
Every guy has fantasies; I just decided to make mine come true today. Ok, well, I'll be honest, my actual fantasy is to marry Alexis Texas, have an amazing beach honeymoon, and have her bounce that great big ass in my face every day. But in reality, would the whole marriage thing really work? I don't know….I never really tried, but the honeymoon idea with all the excitement of a future life together; now that sounds pretty great! The ass in the face too… Her ass in my face…probably the best idea I ever had.

While at her friend's party Sadie Swede spilled some piña colada on her shirt so she went to the basement to use the laundry room. Her friend's husband followed her down to make sure she didn't need any more help. He has a thing for Sadie and Sadie has a thing for British accents, so when they find themselves alone Sadie becomes his fleeting mistress...


Johnny just got done dropping off Billy at work when, he decides to go back to Billy's house where he thinks he might of lost his phone. Janet, Billy's mom answers the door and that is exactly what Johnny was hoping for. Janet and Johnny were both looking for Johnny's phone, but Johnny was looking for more then just his phone. Janet searched Johnny's pockets and found something more then just a phone, she found Johnny's hard cock ready to go!

Mrs. Ferrera is lounging in the shade in her backyard when she hears a voice calling over the fence. It's the neighbor's college son, Gabriel. She waves him in and politely listens to his weak pitch about looking for people to sponsor him in a marathon...but Mrs. Ferrera has other things in mind and promises to make a rather large pledge...but he needs to do something for her in return...


Phallic symbol, anyone? When Jennifer Steele orders produce delivery, it's quite telling that her order is full of bananas, cucumbers, squash, and lube. Hmmm ... lucky for her, the delivery guy is cute and has his own hard, throbbing phallic symbol for her to use ... down and dirty right on the floor.


Johnny's sister is kicking Jessie out of their shared house. Supposedly Johnny's sister's boyfriend told everyone that Jessie and him were sleeping together. So now Johnny's sister is mad at Jessie and their friendship is over. Well your sister told me I couldn't sleep with you as long as we were friends says Jessie. Now they're no longer friends, Jessie pounces on Johnny's cock.
