
They say that pregnant women cease to be attractive to men. Not for me, however. My debt agency knows that the most difficult cases are for me. I bring in money even from places where there is no money in the first place. That's my way of working. And if a pregnant woman owes my agency money, I will bring that money. Or at the very least, I'll find a good alternative to the money...

When I was a young, pimply teenager, I often dreamed of a miracle potion that would turn me into an object of lust for every bitch. Something like a magic deodorant that would make all the beautiful women run to the smell of it. Yeah, like the ads. Those days are over, I learned how to fuck women without any magic. But when I got my hands on a whole bottle of aphrodisiac, I couldn't resist. I remembered my pimply youth and decided to experiment. And now I have to wear a cast on my poor broken penis...
