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Ava Austen in 'John's Anal Birthday Treat'

Ava Austen - John's Anal Birthday Treat

I nearly had a heart attack when I got into the cab and found Ava Austen hiding out in the backseat! I must've left the door open, because there was Ava, dressed in a slutty bra that stuck out her tits and a short skirt, waiting for me. Ava told me how she knew I'd be on shift today, and reminded me how months earlier she had promised to let me fuck her arse as a birthday present. I was so flattered she remembered, so as she warmed her holes up for me, I found us a secluded location to park. I got into the backseat and ate that lovely pussy, then she deepthroated my hard cock. Her arse was heavenly, and watching my cock go in and out of her tight hole was the best birthday present this dirty old man could ever hope for!

Amber Jayne in 'and Son of John'

Amber Jayne - and Son of John

I was driving the car for my old man John today when Amber Jayne flagged the cab down. The hot blonde MILF was surprised I was driving, and told me how she had plans with John. That could only mean one thing, she was a horny bugger! I offered her my dick as a consolation prize, and when I showed it to her, she asked me to come to the backseat. The blonde bird had huge tits, and sucked cock like a champ. I was so turned on that I finger fucked her pussy until she squirted, then came all over her face! That's when John turned up, whoops. At least he got to fuck her too!

Azura Alii in 'Filthy ass fucking threesome'

Azura Alii - Filthy ass fucking threesome

If you recall, I had picked up Azura Alii and her slutty friend Piggy Mouth, and we had quite the naughty threesome in the backseat of the taxi. I wasn't sure what these girls liked more, my hard cock, or eating each other out! I had cum once, but the ladies weren't finished with me yet. I took a break while they warmed their arses up with the double headed dildo, then Piggy deepthroated my cock while I dildo-fucked Azura's tight arse. I took turns fucking their cunts and arseholes, the Piggy stuck her tongue deep in my arse and Azura wanked me off, then sucked all the cum out!

Azura Alii in 'Extreme hardcore taxi threesome'

Azura Alii - Extreme hardcore taxi threesome

I saw slutty ginger Azura Alii standing on the side of the road with her friend Piggy Mouth. Azura told me she had been telling Piggy about me, and the dreadlocked slut was curious to meet the Bishop. You know how much I love a ginger bush, and the ladies had come prepared. They took out a double headed dildo and started to deepthroat it together, then stuck it in their pussies and started fucking each other! I jumped into the backseat as quick as I could, and they gave me a sloppy double blowjob. I fucked Azura while Piggy fucked herself, then I covered both the sluts in cum!

Elizabeth Romanova in 'Marry me No, just fuck me'

Elizabeth Romanova - Marry me No, just fuck me

I had called Elizabeth Romanova and asked her to meet me, because I had to get something off my chest. I told her it was time to hang up the keys to the cab and settle down, and she was the woman I wanted to settle down with. Elizabeth, to her credit, was entirely skeptical. She told me within a week I'd be bored, and back in the cab trolling for pussy. To be fair, she was right! To be even more fair, Elizabeth said we could still fuck whenever we liked, then showed me she wasn't wearing panties! She got her tits out and I ate her pussy and arse, then she sucked my cock and gave me a rimjob. When it was time for the Bishop to sing, she wanked me off into her pretty mouth!

Stacey Saran in 'Busty Welsh Milf wanks and fucks'

Stacey Saran - Busty Welsh Milf wanks and fucks

I hadn't seen busty Welsh MILF Stacy Saran in a while, so I was quite happy to see her flagging down my cab. I had to make a stop at the bank, and Stacy was kind enough to give me a good luck flash. When I got back to the car, I found Stacy in the middle of fiddling with her pussy with a vibrator! All horny, Stacy asked me for some real cock, and I was more than happy to oblige. I ate her pussy on the backseat of the car, then she gave me a horny blowjob and ate my arse. After a footjob and some kinky sex, I came all over those huge tits!

Queenie B in 'Rough fuck finger blasting orgasms'

Queenie B - Rough fuck finger blasting orgasms

I was driving along when I saw Queenie B standing there in a tiny skirt, looking like she was ready for some fun. She got in the taxi, and already knew my name. Seems her friend Emma had told her about me, and since Queenie needed a seeing too, she asked me if I would fuck her. I knew it wasn't a trap when she showed me her pussy, and then stuck her bare arse through the hatch! I got in the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob and rimjob, then I fingered her hard until she came. I fucked that wet pussy well, and she wanked me off to cum all over her tits!

Myla Elyse in 'Cock hunter returns for anal'

Myla Elyse - Cock hunter returns for anal

When a dark-haired hottie got into the Fake Taxi today, it took me a minute to realize it was Myla Elysa! I hadn't seen Myla in years, not since our last tryst in the cab. Myla told me she had been traveling the world in search of cock, so obviously I offered her my dick for some fun. Myla agreed on one condition, that I help her fulfill a fantasy she had: two cocks at once! We arranged to meet back at the same time and the same spot on Tuesday, and that I would bring a friend. I got into the backseat and Myla climbed on top of me so I could play with her tits, then she gave me a horny blowjob. I got four fingers into her pussy, then got her arse ready with my fingers, and fucked her in both holes before covering her face with my spunk!


Tanya Virago in 'Short haired tattooed blonde fucked'

Tanya Virago - Short haired tattooed blonde fucked

Russian blonde MILF Tanya Virago got into my cab today after a long night of partying. The party had been so wild that she had forgotten her shirt! I wasn't going to complain, her tits were fantastic. She looked gorgeous, but I had to make sure she didn't forget her purse too. I was joking, but she really had! I asked her how she would pay me, and with a sly smile, Tanya offered to suck my cock. I wasn't going to say no to that, so while I found us a spot to pull over, Tanya flashed my her pierced pussy. I got into the backseat so she could give a blowjob, then I ate her pussy, and fingered her until she squirted!

Darina Ivanov in 'Hot cock hungry cheating girlfriend'

Darina Ivanov - Hot cock hungry cheating girlfriend

Last week, I left Darina Ivanov and her boyfriend borrow the Fake Taxi to bang in for the low cost of a blowjob, and wouldn't you know it, I picked her up alone today. Darina was a little embarrassed getting into the car, but then she told me we could've had a threesome the last time if I hadn't left! Well, I figured when could pick up where we left off, especially when I saw she wasn't wearing any knickers under her tights. I couldn't wait to eat that pussy, so I got into the backseat and tasted her sweet juices. Darina deepthroated my cock while I played her her big tits, then after I made her cum with a vibrator and some doggystyle sex, I came all over her arse!

Alyssa Divine in 'Big tits petite ebony babe squirts'

Alyssa Divine - Big tits petite ebony babe squirts

What a lovely surprise it was to see Alyssa Divine hailing the cab today! It had been a while since our last encounter, and I couldn't resist telling her how I've had a few cheeky wanks thinking about it. Alyssa told me she felt the same, so we decided to rekindle the magic. While I was finding us a quiet spot, Alyssa pulled down her panties, and shoved her arse into the front seat! I almost crashed the car! Alyssa climbed on top of me and wanked my cock while I sucked her tits, then we took turns sitting on each others' faces! After a randy fuck, I made her squirt with my fingers, then she rode my dick to a creampie.

Sasha Steele in 'Car wash flasher'

Sasha Steele - Car wash flasher

I saw a familiar arse in a red dress waving down the cab, and when Sasha Steele got in, she cheekily remarked she was happy it was me driving, since that meant she wouldn't have to pay! Since the meter wasn't running, I figured I had enough time to pop into the car wash. While the lads scrubbed the Fake Taxi, I suggested Sasha give them a cheeky flash. The lads were so aroused by her big tits that they tried to come in the car! Sasha was about to offer one of them a bj when I said fuck that, I wanted my own cock sucked. I found us a nice spot and the blonde MILF sucked my dick and ate my arse, then I fucked her tight, wet pussy until covering her with a facial!

Darina Ivanov in 'Driver sucked and boyfriend fucked'

Darina Ivanov - Driver sucked and boyfriend fucked

Darina Ivanov and Clarke Kent got into my cab today, and asked me to lift them to the Uni Bar. I could tell they were new lovers, because they could not keep their hands off of each other. Within a few minutes Darina was grabbing Clarke's cock, and then he started taking out her tits! When she spread her legs, I could see that Darina was not wearing any panties, and the sight of her pussy really turned me on. Since they were so horny, I made them an offer: I'd lend them the cab for 30 minutes if Darina sucked my cock! The horny bird wanted more dick, so I pulled over. Darina gave me a horny blowjob, then I went to grab a coffee while she sucked and fucked Clarke in the backseat until he covered her with a facial!

Alice Judge in 'Backseat anal fuck and big facial'

Alice Judge - Backseat anal fuck and big facial

It had been a while since Alice Judge came for a ride in the Fake Taxi, and she was dressed quite smart, wasn't she? Alice was doing pretty well monetarily, and told me she had decided to treat herself to a day of pampering at the spa. I was jealous, because I had not been pampered in weeks. Lucky for me, Alice, the saint, decided she wanted to pamper me with her big tits! Alice wrapped her big lips around my cock and it felt amazing, then I fingered her pussy. After warming up her arse with my fingers, we had a spot of anal sex, then she wanked me off to a huge facial!