I was feeling very brave so I decided to wear my uniform out in the streets today. The first offense I saw being committed was a sexy brunette dropping her banana skin on the floor. Fuck, she looked sexy eating that banana. I could just imagine my cock being devoured with the same hungry enthusiasm so I decided to see if she would take the bait. She tried to outsmart me with some 'biodegradable' mumbo-jumbo, but all her smart words only served to turn me on. I'm used to women talking dirty to me, so this sexy little boffin had me at 'bi'. She liked guys in uniform and was happy to follow me to my car and let me slide my flesh baton inside her ass.
Tis the season to be jolly and I'm out and about doing a bit of peeping when I notice a foxy looking woman through a window, it looked like she was cam-whoring in her living room. I knock on her door and tell her that a group of carol singers had called in after seeing her performing lewd acts through the window. Clearly embarrassed she invited me into her house, turns out she'd been giving her boyfriend an early Xmas present through her webcam. Running on pure adrenaline I unleashed my naked gun and she deep throated me before we moved on to internal affairs.