One gorgeous Mexican minx got into the Fake Taxi today. She only had euro on her, which I could not accept, so she asked me if sucking my cock might be better payment. Blowjobs are certainly a currency I will accept, and anyone who knows me knows how much I love Latinas! I found us a quiet spot to pull over while she showed me her tits and arse, then I headed to the backseat where she gave me an enthusiastic blowjob! I fucked her pussy and she gave me a footjob, then I glazed her face with a facial.
Pretty blonde Nikky Dream was headed to Central London today when it started raining, so she flagged down the taxi. She told me she was from Prague and it was her first time in London, so I told her about our ancient tradition dating back 250 years: if a passenger flashes the driver her tits, she gets the ride for free. Nikky wasn't shy, then asked what I would give to fuck her. We agreed to free rides for as long as she was in London, and she got her tits out while I found a quiet spot to pull up. After I ate her pussy and arse nicely, she sucked The Bishop and gave me a tit-wank. I fucked Nikky and it was a dream come true!
I picked up Louise Lee, and she was dressed very festive wasn't she? Looking like a proper Missus Claus she was. Louise was headed to a work party, and was disappointed none of her co-workers were the type to duck into a closet and play with her tits. I told her if it was cock she was after, that she could have a grab of mine, and the saucy minx loved the idea. I got into the backseat and she gave me a horny blowjob, then I ate her pussy. Louise then tongue-fucked my arse which made me harder than diamonds, and I fucked her hard until I covered her with a facial!
I love Spanish women because they always have big, sexy arses, so when Montse Swinger got into the cab I had a big smile on my gob. Montse was on vacation in England, but only had euros to pay me! I told her I couldn't accept that currency, so she offered me a currency accepted worldwide: a blowjob. I wasn't about to turn down that sort of treat, and she already had her tongue and tits out by the time I got to the backseat. Montse gave me one hell of a blowjob and then tugged my cock while eating my arse. I fucked her tight pussy all over the cab before she wanked me off onto her tongue. I covered her with a facial!
The fare that flagged me down today was an adorable lass named Kylie Nymphette. Kylie was a ginger honey, and covered in piercings and tattoos. She was headed to the tattoo parlor to get a new piercing, so I asked to see some she already had. To my surprise, Kylie flashed me her tits! I asked her if she had any lower on her body, and wouldn't you know it, she spread her legs until her tights ripped! Her pussy wasn't even pierced, she was just horny. Kylie rode my face as I ate her pussy, then she gave me a blowjob and a rimjob. I pierced her pussy with my own needle (I call him The Bishop), then came deep inside her with a creampie!
I guess I didn't do such a great job of cleaning the cab after my last fare, because when I picked up redhead Azura Alii she found a pair of lacy knickers. This cheeky bird actually asked if they were mine! She accused me of being a dirty old man, and I tried to deny it but she had me bang to rights. Next thing I know, she's stuffing the thong into her twat and telling me to come get them out with my teeth! I can't turn down an invitation like that, so I got in the back and popped them in her mouth, then fingered her pussy. Not only was she amazing at gagging on The Bishop and grinding on it too, she was brilliant at tongue-fucking my arse! I even fucked her hairy armpit, which was a first for me! This nasty bird sucked me off till I came all over her face!
When I picked up Lyen Parker, this gorgeous tattooed bird didn't know quite where she wanted to go. She told me she needed to visit an estate agent because she just got kicked out of her friend's flat after fucking the friend's boyfriend! So I thought I'd chance asking if she'd like to stay in my spare room rent-free in exchange for shagging me! A woman after my own heart, Lyen's only question was "Are you a good fuck?" so I told her she could see for herself. She liked my cock straight off, rubbing my chap and sucking it, then gave my arsehole a nice long tongue-lashing! After she doubted my sexual prowess I was sure to put in some extra effort as I fucked her fanny and fingered her till she squirted, then licked her pussy till she came on my mouth. After I shot my huge load all over her face, we headed back to mine!
When I picked up stunning redhead Alex Harper, her tits were almost hanging out of her tight dress, and when she got in one of her nipples popped right out and winked at me! She asked if the free show meant she could get a free ride, and whipped the other one out as well! It turns out this American bird was quite the exhibitionist because just showing me her knockers was enough to get her so turned on she asked me to join her in the back. Alex has a spectacular hairy bush so at first I just wanted to watch her play with herself, and when she saw my cock she decided to call off her sightseeing trip to Big Ben because he's got nothing on Big John! She didn't just ride me, she even ate my arse and sucked my cock while fingering my P-Spot, which almost made me shoot off too early. But I managed to give that fanny a nice long shag before cumming on her pussy so hard it splashed her face!
When I picked up leather-clad Luna Toxxxic on her way to work as a dominatrix, I had to ask if she could give me a sample! When I offered to trade her a free ride for a free spanking, she soon had me trussed up in the back of the cab like a Christmas turkey! I started to bottle it, but Luna wasn't letting me out that easily, giving my arse a good paddling. She got me nervous when she started running that paddle near my cock, and then she gave my nuts a squeeze! After that, it was my turn to play with her pussy. When I got her where I wanted her, I decided to turn the tables, spanking her arse and fingering her pussy until she called me "Master"! It turns out this domme enjoyed it when I took control, and rode my cock till she squirted. I had one of the biggest loads ever, so I guess you'll have to call me a switch!
Brooke hailed me to take her to the strip club, and I recognized her straight off. In fact, I've been wanting to have a dance with her for a while, but her big tits are always in high demand! Brooke offered me a very personal dance before her shift, and obviously I leapt at the chance. When I pulled up and got in the back, Brooke skipped the tease and got straight to the good stuff, pulling off her knickers and letting me bury my face in her fanny. She deepthroated my cock and then hopped on top, and then it was my turn to show her what I could really do when I pounded her pussy. She rode my cock till I couldn't hold back and came in her pussy! I'll definitely be cumming to see her again in the club.
Amber Jayne started off by giving me lip about being too slow to pick her up, so I thought she wanted to get right down to shagging, but it turned out she was hoping for a chance to drive my cab! I've already got a lot of birds driving for me and I told her it wasn't in the cards, but she had other ideas. She popped open all the buttons on her dress and announced that she was going to make an opening come up, then waggled her arse at me! Amber proved just how much she wants the job with an amazing tease, licking my cock, grinding against me, and even tonguing my arsehole, then rode my chap like a madwoman and slapped my face! This blonde's definitely got what it takes to get in the driver's seat, taking my big load in her mouth and spitting it all down her tits!
I didn't recognize Liz Rainbow with her new blue hair, but she sure recognized me! The cheeky Spanish bird said she was shocked that I was still alive after falling off the car the last time I gave her a ride, but you can't get rid of old John that easy! She decided not to go all the way to London when she could lick my arsehole instead, so I found a spot to pull up while she got herself started in the back, shaking her arse and rubbing her little fanny. I stuck my finger in her tight bumhole and then gave it a good tongue-fucking, and then it was my turn to get my ringpiece licked! She loved it when I shagged her pussy and fingered her arse, then she took my cock balls-deep in her mouth until I made a mess of her pretty little face with my cum!
I saw Ava Austen on the corner today, and she told me her car was in the shop. Ava needed a ride to the beauty spa, and told me she was on her way to get her pussy waxed. Now I love me a hairy pussy, so since she wanted a free ride, I told her I wanted a go at it before it was waxed! I got in the backseat and noticed Ava's tits had gotten bigger, a lovely surprise, then I had my way with her in a kinky fuck that including fisting, a vibrator, and one massive cumshot!
Rae Lil Black got into the cab and asked for a ride to the travel agent. Rae was looking to buy a flight back home to Japan, so before she left, I told her we had a little tradition in England. She had already heard it! Lucky for me, Rae was fucking horny. She had brought a collar with her, and had me tie her up with rope. She pissed in her panties while I used a vibrator on her pussy, then she gave me a sloppy blowjob and tongue fucked my arse. I covered her tongue, face, and tits in sperm!
I got old John to lend me the cab and picked up a funky haired woman named Liz Rainbow. Liz wanted to go to Milton Keyes, which was a ride that would cost about 90 quid. I told Liz the price, and she scoffed, saying she never paid for cabs in the UK because she always fucks the driver! I thought she was taking the piss, but she flashed me her tits and ass! I pulled over, and she sucked my cock, then I fucked her pussy silly and came all over her back and ass.