free hour and she was quite fit, I inquired as to her prices. We started kissing in the backseat and touching each other, but the cab was steamy, so we found a secluded spot to lay down a blanket and enjoy some hot lesbian action!

It was a hot day and I was about to clock out when this pretty brunette in a sundress approached me. Her name was Ella, she told me as she got in, and she wanted a ride to the top of town. If she wasn't so gorgeous I would've told her to jog on, but seeing her tits pushed together in the orange dress made my pussy tingle. I started the ride and noticed the cheeky bewer wasn't wearing any knickers! A lover of freedom meself, I took mine off to join the party. Wouldn't you know it, we both had little bushes, and we bonded over them. We had so much in common I asked Ella to be my date for the afternoon. We had a lovely first date: I put down a blanket, we got naked, and ate each other's pussies and asses until we were spent from orgasm!

Madlin was on the lookout for me today, and flagged me down for a ride to the train station. The beautiful brunette told me she was on the way to her wedding! She had a special treat for me in her bag she'd been carrying around with her in case we ran into one another: a strap-on! The gorgeous little tart had such a great time the last time we fucked, she wanted one last fling before making her vows! No problem for me, she's stunning! As I found a place for us to park, she demonstrated how she was going to suck her husband's cock and turned me on so much. Such a sexy lady. I hopped in the back to see how her pussy licking practice was going without me, and it was clear Madlin had done a lot of work. The sneaky minx had been fucking other women! We did some hardcore scissoring that was just amazing, then I gave her a bunch of wedding presents, in the form of delicious orgasms, before sending her off to her new hubby! I love my job.

I don't think there's anything sexier than watching chicks wrestle themselves horny, so when my hot passenger Ela said she was on her way to an interview for MMA, I felt my clit jump with excitement! I confessed to the pretty blonde that I'd tried it before myself, and wondered if we could practice some moves together. She was so sweet to say yes! Of course, things got hot and heavy really fast once we got going--Ela says that's always the way it is. We stripped down to make it easier to move around, and Ela put me in the sexiest chokehold, but it was a little too tight. Next thing I know, she was kissing me to apologize, then touching my pussy, and giving me a little lap dance! We got out her big beautiful tits for a play session, then headed to the roof of the car to eat each other's pussies and do some hardcore scissoring. We were so lucky not to be caught, two naked chicks fucking on a taxi! But I learned some great new moves to use on the next babe who hops in my backseat!

Sexy Scandanavian Tindra Frost wanted to go to an Italian restaurant, but as soon as I saw her, I had my own ideas about what she'd be eating this afternoon! I let her take advantage of the London taxi tradition to show her tits for a free ride, and she had a cracking pair on her: big, natural, and near perfect. Tindra said it made her horny to flash me her tits, and I told her it made me just as horny to see them, so we decided to dip off and have a little lesbian fun and work up her appetite. Those nice big bouncy titties were so soft to touch! I stroked her pussy through her shorts, making her good and wet before undressing her so I could lick it. We took turns giving each other orgasms with our tongues, facesitting, and 69-ing, and finished off by masturbating and cumming together, side by side in the backseat. Now that is what I'd call fucking horny!


John was tied up with errands this morning, so he sent me to pick up his friend Stacey. He had met the stunning MILF in his taxi and made a deal that if she fucked him, he'd be her private driver for a month! Stacey was quite horny and was looking forward to getting some lovin' from John, so I assured her his deal would work with me too! She had the most beautiful lacy panties and bra, and the sexiest tattoos. And she had the most amazingly massive fake tits! She licked my pussy, then we sat back and watched each other masturbate. We had so many orgasms! Stacey rode my face in the backseat until she came, then we 69-ed. In the end, we were exhausted, but we made a very important decision: we're going to double team her hot new boss! I love fucking with MILFS. Nobody knows sex better.

Had just finished a workout and was heading home to clean up, when amazing Alexxa got in my taxi with her sexy little outfit and her big red lips, and offered to wash me off! You should have seen this chick! She was covered in tattoos, and hot as fuck. It usually takes a little more work than that to get my sweaty bits licked. What's hotter than two busty chicks with wild hair and tattoos getting naughty in the back of a parked taxi? Not much, let me tell you. Once we both got our tits out and did some kissing, we took turns eating pussy and making each other cum in the backseat. I wanted so badly for Alexxa to cum all over my face, so we 69-ed for a bit until we made it happen. A nice slow, sensuous lesbian romp full of soft kissing and pussy--the best way to wind down after a workout!

This posh chick, Honour, got in my cab today, and started complaining straight away! I didn't pull up close enough, she snagged her stockings on the door getting in, the backseat smells like piss and pussy--ridiculous! I told the posh tart that she could walk to the train station if she wanted, but Honour insisted she wasn't stuck up, and to prove it, she stuck her legs in the air and flashed me her cunt! On her request, I hopped into the back to see how dirty this chick could be. I made her pretty posh pussy cum and joked about her pretty posh cum face, then Honour proved to me how filthy she was by showing off her amazing twat-licking skills! Nothing like facesitting with a prim and proper chick in the back of a cab. After all those orgasms, Honour said she was going to sleep on the train on the way home. All I could think was: at least it will stop her from complaining!

I picked up one of the shaky phony babes today! When Brook Logan jumped in my cab on the way to the pub, I knew I recognized her from somewhere, then I remembered. I'd fantasized about that hot slut from the TV a thousand times! I just couldn't believe I'd seen her pussy, and here she was sitting in the back of my cab! Since I'd already seen her naked, Brook said she might as well have a little jack off as we drove. I could barely concentrate on the road! Then she invited me into the backseat, begging me to lick her pussy. Brook sat and twerked on my face while I ate her out, hamming it up for the cameras like a true celeb. We did some tribbing and ass eating, and she gave me the kind of incredible orgasm that only a filthy whore can provide! Brook said she wouldn't forget me, and it was the best taxi ride she'd ever had! As for me, I got to eat the famous pussy I'd been dreaming of!

Ella was happy to get in the cab with a hot chick instead of a dirty old pervy taxi driver--until John poked his nose in! She was showing me her incredible pussy-licking skills when John opened the door, demanding the car back so he could start a shift. I could tell he was pretty turned on by what he saw, so I suggested a compromise: John could watch and wank in the corner, so we could finish our fun! John was mesmerized by Ella's booty, but the pretty lesbian wouldn't let him touch her. He had to settle with watching me get all the action--though I did help him out with a little footjob. After some intense tribbing orgasms, he even sprayed cum all over my arse and back. I guess Ella got her dirty old pervy taxi driver after all!

Ella was surprised to get in my cab and find a pretty woman instead of a fat, pervy taxi driver. She said she's always being asked out for dates by drivers, and it's totally awkward. I joked that if she jumps in all cabs looking that sexy, she shouldn't be surprised at the attention, but Ella told me she actually prefers women to men. That got me curious, for sure! When I said I should try and pick her up, she told me there was no need to try, that I was gorgeous, and she was happy we met each other. Soon enough, she was putting her tongue in my pussy to show me what an experienced lesbian she was, and making me gush cum like a waterfall. It was so fucking hot rolling around with her, all tangled up in beautiful, soft woman. At least, it was, until John showed up...

Marcus said it was his first time riding with a female cab driver, so really I'd just busted his cherry. The handsome Brit was visiting home, and was astounded to see a hot woman driving a taxi! Since he hadn't had British pussy in about 15 years, I offered the stud a little sample of mine. He said he'd never had sex in a car before, so this was truly a cherry-busting experience I could be proud of! I don't know if I've ever seen a man so excited. He took his big dick out of his pants to entice me while I found a place for us to fuck, then the naughty passenger shocked me by making me squirt over and over again! I soaked the car in cum, then thanked him for the orgasms by completely draining his balls. What a great story he's bringing back to America! I'm always more than happy to help a sex-stranded tourist.

When Ava Austen finished her taxi shift, I offered to give her a ride home. I didn't expect this British babe to be so horny! Before I even turned on the ignition, Ava flashed me her small perky tits. This got me so wet, I took us to a secluded spot, climbed through the partition, and started licking her tight wet pussy. Trying to prove that she was the bigger slut, this brunette bombshell stuck her butt in the air, and let me tonguefuck her tight asshole. Miss Austen showed no signs of slowing down, so we took our competition to the bonnet, where she fingered and licked my MILF cunt. I could barely hold my big fake tits as they bounced all over the place! As we scissored, it was obvious that we were both the horniest lesbians in England.
