I was feeling very brave so I decided to wear my uniform out in the streets today. The first offense I saw being committed was a sexy brunette dropping her banana skin on the floor. Fuck, she looked sexy eating that banana. I could just imagine my cock being devoured with the same hungry enthusiasm so I decided to see if she would take the bait. She tried to outsmart me with some 'biodegradable' mumbo-jumbo, but all her smart words only served to turn me on. I'm used to women talking dirty to me, so this sexy little boffin had me at 'bi'. She liked guys in uniform and was happy to follow me to my car and let me slide my flesh baton inside her ass.