Latest Updates from 'Fake Hub' (Page 23)

A bloody cold day today and the heater was broken, so I told Sasha I wouldn't charge her for the ride. The sexy MILF was on her way to the pub for a bit of lunch and nearly froze her tits off waiting for the bus. We were chatting back and forth and she was rubbing her hands to warm them up, when she said I should get in the back and let her warm her hands on my balls! I couldn't tell if she was joking or serious, but Sasha told me to pull over and get back there, so I did. I ate her perfect pink pussy and fingered her to an incredible orgasm. Let me tell you: this chick was fucking amazing! She fit my cock so far down her throat that her nose was pressing into my belly, tongued my arse like she was trained to do it, and gave me a nice titty fuck with those massive tatas of hers! I have the best job in the world.

Ben got in my car and recognized me as the "busty blonde" from the paper! He promised me he wasn't a reporter, so I confessed it was me. I had recently gotten in a lot of trouble for having sex with a passenger in a car park, which the sneaky bloke knew already, I'm sure. We talked for a bit before he thanked me, saying he had his story, and see you later! It turned out Ben was a reporter, and in exchange for his silence, wanted me to take him on one of my special rides. Dirty old Ben! Whatever. I'm always up to fuck. We made a deal and slipped off to one of my secret spots. I hiked my skirt up over my stockings and gave the arsehole a nice deepthroat blowjob, just like he wanted. I let him play with my tits. I rode him like a proper cowgirl. I even swallowed the cheeky cunt's cum! And in the end, you know what? He begged me to keep quiet about what had happened, like the little bitch I knew he was.

I was covering for my colleague when his sexy patient Lucy came in to see me. The pretty blonde said her issue was of an intimate nature, but refused to tell me what it was. I tried guessing, but when that didn't work, I figured it would be best to just perform an examination. After a basic exam, it seemed like nothing at all was wrong with Lucy. At 21 years old, she was in perfect shape and health! Finally, she confessed. Her boyfriend had been unable to make her orgasm, and my colleague had helped make it happen for her! Well, what can I say? Like my colleague, I took an oath to help people in need. When I was licking her pussy, it was a special kind of tongue therapy, you see? And when I shoved my throbbing cock inside, I was doing exploratory research. You believe me, right? I am a doctor, after all.

The beautiful Anny Aurora came into my office looking to be an erotic model. She was tall and gorgeous with red hair, ivory skin, and the kind of kick-ass natural body that men go mad for. Anny told me she is from Germany and used to go to swingers club and make home videos with an ex. In fact, she grew to love fucking so much, she thought she'd do it professionally! She was so relaxed giving me a blowjob, taking her time and watching to see my reaction, that I knew this chick was going to be a star. She stripped off naked and posed for the camera like she knew what she was doing, then showed me how she liked to masturbate, licking her fingers and rubbing her tight pink pussy for the cameras. If she hadn't told me her favorite position was missionary, I probably would have guessed from the way she moaned when I was fucking her that way. Seriously, this girl is such a natural fucktoy, I'm not sure what she needs me for!

I dropped by to interview Vicky about her neighbor's wild party on Saturday evening, but the pretty blonde MILF said it wasn't an issue for her. She'd only ever heard her neighbors have sex before, which is hardly a crime! As I was finishing my report, Vicky started asking me about my uniform, telling me how sexy it was and saying she'd like to have one for herself. Then she started wondering about my weapon, and reached out to touch it. When I told her that was forbidden, the cheeky blonde asked me if I had any other weapons on me, then slid her hand up my leg to my cock! By then, I was feeling pretty turned on. We started kissing, then undressing, and before I knew it we were 69ing on her couch. I really shouldn't do this kind of thing on duty, but hey, it is my job to serve and protect.

I almost kicked newspaper journalist Misha out of my taxi today. She kept insisting I was John, the Fake Taxi Driver, and started to interrogate me on all these fake news stories going around about fake taxi drivers having fake sex in fake council car parks and whatnot. I told her she could use this headline: Reporter Licks Fake Taxi Driver's Arsehole to Get a Story! And do you know what? She said okay! Definitely not the answer I was expecting, but she was a cute little thing with big natural tits, and thick in all the best places, so why not? This chick could deepthroat so well, I'm sure she was sucking and fucking her way to the top for some time. But when she opened her legs, I nearly fell in love. I fucking adore a hairy pussy! After we fucked for a bit, she even invited to me to pound her tight ass! I think the little slut just wanted a good rogering, to be honest, but she got her story either way!

Vittoria was left to explore Prague alone when her BF got sick on their weekend vacation. Lucky for her, I was there to show her the ropes! I met the busty blonde walking near the park and she was happy to chat. Vittoria is Italian, and so friendly that she didn't mind pulling up her sweater to show me her massive tits in exchange for a little party money. Like me, this woman knows the power of cold, hard cash. She didn't hesitate to say yes when I asked her to suck my dick, either! I could hardly believe it. I think Vittoria was more lonely than I realized. She fucked me like she missed me, those beautiful big boobs of hers bouncing over me like a vision.

Local barmaid Holly wanted a lift to the pub to start her shift, but the pretty blonde had left her money at home! Since she was wearing heels and a tight dress that barely covered her massive tits, I couldn't drop her off in the middle of nowhere, so I suggested a deal: maybe if we could slip into the backseat for a romp, I could get her to the pub for free! Holly was such a fun, posh lady--we had a great chat while I ate her pussy! She told me about her breakup and her collection of vibrators, then I introduced her to tribbing and mutual masturbation. After we made each other cum a few times, we figured she should probably get to work, but we were having such a blast. Like I said to Holly, who needs men? I gave the hot strawberry blonde my card so we could meet up later, when we both had more time to fuck!

Posh raven-haired MILF Candi Kayne came into my office today, looking like a million bucks! And when I asked her what type of modeling interested her, she didn't hesitate before saying, "porn!" I just love a bird who's straight to the point. Candi said she enjoyed golden showers and rimjobs, and had hidden talents that she thought would make her an excellent pornstar. And as it turned out, Candi Kayne did have some hidden talents! She was an incredible deepthroater, easily able to swallow my big cock in one go--even upside down! I gave that hot MILF the piledriver treatment, then made her cum with my tongue before shooting a massive cumshot on those pouty lips of hers. If Candi Kayne isn't a star already, I'll make her one for sure!

Lee Anne was a beautiful art student I met walking down the street. She was so pretty, with long blonde hair, and legs up to her chin, that I thought she was perfect for modeling. I stopped to see if she'd be interested in going for a casting meeting at my friend's modeling agency--the perfect way to start a chat! But when I told the pretty Russian that I would need to see what her body looked like, Lee Anne said no way, that she wasn't about to pull her tits out on a public street. Lucky for me, students are poor. I knew that as I put more and more cash in her hand, sexy Lee Ann would change her mind, and boy, was I was right! Soon as she was holding all that money, Lee Ann was willing to come back to my car and give me a slow, sensual blowjob. Soon enough I was fucking that tight teen pussy, just like I'd imagined!

Tara wanted a ride to Tamworth, but she confessed she didn't have enough cash to make it all the way. The sexy MILF asked if she could show me something to earn the money, then before I knew it, she'd pulled out her massive tits and started squeezing them! And when I told her I appreciated it, but really needed the fare, the cheeky tart spread her legs to show me she wasn't wearing any knickers! I told her I was having difficulty concentrating with her touching herself like that in the backseat, so Tara suggested I pull over. Fuck, why not? After an incredible blowjob, I thought we were done, but this horny sextoy wasn't nearly finished. She ate my ass, put her feet over her head to prove her flexibility, and gave me a footjob with her expensive stockings. Then after a nice rough fuck, she asked me to cum in her mouth, then swallowed the load of it! She got home okay, and I got off better than I had in the longest time.

A nice looking young man got into my cab today, on his way to the Sutton FC match. Since I'm a huge football fan, I told him I would give him a free ride. My friends do call me the Slut from Slutton, after all! He loved my nickname, and suggested I hop into the backseat to have a little pre-game fun, if you know what I mean.Since he seemed to be a fun bloke, I said why not! It's been a while since I've been a proper cougar. The way he latched on to my big fake tits, you'd think the poor guy was starved. He ate my pussy and bounced me around on that big cock of his like a madman, and had me cumming in no time. He kept the Sutton jersey on the whole time, too--except when I was deepthroating him and he wrapped it around my shoulders so we could show our support for our team. After I showed him my best BJ tricks, the saucy shagger covered my face with thick white spunk, then I dropped him off at the pitch for the big game. Go Sutton United!

Daisy had put on some weight after Christmas, and came in looking for weight loss pills! I told her I'm a doctor, and not about to just give that stuff out, but the pretty blonde said she needed to drop seven kilos in a week! I got her to take off her jacket so I could see her body, and in my opinion, she looked awesome. All curvy and womanly and sexy! In the end, the pretty blonde suggested a deal: a little sex in my exam room in exchange for some help with that extra chub. How could I say no? She was such a beautiful woman. Besides, she was already dropping to her knees and loving on my big hard cock. She did her best to fuck me into giving her what she wanted, and in the end, she won. I agreed to give her a small prescription, if she promised to exercise. At least 30 minutes of fitness or sex a day, Miss Daisy! And yes, I'm always here to help...

19 year-old hairdresser Nicole likes to have her picture taken, but this smokin' hot babe hasn't modeled before. Like many Czech chicks, Nicole was interested in making some fast money, but she also admitted she needed more sex in her life! Like me, she'd spent too many nights home alone masturbating. I got the pretty teen to strip down to her lingerie so I could take some shots of her amazing ass and tits. And once she started masturbating for the camera, I couldn't take my eyes off her. Lucky for me, Nicole was feeling pretty horny. After she showed off her blowjob abilities, I slid my big dick into her tight pussy and had a great time getting to know her. She gave me a nice tittyfuck at the end, and when I couldn't hold off any longer, I blew my load all over those incredible tits!

I knocked on Asia's door because her neighbors had been complaining about extremely loud sex noises. She said her husband was home and they'd had a little romp, so it had probably been her. She was a very attractive woman with a lovely pair of tits, and I told her so. Since she'd just had them done, the pretty wife offered me a little squeeze. Double Fs, she said! Well, one squeeze led to another, and the busty babe hauled out my truncheon for a little wank and a blowjob. She gave me a lovely tittyfucking, then rode my cock so I could see those massive tits bouncing. Asia made enough noise to warrant a second complaint from the neighbors, and me, I just got the heck out of there before her husband got home from his meeting!

This lady came to my window today and I thought she said, "can you take me where you took the others?" Then a few minutes into the ride, she told me she had a bone to pick with me, that I'm the dirty bastard who just fucked her stepdaughter! I tried to deny it was me, but she wasn't buying it, and even called me by my name. But it turned out this horny MILF wasn't angry at all: she just wanted some of the action for herself. I asked if she was a reporter or a cop, so she pulled out her big natural tits to prove she wasn't. I was thinking it over while she masturbated in the back, but what am I, some kind of saint? I found a place to park and made the dirty tart cum over and over again, pounding that posh ass of hers up against the slut hatch, before blowing my load all over her sexy glasses. She was so satisfied when we were done, that she said next time, she'd bring her stepdaughter along so we could all fuck together.

Beautiful, nice, and a thief! As soon as sexy Daphne closed my cab door today, she was begging me to drive away as fast as possible. And a few minutes later, the pretty brunette hid in the backseat as some undercover cops stopped to ask if I'd seen a jewelry thief matching her description. It turned out I was a getaway driver, and I didn't even know it. Since this chick had amazing tits, I proposed a deal: I would help her get away, if we could have a little girl-on-girl fun. Daphne had never had sex with a woman, but as soon as she saw my perky boobs, she told me she was very excited. And first time or not, Daphne managed to lick and finger me to an amazing orgasm. It was so delicious that I pulled my strap-on out of its hiding place, and fucked the cute thief until she came hard, twitching and moaning, with her eyes rolling back in her head. And another beauty is successfully converted to the pussy. You're welcome, guys!

Jamie came into my office today and slyly told me he'd had some experience shooting nudes, or "something like that!" He was pretty handsome, with blonde hair and bright blue eyes. Just my type of man. He said he was interested in trying something more daring, so I asked to see his body. He took off his shirt to show me his muscles, then I asked if I could see more, slipping my hand into his jeans to see what kind of treat he was hiding there. I sucked on his dick to see if he could relax enough to get hard, and sure enough, a little face fucking did the trick! Pretty soon he was fucking me doggystyle on the casting couch, like a true pro. I rode his cock until I came, then let him blow his load on my belly. Maybe this strapping hunk is a superstar in the making!

When I met Irina today, I had to offer the beautiful Spaniard a ton of money for a five-minute blowjob! But she was so beautiful with her red hair and sexy Spanish accent, it would have been worth everything I had. We went back to my car so we could be warm, and Irina agreed to show me her beautiful tits. I guess she liked how my cock looked, because she wrapped her lips around it, and gave me one of the best blowjobs of my life! We were both so horny by that point, we decided to fuck. The pretty ginger played with her pierced pussy for me for a bit before letting me slide my cock in. What a perfect vision! And after I blew my load across her belly, she said she would return all of my money, she'd had so much fun! I told her only if she let me take her to dinner. I am a gentleman, after all.

Pretty blonde Daisy was on her way to get a Thai massage, when I told her I was a certified massage therapist and offered her a cheap rubdown. Curious to see if I was serious, Daisy agreed! I found a place to park and started working on the tension in her shoulders, but I couldn't keep my eyes off those big beautiful tits of hers, and soon enough, my hands found my way to them as well. Somehow we started kissing, and before I knew it, this hot chick was getting on her knees to suck my cock! I fingered her until she sprayed squirt everywhere, then fucked that tight little pussy like it was my first time. Probably not what Daisy was expecting, but in my opinion, every massage should have a happy ending!

Danielle hopped in my taxi today and asked for a ride to a pub, and any pub would do! Her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too nice, and he preferred a dirty pornstar. The poor thing said she was just saving the filthy stuff for later, but fuck it now! She was ready to fuck someone in the toilet at the pub, just to get over the asshole. When I suggested the best revenge would be to fuck me and send her ex the pictures, Danielle got a little shy, but I could tell she was excited. We found a nice place to park so I could eat her pussy and play with those massive tits of her, and we realized we didn't need pictures, because it was all being taped! Just wait until this Darren bloke sees me sucking on sweet Danielle's toes and making her cum rivers. He'll be begging to take her back!

Lola Marie came into my office today, complaining of stomach pain. As I was examining her, she said the pain was traveling from her stomach to her vagina. I've never heard anything so strange! When I touched her pussy, she experienced pain, but the longer I rubbed it, the better she was feeling. I told her it was an old technique I'd learned in Asia, just to be impressive! I got down between her legs for a closer look, inserted a finger to see if it helped, and then used my mouth to see what happened. Lola loved every second of her treatment, squeezing her big natural tits as I continued to suck her pussy. When I was finished, Lola asked if she could do something for me! Since I was hard as a rock by then, I suggested a little blowjob action, and before I knew it, I was fucking that beautiful body of hers over my desk and she was calling me a dirty doctor. And I am! I'm a dirty, dirty doctor.

Shy, beautiful Janie Sky came into my office today, interested in modeling work. Because she was already 25, fashion modeling was mostly out of the question. When I asked the pretty blonde if she would consider erotic work, she blushed! She'd watched porn before, but was shy getting undressed in front of people. Still, she said she would be willing to try. When the translator left, Janie stripped down to her underwear to take some pictures, then I asked if she could masturbate for the cameras. Janie touched herself so slowly and innocently, I felt like I was spying on her at home. And once we got around to fucking, and she looked up at me with those pretty green eyes, it was so sweet, it almost broke my heart. In the end, the only thing I could manage to say to this demure beauty was "thank you."

Sexy model Lulu had been harassed on the street so we went on a ride to see if we could find the assholes. We looked down all the alleyways and streets in the neighborhood, then I drove Lulu home to make sure she was feeling safe and okay. We'd just entered her apartment when I noticed a vibrator sitting right on the kitchen counter! When I asked what she used it for, Lulu demonstrated her blowjob skills, slowly pulling the vibrator in and out between her pouty pink lips. After she repeated the procedure on my hard cock, I bent the little redhead over the kitchen counter and gave it to her doggystyle, then turned her towards me so I could see my massive cumshot paint her body. Just think! A couple of perverts on the street opened the way for a pervert like me to get some Grade-A pussy!

The sexiest little clown climbed into my cab this morning, wearing a little clown dress and the most amazing makeup, dragging a handful of balloons behind her. But she looked very close to crying. Turns out, Lady Bug had gotten all dressed up to surprise her clown-loving BF, then caught him in bed with another woman. She was so sad, I suggested we have a little fun of our own. As I drove to find us a spot, Lady Bug started to cheer up, letting me peek under her little costume and showing off her beautiful clown arse. To make sure that smile was back for good, I fingered the pretty circus freak until she squirted everywhere, then I fucked her and came all over her face paint! The wildest and cutest ride of the week, for sure!

I saw a beautiful redhead walking in the snow today, and I just had to talk to her. What a lovely sight she was! We chatted for a bit before I asked her if she could show me her boobs, but she walked away, and said our conversation was over. I told her I was just a man, not a crazy person, that there was nothing to worry about. And after I counted out enough money, the pretty teen agreed to come back to my car for a blowjob. Turns out, this Anny is an amazing performer! She fucked me like she loved me, moaning and asking me if I liked this and if I liked that. The whole thing made me feel like a teenager again! Oh well, I guess fucking one will do that for you!

Ella was happy to get in the cab with a hot chick instead of a dirty old pervy taxi driver--until John poked his nose in! She was showing me her incredible pussy-licking skills when John opened the door, demanding the car back so he could start a shift. I could tell he was pretty turned on by what he saw, so I suggested a compromise: John could watch and wank in the corner, so we could finish our fun! John was mesmerized by Ella's booty, but the pretty lesbian wouldn't let him touch her. He had to settle with watching me get all the action--though I did help him out with a little footjob. After some intense tribbing orgasms, he even sprayed cum all over my arse and back. I guess Ella got her dirty old pervy taxi driver after all!

I love a good alt chick. Problem is, they're a dime a dozen in the fashion world these days. The only way for a tatted-up babe like Madison to get steady modeling work is in the porn industry, so when Little Miss Rainbow came to my office today, I told her exactly that. Not keen to do adult work at first, Madison warmed up as we talked about how much money she could earn in a day. The little tart was willing to strip off and masturbate on the casting couch, and was a complete natural, very relaxed. I joined her to get an appreciation of her oral skills, and after my blowjob, made the naughty rebel squirt all over my casting couch. After I fucked her model-perfect pussy, she said okay, she'd let me take her anal virginity! Super hot bird. Super tight ass. Super start to the workday!

When I interrupted Lola Marie's walk, she told me that yes, she knew she was beautiful! And how could she not? She was such a classy lady, coming out of her hotel, all dressed up. I got so nervous trying to ask to see her tits, that I dropped all of my money at her feet! She had me by the balls then. When she got the first payment in her hand, she even pretended to run away with it. But she was horny, I could tell. Soon enough she was following me back to my car and showing me that amazing booty of hers. Every time she said my name in that posh British accent, I was so turned on. It was like fucking a school mistress! She sucked dick like a true professional, and let me fuck her in all my favorite positions. In fact, she was so good in bed, I began to wonder just what kind of business woman she was.

Today I picked up a posh lady named Holly. She was watching a video on her cell phone that sounded kind of familiar, then she asked if the person in the video was me! Sure enough, it was. Yes, I'm the dirty old taxi driver, I told her, and it seemed this news made the sexy MILF horny! Turns out Holly and her hubby are a bit of a swinging couple, and it's her husband who's been watching my porn. I had to agree that it would be quite a treat for him to see his wife in the back of my cab. With that in mind, I slipped off Holly's lace panties and sunk my tongue into her warm pussy. I fingered the saucy tart until she was squirting and twitching, giving her hubby the best show I could! And after a nice titty fuck, the lovely wife stroked my dick with her feet until I couldn't hold myself anymore and blew my load all over her sweet ginger pussy.

Ella was surprised to get in my cab and find a pretty woman instead of a fat, pervy taxi driver. She said she's always being asked out for dates by drivers, and it's totally awkward. I joked that if she jumps in all cabs looking that sexy, she shouldn't be surprised at the attention, but Ella told me she actually prefers women to men. That got me curious, for sure! When I said I should try and pick her up, she told me there was no need to try, that I was gorgeous, and she was happy we met each other. Soon enough, she was putting her tongue in my pussy to show me what an experienced lesbian she was, and making me gush cum like a waterfall. It was so fucking hot rolling around with her, all tangled up in beautiful, soft woman. At least, it was, until John showed up...

When a petite blonde walked into my office and started blabbering on about her smoking addiction, I could hardly get a word in. She whined that she'd tried everything from e-cigarettes to candies, but nothing worked! This pretty patient always needed to be holding something in her hand and mouth, and there was nothing she loved more than a good long smoke. Well, that got me thinking. What if we replaced Cayla's oral cravings with something equally naughty? Being the selfless doctor that I am, I was happy to step in. Dropping my pants, I gave the curvy spinner by thick dick to suck. My deepthroat cure worked immediately, but just to be safe, I took her juicy pussy for a rough fucking on my desk.