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Every guy has fantasies; I just decided to make mine come true today. Ok, well, I'll be honest, my actual fantasy is to marry Alexis Texas, have an amazing beach honeymoon, and have her bounce that great big ass in my face every day. But in reality, would the whole marriage thing really work? I don't know….I never really tried, but the honeymoon idea with all the excitement of a future life together; now that sounds pretty great! The ass in the face too… Her ass in my face…probably the best idea I ever had.

While at her friend's party Sadie Swede spilled some piña colada on her shirt so she went to the basement to use the laundry room. Her friend's husband followed her down to make sure she didn't need any more help. He has a thing for Sadie and Sadie has a thing for British accents, so when they find themselves alone Sadie becomes his fleeting mistress...

Nicole Ray knows that seducing her friend's brother is a bad idea but she's horny. And when Nicole finds herself alone with him, she plans on turning that bad idea into one amazing fuck-fest.

Kendra Secrets is one sweet mom, sweeter than a 1950s sitcom mom, cuz all she wants to do is make cookies in a happy home. But hidden underneath the tame exterior is a wildcat who wants to fuck, so when her son's friend Chris comes along, she begs him to frost her cookies with his sweet cum.

Ash is teaching her class how to do the breast stroke. Everyone except Richie is getting it right, so Ash is going to reward her star student with some strokes of her own.

Beverly's new boyfriend is a little older, and his cute son is going to stay with them for a few weeks. Since Dad spends most of his time at work, Beverly sets her sights on Rocco, and talks him into a vacation day he won't soon forget.

Kiera King isn't doing well in her math course and went to see her professor. When all she found was her professor's assistant, Kiera thought she was screwed. But he's about to show her how screwed she can really be...

Professor Roxy Anne calls librarian Sindy Lange into her classroom to ask about the ridiculous help she's been giving Mikey and quickly finds out it's because she's been boning Mikey in the library. Luckily, there's enough of Ms. Lange to go around, so come on, Prof, get in the game.

Johnny just got done dropping off Billy at work when, he decides to go back to Billy's house where he thinks he might of lost his phone. Janet, Billy's mom answers the door and that is exactly what Johnny was hoping for. Janet and Johnny were both looking for Johnny's phone, but Johnny was looking for more then just his phone. Janet searched Johnny's pockets and found something more then just a phone, she found Johnny's hard cock ready to go!

Dylan is surprised to see one of the students has given all the professors a bad review. This ex professor now turned Dean is ready to show Pike that she truly cares about her students. Pike will sure give her a great review!

Aubrey Addams needs to retake a test because she was out partying and lied to her professor about being sick. He learned the truth and has to fail Aubrey unless she's willing to share her carnal knowledge for some special consideration.

Calliste is sad that it's her 45th birthday and she's lonely and depressed. But luckily, she has a friend like Nina Hartley who comes over with her favorite dildo and favorite young, virile assistant. Let's have a hot threesome and then go out for a birthday celebration.

Katsuni is looking for a personal assistant and John might be the perfect candidate. In order to score this position, John will have to show Katsuni he's got what she's looking for.

Marie McCray is a friendly neighbor who decided to bake some cookies for her neighbor's house-sitters. But when she finds a married man all alone in the kitchen, Marie only wants him to taste her sweet cookie!!!

Mrs. Ferrera is lounging in the shade in her backyard when she hears a voice calling over the fence. It's the neighbor's college son, Gabriel. She waves him in and politely listens to his weak pitch about looking for people to sponsor him in a marathon...but Mrs. Ferrera has other things in mind and promises to make a rather large pledge...but he needs to do something for her in return...

When Lake Russell seduces her son's friend Anthony on the couch, the maid Susana DeGarcia walks in and joins in. It's about time someone serviced the maid instead of the other way around, right? And just wait for the big secret Susana reveals at the end.

Khloe is a cute hot chick who loves sex and big cocks. She's here to show Amateurs Raw for the first time how she fucks and sucks her way in the porn industry.

Allyson Wonder is normally a good student but she just slept through her final. Since she can't prove to her professor that she studied, she'll have to prove to him just how bad she wants to pass – all while on her knees!!

Lisa and her hubby are finding out that it's not easy making it out on the prairie. And the worst part is they never have any alone time. After Lisa sends her ranch hands to lunch and hubby shows up with a picnic basket, they're all ready for a little afternoon delight!

Harmony Bliss and her boyfriend Christian are swingers, so when Ava Lauren accidentally leaves a casserole dish behind when she leaves their party, I'm not so sure it was an accident. She shows up the next day in a pretty dress and a horny attitude, and the rest is history.

Lizzy and Charles meet at a speed dating course and head back to Lizzy's house to get to know each other better. When Charles confesses to Lizzy he's married, she doesn't care. In fact, she prefers married men and lets Charles fuck her brains out.

Audrey Nicole is a bookworm with no one to turn to. Her boyfriend dumped her, her roommate's a thief and the only person she can talk to is her advisor. Luckily, he's tells Audrey she just needs to act out some TLC - tender loving cock-sucking!!!

Lisa Ann thought she was going over to her friend's place to have some lunch with Tammy and her husband. To Lisa's surprise, only Tammy's husband is there and he bought roses just for her. Since he let the cat out of the box he's ready to start pounding Lisa's box!!!

Phallic symbol, anyone? When Jennifer Steele orders produce delivery, it's quite telling that her order is full of bananas, cucumbers, squash, and lube. Hmmm ... lucky for her, the delivery guy is cute and has his own hard, throbbing phallic symbol for her to use ... down and dirty right on the floor.

Adrianna wants to give her husband Will, a special treat for working so hard and taking care of her. She dresses sexy for him while she cooks him a good meal, then tops it off with a good fuck.

Jasmine Jolie has her Italian final on Friday and her professor knows she isn't going to make the grade. He still wants to help her pass but she'll have to take a position on his teaching staff to show him how much she really wants it...

Kelly Divine is working out with her ex who was recently dumped by his girlfriend. What he's about to find out is how good the single life is when you're working out with a horny ex with some incredible Ass-ets!!!

What's better than fucking your English teacher? Fucking her and your Chemistry teacher at the same time! Alex goes to the teachers' lounge to ask for extra help and is surprised to find two of his teachers fucking each other. Score! Double score when they invite him to join in.

Johnny's sister is kicking Jessie out of their shared house. Supposedly Johnny's sister's boyfriend told everyone that Jessie and him were sleeping together. So now Johnny's sister is mad at Jessie and their friendship is over. Well your sister told me I couldn't sleep with you as long as we were friends says Jessie. Now they're no longer friends, Jessie pounces on Johnny's cock.

Emma Heart is getting some exercise tips from her boyfriend's friend, Derrick. They know the key to great sex is exercise, so Emma wants to see if fucking Derrick can get her ready for her boyfriend...

Kevin can't believe his luck when Allie proposes finishing off the party at home with their sexy friend Brooke who spent the night dog sitting.

India Summer is one hot horny milf whose pussy's been wet ever since Scott, the TV repairman, delivered her TV. So she calls him to come over because, even though her TV isn't broken, she has a slippery wet hole that needs to be filled.